Your “Welcome Back to Work!” Monday Night Football Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - September 24, 2018

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Anyone ever all set to go on a vacation, and then suddenly the morning before have someone dump a giant project on you? This happened to me two Thursdays ago, with the kicker (a few fan bases recoil in horror at that word) being that I had prepared for this

No Ones Chargers 2018 Season Preview

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 22, 2018August 22, 2018

INTERIOR - ST. SOPHIA CATHEDRAL, LOS ANGELES - MIDDAY [A decent group of formal, yet lavishly dressed people sit in the pews as the funeral for Faye Spanos is about to get underway. However, due to the vast size of the church, the audience seems dwarfed by comparison. The organ softly

Your “Can You Stop Testing My Breaking Point?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 15, 2018August 15, 2018

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Quick NFL Hits: Nick Foles doesn't care that Tawmmy didn't shake his hand after the Superb Owl Why should he? He's the one that won the damn thing.I hope that when they meet next week for the preseason game, Foles just holds out his hand and asks him to kiss

Your “It’s Right There!” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - August 6, 2018August 6, 2018

NFL News: Is OBJ gonna get paaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiddddddd? Apparently the Giants are working with his agent to make him the highest paid wideout in the League. I'm not sure what the Giants are thinking, considering he is coming off an injury and is only entering his 4th year. I'm all for

Your “Burying the Guy Who Buried the Football ” Monday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 23, 2018

Sorry for the light news and delayed thread tonight everyone. The #contentmines were not properly stocked and now you're stuck with me tonight. NFL News: The Patriots are looking to trade Superb Owl LII "MVP," Malcolm Mitchell, because if you say one mean thing to Belichick, he never forgets Conner Barwin agreed

Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 19, 2018July 20, 2018

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NFL News: Los Titancanos' DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed lords owners latest rule change. "I'm going to take my fine... It is what it is, I ain't going to let them stop me from doing what

Your 4th of July Day Open Thread & Commentist Beer Barrel: Boots On The Ground – San Diego International Beer Festival 2018

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 4, 2018July 4, 2018

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Heyyyy, happy 4th of July, folks! Low Commander here to dust off the old Beer Barrel and hopefully wet your whistles for the incredible day of BBQing, blowing shit up and straight up shameless DRANKIN'. 4th of July is one of my favorite holidays, (mostly because I am not a

Show Some Respect

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 24, 2018May 25, 2018

INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH - NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX - NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown Houston, as we wait to watch the 2-6 Texans take on the 1-7 Miami Dolphins, in what is sure to be a thrilling kickoff to Week 8!

Request Line: Keep It Clean

DFOing Good

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 11, 2018May 10, 2018

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER and DJ3000 are standing outside the recording booth, waiting for their guest to arrive. DJ3000: I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND. PRODUCER: For the last time, we already had a guest scheduled for this week. We can't just cancel on him after he's traveled this far. DJ3000: SURE

Your “OOOOOHHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!!!” Tuesday Night Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

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WHAT MADNESS IS THIS?! FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT HAS AWAKENED BOLTMAN FROM HIS DEEP, DARK SLUMBER WITHIN THE BOWELS OF SAN DIEGO COUNTY CREDIT UNION QUALCOMM JACK MURPHY STADIUM, DEMANDING HIS DECREE ON THE DAILY HAPPENINGS OF THE MORTAL WORLD OF THE ACCURSED NFL! BOLTMAN WILL ASSURE YOU ALL THAT FERMENTEDBEVERAGEHUMANMALEROBERT'S MESSENGER MET A SLOW AND

Commentist Beer Barrel: Shred the Red

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - March 5, 2018

Good afternoon fellow Beer Barrelites. Once more, Low Commander is here to ramble on about some beer he tried this past week, allowing make it snow to full dedicate himself to his fantastic Oscar's previews. "But if the Oscar's were last night," you might ask, "why are you filling in

Commentist Beer Barrel: Really Deep

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Greetings Commentists, lurkers, drunkards and all general riff-raff, to another edition of the Beer Barrel. Low Commander here, filling it for make it snow as he prepares for the avalanche of Oscars previews. which turned out to be perfect timing as I found something that I really wanted to share