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Your “YA BETTER START SOMEBODDDDDYYYYYY” MNF Open Thread
ST. MICHAEL CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL, FOOTBALL FIELD — FAIRHOPE, ALABAMA — TWO WEEKS AGO COACH RIVERS: Alright boys, bring it in! Bring it in!…
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Your “Mess With The Bull, You Get The Horns” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The NFL will be experimenting with new rules at the Pro Bowl: Kickoffs after field goals or converts. A modified CFL rule,…
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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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