The 2024 Washington Commanders: A Preview

DFOing Good

Doktor Zymm - September 7, 2024September 7, 202419

The Commanders were…..not good last season. They were coming off late-stage Snyderism with the ownership change only going through in July and were probably kind of lucky to get to 4 wins. The great hope going into this season is Jayden Daniels. Washington drafting a slender, dual-threat QB with the

Roach at the Hen Dance: 2024 Titans Preview

Don T - September 7, 2024September 8, 202411

About 20 teams dominate NFL discourse in all its manifestations, from yelling between fans to the hurling of fecal hashtags, and even “Letter to a Young Me” vomitives. By contrast, AFC South teams are the kids’ table of the National Football Lee, and the Titans are the stinky introvert who

JV Stand-Alone September Sabado Open Thread

King Hippo - September 7, 2024September 6, 2024134

Alas, there is no Lesser Footy to start one's day with. Sleep in if one can. Steerfuckers South (-7) at Michigan (Noon, Fox) How long has it been since not-THEEEE has gone into the Big House as a full-tuddy favoUrite? Long fucking time, I'd bet. But I'd still not touch this line

Sexy Friday – 20240906

Mr. Ayo - September 6, 2024September 6, 2024387

TGIF! Just got back from Canada this week. Visited lovely Oliver, BC to spend a few days racing around the Area 27 race track. Lovely track to drive if you get the chance. Anyway, the most baffling part was getting gas. Get this, when prepaying the pumps ask for the

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Breakfast of Champions

Sharkbait - September 6, 2024September 6, 202435

Hello and happy Friday once again. Today's drink isn't what I originally had planned for this space. However a (somewhat) impromptu trip to New York to have dinner with my dad happened, and I needed to pivot. This drink is one that I've had on my radar for some time,

Back In The Saddle Again-Your First REAL Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread of 2024

scotchnaut - September 5, 2024September 5, 2024472

It's been a long time coming for a game that counts in the regular season standings but we're here and it's great. [mutes TV] I'll provide my own ball-washing should I feel the need, thank you very much! A few little notes and then I'll wax elephant regarding the tilt

A Very Denver Broncos Season Preview

Alex_Demote - September 5, 2024September 4, 202413

Broncos fans have left behind the "Let's Ride" motto in favor of "It's Bo Time," a slogan long employed by southern regional fried chicken powerhouse Bojangles. This definitively sideways trade is perfectly indicative of the overall sideways movement of both our roster construction and performance outlook this season. Maybe that's

CFL Beat: Week 14

The Maestro - September 5, 2024September 3, 20245

The NFL is back tonight! Yahoo! Very exciting! I'll be watching all of it, as we all love to do here. I'm just glad the the CFL has mostly come to their senses about game scheduling during the fall season when the big league is back in session; they're finally

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We Made It!

Senor Weaselo - September 4, 2024September 4, 2024119

Didn't think you'd be getting a VGCats reference, didja? Congratulations, everyone. We survived with limbs intact. A little after this time tomorrow there'll be football. Not with reserves, not with maybe-gonnas or never-will-bes, or UFL fodder. Actual football. Good quarterbacks! Good teams! In a stadium where the color green is technically

Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - September 4, 2024September 5, 202422

INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it's just like my Daddy used to say, "if the city won't pay, fuck 'em and move!" [Laughs too hard] [Garbled phone response] DEAN: Right?! That place is an absolute dump anyway.

AFL Beat 2024 – AFLW Round 1 and AFL Finals Bye!

ballsofsteelandfury - September 4, 2024September 4, 20244

Yes, you read that correctly. The AFLW has started! I get more excited for the start of the women's competition because they truly are fearless. They hit harder than the men. Let's see what happened. *** The AFLW Ladder *** The AFLW Results *** The AFLW Highlights https://youtu.be/cPK34DeGFwU?si=nJsWIXd1ptwkGlus https://youtu.be/KROGm_lkPnk?si=TS7JrXqG4dqTBIo5 https://youtu.be/3tvc43sdz_8?si=8xprn3KQAPelAQF2 https://youtu.be/XOlQnrXn_UE?si=YLKJ_zqwRGAso8dc https://youtu.be/poSHmUIzomk?si=aUISv5yp9JbNkH-3 https://youtu.be/OVywSZVH04Y?si=dZ1_C_w-y-93uB00 https://youtu.be/kEJxL02p_kc?si=VuYaSlRREgn_QNdA https://youtu.be/ehD9qTYBw14?si=3pU68whOaG7zynjK https://youtu.be/i6D4y_CXRpg?si=Jic17D9AGKiSmoVe *** Next AFLW Round's Schedule Next AFL Round Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping

Now is the Time of Monsters: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 3, 2024September 3, 202448

Holy shitsnacks, it's here! It's finally here! Almost seven months of waiting, watching, speculation and just plain Bullshit has finally led us here. In two days, The Harvest will finally commence. It's gonna be a weird one. With the exception of Aaron Rodgers (and arguably Kirk Cousins) the Old World has