TGISF… Slip It In The Five Hole

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

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Yeah sure, it's Friday the 13th. But we're ignoring that. Mostly because I just did that six months ago. But, did I ever tell you guys I got married on a Friday the 13th? True story, Bro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR3KemSZYlc My marriage sucked all teh ass. It almost killed me (literally), truth be told. Not

Goddess II – Episode 11

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 13, 2018April 12, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Skyview Suite, 8:03pm] tWBS finishes showering and towels himself off. After wrapping the towel around his waist, he moves from the bathroom and through the bedroom toward the main room of the suite. When he approaches the open doors he hears some unmistakable sounds. Quietly, he

Your Generic Monday Evening Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 9, 2018April 9, 2018

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I had originally intended to title this one "BeerGuyRob Gets an Anal Probe". But there has already been entirely too much anal probing in my posts recently. Plus, "anal" in the title would get us hits from those buttseks freaks searching for their buttseks. And we've already got enough of

TGISF… Eye Of The Beholder

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 6, 2018April 6, 2018

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I had an appointment with the eye doctor yesterday. I was very nervous about it. Not that I'm afraid of going to the eye doctor per se. But more that I was afraid of what she was going to tell me. So afraid was I, that I'd put off this

Goddess II – Episode 10

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 6, 2018April 4, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Casino Floor, 5:44am] Balls, Vanessa and tWBS sit at a bar overlooking the casino floor, sipping Mimosas. From a distance, they watch as Leticia continues playing Blackjack at a table about 50 feet away. The other two players who were seated at the table when Leticia

At The Movies VIII – Savage Beach

theeWeeBabySeamus - April 3, 2018April 3, 2018

[Interior, DFO Clubhouse, Early Evening] Beastie and tWBS enter through the front door. Balls sits at the table drinking a fruit, yogurt, tequila, and metamucil smoothie. Balls: Where the hell have you guys been? I've been waiting for you assholes forever to watch this movie. Beastie and tWBS (in unison): Grumble grumble. Balls: Fine,

TGISF… Something Something Down A Rabbit Hole Something Something

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 30, 2018March 30, 2018

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Last year, my pre-Easter TGISF was fairly creative I thought. It won't be this year. Why? Because my ass hurts. A lot. Many of you know why. Those who don't, feel free to make the standard joke which comes to mind. But trust me....my left ass cheek is almost completely purple

Goddess II – Episode 9

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 30, 2018March 29, 2018

[Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Citizens Kitchen and Bar, 3:41am] Balls, Vanessa, Leticia and tWBS all sit together at a table, eating. Balls (to Vanessa): How are the pancakes? Vanessa: They're great! You want a bite? Balls: No. I'm good with my California Omelette. This Pico de Gallo is amazing... Balls (to Leticia): How's the

TGISF… Early Bloomers

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

"The purple alien with 3 toes on one foot and 4 on the other, slowly crept up the stairs of the dilapidated apartment building on the outskirts of the city of Thorg. Thorg had been a whaling town in its hey day, but now the Yellow Flupgrup Whale had been hunted

Goddess II – Episode 8

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 23, 2018March 23, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... When the elevator doors open... tWBS (to Balls): Holy shit, you weren't kidding. Balls: Inorite???? The foursome enters the suite. Leticia: I need to go freshen up... (to tWBS) ... While I'm gone, don't you dare do anything I'll have to make you regret later. Vanessa: Me too, I'll go with you

Goddess II – Episode 7

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 16, 2018March 21, 2018

Previously, on Goddess II.... [Red Square Bar, Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, Approximately Midnight] Balls (to Vanessa): See? I knew we’d find them here. tWBS (to Leticia): See? I knew they’d find us here. Leticia: Unbelievable. tWBS (turns to Balls): We’ve been looking for your asses all night. So where’s the case? You said you

TGISF…Filling In Your Dance Card

theeWeeBabySeamus - March 9, 2018March 9, 2018

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Sooooo, with the Big Dance impending....? Yep, it's Cheerleaders again. With all of the baxsetballing this week and next week (and the week after that too), of course cheerleaders are gonna be a theme. It's like you guys don't even know me anymore. WHAT?????? I like cheerleaders. You wanna fight about it? Look at