Hey everyone, it’s a 38 calibre Saturday night.
I went & saw “Logan” on Friday. It is every bit as good as you have heard.The reviews are fairly accurate about what to expect: action, calm, action, calm…
It was less gory than most “Friday the 13th” movies, and in terms of violence was way below something like the first 20 minutes of “Saving Private Ryan”.
It’s also true that the quiet moments are where the movie shines brightest.
It seemed like using the “R” to differentiate this film from all the X-men movies also gave them the freedom to develop the story, as opposed to letting the set pieces drive the direction.
You’ll hear some reviews talk about how this movie might be one of the last, great Westerns. I’d agree with that; the directness of the references in the movie might be the only real off-putting aspect for some people.
But, fuck that – it’s totally worth your money.
Note: there is a “pre-credits scene”, which is shown before the movie begins, not the usual mid- or post-credits teaser after the main event. They were smart & let the movie stand on its own.
Hey – Ryan Reynolds released a version on his Twitter page. It’s not exactly the same – no Stan Lee cameo in mine – but everything else is the same. Enjoy.
We are having company over for dinner tonight. Some long-time friends and three of their kids. (I guess the 8 year-old is too good for us or something.) Thanks to “sensitivities”, we are having lasagna with gluten-free noodles. I drew the line at vegetarian and soy cheese; lasagna has meat & mozza dammit! Little fuckers can have all the salad they want if they don’t like it. Fortunately, the husband is a beer & scotch man, so we’ll adjourn to the den if we have to.
So there’s my evening. I hope yours is a little more enjoyable.
If all else fails, don’t forget about the DFO card room. You never know who’ll drop by!
(It’ll be Dok Zymm, to lure you to a pay site to take your money.)
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Habs at Rangers – 7:00PM | CBC
- Colorado at Winnipeg – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Detroit at Edmonton – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Raptors at Bucks – 8:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Clippers at Bulls – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA: various conference tournaments
- Duke at U*NC – 8:15PM | ESPN
- the tWBS “Fuck You!” Invitational
- Wazzu at UCLA – 9:30PM | ESPNU
- Pepperdine/Pacific vs. Gonzaga – 10:00 | ESPN2
- San Diego/Portland vs. St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 12:00AM | ESPN2
- Duke at U*NC – 8:15PM | ESPN
- Soccer:
- MLS:
- Real Salt Lake vs. Toronto FC – 7:30PM | TSN
- San Jose vs. Montreal – 10:00PM | TSN
- Fútbol Mexicano:
- León vs. América – 8:00PM | Univision
- Guadalajara vs. Toluca – 10:00 PM | Univision
- MLS:
Enjoy your evening. BEERGUYROB IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR BAD CARDS OR DECISIONS!
At the bar, which looks like a Duck Dynasty cosplay convention.
You could just as easily be in a shitty, redneck dive bar as you could be in a high-end gastropub. These are strange times.
Fucking white people, amirite?
At least the rednecks are openly racist.
The only way to tell the difference between it and a hipster convention is camo, right?
I hope so!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR0K0mmm6R4
wait, wut?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/e7df7baa0c7a181fed28ee1a5e1a3725/tumblr_om4jndTEyK1sf4qp1o1_400.gif
Can’t decide which would be wierder: real wolf or stuffed wolf
Stuffed. At least with the real wolf you could hope it might snap and maul her.
4 years later, I finally play The Last of Us. That ended up being a dark ass game. Wonder if I should actually give the Uncharted games a shot now.
They’re pretty decent overall. Stories are standard adventure fare. I’m the reverse, Last of Us is waiting for me to start.
I went the 360/One route, so I grabbed the PS Now thing for a few months to burn through some of the exclusives. Last of Us was very good. Decent game, but very good story.
The Last Of Us is definitely one of my favorite games of all time. But Uncharted 2 may still be the best game I ever played.
This Gonzaga mob will be the first 1 seed to lose to a 16.
That’d be delightful.
Considering what Gonzaga-ing was, I could totally see it.
It will only be memorable until they expand the tournament; then a 1 seed will NEVER lose to a 1024 seed
Attention! Horatio was been approved. I repeat: Horatio has been approved.
More importantly, was his locker?
“Says who?”
-Horatio’s Wife
Writing break. Did a convenient whereever-they-were-sized meteor hit the JV wood football game?
I am disappoint yet again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYuBYlO49Gg
Their “Why Worry” is really nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhmkZ5yp8w4
http://www.buffablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/harris-emmylou-50f5fc03e52e6.jpg
That song always hits home for me.
As a high school loser (never made it with a lady til the boys told me somethin I missed), I wore out “Brothers in Arms”
My dad would play Knopfler constantly on the stereo when I was a kid. It was just normal music for me. The kinda thing where when I delved into the music on my own and realized I had heard it all before. It really threw me through a loop when I realized he played the soundtrack for the Princess Bride, which is incidentally one of my favorite movies. He’s done it all. This song never misses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMwcGPjYAIk
Gotta say Emmylou Harris is doing it for me here.
Speaking of suicide, Soundgarden’s most underrated piece of work:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuJ0sP57ywU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mUfOs-CTCw
Huzzah FOAR chemicals!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1fFMzu31p8
Bored at work and already tired with 9 hours to go. Good thing I’ve got this unabridged copy of Tolstoy to help keep me awake and attentsssnoooorrrrrrreeeeeee.
Ah I feel your pain. Working the weekend sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itt0rALeHE8
I don’t know what the fuck I’m thinking when I pick out books sometimes. Just because I want to read something doesn’t mean I’ll actually be able to get through it in the middle of the night.
I just picked this up the other day. I’m afraid to start it.
everyone is an alcoholic. half commit suicide. THE END.
Oh dear.
I actually dug the shit out of Dostoevsky in high school, did my English projects on his stuff when I could. But that’s what they all generally boil down to.
Yes I only self-identify with one of those themes.
Fear not— identifying with one will inevitably lead to the other. It’s a fun dance.
You know, or so I’m told.
http://i.imgur.com/3VZahXN.jpg
What a day, the old Black Dog of Depression was hot on my trail. Guh. And now my house has been taken over by a bunch of 11 year old assheads.
Time to bust out the home movies of your children being born, to cool those 11 year olds’ jets some
http://www.gretchenrubin.com/tfiles/happiness_project/6a00d8341c5aa953ef0162ffaa5b34970d.jpg
yeah, my self-hatred has been at a 9 or 10 every day this year. Know whatcha mean, dude. One foot in front of the other. Somebody got to take care of the cat(s) and/or dog(s) right??
Sorry to hear it. Mine has been coming and going. We’re here for you.
Yet another Bettman point. The Metro is insanely inflated right now.
THIS DUKE UNC GAME, I CALL IT A BAD CARD AT THE COLOSSEUM IN ANCIENT ROME, I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO DIE SO I CAN GO HOME ALREADY
So you’d give it the thumbs down?
Double thumbs down. I hate both schools equally. Fuck those rich, elite, well heeled cocksuckers. Fuck ’em in the ear.
Without even wetting it first.
http://media.tumblr.com/879ab260c518d7e22bc9145fb814e9d6/tumblr_inline_mjk3wzWTtD1qz4rgp.gif
Never go wrong with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpfudOZ_pjU
Mad theology in tonight’s sermon (5 o’clock mass means sleepy in sundays). Sky Pilot was talkin’ bout God and his will, blah, blah, blah.
So if God is perfect, and all things were hunky dory when he was hanging out solo. Why in hell did he create humans?
It’s like this: you’re on a desert island with unlimited booze, cigars, drugs, hot babes, and all the DFO guys. Why would you invite your wife along? Or her parents?
Please note, I have not turned into a holy roller, this is the shit that goes through my mind when I’m bored in church. Which is all the time.
https://media.tenor.co/images/edb6dd1c4f6ba8040c3a4fae73bed128/raw
You’re goddamn right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN6ZZJ9Cy9g
O schnikes…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-bVutHC-s
Fucking flyers. swear to god.
They’re liquid shit. It brings me great joy.
Also, when is the new season of F is For Family coming back?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnRRV3Cf7jk
Just got back from Arizona at ASU. Pac-12 refs are terrible. Also, ASU missed three practically-uncontested dunks, so they are terrible also.
Weather is turning nice though. So that’s a good thing (until it’s 100 by the end of the month).
Guys it’s so simple: Beric Dondarrion IS Azor Ahai reborn!
http://68.media.tumblr.com/3755d58733eac37c59bcf28574644c8c/tumblr_oc49iuYNSd1unifsbo1_250.gif
is that a real barbie doll?
HAWT ribs
thanks they are from the Salt Lick
http://www.followmefoodie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Salt-Lick-BBQ-July-22-52.jpg
don’t mind if ah do!!
Daaaaaamn
FLAGRANT!! Do it!!!!
“Hit him with the chair!” -Bob Knight
Dayton is having a stinker because they know they coach is leaving to come home to NC State and save us.
http://68.media.tumblr.com/0a07b59a57a862f76c3ee1d0cc1657e8/tumblr_o2jvwz05Rc1qf5do9o1_400.gif
Scoochie coochie
I suppose one has to be real good to outplay that moniker. Perhaps he will become Arch’s grad assistant at State??
Check-in from the So Cal Pub Crawl!
Question: Who does the Wolven-sort root for in a U*NC Duke game?
METEOR (or whoever would be fucked over most by a loss to lose). My teevee box is off.
proviso – in footbaw, one would cheer for Duke. Duke footbaw, like ND basketball, is fairly close to neutral. U*NC is fucking evil in all things.
Have a couple these waiting for me at home:
https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/28178/77708/
Looks delicious.
http://blog.chron.com/tubular/files/2015/01/agent-dale-cooper-twin-peaks.gif
Sorry
I can’t even find the “Join A Poker Club” button…
See the three dots on the right side? Click that and then choose “home games”
Worst. Handjob. Ever.
That option doesn’t exist. Is it because I’m on a phone?
Yup. Phone works for random games but not home games.
http://thumbnails111.imagebam.com/38210/a9b9e2382090644.jpg
also, I made mah juice to the new Cloud Nothings album. It solid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3egUpImUNGk
I angrily responded to your draft comment on the lesser footy thread.
OK, it wasn’t angrily.
oh I shld go back and read
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Fv_pHN3YhYs/UnExNPoa7aI/AAAAAAAAKNs/nf087yQ0NlQ/s400/Crazy+Russian+people+2.gif
there are now 3 folks in the poker room. I shall be ready to play in 5. ENTER NOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UcbPRm7gI4
Squeeze is the fuckin’ tits, man…
I know right?
This rivalry would get much less attention if it was called “The Smokes Street Toss about”.
there are Tossers everywhere, fo sho
OK, Imma go eat dinner. Soon after I will be available in Poker for you to take my fake moneh.
How do I play by phone?
Can’t for the home games. 🙁
Shucks.
I thought it was ONLY by phone.
I’m going to stay logged in at the poker game for all eternity. I’ll make 12,500 chips every four hours, never play and be fake rich in no time!
You do have to actually click on the Cashier, but otherwise solid plan.
Done and done!
OK, I joined your stupid poker club.
Hey, why didn’t someone tell me UNC and Duke were playing tonight? You’d think ESPN might have mentioned that at least once or twice.
First team to 10: ‘*NC or Duke?
WHO YA GOT?
/Gimme duke
I want whatever result puts the smug cocksuckers in the same ACCT bracket so they can’t meet in the finals. Beyond that, I could give a tin shit.
Yep, fuck ’em both, let God sort it out.
fuck KS. I’mma go make some blood orange juice. CHUH CHUH
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the guy who approves everyone is on pub crawl 2nite tho
That’s balls.
Balls indeed.
Another time then.
You should still sign up and start capturing free chips every X hours so you can afford to call Seamus’s shit bets once Balls approves you.
3 hours earlier there tho….might be done soon mebbe and…..
Shit, wait….wrong way. No wonder I always get jet lag when I don’t expect it.
Yes, I can confirm that the crawl is still ongoing.
Jerks.
Deets here: https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/2017/02/27/dfo-poker-club-announcement/
I’ll approve you when i get home.
I wish this game would go into like 12 OT’s so no one would have to be subjected to the atrocity sched’d for 8pm.
Also…… Go Meteor!!!
(small meteor tho plz…don’t kill me n Hippo n junk)
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/2966915/meteor-crash-o.gif
suicide bomber would also be TOTES ok
/owns a vest
//doesn’t own explosives…as far as you know
alluah akbar!! /ppl forget that
Also, did ya notice not one person (unless it was late) even tried to answer my Pop Quiz? Tell ’em Hippo (but be careful on the arena….that was a trick question….ain’t what it looks like)
mah brain hurts, sorry
Cornbread Maxwell (UNC-C ’77 FF) in the Omni. But the angle of the photo makes it look like Reynolds.
I’d have answered but that would mean turning off lurker mode
also, speak for self, a quick meteor death sounds fucking GREAT to me
hahaha….I was kinda waiting for that response.
The Ice Bombers are taking it to the Ice Donks, then again everyone does.
Ha!!! I made a mention of those poor bastards (ie…remember when they used to be good) a couple weeks ago.
Honestly, when I was in AZ, I hate them and the Stars bcuz I was loyal to the ‘Yotes at that point (in addition to childhood fandom re: Caps).
Oh how times have changed. Except that the ‘Yotes do still suck.
Well, you read my article on the Ice Bombers, it is all my hometown has. They are so promising, but so young (Laine, Morrissey, Trouba, Ehlers, Scheif etc)
we playin’ or no??
Yes, but probably at least an hour for me before I can get in (giggity).
Finally fixed ancient bathtub faucet, win.
Finding decent fitting work pants for someone my size in this errya, fail.
I’ll take the win. The pants is an ongoing lost cause.
what, yer under 350 lbs??
What is he, one a them veegins?
that qualifies FOAR probable anorexia in WI, methinks
Nah I have eating habits that would kill most people. My metabolism is epic.
I had that!!! Then I turned 22. Fucking dick.
140. 30×30 just doesn’t happen much.
What’s the game in the poker room? If it’s anything more exotic than 5 card stud/draw, I’m out…
Mostly Hold ’em.
Occasionally 7 card for a change of pace.
Usually starts up around 10ish eastern.
Also, there is a five card table set up, but the hold ’em seems to be where everyone congregates. But I don’t think anyone would be opposed to some five card if that’s your thing.
That’s just it. I’d like to be able to help fill a table, but don’t want to fuck up the game because I don’t know what I’m doing.
I’ve never played much poker to be honest, but it was always five card when I did. The hold ’em is not a difficult adjustment from that. 7 card, on the other hand, is a pain in my ass and takes me forever to get used to….ugh.
Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if we did five card some anyway. Kinda miss it.
You son of a…..
Didn’t see that on the first read thru.
Umm…I meant it as you saying “Fuck you!” to both teams.
oh
Well yeah, that’s different…hehehe.
Carry on.
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/wfa.gif
And Rob….there were plentiful .38 Special songs you could have used.
Ugh…do I gotta re-teach you how to redneck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V7ggi1T1Tw
I wanted a song with “Saturday” in it. The header is a lyric.
As an edumacator, I’m more than familiar with .38 Special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL46rSUXW1k
OK fine, you get a pass on that one too.
I think Imma just go sit in the corner and get crunk.
(sigh)
Y’know, keeping me honest is never a bad idea.
Tilly: All In
Yeah she is.
Go Ice BOMBERS beat the Ice Donks!!!
I like that I don’t have to hunt the game down wayyyyyyyyy up the dial.
Restaurant festival here this week. Set menus at 90 restos for 25-35 bucks. No groceries for the Colas this week! Picked a resto with tvs tonight so I can watch as the Ice Stamps dont play!