Your “Wait! What? June?!” Wednesday Open Thread

NFL News:

  • Bills wideout Sammy Watkins is scheduled to get his walking boot off Thursday. In response, God has scheduled the lightning strike for Saturday afternoon.
  • Cowboys 2016 3rd-rounder Maliek Collins broke his foot in OTAs. He’s expected to miss all of training camp. The impact on Tony Romo is uncertain, much like his accuracy.

    DURR…LYNN SWANN STILL SOFT! DURR…
  • Florio’s Felches is reporting that there were three fights at Raiders OTAs on Tuesday. IS THAT TOUGH ENOUGH FOR YOU, GEORGE ATKINSON?
  • SB Nation has a projection story on QBs who didn’t get the glorious sendoff robots like Elway & Manning received.
  • In a legal battle that should be fun to watch, the Broncos are intervening in the bankruptcy proceedings for The Sports Authority chain. Due to missed payments, the Broncos are challenging attempts to make the stadium naming rights an asset for potential liquidation, which could force them to have to accept whatever name the purchaser chooses to hang on the walls. If they win, it’ll revert to simply “Mile High Stadium” until the Broncos find a new sponsor.
    • If one of us wins the Powerball, may I suggest “DFO Commentist Field at Mile High Stadium”? In fact, tonight’s mock draft topic:
      • “Which real company would you like to see sponsor Mile High, and what name should they choose?”

Finally, there is an excellent, will-cost-the-author-his-media-pass story on the “corruption rotting the NFL from within” over at si.com. Something this accusatory couldn’t have come from PK’s hand-picked drones over at the MMQB. Some of the choice quotes:

Put simply, the NFL has forfeited its credibility on just about any issue within an area code of morals and ethics. Its sense of civic responsibility has atrophied to almost nothing, and its public conscience is largely vestigial.

Its commissioner, Roger Goodell, has been worse than incapable of handling the crisis. He’s actively constructed a Potemkin village of concern around it, an edifice of denial and deceit that is now crumbling inevitably to dust.

The difference between what the East German officials did to their athletes, and the NFL’s stonewalling on what it knew to be the truth about what repeated concussions were doing to its players, is a difference of moral degree, but not of moral kind.

It’s a bit of a slog, but take a look before Peter King tries to get his Allagash-stained fingers on it and kill it on behalf of his master.

Gotta keep that privileged access!

This is for fellow educator Wakezilla, after reading his comment about report cards and parent-teacher interviews:

I feel for you. I switched to an adult division to get away from the – “But my precious snowflake has been raised to believe failure is not an option, but your problem. Fix it; I’ve got Pilates at 8:00. Don’t make me call your principal.” – issues. God forbid they should ever say “no” to their child, or take an interest beyond writing cheques. Or, my personal favourite:

  • We’re assigning your child a learning assistance aide.
    • Why?
  • Because there are some topics they need more time to understand.
    • Isn’t that your job?
  • Yes, but I have 28 kids in this class.
    • What does that mean?
  • I can’t afford to slow down the others until your’s can catch up. Not every kid gets every idea at the same time.
    • MY KID’S NOT RETARDED!11!!1

I don’t miss that shit at all.

June 1 means a lot of things to a lot of people. But for teachers, it means only one thing: SUMMER VAY-KAY IS NEAR! In some American states, it’s already summer vacation; problem is, they have to return in mid-August. That just seems mean, especially in places like Texas where it’s still a million degrees. Canadian schools don’t have AC, so I hope they do in warmer climes. Most Canadian schools let out around the second week of June; BC schools “officially” finish on June 29, the day after Provincial Exams conclude, but most will finish on June 24.

For myself, summer officially starts at 3:01 on June 16. It then ends at 8:15 on July 4, when summer school begins. But it resumes 6 weeks later and goes until Labour Day. It still adds up to 5 total weeks of vacation. AND THEN IT’S FOOTBALL SEASON!


In fact, final payment on those Hawks season tickets goes through tomorrow, so let’s check on that exchange rate:

http://www.bankofcanada.ca/

http://www.bankofcanada.ca/rates/exchange/

Latest USD/CAD Rates:

2016-05-31 2016-06-01
1 USD noon 1.3100 CAD 1.3091 CAD
1 USD closing 1.3110 CAD 1.3067 CAD
1 CAD noon 0.7634 USD 0.7639 USD
1 CAD closing 0.7628 USD 0.7653 USD

DAMMIT! That means probably $1.34 once Mastercard gets its hands on the rate. But that’s what summer school pays for, so it’s all worth it. Plus, who knows who’ll be the Rams QB on September 16th? Probably not Jeff Fisher.

I ONLY KEEP YOU AROUND TO FEED OFF YOUR SADNESS!!!

I hope Russell has a functioning O-line by then, or he’s gonna get killed.


Tonight’s Playoff Action:

San Jose @ Pittsburgh – 8:00 (NBCSN). Game 2; Penguins up 1-0

This is for Dok & Covalent.

Alternative broadcasting:

  • NBC: American Ninja Warrior – 8:00
    • I guess we know what NBC thinks will track higher in the overnights
  • A&E: Roots – Part III – 9:00
  • IFC: Revenge of the Nerds – 9:30
    • Ted McGinley’s finest role
  • FX: The Americans – 10:00

The Americans has been renewed for 2 more seasons, and will wrap up after that. And for those of you who’ve forgotten about Keri Russell,

SHE’S GIVING AUNT BECKY A RUN FOR HER MONEY!

 

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King Hippo

we all rejoice inside when a fat guy succeeds athletically

Horatio Cornblower

The first baseman is bent over laughing.

Gratliff

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Almost halfway thru it’s a scoreless standoff. So basically a lot like Futbol.
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/640/media/images/73287000/jpg/_73287004_73281491.jpg

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King Hippo

NEVAR gets old

Wakezilla

Quick Question: I’m doing a Copa America post and I have it saved and set for pending. Once the day and time of when I can post happens, will it automatically post my thread for me? Or do I do it manually?

Also, I tried posting my preview earlier by accident and noticed that despite showing everything in the preview, the actual post cut half of the content. Is there a space limit to each thread? If so, is there a way to check to see this doesn’t happen again?

i gotta step out.

ballsofsteelandfury

There is no space limit. In order to show up automatically, you have to schedule it for some time in the future. You can do that by clicking “Edit” next to the Publish button.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Twinty Foar hour clock!!!
(Sorry, I heard this was probably important earlier today)

ballsofsteelandfury

And it’s DFO time too. That throws me off.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto.
Central Time Zone Nazis, that’s all they are.

blaxabbath

God – I never watch afternoon tv but I come home to see the ABC News on. It’s nothing by prescription drug commercials and like home videos of stupid shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Run bitch!!! Run for yo life…get some help!!!!!
— D. Chappelle
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/114500/Shark-Catches-a-Penguin-114961.jpg

Wakezilla

For all you Penguins fans, here’s a link to hearing Nick Bonino’s OT goal in Punjabi. It’s pretty good.

http://espnpgh.iheart.com/onair/producer-sean-56219/bonino-bonino-bonino-bonino-bonino-bonino-14762972/

Also, what the hell Whitecaps? Why are you getting Prison showered by Ottawa FC?

Helga Lovekaty does not look impressed

http://www.cronacadiretta.it/files/album/220/1430918393858_jpg–.jpg

King Hippo

Such a nice picture I almost feel bad for throwing shade for seemingly non-ironic lamentations aboot FUCKING MLS

scotchnaut

Nice try-that girl ain’t even real!

/woke up from my snooze to say this

Wakezilla

She’s real and her Tumblr is spectacular as she has some NSFW pics

http://cs633120.vk.me/v633120334/1feb9/LsRxiqFvobU.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Boobs with headlights and wonderful shoulders peeking out of a form fitting dress.
/Hippo excuses himself until at least the beginning of the 2nd period
//as do I

ballsofsteelandfury

Tumblr link please!

Sill Bimmons

Powerplay still looks like dogshit.

WCS

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Sill Bimmons

Paul Martin reliving the nightmare of 2012.

scotchnaut

Sleepy Baby Time-

Nighty-Night fellow goobers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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King Hippo

cat was howling, didn’t want to come in, just wanted me to see the bunny he killed FOAR TEH FAMILY. He was duly and lavishly praised. Now he can eat his share.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m impressed that you got a cat that pulls his own weight.
All mine does it eat food she didn’t catch herself, puke half of it up some days, and usually not miss the box when she shit/pisses.

Oh, and she occasionally bites me.

/has to look about trading up

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mine does that too. Anytime I hear that particular meow (often muffled by something in her mouth) I know another chalk mark is imminent.

http://asetniop.com/Random/BreakingCat.jpg

King Hippo

Love that killing board!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

So your cat is the “one who knocks” it appears.

theeWeeBabySeamus

ooops…that went in the wrong hole.
So to speak.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was a most violent year. That final season of Breaking Bad she was averaging practically a kill per day.

King Hippo

I’ve been getting 4-5 per week since the weather turned warm. This must be Kruger’s mid-life crisis, proving he hasn’t lost his predatory edge.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Kruger”? Cool name! Now I’m picturing him sitting on a boat, holding up the corpse of a mouse, yelling “DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!”

Gratliff

We have rabbits all over the place in the woods behind our house. They like to walk up to the sliding glass door and taunt the shit out of my cat, who I assume is just going to start lunging into the glass shortly.

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Sill Bimmons

hngh

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Sill Bimmons

Matt Murray needs to see a dermatologist about his cystic acne.

That’s a pretty brutal case he’s got going there.

WCS

King Hippo

None of the forwards are gonna ask him to the Sadie Hawkins dance ,, smgdh

WCS

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Fleshlight Field at Mile High Stadium.

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Real Doll Field at Mile High Stadium.

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Don T

Astroglide at Mile High. The promotional potential has been barely tapped
http://smilesbeauty.com/img/cms/Astroglide-Mens-Ad-High-Res.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe…tapped.
That was good.

Sill Bimmons

This would make me think twice about the existence of a god or gods.

King Hippo

Blatantly false advertising. Like a girl who looks like that would ever let you in the backdoor…

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Sill Bimmons

Great.

Three hours of listening to Emrick.

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King Hippo

I have the sound just loud enough to follow the game, but not loud enough to be bothered by making out what the dolts are saying

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto. As is my usual practice, I’ve got music droning over the droning.

WCS

Consol blasting Pantera right before face-off. That’s good hustle.

King Hippo

actual pre-game music that fits! brilliant!!

Sill Bimmons

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Sill Bimmons

Seems like Bill Simmons didn’t heed his own words and, in following Gary Bettman’s lead, has shown himself right out the door of anything resembling relevance by leaving TWWL:

http://deadspin.com/other-than-hbo-has-anyone-invested-in-bill-simmons-and-1779909602

Thing is, Gary Bettman left in a deliberate attempt to sabotage the growing popularity of the NHL vis-a-vis the NBA at the behest of cartoon supervillain David Stern.

Bill Simmons left because he’s a petulant child who doesn’t want to be told that he can’t have dessert until he finishes his broccoli.

Have fun screaming into the abyss, dickhead.

theeWeeBabySeamus

When WCS’ better half asks him to change a diaper in the next 3 hours….
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King Hippo

He’s a veteran now. He can change a diaper and squeeze a piss out during a commercial break!

King Hippo

It’s scary how fast you get REALLY good at it.

Sill Bimmons

GAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF TO PLUTO MILBURY YOU KNUCKLE DRAGGING TROGLODYTE GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

King Hippo

announcing has been distinctly anti-yinzer all playoffs. assuming because they beat the ice footbaw media’s beloved ice giants??

Sill Bimmons

Empire City Casino near me uses the same obnoxious tuba bleat music in its ads that those stupid fucking Budweiser “Macrobrew And Proud” ads.

King Hippo

Nobody EVAR mentions “Thunder Bay, Ontario” except in reference to an ice footballist.

theeWeeBabySeamus
King Hippo

since we were bad juju FOAR Game 1, I don’t think she gon play with us tonite

theeWeeBabySeamus

You might be right. We do kinda suck, huh?

King Hippo

I am easily the worst person I know. But I comfort myself with the fact that I don’t really know very many people.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Does it have to be an American company that buys the Broncos naming rights? If not, maybe ABP Food Group or Spanghero can give it a go.

Sill Bimmons
King Hippo

/no ofence??

Sill Bimmons

It’s good bread!

King Hippo

it is but what would ur mama say ,, smh

Gratliff

I just came here to say “Fuck China.”

Finally getting somewhere with a career in IT working for a growing battery manufacturer with major contracts in China. WELP, the following:

“China’s Ministry of Industry and Information Technology (MIIT) has created a list of manufacturers eligible to receive incentives for producing batteries used in electric vehicles. These incentives are essential to compete in the Chinese market. While some reports indicate that the final list will not be completed until July, the current list of approved suppliers contains only Chinese companies.”

So yours truly finds himself laid off, while the Chinese are, in all likelihood, reverse engineering our shit, and it’s not even appropriate to hate on the company since they’re probably fucked too. Meanwhile, local businessmen are using it as an example of government regulations killing jobs. THEY’RE CHINESE REGULATIONS, YOU CUNTS.

ballsofsteelandfury

That sucks, man. Hope you’re able to find something better.

Kungjitsu

I was in a finance class in school in the early 90’s and the prof brought in this hedge fund manager as a guest speaker to talk about managing currency exchange risk while doing business internationally. He was an upbeat Gordon Gecko wannabe until someone asked him a question about China. He got dead serious and dropped the facade, and said he didn’t know anyone who had ever made money doing business with China. Not Coke, not Amex, not Bank of America, not IBM, no one. They’re Wal-Mart on steroids with nukes. They’re Bible is What Would Marlo Stanfield Do (if he had nuclear weapons): A Treatise in Post-Industrial Global Economics Regarding Punk Niggas Who Want It To Be One Way When It’s The Other Way. It’s kind of funny that they cheat in every single deal, but because the market is so fucking huge companies can’t help themselves.

I’m truly sorry you they sent Snoop and Chris after you and your company.

JustStopDude

Sill…I need your expertise as a medical expert…

https://youtu.be/dSVkclnD3ds

Is the product in this video…a bad idea…or an INSANELY bad idea?

Sill Bimmons

So it’s basically an interarteriolar tunnel borer controlled by a catheter.

I don’t know anything about cardiology, but it seems that it would be extremely difficult to control the mircoembolism problem caused by the grinding process.

JustStopDude

I also think…and bear with me because I am a mechanic so I am looking at this like a hydraulic system…

But doesn’t blocking off the artery or vein in question kind of defeat the original purpose of removing a partial cholesterol blockage?

These videos are a fucking trip. Its like one after another of crazy, BAD ideas…

You know what every long line in the grocery store needs? Everyone sitting in cars…

https://youtu.be/PQsNktD9zW4

Sill Bimmons

Any time there is a surgical intervention on an artery the blood supply is cut off for a finite amount of time, so as long as that thing moves through the area within that pre-established length of time the vessel will survive the temporary lack of blood.

I just don’t know how it can.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I used to work for Interventional Technologies, back before they got bought out by Boston Scientific and we had a few things long those lines. One was called “Fullflow” and tried to use a mesh in place of the traditional angioplasty balloon (it allowed blood to keep flowing during deployment). I can’t remember the other, it was a lot like the drill-type device shown in the video (though more primitive). Neither of those worked nearly as well as the Cutting Balloon, whose FDA approval is what prompted Boston to buy us out.

Here’s an article from all the way back in 1990 (though I didn’t work there until 1999): http://www.nytimes.com/1990/03/20/science/where-balloons-fail-in-clearing-arteries-new-devices-may-help.html?pagewanted=all

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Those mesh things you see at 1:30 in the video remind me a lot of Fullflow; maybe they deflate the blue balloon sections at intervals to enable themselves to keep in there as long as they need to.

JustStopDude

The shit we come up with is utterly amazing as human beings.

Now if we could stop killing each other for stupid fucking reasons…

scotchnaut

Got a board of directors meeting tomorrow. Getting hungover for it. Wish me luck!

King Hippo

A good idea. It will make you seem extra serious when you are just trying to concentrate on not vomiting.

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litre_cola

You would have to thing FanKingsDraftDuel would want a piece of those rights no?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Naming rights bought by Peter Thiel, new stadium name “SUCK IT GAWKER MEDIA ESPECIALLY YOU NICK DENTON” Field.

King Hippo

Boy, has that battle ever turned into the non-sports world version of a Yankees/Red Sox series that won’t fucking end.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, what to do for Request Line this week. I’ve got like a dozen topics under consideration and I can make this song fit most of them cause it is GODDAMNED AWESOME.

ballsofsteelandfury

Naming rights go to Vivid Video.

JustStopDude

This same thing happened in Baltimore when old Art still owned the team. The original naming rights were held by PSINet which went under.

After being called “Pissy-Net” for years, I could not imagine a worst name.

“Empty Bank” is better…barely.

Sill Bimmons

The pressure necessary to turn basic graphite into a crystalline diamond is around 3.5 gPa.

In the nomenclature of physics: 3.5 gPa = 1 Cam

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Currently experiencing sphincter pressures exceeding 1,000,000 Cam.

WCS

if cam raelly was a leader he’d have jumpped on that fumble in the superbowl shmdh

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Yeah, man, if it’s just lying there, you jump on it!”

– Jameis Winston

JustStopDude

Dahir Insaat should get the naming rights…

Any company that makes and sells nightmare beds, should have a stadium named after them.

https://youtu.be/WQ8tuAoyT14

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So here’s a question for people who are roughly my age (40). Did you watch the Challenger launch (and subsequent explosion) in class at school? So many people seem to have very vivid memories of this (like 9/11 or Kennedy assassination level significance) while all I really remember are the jokes (i.e. how many astronauts can you fit in a Volkswagen?).

King Hippo

How many?

I was in class when they announced the “ruh roh” over the intercom. I remember that.

Only joke I recall was “Where did Krista McCullough spend her summer vacation?”

A: All over Florida.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Eleven. Four in the seats and seven in the ashtray.

King Hippo

I laughed for a good solid minute at that. God help me.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, that was my favorite too.

scotchnaut

The joke I recall was-

“What was the last thing heard from the Challenger?”

“Here, Krista. You should drive for a bit.”

theeWeeBabySeamus
litre_cola

When it blew up I was real pissed that Scooby Doo was pre empted. Seriously furious as I was a latch key kid and those precious cartoon hours before my mother got home were personal time,

Spanky Datass

I watched the aftermath/replays in the day-room of my freshman dorm. Later we drank many many cheap beers.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Related to the accident, or just because?

Spanky Datass

Eh, a little of both. It’s important to really commit to bad habits at an early age.

scotchnaut

Spanky, nothing truer has ever been typed on my Intranet.

WCS

I was four, and we apparently watched it, though I have absolutely no recollection of it whatsoever.

ballsofsteelandfury

I just remember the jokes. I think my school was done showing launches by then. I actually distinctly remember watching a baseball playoff game during the day in school. Of course, that was AGES ago.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

During my senior year of high school the psychology teacher was a huge Red Sox fan, so we watched the opening game in class. I remember that day well because it was the day I got drunk at school. Man, that sure was fun.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, like that only ever happened once.
/skeptikuhl

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

During high school? *At* school? Honestly, only the once.

Sill Bimmons

Yup.

I was in B lunch sitting about 10 feet from the TV.

Also: What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Six Astronauts.

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Spoiler alert.

laserguru

“What was the last thing to go through Krista McCullough’s mind?”

“A piece of sheet metal about this big.”

I was asleep at home after a long night of cab driving and my side piece came into my room and woke me to tell me what happened.

I watched for a few minutes and then we had sex to cheer us both up.

laserguru

“What was the last thing Krista McCullough told her husband before the launch?”

“You feed the dogs and I’ll feed the fish.”

We were obviously quite traumatized.

King Hippo

OH. MY. GOD. That is DELIGHTFUL!!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“What color were Krista McCullough eyes?”

“Blue. One blew this way, one blew that way…”

Kungjitsu

I was in 15 and could not have given less of a fuck. My buddy Thomas told me, and I was like so do we get out of school? We don’t get to go home early, so fuck em.

15 year old boys are the lowest form of life in the universe.

Shogun Marcus

5th(?) Grade, the school huddled us around wheeled-in tv’s all over the building to watch it LIVE because teacher on board. Kaboom. I vividly remember watching ALL the teachers jaws hit the floor in unison as we turned to them. Mine says “Holy. Shit. Kids, I got nothing.”

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My friend’s wife is a teacher with much the same things you mentioned. She seems to have to work a lot during the summer “vacation” period. They also go shopping so the poorer kids can have…. fucking books, pencils and paper. We’re just lucky Trump will fix all this.

WCS

He should start his own school or college. I bet it will fix everything.

King Hippo

yeah, my mom taught 3rd grade. When she taught at the trailer park-y school when my Dad changed jobs before my Grade 9 (THANKS A LOT DAD!!!)…holy shit, we are lucky if she netted a cent out of her fucking paycheck.

Not that many of the beer-swilling asshole parents appreciated it…

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Teaching is the hardest fucking job there is, if you actually give a shit about your job. I know I could never do it and I admire the hell out of people that do it well.

Of course, there are a lot of assholes too. BTW, check this out:

http://ktla.com/2016/06/01/teacher-impregnated-by-13-year-old-student-turns-herself-in-officials/

Sill Bimmons

Nursing is harder, but teaching is no picnic.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They used to take foster kids and treat them well and fairly equal rules to their own kids. I drank a lot of beer while they were doing that.

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litre_cola

Man if prison documentaries don’t keep you on the straight and narrow then I am not sure what would.

Sorry holed up in a hotel while it is 2 degrees C outside with a windchill. IN JUNE!!!!

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Where at?

litre_cola

St. John’s Newfoundland. I work for the government and they shipped me from Alberta to here. Never been so I jumped at the opportunity as apparently it is lovely. I had a good night out on Monday at a brewpub but it has been frigid since. HOWEVAH I plan to tear apart George Street this weekend. It has the most bars on one block in Canada. A wee slice of Ireland in Canada

ballsofsteelandfury

Are you there permanently or is it just a temporary thing?

litre_cola

Just 2 weeks. Helping them out and then I fly back to Calgary and the next day I am Euro bound. Yep fly back across the country then back the other way across the pond.

King Hippo

That’s right. When you are DFO AMBASSADOR TO THE WORLD.

WCS

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King Hippo

Elmer’s Glue. DUH!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Who’s excited? Bear Shark is excited!!!!
But Penquin Warrior (with….is that a window washer?) is gonna try to ride him for 8 seconds.
Woooo!!!!!
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King Hippo

that is truly fucking horrifying. and glorious

theeWeeBabySeamus

Kinda reminds me of an Entropy original, actually.
/does not intend this as an insult whatsoever.
//like weird shit

King Hippo

yeah where entropy at, anyhoo?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Haven’t seen him in at least a couple weeks I think.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m curious too – he guest-hosted one week’s Request Line (and did a splendid job of it) and then promptly vanished.

scotchnaut

Am I going to have to combine the last half of The Italian Job with The Chronicles of Riddick?

/no, I won’t be doing this

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OK, maybe I’m getting carried away….. at least that is consistent.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

http://theoystercompany.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/toc_logo_bw_150.png

Mile High’s Oyster Company

/Eh, close enough to the balls joke I was looking for

Cuntler

Hey, I am going there tonight. I won’t try that!

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1. Wynkoop Brewery Company (11am-2am)
a. 1634 18th Street, Denver
(303)297.2700
http://www.wynkoop.com/

2. Great Divide Brewing Company 12:00pm (tours at 3:00pm, 4, and 5)
a. 2201 Arapahoe Street
Denver, CO 80205
(303) 296-9460 ext. 26
http://greatdivide.com/

3. Jagged Mountain Craft Brewery
a. 1139 20th Street
Denver, CO 80205
(720) 689-2337
http://www.jaggedmountainbrewery.com/

4. Ratio Beerworks
a. 2920 Larimer St.
Denver, CO 80205
(303) 997-8288
http://ratiobeerworks.com/

5. Zephyr Brewing Company 4:00pm
b. 1421 26th St, Denver,
CO 80205
(720) 295-9374
http://www.zephyrbrewingco.com/
i. Biju’s Little Curry Shop
1441 26th St, Denver
http://www.littlecurryshop.com/
(303) 292-3500
ii. Osaka Ramen
2611 Walnut St, Denver
http://www.osakaramendenver.com/
(303) 955-7938

6. Alternate: Epic Brewing Company
b. 3001 Walnut St
Denver, CO 80205
(720) 539-7410
http://epicbrewing.com/

Alternate even further northeast:

7. Beryl’s Beer Company
c. 3120-C Blake St
Denver, CO 80205
http://www.berylsbeerco.com/

8. ?Our Mutual Friend Tenth Acre & Brewery (2 p.m. to midnight) Closed Monday
c. 2810 Larimer Street
Denver, CO
(720) 722-2810
http://www.omfbeer.com/

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s awesome! I’m going to need to bookmark this page.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I put a tour suggestion as a reply, but “Your comment is awaiting moderation. “

scotchnaut

Two posts in a row? That Beerguyrob…OH HE BUSY!

Cuntler

Lots of mistakes, though. Labour? Cheques? The youth (or, uh, older students trying to get their whatever the fuck a GED is in Canada) of Canada is in trouble. Too bad there isn’t an exchange rate for his spelling, IMO. Good thing we only care about telling.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I’m assuming “Joe’s Weed Emporium Field at Mile High” is a little too on the nose, right?

Spanky Datass
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