/Takes massive bong rip. Hey dudes and dudettes. It’s time for nomonkeyfun’s Forgotten Book Club. Don’t worry. I fly out to Colorado every time I write this article. I won’t be going to jail, at least as long as Nobama is the President. So, anyway, this week I want to tell you about
Month: November 2015
Rikki and Balls’ Day Out – The Sports Bar
With apologies to The Mighty MJD, I'm going to chronicle our day at the Sports Bar Smorgasbord-style. DATELINE - PASADENA, CALIFORNIA, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015 9:30 AM - I park at the parking structure and begin the walk to our bar of choice located in beautiful Old Town Pasadena. I won't name
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine
Sunday Gravy With Yeah Right: Ahh, Autumn.
There was a strange atmospheric phenomenon in Southern California last weekend. Last Saturday, Halloween, the daytime temperature climbed into the upper 80's. We had been dealing with several months of above average temps and enough humidity to think we had moved to the fucking equator. Then Halloween eve, as night
Your Sunday Night NFC East Nail-Biter Open Thread
Your Late Afternoon Slate O’ Games Open Thread
Your “World Championship” Dirt Fitbaw Open Thread
h/t abc7NY Escobar (no relation) got the shit going.
Your Rugby World Cup Semifinal Open Thread
First off, fuck England. Second, fuck Wales. Third, fuck Australia. There. I feel better. Now on to today’s match between the Republic Of South Africa v New Zealand. I’ve been to both, and I much prefer one to the other. I’ll leave it to you to figure out which is which. Twickenham Stadium,
Your Early Slate Open Thread
Sunday Morning Appetizers
Week Nine is upon us. Tremble ye drunkards (from fear, not DTs). Another interesting College Football Saturday. Les Miles and LSU fucked up hard against Bama. The Okies thrashed the Horned Frogs. Clemson failed to start Clemsoning. Razorbacks upset Ole Miss thanks to a 4th and 25 conversion in OT courtesy
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter Ten
Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten - Hoods' Congress The bowels of Wembley Stadium are damp and cold. The opposite of the warm and luxurious suite where Goodell was now sitting. It is here that Balls was waiting for an opportunity. He watched a bit of the "game" but quickly grew bored