Well, somehow we made it. I’m so glad that we didn’t have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know which teams are playing? That’s what I thought. Between that and Hippo’s excellent breakdown of the game I’ve nothing to say about that end of things but I would like to share with you some “behind the scenes” tidbits about this very site that I think you might be interested in. I’m not going to name names…just yet.
Way back in 2007 the founder of this site, a grizzled, PTSD-wracked veteran of 3 tours of the second invasion of Iraq (anyone that has a beef with this version of events can take it up with me in the boardroom tomorrow morning) decided that there should be a new-ish football site. With a ton of moxy and just one good arm he created “Abandon Hope All Ye Football Fans That Enter”. That site was a disaster. I mean, it was right there in the title. Who the hell would want to join? Years later, after his extended recuperation at the St. Tunison Sanitarium For The Hopeless he decided to give it one more go.
It was a super-tough haul, putting this site together with nothing more than used scotch tape and pigeon feathers but he got the damn thing to work. But would Door Flies Open fly? A number of lawyers flocked to the site but it was immediately apparent that as a result, the site lacked “any sense of a moral compass”, according to internet pundits. At that point the site was opened up to almost everyone. Normal people came to the site in the dozens-including yours truly.
What followed was a ton of hard work. Night after night, huddled together in a dumpster underneath a single street lamp, we batted around the questions. “How can we take this site to the next level?” and “Is no one going to throw some pizza crusts in here?-I’m hungry!” and “Could you please not urinate on my pizza crust?”. We learned a lot about each other. Who knew that someone could be triggered by two exclamation marks but not one or three? And the hygiene, OH, THE PERSONAL HYGIENE!
So here we are now. We’ve morphed into a mid-major behemoth of a football-specific website that is bound to knock off a #2 or #3 ranked site as soon as we’re allowed back into the tourney. “Ongoing Pattern of Irregular Prescriptions”, my ass. The Internet is clearly out to get “The Little Site That Could”. We’ll survive and thrive…and maybe, just maybe, I can finally get that $12 Toys R Us coupon I was promised at the outset…
I approve of our wings.
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Awesome!
Fine but….Steelers???
It took me a little to realize there are two panties there
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Not Tron? Not Tron. Fuck that
Whoever took the Over in Vegas on “Commercials centered around shitting” is looking good.
Baby Boomers are the worst
“If you’re like most Americans, you haven’t saved enough for retirement….”
Boomers are Aesop’s grasshopper.
Special effects are amazing. I think we’ve reached the points where actors are simply no longer needed.
Millions of dollars to shill anti-shit pills???
Bernie should have scored a three-second spot.
That’s a goddamn intestine
You could have to poop at any time. Why leave the house
Anyone with a med to large sized dog knows how real the struggle is to share couch space with them.
That duodenum has more range than Kuechly.
The BBC have now trotted out Lewis Hamilton for his opinion on american football
Noice…
What is that 4 redzone trips and 0 tds?!?!
SHHHHHHH ALL-TIME HISTRICAL OFFENSIVE GENIUS AT WORK
Yup. Wasted opportunities.
Carolina is going to pull this off at the end with some fluke TD. I can feel it.
Denver would have 21 points with Brocky.
Really, that means a lot balls.
OMAHA!!!!
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Hey all. Wasn’t planning on watching more than the first ten mins of this one but, like every single other NFL game this season, here I am watching every single ad.
Hippo’s FG prediction proving good.
Yup. He do know his shit.
Post-half time food gorging stupor setting in…
Opiates should help with that!
that was literally the hardest Peypey can throw it
Whoever told Jay Feeley that that tie was a good look is a goddamn liar.
I say we bench Pheeeeel and bring in Jon Gruden.
Gruden/Tirico calling a superbowl would be glorious
halftime fetus? HALFTIME FETUS!!
Planned Parenthood Comes Through For Manning Again; Residents Of Colorado Springs Torn
Diamond Joe Biden will give a wink and a nod when he visits the White House!
Peyton benefiting from the longer half time, let him leave his neck plugged in for longer.
Manning had some extra HGH at half time.
FUCKING MAGNETON!!!!
I can play pokemon
This stupid dogs Dorritos commercial obviously did not take place in Oregon
I like harvey keitel. I dislike Mini. Dissonance is hard.
Oh Hannibal Lecter….WHY??????
Pokemon commercial. Somewhere RFD is jizzing himself.
I’ll buy a lot of things but there’s no fucking way I believe Randy Johnson drives a Mini Cooper.
They’re big as hell on the inside.
I rented one in France and it was really a good car, they’re just too expensive.
It could be like that scene from the Simpsons!
Harvey Keitel is not looking well
THIS CAR COSTS TOO MUCH
So the team that doesn’t have Norwood shanked one wide right?
shutthefuckup
Sorry Rev
WOO!!!!!!
I still think a doink should be good for eight points.
Only if you call it.
of all the consarned boobery
MiniShank
Cam wishes he had anything but dish rags to throw passes to.
ye olde clanke
BOINK!
CLANG
Ga No you Di’int
DOINK
DOINK!
This Gano guy is a real cracker.
UPDATE: DOINK!
I’m pretty sure that a Super Bowl party is not the best place to work on your better sex groove.
It doesn’t help to be gassier than the fucking Hindenburg.
I’m still in the game though!
Woo! You go, boy!
Maybe she’s into that
Use matches!
3 words: BLAME. THE. DOG.
Depends. Is she German?
PHRASING
Heh. Good call Sill.
I bet Cam Newton can do a handstand
Hail Bleergh
Jeeeem: What is a catch?
Pheeel: Not when it hits the ground.
Huh…it wasn’t Ginn who dropped it. WEIRD