NFL Roundup:
- Nick Foles asked for, and got, his release from the Rams. He gets to keep his $6 million roster bonus paid in March.
- No word on if it counts against the cap, but it would just make something laughable even funnier.
- The good news keeps coming for the Cowboys. As a result of having three players on the suspended list, they are forced – by League rules – to pay a $250,000 fine.
- Mike Wallace failed his conditioning test with the Ravens. He’ll get another chance later in the week.
- According to Florio’s Funhouse Follies, Greg hardy tried to join the Roughriders in the spring, but the CFL shot down his attempt to cross the border.
- Here’s the takeaway line: “[I]f the CFL won’t touch you, it’s reasonable to wonder who will.”
- Your of-note PUP list update:
- Jamaal Charles (Chiefs)
- Ryan Matthews (Eagles)
- Pernell McPhee (Bears)
Here’s for Chargers commentists like the Low Commander, Big Daddy Drew gave the Chargers the “Why Your Team Sucks” treatment today.
Finally, as the banner image indicates, 80s & 90s poster legends the Costacos brothers have teamed up with Russell Wilson on a fundraising campaign for Wilson’s “Why Not You” foundation. Here’s a link to the site, and here’s a link to SBNation’s fantastic story about the brothers and their rise to fame.
Last night sold me on another Bill Clinton presidency. (Looks up 22nd Amendment; shakes head) Well, tonight is a veritable who’s who of Democratic luminaries on the speaker’s podium:
- Civil Rights Leader Reverend Jesse Jackson
- Actress Star Jones
- Former Governor of Maryland Martin O’Malley
- Actress Sigourney Weaver
- California Governor Jerry Brown
- Director Lee Daniels
- Actress Angela Bassett
- Gabby Giffords and Mark Kelly
- Dr. Jill Biden
- Vice President Joe Biden
- Michael Bloomberg
- Lenny Kravitz
- Democratic Nominee for Vice President Tim Kaine
- President Barack Obama
Plus associated folks talking about tragedies in Orlando, Charleston, Sandy Hook and Iraq. I’ve broken up the list a bit, but the descending order is essentially correct. Lenny Kravitz goes between Joe Biden and Barack Obama. Fucking Star Jones? What – was Whoopi unavailable? Also, I guess Jesse knows where he stands with the modern party now; it’s been, what – 30 years since the “Hymietown” crack? Finally, where’s the modern equivalent of Rosey Grier?
There look to be about 25 speakers in total, once they began things about 4:00 EDT. I’m willing to bet Joe Biden gets a “You should have run” type of chant before or during his speech.
Tonight’s sports:
- International Champions Cup – on ESPN2
- Real Madrid vs Paris- St. Germain – 7:30 (Columbus, OH)
- Bayern Munich vs AC Milan – 9:30 (Chicago, IL)
- MLB: White Sox @ Cubs – 8:00 – ESPN
I can’t believe (well, maybe I can) Trump actually asked Russia to hack America and find Hillary’s missing emails. That should just about put the nail in the Reagan Revolution. DUTCH WOULD NEVER DO THAT!
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I am watching Comic Con panels again, I hate everyone because they keep stealing talking points from what GoTG was saying after the movie was made to try to describe lesser known properties that are in their infant stage. Guardians was a 100% James Gunn movie that just happened to have an awesome soundtrack
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I need a pair of these slippers.
@Beerguyrob Thanks for the underlines. I know it’s a lot of work, but makes reading these posts most enjoyable and I don’t have to spend 2 minutes staring at each sentence.
If I had known, I would have done it sooner.
It’s only a couple of extra keystrokes, so no worries.
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Why is Superman inside someones ball sack playing with their testicles?
/checks clock.
Yeah it’s almost 11:00.
Coach Zimmer ain’t got time to waste!
He’ll sic Beansie on you if you keep procrastinating.
/has not started PGA Championship primer
//pours another bourbon
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Here’s some Navy slang from the fleet that you can use in your everyday lives:
TAKING A SHIT ABOARD A NAVAL VESSEL =
a) Dropping an O-4 (Lieutenent Commander or Major)
b) Putting the Marines ashore
You may now proceed with your lives.
Gristle McThornBody
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I spent too much time looking for a non imgur version of this pic. it wasn’t worth the failed effort
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MY EYES HAVE BEEN DAMAGED THANKS A LOT
Man, Colorado, I thought you were cool.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/758065547661680640
What the piss North Dakota?
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RIP HARAMBE
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I wish I could say I’ve never wished for a person to be raped to death.
I wish.
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GTA 6: Suburbia
Laura Bush childhood home movies?
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LCDR R DOYLE GILLESPIE THINKS NEWT GINGRICH IS AN INTELLECTUAL
Roll Fizzlebeef
LCDR R DOYLE GILLESPIE MIGHT WANT TO TAKE IT EASY ON FREEBASING THE BATH SALTS
But Sill, he loves those bath salts. You tell him; I gotta live with him.
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LCDR R DOYLE GILLESPIE THINKS DONALD TRUMP UNDERSTANDS HIM
Butch Deadlift
Punch Sideiron
Flank McTractorton
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Good puppy
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Funniest part: more Aryan than Hitler
Our discourse is so broken.
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The video.
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Well, depending on how Bush did 9/11, maybe he is.
Is Pete back on Twitter again?
+ more than one.
THIS IS LCDR R DOYLE GILLESPIE SPEAKING:
MY NICKNAME ON A FLEET BALLISTIC SUBMARINE AMONG THE ENLISTED MEN WAS “Q-BERT,” AFTER THE POPULAR VIDEO GAME OF THE TIME.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THE MEN CALLED ME THAT BEHIND MY BACK, AND SOMETIMES IN FRONT OF ME.
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Go [*Redacted] s.
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I wonder how she is on the skin flute.
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If you love science and hate ignorance, you really should be watching the potholer54 channel on YouTube.
Here’s his latest attack on the fucking fools that continue to undermine our progress with every breath they take:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBIET-uEbXA
No politics, no shouting, no MRA bullshit–just a former BBC Science Editor completely destroying fucktarded fuckweasels like Sarah Palin with the facts.
Accept it. We live in a post-fact reality.
The ironic thing about the “fruit fly research” she so sneeringly dismisses is that it is how we know everything we know about the genetics of Down syndrome.
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Oh, so anyway.
I passed the bar. I am certain of it.
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I did too, but I turned around and went back. It was happy hour after all.
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Yeah, I wanted to take it back as soon as I posted it.
I LOLed
I’VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU. ARE YOU LISTENING? MOB LAWYER
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Both your new nickname and also commentary on your post
I wish.
This calls for a dance partay!!!!!!
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Congrats! When do you find out officially?
September 16
HAVE I BEEN ELECTED YET? AM I PRESIDENT?
WOLF BLITZER I’M LOOKING AT YOU FOR ANSWERS
I DON’T TRUST ANDERSON COOPER
CALL ME ON THE “BATPHONE” LINE
Ok, new nickname. Splint ChestHair
QUIT STEALING MAKEITSNOW’S BIT
It is this with me giving him a new Space Mutiny nickname every time he posts or me posting MST3K gifs constantly for the next 3 hours while I get obnoxiously drunk for no reason other than I have a lot of whiskey, and no one wants that.
My new moniker: LCDR R. DOYLE GILLESPIE
If this is anyone but Steve Allen…
Wolf Blitzer doesn’t know shit about shit.
I met him many years ago. He is all of four feet tall. He has done well for himself nonetheless.
Did Gary Oldman also steal a role from him by pretending to be a dwarf?
Come on Law and Order, these stories aren’t fiction. We all know it.
It’s people!!!!!!
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Monkey Fucker.
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“he reached over to them to persuade them how hard and slow progress is…”
but enough about my honeymoon!
/rim shot
h
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Fuck Obama. He was a decent placeholder, but meh/
Are you fucking joking?
Maybe
What are the odds of Trump losing it and calling Hillary a cunt during the debates?
Yeah, that is gonna happen. Vegas won’t even take odds on it, it is that inevitable.
I like the odds of someone secretly recording Trump going on a Donald Sterling-esque race rant and releasing it one week before the election.
That would be an epic October surprise.
The public ones aren’t enough?
Kind of amazed him or none of his staff have dropped an n-bomb yet during all the BLM protests they were dealing with. I would have lost money on that bet.
Getting the full embrace and seeing the TRUE, WARM body language was crucial, in my view.
Hillary looks old AF. She’s aged more than Obama — and that dude has had a job that is the equivalent of opening the Ark of the Covenant.
He’s 54, and she turns 69 soon. Time kind of plays a factor in it.
Nice.
I’M TRYING TO WATCH ADAM-12
HOW DOES THIS GOSHDARN REMOTE WORK
Ok, new Space Mutiny name is Thick McRunFast til your next post
Eerily accurate.
You realize I can unsee this now. Strangely I may like Mom more than her so it might work out.
Mom knows how to run a business. What does Hillary know about the private sector — Whitewater?
SHE MADE A KILLING ON THAT
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I think letting Clinton walk out was a mistake. But it was a brilliant move to not let her speak.
Bill’s “thrill” at seeing Hillary on stage means he just lost his chance to convince some young Bernie supporter to feel his bern.
He’s been asking to see her embrace a black guy for 40 years.
That reminds me: If Jeri Ryan had been willing to embrace some black guy in 2004, Sarah Palin would be President now.
The blue pantsuit on blue background makes it look like she’s just a floating head.
VOTE HEAD 2016!
Lewinski joke
Who here is anti-head?
Not that gay marine.
OR HIS HUSBAND!
I’m guessing anti-abortion Chiefs fans aren’t big fans. At least not of a certain retired Bronco.
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[DFO] is not the place I come to reject cynicism, Mr Obama.
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Goddamn. How deep is that puddle?
I wish I lived in a swing state. I might have the opportunity to have my story mentioned in a President’s speech.
“Then there’s Blax from battleground Arizona. He no longer has to hide that he is a homosexual…”
Wait — fuck you, Obama!
Do you? This plays every commercial break everywhere sometimes twice in a row here in Virginia
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What the fuck
An appropriate response.
I used to live in New Hampshire. Fuck living in swing/primary states. This shit will start all over again in a year. No breaks.
You guys need to be as brand loyal as the hispanics. Then its just like, “Hey, just checking in. You guys are cool because Bernie said to vote by party, right? Okay — we’ll be in Florida if you need anything.”
I’m writing Obama in for my town council this year.
Go ahead! Throw your vote away!
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Problem is the DNC should have been filled with babbling incompetent ass hats blabbering incoherently for hours to make Hilary look better… Ya know just like what the RNC did.
Scott Baio doesn’t speak to just anyone, you know.
The Bob Loblaw Law Blog bleeds red.
Scott Baio will speak to anyone, anywhere, for the price of a Big Mac and large fries.
But don’t even THINK about trying to get him for just medium fries. Baio’s got standards you know.
And to think during the 2014 election cycle he wasn’t even worth a Crunchwrap…