Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?

Senor Weaselo - February 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an unabridged history of the several hundred year reign of Bernard Gilkey at Pretend Man City. WE'D ALL READ IT. --- The Nocturnes started their inaugural campaign by taking

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview

Senor Weaselo - January 8, 2025January 8, 2025

Okay, what in the crap is this? This is Nocturnes Magazine, a look into the Brooklyn Nocturnes. Okay… that doesn't help me. Who are the Brooklyn Nocturnes and what do they do? Remember the diceball I mentioned? Well, I'm going to use a monthly Wumbo column to write in more detail because it got

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Clinching Scenarios

Senor Weaselo - January 3, 2024January 3, 2024

As we get to the final week of the 2023 season (even though it's 2024), we see that there are a fuck-ton of clinching scenarios in play here in Week 18. In keeping with old traditions, here's the guide to all of them: AFC:The Baltimore Ravens have clinched the top seed

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Definitive Christmas Carol Rankings

Senor Weaselo - December 20, 2023December 20, 2023

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Good evening. My name is Senor Weaselo, and as some of you know, I play a lot of Jewish events. Weddings, shows, other, you name it. Despite this, as the Lubovitch have found out in disbelief numerous times when they ask if I want to partake in various religious customs and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: …Accidental 2010s Webcomics That Are Still Going on Binge?

Senor Weaselo - November 22, 2023November 22, 2023

We survived the short work week! (Okay, fine, I'm on a gig as of publishing time.) A long football weekend awaits, though I apologize in advance for the pending Tim Boyle Experience™. (I tried to find a reference for this and got back into a Sam & Fuzzy kick, and still

Wumbo Wednesday: This is Scenery?

Senor Weaselo - May 31, 2023May 31, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=071cXxCNj5A So Monday/Tuesday was Manhattanhenge. For those of you new or unaware to New York customs, Manhattanhenge is the four days a year (two in late spring, two in early-ish summer), where the sunset aligns with the grid of Manhattan. It looks something… a-like a-this. One of the things I've always wanted

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Video Game Soundtrack Dives (& Knuckles)

Senor Weaselo - March 1, 2023March 1, 2023

A little bit of video game music trivia from two of my favorite game series for tonight's listening pleasure. First, we go to the early '90s for one of the big mascots, and maybe the crowning jewel of the series, or half of the crowning jewel, whether you consider the

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Guide to Tombeau

Senor Weaselo - February 22, 2023February 22, 2023

Today is Ash Wednesday, which means absolutely nothing in the DFO lexicon in our infinite unwashed massitude. BLEERGH knows no Ash Wednesday and Boltman's Ash Wednesday is just called Wednesday. Actually, there's no distinction in the day of the week and the ashes of burnt femurs, all days are equal

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your 2022 Marble League Rolldown Breakdown

Senor Weaselo - December 28, 2022December 28, 2022

Well, the torch has gone out over The Pond in Draklin, and we have our new champions, and boy, are they not who you would have expected if I told you in the summer! Let's go through all 32 teams, both Marble League proper and Showdown squads, and give thoughts,

Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview

Senor Weaselo - November 22, 2022November 22, 2022

Oh good, we're off to the races with a Ghost of Tsushima joke. Which, after hearing about the premise and reading the history, I can tell you with certainty after watching Senorita Weaselo play about 3 hours and then getting sidetracked with another game (twice), ends in the original definition

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Tactical Errors

Senor Weaselo - September 21, 2022September 21, 2022

Greetings lizard people. A smarter me would be reporting to you live from the madhouse that is probably Yankee Stadium. See, I got an email yesterday for the weekly Mastercard Monday flash sale for a promo of tonight's game. And, thinking to myself, "Oh, I wish, but I have a

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: Yes, We Attend Concerts Too

Senor Weaselo - August 17, 2022August 17, 2022

Once again, a good evening. This is Wumbo Wednesday, and to answer everyone's questions from last week, or I guess originally my question… well, still nothing moved me, and it's admittedly tough knowing you won't be able to watch the majority of games due to spending Saturday mornings driving Senorita