In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday….. It’s actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.
OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now….I’ll wait….. jerk.
But I’m actually very serious, truth be told. I mean don’t get me wrong. A lass who possesses….let’s call it “outward physical attributes which most American males find attractive“…. is great and all. But if I can’t talk to her, if we can’t have a conversation….? Then what’s the point?
Yep, that never works. Always much better if she’s got a brain and actually has some interests, even if they are nerdy. Though the nerdy girls are not without their own quirks, of course.
But yes, in honor of my preference for a gal I can talk to, even one who can be a little nerdy at times….. we’re doing Sexy Nerdy Girls this week. What does that mean exactly? I’ll tell ya later.
(pssst….but it’s pretty much exactly what you think it is)
No, not this…..
More like this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24muFMpkHa0
And a couple of the ladies from that compilation even made their way into our All-Star review below. What a coincidence….?
Nah….probably not coincidence exactly.
How’s About Some Nerdy Musical Selections?
Obligatory…..
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For The Sports Nerd In You
NHL
Did you see what the Pens did last night? I mean holy hell, they barely broke a sweat. Truth is, I turned it off after the first period. I kept up with the score via notifications, but I had important TV to catch up on.
But yeah, home ice has been the tonic thus far. Sorry Preds, that ends on Sunday….Pens will take the repeat, in six, on the road.
Game Six – Yinz @ Nash – Sunday, June 11, 8pmEDT – NBC (PIT 3-2)
NBA
Hey….remember back when I predicted Cavs in seven? No? Well good, never mind then.
Golden State has dominated, and this shit is gonna be over tonight probably. Cleveland can talk all the rah rah they want at this point but….no. It would take a major effort for them not to go out at home tonight unless the Warriors mail it in. We’ll see.
Kevin Durant….great acquisition, or greatest acquisition? Discuss.
Game Four – GSW @ CLE – Friday, June 9, 9pmEDT – ABC (GSW 3-0)
MLB
If the playoffs started today….
….there would be a lot of undeserving teams in. Aside from Houston, Washington, and the whole flipping of the NL West (check you out, Colorado), 2017 has thus far been about the most boring and lackluster season I can remember. There has been some terrible baseball played. The rest of the summer is going to be torture if this keeps up.
Oh, and of course the All-Star game talk has begun to pick up. Here’s your ballot, if you’re interested.
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Sexy Nerdy Girls
For our purposes here this evening, what constitutes a Sexy Nerdy Girl? Who gets to decide if she is? Well as with most things, that’s in the eye of the beholder. Who gets to behold here?
Me, that’s who. If you want a voice, then add it in the comments.
But here’s the general guidelines….
- Nerdy gamer girl? Check.
- Nerdy comics/cosplay girl? Check.
- Dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl? LOL, wtf do you think???? Double Check.
- Scantily clad in glasses and looks like a librarian with….let’s say “fetishes”…? Mega Check.
Anywhoooooo….hopefully I’ve given you a nice variety.
Enjoy…….
Fun fact: I own this same Batman t-shirt and am wearing it right now as I type this. Yes, it looks much better on her than on me….
Hmmmmmm…..that seems like a weird one to end on. Random photo upload stuck that one in the end (giggity). Let’s find a different “less weird” one to close out on, shall we?
There we go. Well, it’s a little less weird at least. Plus she’s very kinda perrty (alert readers might remember her, btw). But yes, I think this is a good one to end on. I need to do laundry anyway. Thank you for the reminder, dear.
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A Nerdy tWBS Photo
I like bugs as much as I like flowers, btw. I am a nerd.
This shy li’l fella is an Assassin Bug (Reduviidae) from two summers ago who was trying to evade my camera by hiding behind a tiki torch. Seriously.
He might look nerdy, but in the bug world this guy is a major badass…
Predatory Reduviidae use the long rostrum to inject a lethal saliva that liquefies the insides of the prey, which are then sucked out. The saliva contains enzymes that digest the tissues they swallow. This process is generally referred to as extraoral digestion.[2] The saliva is commonly effective at killing prey substantially larger than the bug itself.
That’s right. So look out, bug jocks. This little nerd is gunning for ya.
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Alrighty then, that’s about it I guess. Go find a nerdy girl and show her some love.
Love ya’s.
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holy shit, this might legitimately the first time in 20 years I’ve seen a far side comic for the first time lol
Douglas Aircraft, Long Beach CA, 1942
4×5 Kodachrome
Alfred Palmer/OWI
so… can someone explain the uk election to me?
Limeys voted, and something happened as a result.
which means……..
i’m serious, i don’t know shit about the parties or which one sucks the most
Possibly my favorite Monty Python sketch.
This week in Nice Shirt.
Belle Thorne
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G0stojwYjI&ab_channel=BoBalderson
Hey, Louie Anderson is on Colbert. And not dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iticaveQk
http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfzb31otDN1qgbabho1_500.gif
DEAR LORD THEY KEEP SINGING STOP REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EXTRACTION STOP WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER FUCKING SONG WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AAAAHHHHHH STOP
just do the south park chinpokon method: pretend to be into it, kids will lose interest.
DISCLAIMER do not try this method with my little pony, it will have unintended side effects, such as friendship and magic
SENDING AIRSTRIKE YOUR COORDINATES OVER
also, sheamus, i’m at zee poker tables, i give you a peace offering:
TRAPPED AT IN-LAWS WATCHING SOMETHING CALL MONSTER HIGH STOP SHOW IS COMPLETELY INANE STOP SEND ALCOHOL AND OPIATES IMMEDIATELY STOP
evening all, once again i find myself worrying if the sexy content i post is stolen from sheamus.
aw well, better out than in..
shit… i mean…. uh…
You are the least of it; post on.
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05162003
So Sierra Nevada does this thing where they team up with various small breweries and then release the combined product. This year they sent out a 12-pack of different combos. I just grabbed something called ‘Thai-Style Iced Tea’ and I am frankly terrified.
The Ginger Lager a couple of nights ago was so bad I dumped it.
It’s not good.
Reminds me of Denis Leary’s bit on beer-flavored beer/coffee-flavored coffee.
Who did he steal that one from?
I think that one is actually his. Rare.
Judging by the social media, even with Cleveland winning there will be angry rioting, and someone broke out the steel chairs. Accuracy?
Why do all NBA officials look like pedophiles in training?
Yeah. “Look like”
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The Blasters, ‘Just Another Sunday’
My personal favorite from them, but your mileage may vary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYxnJvmsSw
Needz moar likez!
Meow
He meant to do that
Oh dear.
Poker might have to wait.
I mean….never mind.
If Golden State wins tonight, Cleveland is going to burn.
So everyone in Northern Ohio, the Erie, PA region and NW NY State should probably evacuate now, because with all the pollution, that fire is going to spread like crazy.
http://theperfectlyhappyman.com/uploads/great-lakes-burning-river-pale-ale.jpg
Seems appropriate.
I refuse to watch any of this “pro wrestling passed off as basketball” shit, but I LOVE a massive civic disturbance.
Heeeey ladies.
O AND HE CLASSY THO.
NEEEERRRRRRRRRRD
I would do bad things to that girl.
Like not tell her I’m a hemophiliac right before she sucks all my blood.
Baby Vamp: Hello? I asked you to stop calling me.
Horatio: I know, but I just got back from the clinic and….
Oh if I had a dollar for every conversation I had with a woman that started with me saying “I just got back from the clinic and….”
Not sure if anyone has been to a House of Blues before but it’s basically ALL standing room only. I just got in talked to a security guy and told him my knee histories. I’ve got a front row seat in the VIP area center stage with waitress service.
Fucking sweet.
The Blasters if you’re wondering.
I’ll say 24 minutes before Dave punches Phil in the face. Over/Under, which one ya got?
Dave’s just jealous.
I didn’t even realize that they still toured. Just looked them up and they have three dates in September near me.
And I already have tickets to X’s 40th anniversary tour show in September.
Looks like this fall is gonna be a geriatric rock festival for this guy!
/falls over, breaks hip
It was fun as fuck, once I figured out the logistics.
I love X as well.
Good old fashioned LA punk shit.
This may be my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQaoNRi3o3A
Cops on the court! We may be getting Malice II tonight.
But the ad said at least they’re not Detroit!
oh, and Hippo had judgmental middle-aged white guy thoughts about teh NBA run through his head. Good thing I have the “voted FOAR Obama 4 muthafuckin’ times!!” card to play.
Poor fingering technique, 2/10 would not listen.
Willing to teach.
I’d bet she’d be a keen student.
Selena Gomez had a slight error in her choice of clothing NSFW
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Hey, at least Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals finally won a game tonight. I know all were worried and can now breathe again, da?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNB-CLcEFRA
Once my wife and I went to a strip bar and met a girl “named” Candy.
But that’s a story for another time…
was the topic of Sister Wives broached??
More like Sister “One-Night Stand Get Your Breakfast Down The Road This Ain’t Ihop” kinda thing.
You may have read about it my autobiography “Dear Penthouse Forum, I Never Believed Your Stories Were True But…”
YOU BASTARD!!!!!
/am jelly
Jelly was involved now that I think of it.
/OK, now I’m just outright lying.
They forgot who the Technical was on?
You got one job to do Scoring Table. ONE JOB!
http://31.media.tumblr.com/cb17e7a483d99120027b0dc508844fec/tumblr_mvap87TyoX1r1qsedo2_250.gif
NBA Finals Referees: “You’re ejected from the game!”
2015 Referees in CIN-PIT Playoff Game: “We can do that?”
Without watching… Draymond?
Yup, but it was false alarm.*
* Commish said to keep him in.
May I see your ID?
She’s been a MET-art model for years.
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ttp://www.sexynudez.com/sexy-nudes/met-art/redhead-girl-stripping-naked-in-the-kitchen/redhead-girl-stripping-naked-in-the-kitchen-11.jpg
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You do a whole TGISF on nerdy girls, and NO Felicia Day? smgdh…
(Not NSFDFO, just large)
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Just like most of us.
And when I do a theme, I intentionally don’t try to find any particular person. If they pop up that’s fine, but if not…… That’s why I’ve got you guys….to fill in my blanks.
Wait……
1. I totally have a glasses fetish
2. This table of 10 meatheads and plastic women came to the restaurant and are dicks obviously and then the pull out their own bottle of Fireball for shots. Upon asking them to leave all hell broke loose.
So, assholes AND savages. Doing shots with your bottle at a rest. is zero civility.
So how much ass did you beat? Is the answer ALL DA ASS??
Cleveland-Golden State is starting to get a Steelers-Bengals Wild Card Game vibe…
Cheap shots for some, we gon dranks for others?
Questionable hits. Teams getting upset. Opponents jawing and refs apparently okay with it.
Sun’s out