Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit Met Life Stadium at 4-4 (2-1) against a surprisingly competent Jets team, who is 5-3 (3-1). I’m not sure I’m comfortable with living in a world where the Jets aren’t hilariously DERPy, but it appears that might be the case.
There’s been a bazillion and nine things already written about this, so I won’t really say too much. I think this game could be entertaining and fun. The Jets, behind Fitzpatrick (insert HAHHVAHHD joke here) and Chris Ivory have managed to move the ball well (and score lots of fantasy points for me in Sill’s Insanity League). Their defense is real. Todd Bowles deserves a lot of credit for having this team actually doing things right. The Bills haven’t been necessarily terrific, and when the lose, they fucking lose. That hasn’t stopped Bills fans from continuing to be the most insane fanbase in the NFL. When did this happen, by the way? Every week, Deadspin has another article on Monday, showcasing continued crezzy behavior from Bills fans. Is this something I was just never aware of? Philadelphia fans, Oakland fans, Washington fans? Yeah, we know those people are fucking nuts. But, Buffalo? Okay, sure, I guess?
Anyway, while it should be a fun and entertaining AFC East game-for-who-gets-finish-not-quite-as-far-behind-New-England, it’s still a Thursday night game, so it will be just terrible. It’s what we deserve. At least Buffalo still has pride!
*Credit to Commentist Entrophy for that magnificent which absolutely deserves more recognition.
Additionally, in the JV footed ball, we have the Battle of the Techs, which is one the most ACC-things possible on the TWWL. The Virginia Tech Castrated Turkeys travel to Atlanta to play the Georgia Tech Yellowjackets. Normally, I love college football night games. Hell, I make time for weekly #MACtion. But, seriously, fuck this game. Fuck Virginia Tech. Fuck Frank Beamer and his weird neck growth. I can’t really say anything about Georgia Tech. They’re a big letdown from last year, I guess? Who cares. The ACC is the AFC South of college football. For some reason, people think they deserve a spot at the big-boy table.
There’s probably hawkey and NBA on somewhere, too.
I really hate this game but I think I have another Rashida Jones pic somewhere. I will go look for that
These fucking ten yard cushions
http://41.media.tumblr.com/dfb57f5c2433ed8fce4e477f403a7d56/tumblr_nxq37c126F1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
That makes it a little better.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/5a61141f44036bc7609b883550748494/tumblr_nxq302bNw01ric2iqo7_1280.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y8uiVAM4Y7Y/R7xmq2jeRpI/AAAAAAAAAyw/9vqI-aZ8s2Q/s320/BATCOUNTRY-1.jpg
womp womp
Chan you douche
The worst three calls of the night, right there
I am not gonna trust you here
somebody done forgotted teh play
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c18575439703f14465929d4d0d095f15/tumblr_ns7oknwb3c1rgetbio1_500.gif
Wouldn’t want to take a TO here…
Who will derp last, and therefore, best?
Uh..
http://oi34.tinypic.com/156wh2d.jpg
Jesus someone was feeding these god damn animals
WOMP WOMP
Jest with a chance?
http://i1312.photobucket.com/albums/t525/shannon_mcnally1/thats-unpossible_zps2sw3n1fv.png
Bills are Jesting
Great minds, sir.
Holy fucking shit the Bills gon Jet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L0q6FQY0Y4
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6261693668c0acff2c6ed519fe10cd69/tumblr_nxq3i03ERs1ric2iqo1_1280.jpg
SHE HAS NO HANDS!
http://36.media.tumblr.com/0de65251f59af713f4fdd64ae680df8f/tumblr_nxq302bNw01ric2iqo8_1280.jpg
SHE HAS NO LEFT HAND!
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbdz9c8TaB1qcxymno2_500.gif
I just go with “still.”
http://36.media.tumblr.com/4cb0e9d8aed0cf5dcbfc7ed2aa7b9f21/tumblr_nxq1vzyaNR1ric2iqo3_r1_1280.jpg
Google gets something wrong. Enjoy
http://41.media.tumblr.com/eeaa7dea78f7c38faf668edf2e374c4f/tumblr_no7w1jdYqG1r4ro7yo1_1280.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17iJYitcWnE
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c7be2a2232b13ae69ae59988c13c614b/tumblr_mnghzmBheR1qf5do9o1_500.gif
Well…. shit.
It’s still good. It’s still fine. In Karlos we trust
hmmm
http://38.media.tumblr.com/9202e351e51336e2ef467eaf5b10ad8a/tumblr_nujo8rwRB61sqf5tdo1_400.gif
Holy shit nazi chicks.
Huh
Punk before punk was cool. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/06e5dba852ce5ab391442602eda5c2e3/tumblr_nwhgzmOCQo1qizpqvo1_1280.jpg
Hey Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!
http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1334332248908_3923727.png
http://www.nndb.com/people/118/000349068/alexa-davalos-2-sized-3.jpg
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e32ef0a247b76752c48fa1a4495dc550/tumblr_nwdfk9Ljzy1rab8xmo1_400.gif
Calling bullshit.
Nobody cares that much about the Texans.
The who?
The what now?
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/fp/Alexa+Davalos+Clash+Titans+Los+Angeles+Premiere+_RO7vHYn5rPl.jpg
http://img.pandawhale.com/134900-bubbles-oh-my-fuck-gif-Imgur-t-4eXu.gif
somebody’s feelin’ frisky!
That’s odd. She’s really hot but also looks a little like a young Leo in drag
Why can’t we have both?
Jests taking a page from the Pats playbook?
TL;DR
SWEET DREAM YOU FUCKERS
“Breakin'” outgrossed “Sixteen Candles” on their shared opening weekend.
Phil Sims is a stain
Empanadas : Eaten. Delicious.
Me : Over .08% fine Scotch in the bloodstream.
Sleep : A thing I will do soon.
Jets : 10 is the loneliest number , because Kenbrell Thompkins has 1 yard this game
Bills : 29 can be as bad as 10, Karlos Williams is the lonliest player since the number 10
EMSJB : Doesn’t spell shit.
Forward. Ball goes forward
http://media.giphy.com/media/xMfkpGRSGEyU8/giphy.gif
http://40.media.tumblr.com/6940dd9665619967da849fcf6d832ae3/tumblr_nwk06xqqKH1st4bmvo1_500.jpg
No.
MOAR KITTY PETS
THESE JETS BACKS I CALL THEM ELECTRO ROCK BECAUSE THEY KEEP BREAKIN’
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e27c2d40fba19f6df269322e18350333/tumblr_nl79vmSGUP1qf5do9o1_400.gif
Best takle the Jests have had tonight
http://media.giphy.com/media/anpz3gd08qU4U/giphy.gif
Apparently the Jets do better tonight the les I pay attention. New Joe Lansdale novel, here I come.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill
http://38.media.tumblr.com/afd4f50d47db8ca8480ea799656e0edf/tumblr_mioun9UdGu1qf5do9o1_500.gif
I see the this this* shut up
http://38.media.tumblr.com/1bca05094facb8650e0069b72ab16887/tumblr_nl72ydpDUv1qf5do9o1_400.gif
April loves this game then.
I looked it up: Chan Gailey is only 63? I would have guessed well over 70
He hacked in and changed his age.
HACKED!
I got a Alexa Davalos pic. I am just gonna watch Chronicles of Riddick again, this this is a waste of time at best