nomonkeyfun’s Forgotten Book Club: Henry Green

/Takes massive bong rip. Hey dudes and dudettes. It’s time for nomonkeyfun’s Forgotten Book Club. Don’t worry. I fly out to Colorado every time I write this article. I won’t be going to jail, at least as long as Nobama is the President. So, anyway, this week I want to tell you about

Rikki and Balls’ Day Out – The Sports Bar

With apologies to The Mighty MJD, I'm going to chronicle our day at the Sports Bar Smorgasbord-style. DATELINE - PASADENA, CALIFORNIA, SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8, 2015 9:30 AM - I park at the parking structure and begin the walk to our bar of choice located in beautiful Old Town Pasadena.  I won't name

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week Nine

These are slightly downtrodden thoughts, as my Donks fell to 7-1. Turns out that spotting your opponent a 17-0 lead before you wake up and start playing is a bad idea. Who knew? Alas, as I noted earlier, it's a simple formula for why we can't have

Your Rugby World Cup Semifinal Open Thread

First off, fuck England. Second, fuck Wales. Third, fuck Australia. There. I feel better. Now on to today’s match between the Republic Of South Africa v New Zealand. I’ve been to both, and I much prefer one to the other. I’ll leave it to you to figure out which is which. Twickenham Stadium,

Your Early Slate Open Thread

We're more than half way through the regular season. I've had a great time so far-oh, if my bottles of scotch could talk...they probably wouldn't slur their words like I do. Moving on- GB @ Car: Rodgers is sacked/pressured almost 40% of the time he drops back to pass and he

Sunday Morning Appetizers

Week Nine is upon us. Tremble ye drunkards (from fear, not DTs). Another interesting College Football Saturday. Les Miles and LSU fucked up hard against Bama. The Okies thrashed the Horned Frogs. Clemson failed to start Clemsoning.  Razorbacks upset Ole Miss thanks to a 4th and 25 conversion in OT courtesy