I Watched It So You Didn’t Have To: Santa Girl

Wakezilla - December 19, 2019December 19, 2019

Welcome back to DFO’s Annual Christmas movies review. This feature is where one of us poor bastards watches a Christmas movie and summarizes it for you, so you can go for a snooze or drink more booze when your significant other forces you to watch the movie. Today’s Christmas movie

Your Suspiciously Quiet Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

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NFL News: The trade deadline was 4:00PM ET today, so apologies if I didn't catch everything before I went to work: (unless noted, all draft picks are for the 2019 draft) Packer GM Aaron Rodgers Brian Gutekunst sent Ty Montgomery to the Ravens for a GTFO 7th-round pick. DeMaryius Thomas

Your Eastern Conference Semi-Final Preview & Saturday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - April 28, 2018April 27, 2018

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YEE-HAW! The second round started Thursday night, but with the NFL Draft getting in the way, there seemed no place for discussion. So, while the Games 2 are underway, we shall discuss as if nothing has happened & the Capitals are really not really laying another trap for their opponent. Pittsburgh

Your “Whaddya Mean I Gotta Pay Extra For Butter?!” Monday Evening Open Thread

DFOing Good

Beerguyrob - March 5, 2018March 5, 2018

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NFL News: Antonio Cromartie has announced his retirement. It'll be easier to go on the lam from child support that way, now that potential claimants don't know where he'll be 16 Sundays of the year. In the "DEAR GOD - NO!" department, for its new Thursday Night broadcasts, FOX is

Your “Who’s Stupider – The Coach Who Benches A Player, or The GM Who Discounts the Patriots?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - December 28, 2017December 28, 2017

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NFL News: James Harrison signed with the Patriots a couple of days ago. And many former teammates will not stop bitching about it. This makes it either: A heel turn of the "Andre joins the Heenan Family" variety; A heel turn of the "Hogan joins the NWO" variety; or A

Your “Magic of the Melancholy Tear In Your Eye” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Open Threads

Beerguyrob - July 22, 2017July 22, 2017

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I realize it's splitting hairs, given their mild similarities, but I love Tom Waits, and absolutely fucking hate Leonard Cohen. This was a fightable point last year when Cohen died, and I gave wet farts about his legacy. I grant that people are entitled to hold their wrong opinions, but

Your “Playin’ Poker on a Losin’ Night” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - March 4, 2017March 4, 2017

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Hey everyone, it's a 38 calibre Saturday night. I went & saw "Logan" on Friday. It is every bit as good as you have heard.The reviews are fairly accurate about what to expect: action, calm, action, calm... It was less gory than most "Friday the 13th" movies, and in terms of violence

I Need to Talk About “Doctor Strange”

Beerguyrob - November 5, 2016November 5, 2016

So, I saw "Doctor Strange" Friday afternoon. I almost didn't. There were two of these sitting behind me They wouldn't shut up during the whole 20 minutes of previews. Fine, I thought, it's just previews. I can YouTube that shit later. It was stuff I'd see, like "Logan", "Guardians 2", and "Rogue