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BrettFavresColonoscopy - January 6, 2022January 6, 2022
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As you surely know by now, today marks one year since an outgoing President attempted to disrupt the 219 year old American tradition of peaceful transition of power. This is probably going to be my only post on DFO without links and one of maybe two or three without jokes. I honestly

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 24, 2018May 25, 2018
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INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH - NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX - NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown Houston, as we wait to watch the 2-6 Texans take on the 1-7 Miami Dolphins, in what is sure to be a thrilling kickoff to Week 8!

Sunday Gravy with yeah right: We’re Going Green! Chile Verde.

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laserguru - June 19, 2016
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Hola amigos! Or as Jim Nance would say "Hello friends." But seriously fuck Jim Nance right in his smarmy smug-hole. We're starting to hit some rarefied air in the Sunday Gravy world. I've been doing the Sunday Gravy posts for officially over one year! Happy anniversary to me! In a bit of symmetry today

The Curse of Oak Island, Part the Third

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Horatio Cornblower - January 17, 2016January 16, 2016
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Oak Island is a 140 acre island located off of the south shore of Nova Scotia.  For more than 200 years people of all types and backgrounds have searched for treasure supposedly hidden away on the island.  To date almost nothing has been found.  Still people continue to pursue the

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