“Fury” isn’t that good a movie. I have some Canadian “Premium” channels so I’ve been able to watch the last 45 minutes and then immediately watch the movie from the beginning. Shitty movies use “rhyming techniques” over and over and over again. It’s a tried-and-true method that creates emotional resonance in the viewer. Where was I? Answer: Way off course.
NBA-wise, BOS/ATL and MEM/SA are the games to eyeball.
In the league that is so much more exciting, TB/DET, PIT/NYR, ANA/NASH and STL/CHI are on tap and on ice.
In other news, JJ Watt worked out today and is pretending to be not-dying to tell you about it. And now…LET YOUR FINGERS DO THE WALKING!
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c036197ac7bdefe2590d98c7c2ca532a/tumblr_nc7c0sW6FH1rom810o1_1280.jpg
#branding
Shaw with a incredibly stupid penalty. WOW!
In the early 00s, the NHL videogame series had a feature called Hero mode. Essentially, if the computer was trailing near the end of the game, they’d become damn near invincible and score weird goals and ultimately win. It was annoying as shit because you couldn’t do anything about it.
The Hawks looks like they’re in hero mode that past 3 minutes.
With that said, go Ice #BFIB (God Bless)!
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“They lay their heads on their futon beds
So many miles from home.
You teach your children some fashion sense
And they fashion some of their own.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ear7ki83UpA
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booty booty booty
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“Everyone’s got their breaking point.
With me it’s spiders.
With you it’s me.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR4SsyvxS8s
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Wow….Boobs.gif is a great google search. Just saying.
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Apologies for being an over-reactive asshole to you the other day.
?
Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?
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Welp, I guess it had no affect.
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Moose, not to be trite, but I’m used to my penchant to be obtuse at times to piss folks off sometimes. I assure you that it’s nothing personal.
It still remains.
Dammit…am I gonna have to go back read old threads now?
No.
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MOOOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRR BLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mother fucker….
I do not approve of The Flash going the speed of Arrow tonight’s episode. This storyline needs to wrap it up already.
BLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
As I tried to lead this whole thing off, it seems to me that worse things could happen to you than that you send this kid a card in the face of the infinitesimally possible scenario that this microcephaly-skull-expansion ruse exists only for this kid’s grandmother to aggrandize herself through the disgusting exploitation of both her grandson and the horribly disabled:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/world-reacts-after-no-one-shows-up-at-9-year-olds-birthday-party_us_57166fb1e4b0018f9cbb425f
“I’m going to vent right now. My grandson who is in second grade and has had at least 5 skull expansion surgeries, is slower then the other kids in his class. However, he is the kindest, most compassionate kid I know. His mother sent 30 invitations to his class. 12 said they were coming. At, 3 o’clock he made sure his goodie bags were ready for his friends, he was dressed and ready to party. At 5:00 p.m. he was still sitting there not wanting to cut his cake because one person might show up. When my daughter called the 12 parents to find out what was going on. Here is their response. My child can’t play with yours he is just to different. How sad he is 9 he just wants to have friends. So no one came, no cards, no presents. So, it is my mission to have as many cards as I can mailed to my little guy. You can send them to me and I’ll make sure he gets them….this breaks my heart.
Gerald Hamilton
c/o Amelia Lara
238 Main Street
Hobart, IN 46342”
Just send the fucking kid a card.
If his grandmother is sick enough to aggrandize herself through inventing an extraordinarily rare brain disease for her grandchild to get him a few extra birthday cards then I guess the fault lies with us for being so fucking credulous.
Or you could just ignore the cynics, shrug, say to yourself “man, it must suck being so mistrustful”, and get on with your life.
Or you can do both and wonder what the fuck is wrong with the cynics.
Wait – so who is the cynic in this scenario?
Die in a fire you racist douchefuck.
Fuck this kid and every fucking exploitative dickhead like the grandmother.
The kid’s classmates are still going to hate him and they’re going to hate him even more now. “It gets better.” Yeah, fucking right it does. The world is a mean and cruel place and the sooner this and every other kid learns that the sooner the weaker among them break and accept their future lives as slaves.
Goddammit.
S’ok.
Just fade to green and live a better life.
It’s not my fault that his classmates are going to resent being hated by the Internet and take it out on him because people are stupid and mean.
Get killed you fucking asshole.
Love ya
You win.
Have fun with the spoils.
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I plan on sending him a card tomorrow, on company time.
Ditto here. But no company time.
Thank you.
You’re the first person apart from theeWeeBabySeamus to commit to sending a sick kid a birthday card.
That yours is an exceptional case is such a fucking gut punch I don’t know what the point would be to commenting here anymore.
The past is truly gone, and the future is full of fucking morons.
You have my email, I will do whatever I can to help you and your father.
I’m done here.
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I missed whatever politics talk went down earlier but I’d just like to point out that Sanders didn’t do a very good job at getting this message across today.
This is gonna be a looooooong baseball season.
http://www.cwbchicago.com/2016/04/wrigleyville-woman-kicked-by-police.html
Well that was an interesting period
From Left Field: There are a bunch of insanely beautiful women that I don’t find sexy at all (off the top of my head).
Emma Watson
Mila Kunis
Kate Upton
Jaimie Alexander
Kate Beckinsale
Rachel McAdams
Poor things. I’m sure they’re heartbroken.
Eh, everyone has their personal taste quirks.
I hear you. I’m the same with most of the Victoria’s Secret models. They’re clearly gorgeous, but, they just do nothing for me.
All of those women do a lot for me. Mostly just filing restraining orders but they do file a lot of them.
To each their own; if it doesn’t do it for you it just doesn’t. That being said I would need to have sex with each before I make my own personal final judgement.
Sixpoint Resin now. I want to be a part of it! New York, New York!
The St. Louis broadcast of this is very angry at the referees right now.
how is it now?
Corey Crawford doesn’t get beat. He gets angry
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I dunno, boobs are pretty fucking cool.
I really want to know the context that led to that caption.
A 10-year-old with a meme generator?
Sadly, that’s probably true
A 30 year old nerd.
Nah.
Things are getting refuckulated in San Diego.
In the basedball?
Padres’ pitcher was called for a balk, scoring McCutcheon. The umps then gather, decide it wasn’t a balk, McCutcheon returns to third, Hurdle comes out to challenge, is told it can’t be. Hurdle returns to dugout, watches replay, calls timeout, argues again with umps, they discuss it, rule it was a bulk, McCutcheon scores again. SD’s manager comes out to talk it over, gets tossed.
It’s even weirder than this reads.
I’d be watching, but I need something uplifting tonight, and Padres baseball is not gonna do that.
Well, I was gonna go to bed, but Corey Crawford is determined to keep me awake.
Ice Mickey Mouse with a weird goal to make it 2-0.
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I think that’s Raffi Torres’ cousin.
fuck yeah crawford!
I wish this guy died.
For a while those things were catching on fire a bunch, but then UL created a certification test and weeded out all the faulty ones.
Are you talking about humans?
Never get wired in a cut-rate Chinese factory man.
No shit.
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Ice Titans have another power play. They have to score on this powerplay because I doubt they’ll get another one after this
Jake Tapper reminds me of Ned Flanders.
“Now will your husband still do some out-of-wedlock pokely-dokey?”
Maude Flanders is dead, you know…
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Jesus she had a hell of a run though.
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Been a rough couplea days for me. I got denied the raise I’ve been after for over a year on Friday, with the only reason being that I arrive at 8am and leave at 5pm despite getting all my work done, which is flimsy at best. THANKS EMPLOYER! Not that I’m bitter or anything.
Good weekend though. Got to see yeah right, drink lots of good beer and spend time with good folks.
Just before I left work today, my number 1 job prospect emailed me that they’re no longer considering me. While driving home, blasting some Rage Against the Machine and venting my obvious frustration, my phone rang and I ignored it. Looks like it was my NUMBER 2 prospect trying to call me. I guess I didn’t catch him in time, so with a follow up voice mail and a LinkedIn invite accept, I am tuning shit out for the rest of the night and playing Metal Gear and watching old Venture Bros. Also beer.
Metal Gear?!
The LaLiLuLeLo?!
FREEZE!
http://s31.postimg.org/kpfeca44b/images_q_tbn_ANd9_Gc_Qo_HDL7f_VSc_P0wsl_KWg4_CGqh27w_JSy.jpg
Or else I’ll continue jabbing this banana in your backside!
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That’s a bad day. Sorry to hear that man. I hope your #2 offers you more money and you can tell your current employer that you’re leaving.
I’m planning on telling them I forgot to let them counter the offer because I was too busy “watching the clock.”
How is your father?
Is he enrolled in the UCSD study?
He’s well. He’s been in communication with them regarding the study as he had some questions about the whole thing, but it sounds like it was heading in the right direction towards that.
I’m seeing him right after work tomorrow, so I’m looking forward to hearing more about what’s going on.
Please guide him toward treatment by Dr. Litvan.
She’s among the best in the world.
For what its worth, I value your opinion greatly here and am very much expecting him to do so.
That means a lot to me.
Again, I know nothing about this physician apart from glowing recommendations and her outstanding reputation.
I have nothing to gain through your acceptance of her treatment of your father:
https://neurosciences.ucsd.edu/faculty/Pages/irene-litvan.aspx
I will give Hillary Clinton credit for some things because I’m not a complete asshole. First and foremost, people hated her in 1992 and hate her still because she’s a woman. It’s as simple as that. What I hate, and what no Democrat wants to acknowledge, is that the Republicans spent Bill’s eight years in office acting as though his entire administration was illegitimate for many, many reasons. They’ve done the same with Obama’s two terms. And they sure as fuck are going to do it to her with a vitriol that makes their enmity towards Obama pale in comparison. It is impossible to understate how few women there even were in national politics in 1992. There are more than ten times as many female Senators and several times more Representatives in office than there were then. Reality aside that Nancy Reagan was running the White House at the end, First Ladies and politician’s wives were there for the sole purpose of being seen and not heard. And for as misogynistic as the GOP is now, it was even moreso then and had the public more on its side then. The fact that she was a lawyer, the rainmaker partner at her firm even, was evidence of her being a traitor to her gender. She had the temerity to have an opinion and desire to influence the President, her husband, on policy issues and the shitstorm that produced was massive. How dare this un-elected woman have a voice (Let’s completely disregard to thousands of un-elected men shape policy for, with, and at time contrary to their President on a daily basis. This one has a vagina!). She was a bitch. She was a lesbian. She was a murderer. She was an attack dog. Think of the meanest thing you’ve ever seen or heard a woman attacked for being and she’s been hit by it. I will never forget the NRA cartoon where Bill is saying he didn’t have to worry about the assault weapons ban because he had his own, and it was Hillary with her hand around some guy’s throat and stopping on another and it was just the laziest, most obvious shit.
One could say that, it’s been a quarter century and she’s running as a former Senator and former Secretary of State. Let it go. The problem is that a lot of those assholes who were attacking her then are still around and attacking her, and in many cases have more power than they did then. So of course she’s going to be in a perpetual bunker mentality.
Her failing ultimately comes down to the same one Obama had about being a black man. They are so desperate to be loved than they cannot take a firm stance and really impose their will on their policies and against their opponents because they see it as succumbing to the very attacks they’ve been subjected to their entire professional lives as a woman or African-American respectively. But here’s the thing: IT DOESN’T MATTER. They’re going to lose that fight every time, but at least if they stood on principle they could overcome the attack. Instead, they let it continue because they don’t want to address it directly.
So I guess that’s really my biggest problem. If she isn’t willing to transcend this ground-level combat and stake a clear position from which she is willing to fight with passion and principle, then why not support the guy who actually does stand on some kind of principle no matter how stupid it is?
And that’s why Trump and Sanders have lasted this long.
I sort of have the impression that the main reason Hillary is running this time around is because she’s decided to fall on the grenade of being the first woman president. I think last time she honestly wanted it, but this time, she’s just been taking shit for so long she figured better her than someone who isn’t used to it.
That seems reasonable. She’s also more keenly aware than most that she’s the best candidate the Democrats have. As a matter of competence in campaigning, political, and governance there isn’t anyone in the party who deserves a shot and would be better at running and winning more than she does.
At the same time, that just makes me hate the party more than ever.
The two-party system is interesting. There are times when it creates a far more effective government than you get with the coalition governments you get in countries with lots of parties, and it does generally limit the influence of extremist elements in national politics. And then other times, all hell breaks loose and everything goes stalemate.
I’d rather wrestle with Dennis Hastert than watch this debate.
Joe Biden should’ve ran and been the nominee.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/04/19/institutional-racism-the-problem-not-crime-bill-biden.html
This is Biden’s pathetic defense of the 1994 Superpredator Act.
Filip Forsberg is my favorite superpredator.
The term Superpredator was so en vogue in the mid 90’s.
https://youtu.be/JIuYQ_4TcXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALXulk0T8cg
Phillies are going to have a 6-9 record on 4/20. You can’t make this stuff up, folks!
Only in New York, kids! Or, in this case, Philadelphia. I think. Maybe.
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Let’s say relegation was a thing in the nfl, two teams per conference. Disregarding that the math doesn’t work, etc., what four teams would be the inaugural class? Based on losing, mediocrity, whatever your metric of choice.
I got Detroit, St. Angeles, Cleveland, and London.
I’d go with Titans, St. Angeles, Cleveland and London
That’s three afc. Gotta be two and two. This is my calvinball.
CLE/TEN (though the titans will probably roll the crappy division and be back up in a few years)
RAMIT/SLURS
Also, I think someone from the AFC East has to go.
Spurs don’t need any help, but they sure are getting it…
Why did I start reading about agricultural subsidy legislation? No good comes from reading about agricultural subsidy legislation.
You’re a true blue Montessori school nerd.
I love you, never change.
Poor farmers, having their commodities driven down due to the agricultural subsidies. . . I think.
Once you look at how revenue is actually spent, libertarianism becomes very appealing.
I just want to make a freshman level economics textbook required reading for elected officials.
You really do make a bag of hammers look like fucking Einstein.
WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
Ahhhhhh yeah! Ice Titans have a powerplay. . . . .RIBERIO YOU HAVE HANDS OF STONE! He should have buried that opportunity.
And a liver of cirrhosis.
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I think we all need a little more of this in our lives…
Hey gu….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPJ9J-6vDw
Gentlemen.
Boulevard Imperial Coconut Stout is real good shit.
I said it earlier, but I had my first Dogfish Head 60 Minute tonight. Entirely drinkable. I’ll have to have another 90 Minute sometime soon to compare.
To me 90 Minute is far superior.
My wife would be happy with anything over three minutes.
You might be right about the beer, and you might be wrong about the wife. Anything over 30 seconds and she starts to look kind of freaked out.
I don’t like to compare double IPAs to regular IPAs. I enjoy 90 Minute more than 60 Minute in terms of pure taste, but sometimes you want 6% ABV instead of 9%.
60 is good to wean yourself on IPA, and 90 is an orgasmic hop bomb if you like the style.
And if you want to drink hopped rubbing alcohol 120 minute is for you.
I saw that! It’s an extremely good-ass IPA, especially given it basically dates back to the first wave of American IPAs.
You lost me at coconut
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As someone that has to work on these damn things from time to time…these gifs terrify me.
Its like playing with a loose tooth. I jsut can’t stop myself from watching them…
It’s almost like brains!
/spares you the .gif of pituitary/chiasmal excavation and restoration
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I love you.
Sill…seriously…whatever you are pissed about…I’m sorry.
I apologized for hurting your feelings. You can either man the fuck up or I can leave…because this is really silly. Its up to you.
I love boobies.
Hello!
Sill, I’m gonna try one last time, then I’m out….
I think you’re reading way too much into this re: professional and personal denigration. On the one hand you are talking shit about non-medical/biological professions, and how much they are idiots. On the other hand you are pissed off that those folks didn’t pick up on a moderately obscure portion of your original post regarding the kid in question. Don’t you see that disconnect?
Regardless, JSD has offered what I perceived to be genuine apologies at least twice now. I’ve personally tried to appeal to you at least twice now.
What gives?
I’m guessing its a major life change like a serious relationship ending or a force career change.
He is pissed and looking to get out some anger. I made the mistake of taking the bait so Sill is focused on me.
I’m out. I’ll give him a couple of days to chill and hopefully he will work through it.
love the vag!
You do realize you are not fucking helping at this point….right?
You do realize at this point Sill has made it abundantly clear that nothing will satisfy him at this point.
Which is why I am turning in for the night.
The lack of respect that biology and medicine continue to fight tooth and claw against the creeping influence of the ignorant.
If you only knew what it was like to have every advancement of your profession questioned and ridiculed by fantastical idiots…
but I love nice asses!
OK. Enjoy.
So vandals are fucking with my comments.
Can’t say it to my face.
What a bunch of fucking cowards.
I just shit my own dick. Darwin is fucking vindicated more and more with every leap.
THIS IS WHY WE EUTHANIZE DICK SHITTERS
Just ask 100 people who would shit their dick worse: standing on the edge of a building
OR than excavating the pituitary gland beneath the optic chiasm.
You are the the most miserable fucking coward I’ve ever met.
Editing my comments is just so far beyond the fucking boundary of decent behavior.
But you have to live with you.
I don’t.
That was stupid, but I replied to Zymm
Nah, I appreciate the response. I mostly have different interpretations of what you mentioned, but I can see how you could come to the conclusions you have. I’m mostly trying to figure out why people react so strongly to her, when it doesn’t seem she’s particularly different to other politicians.
Never develop hope in a politician. You will always end up disappointed.
All lack of footed ball and no footed ball make Kommentariat twitchy.
Hail Bleergh, may you and your golden robes return to the lands you have shunned,
Roger Goodell is a goddamn disgrace to your name,
15 yards, first down,
Amen.
wait what? “Hot Hand?…. Oh! a Wedgie!” hahahaha
https://vine.co/v/iFvh9lPeExM
Yep.
I asked the Commentistiat to send a birthday card to a disabled kid.
Whoops.
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To be fair, the kid totally forgot my birthday last year.
I don’t wanna +1 this. But that was some funny shit.
Fucking bastard.
HIS GRANDMA IS BEHIND IT ALL
Putting the trick in geriatric!
I already sent Martin Shkreli one, though.
Vladdy good.
IFAF Flag World Cup had their draw already…
Assuming we start practicing NOW…if we fielded a team, how far do you all think we could get?
Group A (in alphabetical order)
Canada
Denmark
Great Britain
Guatemala
Italy
Korea
Kuwait
Mexico
Group B (in alphabetical order)
Austria
Bahamas
Germany
Israel
Japan
New Zealand
Panama
USA
We of the Commentariate have to be able to beat some of these scrub nations right?
I bet most of those teams are filled with American expats.
For the first two World Cups of the padded football, I believe the US were not allowed to even field a team.
Israel probably has a bunch of jacked Mossad agents on the roster, and NZ probably has a bunch of All-Blacks. I like our chances against the Bahamas, though.
Kuwait will have insanely brittle bones due to Vitamin D…or is it E deficiency…its the one you get from the sun.