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Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread
ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in!…
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[DFO] Book Club presents: A Tale Of Two Cities
Part 5: The Best of Times ABC had done the right thing in lobbying for this game to be on Monday Night. They were…
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Your “What Does A Male Cow Excrete?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: The internets are alive with football’s ‘finest’ spreading it pretty thick today: Mike Florio today suggests the Seahawks will trade Russell Wilson…
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Show Some Respect
INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH – NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX – NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown…
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Your “Is This How I Got Carpal Tunnel?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Everything’s coming up Cowboys today: A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners.…
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Smoking Hot Microphone
INTERIOR – FOX SPORTS BROADCASTING STUDIOS – LOS ANGELES, CA [A pair of well dressed men sit around a broadcast studio’s control room, watching…