Now is the Time of Monsters: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 3, 2024September 3, 202448

Holy shitsnacks, it's here! It's finally here! Almost seven months of waiting, watching, speculation and just plain Bullshit has finally led us here. In two days, The Harvest will finally commence. It's gonna be a weird one. With the exception of Aaron Rodgers (and arguably Kirk Cousins) the Old World has

Subsequent GTD reflections

Game Time Decision - September 3, 2024September 2, 202445

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Seriously. There isn't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:It's the Most Wonderful

Last off season Monday Night Open Thread

ArmedandHammered - September 2, 2024September 2, 2024112

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Featured image from: South Okanagan Events Centre (please don't rat me out BC Dick) For your listening pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMK4cfXj5c0 Tonight is the first and only entry in my new RATE MY BONG series. Probably because the PoPo will break down my door and take me away. So, like many people my age, my

The Literal AI-Generated Headline is – Indianapolis Colts: A Season of Transition

Team Previews

blaxabbath - September 2, 2024August 30, 202433

I did a Colts preview a few years ago (I think it's a relevant read) and, the days being COVID (well, there's a virus and then I guess it's actually still around. I just can't seem to get any space in line anywhere anymore so, you know, hooray for vaccinations

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Order Up!

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - September 2, 2024September 1, 202448

I don't remember my maternal Grandmother ever cooking. She must have, because she raised 5 kids and none of them starved before reaching adulthood. Of course one of those kids was my aunt and godmother, (and it turns out the one who bought me that Leroy Jordan jersey and turned

Burying the 2024 Offseason – Sunday Night Open Thread

Don T - September 1, 2024September 1, 202466

Stop all the clocks. Cut off the cellphone ringer. Mute all family chats. Program “Out-Of-Office” emails to run at lunchtime next Thursday, graffiti your church with C U in Fe March, and make your fat clothes accessible in your closet and drawer because the time of sloth and rage and

Your NY Giants Preview Featuring A Very Special Guest

DFOing Good

scotchnaut - September 1, 202434

I haven't been looking forward to doing this because...Giants, but much like my guy I found an angle. This interview is entirely unedited, fyi Me: "Folks, I've got a lot of questions about the Giants upcoming year and I needed some extra insight so I reached out and was genuinely surprised that

Sunday gravy with yeah right: Season Ten Finale! Tourtière! For all of our Canadian Neighbours!

yeah right - September 1, 2024August 30, 202452

For the last time this season, good morning everyone! Happy Labor Day weekend and all of that good shit too. Welcome to the Sunday Gravy season ten finale. Yes. Ten fucking years of Sunday Gravy right here on DFO. A mixed bag of complete honor and colossal pain-in-the ass that I wouldn't trade

Closing Out August 2024 in JV Style

King Hippo - August 31, 2024August 30, 2024145

This summer has been a whirlwind decade, has it not? But I have good news for you - if you make it to Tweaker Halftime tonight, the calendar will move to September. Unless you are some kind of g-dless heathen on PST, obvs. Western Kenfucky (+31.5) at Alabama (7:00, ESPN) Just highlighting

Almost Full Footy’s GlorioUs Return

King Hippo - August 31, 2024August 30, 2024170

Oh my cats, so much to watch this weekend. America settles into its ample couches/recliners, booze and/or drugs in hand. Life is temporarily good. The only Friday JV fixture worth watching is a 10:30p kick...but the best Lesser match of the day is an early bird, King's Afrikan Water Pistols welcoming in

Sexy Friday – 20240830

Mr. Ayo - August 30, 2024September 20, 202478

TGIF! You made it ! Welcome to the long weekend. Full of so much footy you'll need three (3) screens to watch it all live! JV footy (OK vs Temple on ESPN now!), Lesser Footy, F1 at Monza, La Vuelta, the TOUR Championship, US Open (tennis variety), NASCAR, and a

Request Line: Let Me Sing You the Song of My People…

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 30, 2024August 30, 2024182

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard... ...having a conversation with DJ 3000, who is perched in his regular spot... ...as the two talk about the conclusion of the Pan-African War in the current DJ 3000's original timeline. DJ 3000: ...AND THEN MOZAMBIQUE SIGNED THE