2017 Quotables – Preseason (Results)

blaxabbath - September 8, 2017September 8, 2017

It may be opening weekend but the hate around this place is in midseason form. Seriously, I'm not used to grimacing this hard until Week 6. Oh well, #globalwarming, right? No matter. We'll see you Tuesday for some full-speed Week 1 Quotables action.

2017 Starting Quarterback Songs!

Senor Weaselo - September 6, 2017September 6, 2017

First up, good news. If you don't know by now, being on a football humor site and all, the start of the season is tomorrow! Yes, real football! That means something! Can you believe it? While we've been waiting for real football, my baseball-watching hours (and they are numerous… hey, stop

2017 Quotables – Preseason (Submissions)

blaxabbath - September 5, 2017September 5, 2017

Welcome to another season of Quotables. For those of you who are new to the site, it's really simple -- just try to be funnier than everyone else and then your caption wins the high praise of being recognized in the results post. For example: See? Easy. So, without further ado, see you

[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Results)

blaxabbath - July 28, 2017July 28, 2017

As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments. Eh, I got nothing. Take it away, winners!

[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Submissions)

blaxabbath - July 25, 2017July 25, 2017

Bringing you all the sporting world news that's fit to view, let's take a look at the wacky young sport that is taking the United States by storm - football. Already a staple of many college-educated citizens, where the pomp and pageantry of alumnus institutions are best compared by the

Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship To The Draft (Results)

blaxabbath - May 5, 2017May 5, 2017

Good quality all around this week. Please see below regarding this edition's results. Regards, blaxabbath

Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship to the Draft (Submissions)

blaxabbath - May 1, 2017April 30, 2017

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Please allow me to briefly take off my fourth estate cap and enter, just for this once, the realm of commentary. End of game highlights are good. End of season highlights are just great though. Seasons being over. Careers being over. Coaches being straight up done - this is what I love about sports. Some

2016 Quotables – Super Bowl (Results)

blaxabbath - February 10, 2017February 10, 2017

Like most blax #content, 2016 Quotables is going out weakly, sadly, and off schedule. But for that, as with all things, I blame the Falcons. But I'm not going to be sad that 2016 Quotables -- one of the few highlights of my 2016 NFL interest -- is over, I'm going

New DFO Addition!

ballsofsteelandfury - February 8, 2017February 7, 2017

We at DFO are incredibly pleased to have scored a major coup! We've been working hard to give you the best #content on the NFL, cooking, and anal sex this side of the Internet and we are proud to present to you the newest member of our team. It was

2016 Quotables – Super Bowl (Submissions)

blaxabbath - February 7, 2017February 6, 2017

Ugh - this was pretty much the game Quotables has been dreading all season. Is there humor in it? I don't know -- you be the judge.

2016 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Results)

blaxabbath - February 3, 2017February 3, 2017

I, uhhhh, here's the latest Quotables results. Sorry for the lack of energy here -- I went to the Oregon State game at Gill Coliseum last night and, OSU's tantric game pace plus the residual excitement of the ~1,200 strong in attendance at the game, had me leaving there ready to

2016 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)

blaxabbath - January 31, 2017January 31, 2017

Man oh man -- the NFL is cracking DOWN on Pro Bowl skills competition videos. Guess they want people focused on on the touch football game instead. Good for them, bad for Quotables as these feel like some real bottom of the barrel visuals. HOWEVA, if anyone can turn shit