YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

Sexy Friday – 20240209

TGIF! The Superb Owl await us. Onwards! Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're driving a little eagerly and are about to roll your car. Here's how to survive that. Once the vehicle is about to roll, pull your feet away from the pedals and tuck them near the seat to prevent

Sexy Friday – 20240202

TGIF! I was going to do a Groundhog Day spoof and just reuse last week's post with a new title and intro, but it's already been done. Survival - Personal Edition Today, we're going to learn how make a bow and some arrows. Why buy when you're surrounded by free wood? We're

Sexy Friday – 20240126

TGIF! We have our Saturdays back! We also have only three (3) games remaining in the season. I'm sure they won't be at all disappointing. Survival - Personal Edition I just remembered that last month I did an abbreviated post about lost luggage due to being under the weather. Well, today I'm

Sexy Friday – 2024019

TGIF! Folks, we are on the doorstep of the greatest weekend of footy. Make sure you're properly hydrated and rested. Survival - Personal Edition Pets are great. But pets also die. Let's go through the logistics of dealing with a pet dying. Make sure the pet is actually, you know, dead. Cats

Sexy Friday – 20240112

TGIF! Hope you all survived African American Monday and are ready for the playoff weekend. Make sure you have access to Peacock for tomorrow's night freezer tilt. Survival - Personal Edition Here's the scenario: You're engaged and getting ready to be married. The only issue, your relationship with the future in-laws is

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Sexy Friday – 20240105

TGIF! One week down in '24. The year is just flying by! Survival - Personal Edition The PGA off season has officially ended this week. That means it's time to start thinking about your upcoming golf season. Of course, not being a pro, you may find yourself playing from less than ideal

Sexy Friday – 20231229

TGIF! Congrats, you made it to the last Friday of 2023. Hope everyone is enjoying Bowl season. Survival - Personal Edition Today we're going to learn how to control a car that's careening down a mountainside. Let's get to it! Apply firm, steady braking pressure. You want to achieve what is known

Sexy Friday – 20231222

TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed the last serious work week of the year. And I doubly hope everyone enjoys this upcoming weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Today's totally relevant situation involves the desert! Let's say you were smart enough to bring a bunch of beverages with you, but not so much that you

Sexy Friday – 20231215

TGIF! I'm sick as a dog so let's get this over with so I can crawl back into bed. Survival - Personal Edition Here's some tips on handling lost luggage, specifically when you're on a business trip. File a report at the airport. Do this as soon as you know your luggage

Sexy Friday – 20231208

TGIF! With Tuberville lifting his blockade, I hope you have all enjoyed your military promotions this week. Survival - Personal Edition Those of you with kids know the drill. They're pretty stupid. As Jason Statham so eloquently stated, there's a reason: Well let's cover one of those. Survival - Personal Edition - Too Long