Let’s Polish A Turd Together!

scotchnaut - December 28, 2025December 28, 2025114

There's only two games in this emaciated slate and one of them features a clash between two 2-loss teams. YEESH! To The Games! Giants/Raiders: If you want to chew your nails in the corner of a dark room rather than take in this fixture I won't judge. What were the sked-makers thinking? The

Playoff Jockeying Ahoy!

scotchnaut - December 28, 2025146

And when that's not happening there is a Gathering of the Mediocrities. So we're somewhere on the spectrum no matter the tilt. To The Games! Steelers/Browns: There was talk that Pitt could win the division before they even took the field today but that involved Green Bay doing a favor for Rodgers and

Playing Football Version of Clue: Green Bay with the Dagger at Lambeau Field

scotchnaut - December 27, 2025December 27, 2025166

Baltimore has a 6.2% chance of making the playoffs and Green Bay can put their slight hopes to rest. Will they though? To The Game! Ravens/Packers: -At the QB spot, Willis is spelling Love because the latter is having trouble spelling because of the head ouchie. -On the other side of the field, one-time

Playoff Appetizer? You Might Be Looking At One Here.

scotchnaut - December 27, 2025December 27, 202552

The AFC is more interesting than it has been in years (according to me) and these two have something to do with it. Let's dig in. To The Game! Texans/Chargers: -As a matter of fact these squadoos faced off last year in the postseason and Nico went off for 122 yards. Houston will

Afrikan Euros, Day-After Boxing Fixtures, JV NFL-palooza

King Hippo - December 27, 2025December 27, 2025105

All before the Big Boi NFL takes over this evening (with scotchy in command). Such fun! Do give the Afrikan Euros a watch (BeIn has Murrikan coverage), along with whatever fare is served on NBC, USA, and Peacock - starting with Men Untied hopefully battering the Robins Hood (7:30, USA). I

Sexy Friday – 20251226

Mr. Ayo - December 26, 2025December 26, 2025134

TGIF! The end of another year. How joyous. Word Count Filler Time In honor of some missing apes around here, let's talk about apes escaping. Los Angeles Zoo: Evelyn The zoo though an enclosure that was used for bears would be sufficient for gorillas. Well, Evelyn had other ideas. She got a running start,

Sharkbaits Cocktail of the Week: A Christmas BOTG

Sharkbait - December 26, 2025December 26, 2025108

Oh hey. It's been a while since I've been here. Between the work trip to London and the holidays, it's been a crazy busy few days. While I've got nothing made for this week, I did want to write about a place I went to on my trip: Dukes Cocktail Bar. This

Feel Free To Point And Laugh

scotchnaut - December 25, 2025171

At the Chiefs of course. Their reign wasn't nearly as long as the Patriots 20 year run but to some it may have seemed like it. And who's to say that this isn't just a one-year blip? But let's live in the "Outta The Playoffs" now, shall we? To The Game! Broncos/Chiefs: -Teams

Brevity is the Soul of, You Know

scotchnaut - December 25, 2025December 25, 202556

And that's why this one's a shorty as well. To The Game! Lions/Vikes: -Has O'Connell lost his mojo as a QB Whisperer? Or maybe that position on his squadoo is bereft of talent? -Speaking of lost mojo, Dan Campbell has been looking for his. The bloom is off the Lions' rose-so many disappointing losses.

Merry Football Christmas!

scotchnaut - December 25, 2025100

There's plenty of chatter regarding these games having been salient when the season began and now they're irrelevant. Or, more specifically, not as relevant as they could be. I say, "who is sitting down to watch this stuff with a keen eye on Christmas Day?". To me this is excellent