Tank Talk – Tuesday Open Thread

‘Noches... The Reverend is off tonight. In substitution, I’m gonna talk about two things close to my heart. First, cholesterol. We are now aware #Awareness The second is the 1-10 Tennessee Titans, , and tanking for the #1 pick. If the season is lost by Week 13, a lousy team might as well

Threat or Travesty :/ 2025 Titans Preview

A bit of wisdom has been bouncing around my head for several weeks: we can’t change the past, and dwelling on past mistakes is suffering by folly. I thought that sounded like Seneca or Cicero, but I didn’t consult AI for fear of taking down an electrical grid about a

All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many people shared my passion for massive girth. To be honest, I don’t usually care how popular are the things I like. Usually. To be honest Part II:

Kicking Down: Mundialito Revue

Good morning to everyone, especially to those somewhat disappointed right now. I know, I know. King Hippo doth rawk, but I requested to substitute. So I am familiar with your feeling let down, but… South Korea’s own Ulsan HD exited the Mundialito with three losses, scored two goals and showed NOTHING

Early Window Sunday Sub Job

Buenos días. Your friendly neighboUrhood Scotchnaut caught a case of the Real Lifes and is indisposed for posting duties on this most blessed (and kinda hungover) Sunday, may Gamblor be unto you. Let me wish, for those who partake, a Happy Fantasy Football playoffs. Your 14 weeks of blind luck

Media Whoring ‘Fessing Up: Sunday Preseason Thread

Perhaps I’ve had occasion to express to you that I am a fan of the NFL. And I can no longer bear the weight of my secret perfidy because you certainly deserve better. So here goes: throughout the DFO Era, which will start its TENTH fitbaw season in a coupla

Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)

Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend to cram all the continuing Donks re-education courses, per Sean Payton’s overhaul of the franchise into a constitutional theocracy. Hippo showed me some Powerpoint slides, and