2020 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2020October 22, 2020

SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this

BattleBots Beat: Who Will Survive in the BattleBox?

Senor Weaselo - October 11, 2018October 10, 2018

Hey everyone, and for the last time this year, welcome back to the Beat! Last time we covered the right side of the BattleBots championship bracket, where Bite Force dominated and Whiplash drove daringly. They joined Lock-Jaw and Minotaur in the semifinals, the final four fearsome, uh, fighters, I guess,

Goddess II – Epilogue

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 25, 2018May 25, 2018

EXTERIOR, Balls' beach house, pool deck, San Felipe, Baja California, México The sun is slowly setting on the mountains at Balls' back leaving streaks of pink, orange, and yellow across the cloudy sky. In front of Balls, the Sea of Cortés is calm and reflects the light of the bluish-purplish sky as

Goddess II – The Conclusion(?)

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 18, 2018May 17, 2018

[The Outskirts of Las Vegas, Nevada, 7:38am] tWBS guides the van past the last completed housing development on this particular road, then takes the next right, pulling into a development which was abandoned during construction as money and luck ran out. There are no residents just yet. tWBS: This should do. He drives

Goddess II – Episode 15

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 11, 2018May 10, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am] A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are still waiting. Brad has fallen back asleep. Luis: Hey lady. Get outta here before you get in the way and... Woman: STFU. Are you Luis? Luis (looking at Manuel then

Goddess II – Episode 14

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 4, 2018May 3, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 6:07am] tWBS staggers out of the living room. There are still eight porn girls (and also BallsofSteelandFury) piled up on one another on the floor behind him as he exits the room and hits the kitchen. He still has a black lace thigh high

Goddess II – Episode 13

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 24, 2018April 23, 2018

She was stretched out as far as her legs could go and there were tongues all over her body. One on her left nipple and one on her right. Another was licking her clit while yet another was tonguing her asshole Balls was kissing her as the others did their

Goddess II – Episode 12

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 20, 2018April 21, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party): *sigh* OK, we're finally done. (holding up pink strap on dildo) .... I presume you want to keep this? Balls (giggling): Hehehe. Yes, we might need that again tonight. Housekeeping Gal#2: What

Goddess II – Episode 11

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 13, 2018April 12, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite. When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds. Quietly, he

Goddess II – Episode 10

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 6, 2018April 4, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a distance, they watch as Leticia continues playing Blackjack at a table about 50 feet away. The other two players who were seated at the table when Leticia