SCENE: Interior, the DFO Clubhouse. The floor is littered with empty beer bottles, the walls are covered in Iguana Mart posters, and the couch is...sticky. BeerGuyRob: So today's the day, huh? HoratioCornblower: What are you talking about? Is Geno Auriemma finally coming to visit? BallsofSteelandFury: Didn't you read blax's Quotables submissions page this
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BattleBots Beat: Who Will Survive in the BattleBox?
Hey everyone, and for the last time this year, welcome back to the Beat! Last time we covered the right side of the BattleBots championship bracket, where Bite Force dominated and Whiplash drove daringly. They joined Lock-Jaw and Minotaur in the semifinals, the final four fearsome, uh, fighters, I guess,
Goddess II – Epilogue
Goddess II – The Conclusion(?)
[The Outskirts of Las Vegas, Nevada, 7:38am] tWBS guides the van past the last completed housing development on this particular road, then takes the next right, pulling into a development which was abandoned during construction as money and luck ran out. There are no residents just yet. tWBS: This should do. He drives
Goddess II – Episode 15
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Parking Deck, 7:07am] A small and fragile looking elderly woman approaches the van where Luis, Manuel and Brad are still waiting. Brad has fallen back asleep. Luis: Hey lady. Get outta here before you get in the way and... Woman: STFU. Are you Luis? Luis (looking at Manuel then
Goddess II – Episode 14
Goddess II – Episode 13
Goddess II – Episode 12
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 9:36pm] Housekeeping Gal#1 (carrying multiple bags containing the garbage from the previous night's party): *sigh* OK, we're finally done. (holding up pink strap on dildo) .... I presume you want to keep this? Balls (giggling): Hehehe. Yes, we might need that again tonight. Housekeeping Gal#2: What
Goddess II – Episode 11
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite. When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds. Quietly, he
Goddess II – Episode 10
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a distance, they watch as Leticia continues playing Blackjack at a table about 50 feet away. The other two players who were seated at the table when Leticia
Goddess II – Episode 9
[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa): How are the pancakes? Vanessa: They're great! You want a bite? Balls: No. I'm good with my California Omelette. This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia): How's the
Goddess II – Episode 8
Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you