Your “+1” Sunday Night Open Thread

Hey guys, isn’t it fun how KICKERS are missing all over the place today? I sure do love how much more EXCITING this is making the game of football! Roger Goodell knows a smart rule change when he sees one, and this certainly cannot POSSIB-LIE go wrong.

Scotchy is out tonight doing, uhhh, important adult things…

I am Low Commander of the Super Soldiers, and I will be carrying to the load tonight, but I know why you’re here so, ON TO THE GAME!

Green Bay Packers @ Washington Redacteds:

After getting dismantled in Tennessee last week, the Packers are looking to try to get their season back on track today in Washington, against the continually surprising Redacteds. Smart Packer fans will point out that Rodgers recent struggles go back to week 8 of last season, where they got beat up 29-10 by the Broncos in Mile High. Since then, the Packers have gone a collective 8-11, and have struggled to get much done at times offensively. Granted, that can be tough to do with a complete lack of a run game, but it never really seemed to bother them much in past seasons. They do get Aaron’s favorite long haired roommate back in Clay Mathews tonight, so perhaps the defense will actually be able to stop the run with some consistency.

Speaking of the run, Rob Kelley is getting the start tonight at running back for the Redacteds. After being part of their system for much of the year, Kelley seems to be the consensus starter going forward, and why not? On 60 rushes so far this year, only 2 have been for negative yards, and has had no fumbles. Maybe that’s not a big enough sample size to truly know what he is capable of, but it’s enough for him to get the nod from many of us in fantasy tonight, myself included. Don’t make me look stupid tonight, Rob! I certainly don’t need any extra help. Otherwise, Kirk Cousins has played decently enough as of late to not really lose Washington any games, but not always enough to win them either. Washington’s pass defense has played well with the addition of Josh Norman, but continually seem to struggle against the run, which totally plays to Green Bay’s strengths. I have hope that this can be an exciting and close game, but I foresee Washington winning at home by ten points.

Alright, you know what to do. Stretch out them fingers and get to the typity-type! See you in the comments.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers is a native North County San Diegan with an affinity for the Padres, beer, whiskey, punk rock, video games and the end of days. If you eat a fish taco with a fork in his presence, you may lose your hand.
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Brick Meathook

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WCS

“Hey, ladies. Wanna see my pipe organ?”

evilbeaver8

Someone needs to let NBC they are mixing up the lazy, league approved narratives for teams. You can only talk about how cold the weather is during a Packers home game, and then only bring it up to point out how the Packers totally are used to it and not bothered by the cold.

herodotus450

Not bothered by it at all; Favre hailed from chilly Missouri (or Mississippi? Who cares) and Rodgers is from California. Why would they be bothered by it?

Dunstan

The referee’s name is Hussy?

It’s like Goodell is looking out for us.

jjfozz

Why can’t Colinsworth take a week off? Maybe spend it in sunny Syria.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Aleppo is nice this time of year, so they say.

Senor Weaselo

“Wait, is Aleppo a resort town somewhere?” -Gary Johnson

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I believe he said “What is a Leppo?” which is even worse.

Plus I have three Leppos, but want another for my collection.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not windy at all.

Shogun Marcus

I don’t know what that is.

King Hippo

WEAR A BIG CRUCIFIX

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hang out at a hospital; the Russian air force likes those.

jjfozz

I froze my balls right the fuck off today on a soccer field. The wind was fierce. I wanted to punch the wind in the throat. I loathe windy days.

Dunstan

I come to DFO for the dick jokes, but I stay for the poetry.

herodotus450

Well it IS Autumn. You know what they say about the Autumn wind.

herodotus450
jjfozz

I would say the Autumn wind could blow me, but tht would be a cheap joke.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, that would be a great joke. And I thank you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fucking pussy.

Romonobyl

Found the game tiresome, relinquished the remote to the Mrs. Hello Hallmark Channel….
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herodotus450

All in the Family and the Hallmark Channel do have one thing in common: uncomofortable sexual assault.
/Assuming Hallmark is the same as Lifetime.

Romonobyl

Actually, Hallmark’s tagline should be “Beautiful, Rich White People and Their First-World Problems”.

Claymaker

A late warning for anyone who hasn’t watched Green Bay much: The offense is absolutely terrible until the 2nd half 2-minute warning when they score three TDs to lose by 14.

Glorious Chairman Dan

they are playing the primetime [*Redacted] s they’ll be fine

Brick Meathook

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herodotus450
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
hippofant

The end of America began when they chose Fallon over Conan.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
King Hippo

NC State’s Counsinfucker refugee has 15 in the opening 11 minutes. We are up…by 1

Spur

Cousins gonna get paid

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Usually in Kentucky they just give them meth.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“My job at ExxonMobil? Spreading misinformation about climate change.”

Gratliff

I take great joy in reading the responses to their promoted environmental tweets

evilbeaver8

If global warming is real then how come it was cold some days earlier this year? Checkmate libtards.

Dunstan

Not shown on that Amazon commercial: the imam actually ordered extra sets of kneepads for the priest’s altar boys.

LemonJello

The priest returns the favor by buying new bells for all of the imam’s goats.

WCS

It’s like commercials are deliberately going out of their way to piss me off.

Glorious Chairman Dan

yay Skins TD

Shogun Marcus
King Hippo

EVERYTHING’S FIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!

Spur

The amount of yellow pants on the field is really throwing my vision off

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Because yellow or because pants?

evilbeaver8

Because this game sucks…anyone here still paying attention to PFTcommenter at all? Feel like he has completely morphed into just another Barstool guy lately.

WCS

His Twitter feed is still entertaining, but, that’s the only thing I read of his.

Romonobyl

THIS GUY RODGERS, I CALL HIM LAST-CALL BARTENDER BECAUSE THEY BOTH END THE EVENING PUSHING IN STOOLS!

Shogun Marcus

I will admit an MIT guy in the nfl is impressive. But let’s not overexpose him. I mean, what about guys from Harvard or ones who played more than one sport? So ignored.

King Hippo

NC State/Creigh-Creigh is a defense-free track meet on CBSSN.

Spur

This iPhone commercial is cancer.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Blame WCS for getting this in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8KrTC_o48o

The Maestro

My online stream from NBC doesn’t have commercials, and judging by your impressions of a Mercedes commercial, this is a very, very good thing.

WCS

Oh my fuck, I think my IQ just dropped 25 points after that Mercedes commercial.

Dunstan

Will she be there? Gee, I don’t know. If only we had some means of communicating by voice or text here in 2016.

Dunstan

Mercedes-Benz: reminding you that you should only let your children date children of other luxury car owners.

herodotus450

No Way!

herodotus450

(Tress Way!)

evilbeaver8

Mercedes Benz: Only rich white children deserve love.

Spur

Those kids are gonna fuck in that empty theatre

Romonobyl

Mercedes Benz: Endangering your children’s lives since 1926.

Spur

Not gonna lie. I’m rooting for Green Bay.

Romonobyl

Hard to do, ain’t it?

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I’m actually enjoying their failure.

Shogun Marcus

You poor miserable bastard.

Welcome!

Spur

Evening.

Is any else ready for this week to be over already?

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I basically rebought the exact same speaker set up I had before yesterday, except this time I set up all the speakers. It is fucking great. I still want a way to turn it to 2.1 for stuff that doesn’t need/use 5.1

Sharkbait

Anyone see the Amazon commercial with the priest and the imam? I’m pretty sure middle America will lose their collective shit once they see it.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

It was on yesterday during the lesser footie games, people came to the same conclusion

Romonobyl

The Donald just cancelled his account. I guess he’ll have to start getting his drums of International Orange Dye #7 from Sam’s Club now.

WCS

TRUMP WON STTOOPID LIBTARDS!!!!!!!!111!1 TELL THAT MUSLIN TO GO BACK TO MUSLANDIA!!111!!11 #MAGA

Romonobyl

I have a feeling we’re gonna hear “should have good field position” a lot tonight.

Shogun Marcus

I been hearing it all season.

theeWeeBabySeamus

BASKETBALL!!!!!!
Fuck Footballz….CBSSN
Wait no, don’t tune it….I don’t want the embarrassedmentz.

Shogun Marcus

3 and out accomplished, snap but don’t bend defense coming right up!

Shogun Marcus

Let the malaise begin!

Sharkbait

I’ve got Ice Giants-Ice Dolphins. I’m pushing off the malaise as long as I can.

evilbeaver8

“I asked for extra malaise on my burger and you guys forgot it”.

-Indiana

Shogun Marcus

Needs moar ranch.

Romonobyl

Hey Michelle, John Candy wants his parka back!

Romonobyl

Navy Federal. Nothing like a little PTSD-based humor!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You can get tickets for next week’s Browns game against the Giants for just $11 each. Or if that’s too pricey you can wait until the Chargers come to town, when it’s $10.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s bullshit. You’d have to pay me way more than that to attend either game.

Romonobyl

Those boots won’t keep her feet dry at all!

Shogun Marcus

Phew! Almost didn’t make it to the mute button!

laserguru

So, surprise surprise we just added an additional…

8 fucking people for dinner on Thursday.
Eight!!

I think we’re over 20 now.

Fuck me in the ass and call me Gwendolyn.

I’m going to start drinking now in self defense.

WCS

O AN THE TAEKS WILL BE HAWT

laserguru

If the Vikings lose to Detroit most of them won’t stay very long.

Sharkbait

We’re going to my in laws who were all Trump supporters, except for my brother in law. we’ve decided we’re going to use the sign from The Sting as a sign we need to meet in the garage and do a shot.

The Maestro

The Sting remains the only movie my father has never fallen asleep halfway through, so naturally he thinks it’s the greatest piece of art the world has ever produced.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve got 15 coming.
Bought both a 19 lb and 14 lb bird today in fact.

laserguru

Son in law has a big ass bird that he’s smoking and I’ve got a 10 pound ham.
Jesus, some of these kids are worse than Glen’s kids in Raising Arizona.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was funny.
😀

Col. Duke LaCross

You’re a lot quicker than me.

Col. Duke LaCross
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It would be nice if the Trump folks would just not broach the subject of triggering topic of politics at family gatherings, but then again, they were fucking stupid enough to think a New York “billionaire” actually gives a fuck about them and has the ability to help them, so higher order judgment isn’t their strength.

Horatio Cornblower

Quit whining and get to cookin’ Gwendolyn.

The Maestro

I’ve had this cold for probably a week now, and it just seems to be getting worse and worse every day.

I assume this is karma coming back to get me for being a Pats fan, naturally.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of the nice things about being a complete recluse shut-in for the last long while is that I don’t get sick much anymore.

The Maestro

I’m a teacher, so I’m supposed to have a BEEF MOE immune system. But apparently it got turf toe or something because it’s been unavailable for the past week.

Senor Weaselo

“Did you try more bike?” -LaDanian Tomlinson

laserguru

I think I had that same cold and the fucker took a month to improve.
Happy holidays?

Shogun Marcus

Jay Gruden looks like he is all the paste.
/looks at his coach, Captain BlueBunny himself
Well…so it’s a draw on coaching then.

Sharkbait

Good evening.

laserguru

Evening sir.

WCS

You know, I’m a casual Michigan State fan, and seeing Kirk Cousins do reasonably well in the NFL is nice, but, this guy needs fucked in the dickhole with a red-hot curling iron.

Shogun Marcus

Just the tip?

Shogun Marcus

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Shower time: Not just for jackin’ it anymore!

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