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Your “Faint Lights On The Horizon” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 26, 2020May 26, 2020
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NFL Notes: Dolphins ownership is planning on a 2020 season. Owner Stephen Ross said he expects there to be a 2020 season, but "The real question is: Will there be fans in the stadiums?" According to nfl.com's Nick Shook, there seems to be a growing sense among owners that a

Your “We Can Only Go Up From Here” Thursday Evening Open Thread

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - July 19, 2018July 20, 2018
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NFL News: Los Titancanos' DE Jurrell Casey will continue to take a knee and protest during the national anthem, in spite of the greed lords owners latest rule change. "I'm going to take my fine... It is what it is, I ain't going to let them stop me from doing what

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - May 24, 2018May 25, 2018
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INT. FOX BROADCASTING BOOTH - NRG STADIUM, HOUSTON, TX - NIGHT JOE BUCK: Good evening, folks! Welcome to Thursday Night Football, here in downtown Houston, as we wait to watch the 2-6 Texans take on the 1-7 Miami Dolphins, in what is sure to be a thrilling kickoff to Week 8!

Your “Thirty-one White Folks and Shad Khan Say What Goes” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 23, 2018May 23, 2018
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NFL News: Owners meeting rule changes: They have come up with a new anthem policy: The NFL will enact a national anthem policy for 2018 that requires players and league personnel on the sideline to stand but gives them the option to remain in the locker room if they don't

Your “Building Readership One Coupling At A Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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Beerguyrob - May 3, 2017May 3, 2017
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  First off, a hearty congrats to litre_cola on the arrival of little deci, and sunrisesunrise on the arrival of little redskyatdawn.    THAT'S GOOD HUSTLE! NFL News: Jed York apparently wants to settle differences with Jim Harbaugh, and thinks a fancy dinner will do it. Given how hard it is for Jim to

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