Sexy Friday – 20230811

TGIF! Football is back with almost a full schedule too! On a Friday! No doubt conditioning us for an almost full week of football from Thursday to Monday in the future. I, for one, will not fight this development. Survival - Personal Edition Unfortunately, that still leaves a few work days that

Sexy Friday – 20230804

TGIF! Football is back! Woah, sit down Pac-12, not you. But first, WWC has to wrap up starting Saturday. Since I have to bang this out one handed, and not in the fun way, let's get this over with. Survival - Personal Edition Alright, you've gotten yourself in a spot of trouble

Sexy Friday – 20230728

TGIF! There's nothing on TV. So read this post while chugging a couple of drinks and then take a nap. Tweaker WWC games start at 2:00AM DFO time. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky and prowling the dating apps? Well, here's a handy little guide on deciphering the photos. The Photo What It Says Photos

Sexy Friday – 20230721

TGIF! What a great weekend ahead. F1, British Open, TdF, and women's footy! All happening while most of us sleep. Thanks, time zones! Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you have a few friends around, some oars, a shell (that's a rowing boat for those the don't know), and a calm and

The Definitive Burger Comparison: Five Guys v Shake Shack v In-N-Out

I am extremely lucky in that I live within 5 miles of locations for each of the big three "Best" Burger franchises. I speak, of course, of the most overhyped burger places in the United States: Five Guys, Shake Shack, and In-N-Out. People are forever debating which one is best. They

Sexy Friday – 20230714

TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to jump from a moving car! This is useful in emergency situations like being kidnapped, car jacked, brake failure, or argument with a partner. (No offense, Chris Henry) Seriously, this

Sexy Friday – 20230707

TGIF! Hope everyone's enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I'm currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action, then put on the replay of that moUrnings TdF stage. Even better, Paramount+ has the world feed replay. Also have some F1 coverage for any gaps. Survival

Sexy Friday – 20230630

TGIF! Hope everyone is setup for a long four day weekend to celebrate USA! USA! USA! USA! Don't JPP yourselves out there though. Also, in a surprise twist, the Supreme Court did not overturn our right to a Sexy Friday.  Let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition While we all are

Sexy Friday – 20230623

TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite berg to get prepared. Survival - Personal Edition I didn't think this needed mentioning, but don't climb into any submersible that isn't certified. Can't really get enough copy

Sexy Friday – 20230616

TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky? Ready to get out there and hit that dating scene again? While it will end in tears, here are a few tips to at least make sure it

Your 2023 Women’s World Cup Preview Extravaganza! Part 1

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If y'all are not excited about the Women's World Cup, this year, I don't know what's wrong with you. Perhaps you should try some of Hippo's pills. I would have loved to have been there, but real life gets in the way and it's just not possible. I've been to

Sexy Friday – 20230609

TGIF! Happy forest fire season to those on the east coast. Hope today was enough of a relief so your peepers work tonight. And also, the breathing thing. Survival - Personal Edition Now that the weather has warmed up, so too is your local lakes and rivers. That may give some of