TGISF…aka “Better A Nerd Than One Of The Herd” Sexy Friday Open Thread

In spite of how it might sometimes appear around here, you know at around 7pm Eastern each Friday…..   It’s actually a fact that I prefer the company of a woman who is intelligent.

OK Vlad, you can stop laughing any time now….I’ll wait…..  jerk.

But I’m actually very serious, truth be told.  I mean don’t get me wrong.  A lass who possesses….let’s call it “outward physical attributes which most American males find attractive“…. is great and all.  But if I can’t talk to her, if we can’t have a conversation….?  Then what’s the point?

Yep, that never works.  Always much better if she’s got a brain and actually has some interests, even if they are nerdy.  Though the nerdy girls are not without their own quirks, of course.

But yes, in honor of my preference for a gal I can talk to, even one who can be a little nerdy at times….. we’re doing Sexy Nerdy Girls this week.  What does that mean exactly?  I’ll tell ya later.

(pssst….but it’s pretty much exactly what you think it is)

No, not this…..

 

More like this….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24muFMpkHa0

And a couple of the ladies from that compilation even made their way into our All-Star review below.  What a coincidence….?

Nah….probably not coincidence exactly.

How’s About Some Nerdy Musical Selections?

Obligatory…..

For The Sports Nerd In You

NHL

Did you see what the Pens did last night?  I mean holy hell, they barely broke a sweat.  Truth is, I turned it off after the first period.  I kept up with the score via notifications, but I had important TV to catch up on.

But yeah, home ice has been the tonic thus far.  Sorry Preds, that ends on Sunday….Pens will take the repeat, in six, on the road.

Game Six – Yinz @ Nash – Sunday, June 11, 8pmEDT – NBC (PIT 3-2)

 

NBA

Hey….remember back when I predicted Cavs in seven?  No?  Well good, never mind then.

Golden State has dominated, and this shit is gonna be over tonight probably.  Cleveland can talk all the rah rah they want at this point but….no.  It would take a major effort for them not to go out at home tonight unless the Warriors mail it in.  We’ll see.

Kevin Durant….great acquisition, or greatest acquisition?  Discuss.

Game Four – GSW @ CLE – Friday, June 9, 9pmEDT – ABC (GSW 3-0)

 

MLB

If the playoffs started today….

….there would be a lot of undeserving teams in.  Aside from Houston, Washington, and the whole flipping of the NL West (check you out, Colorado), 2017 has thus far been about the most boring and lackluster season I can remember.  There has been some terrible baseball played.  The rest of the summer is going to be torture if this keeps up.

Oh, and of course the All-Star game talk has begun to pick up.  Here’s your ballot, if you’re interested.

Standings

Friday Schedule

 

Sexy Nerdy Girls

For our purposes here this evening, what constitutes a Sexy Nerdy Girl?  Who gets to decide if she is?  Well as with most things, that’s in the eye of the beholder.  Who gets to behold here?

Me, that’s who.  If you want a voice, then add it in the comments.

But here’s the general guidelines….

  • Nerdy gamer girl? Check.
  • Nerdy comics/cosplay girl?  Check.
  • Dressed like a Catholic schoolgirl?  LOL, wtf do you think????  Double Check.
  • Scantily clad in glasses and looks like a librarian with….let’s say “fetishes”…?  Mega Check.

Anywhoooooo….hopefully I’ve given you a nice variety.

Enjoy…….

 

Fun fact:  I own this same Batman t-shirt and am wearing it right now as I type this.  Yes, it looks much better on her than on me….

Hmmmmmm…..that seems like a weird one to end on.  Random photo upload stuck that one in the end (giggity).  Let’s find a different “less weird” one to close out on, shall we?

There we go.  Well, it’s a little less weird at least.  Plus she’s very kinda perrty (alert readers might remember her, btw).  But yes, I think this is a good one to end on.  I need to do laundry anyway.  Thank you for the reminder, dear.

A Nerdy tWBS Photo

I like bugs as much as I like flowers, btw.  I am a nerd.

This shy li’l fella is an Assassin Bug (Reduviidae) from two summers ago who was trying to evade my camera by hiding behind a tiki torch.  Seriously.

– The Shy Assassin –

He might look nerdy, but in the bug world this guy is a major badass…

Predatory Reduviidae use the long rostrum to inject a lethal saliva that liquefies the insides of the prey, which are then sucked out. The saliva contains enzymes that digest the tissues they swallow. This process is generally referred to as extraoral digestion.[2] The saliva is commonly effective at killing prey substantially larger than the bug itself.

That’s right.  So look out, bug jocks.  This little nerd is gunning for ya.

Alrighty then, that’s about it I guess.  Go find a nerdy girl and show her some love.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Brocky

holy shit, this might legitimately the first time in 20 years I’ve seen a far side comic for the first time lol

Brick Meathook

Douglas Aircraft, Long Beach CA, 1942
4×5 Kodachrome
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Alfred Palmer/OWI

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Brocky

so… can someone explain the uk election to me?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Limeys voted, and something happened as a result.

Brocky

which means……..

i’m serious, i don’t know shit about the parties or which one sucks the most

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Possibly my favorite Monty Python sketch.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This week in Nice Shirt.

Belle Thorne

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Senor Weaselo

Hey, Louie Anderson is on Colbert. And not dead.

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WCS

DEAR LORD THEY KEEP SINGING STOP REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EXTRACTION STOP WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER FUCKING SONG WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AAAAHHHHHH STOP

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

just do the south park chinpokon method: pretend to be into it, kids will lose interest.

DISCLAIMER do not try this method with my little pony, it will have unintended side effects, such as friendship and magic

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

SENDING AIRSTRIKE YOUR COORDINATES OVER

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Brocky

also, sheamus, i’m at zee poker tables, i give you a peace offering:

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WCS

TRAPPED AT IN-LAWS WATCHING SOMETHING CALL MONSTER HIGH STOP SHOW IS COMPLETELY INANE STOP SEND ALCOHOL AND OPIATES IMMEDIATELY STOP

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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Brocky

evening all, once again i find myself worrying if the sexy content i post is stolen from sheamus.

aw well, better out than in..

shit… i mean…. uh…

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You are the least of it; post on.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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herodotus450
Horatio Cornblower

So Sierra Nevada does this thing where they team up with various small breweries and then release the combined product. This year they sent out a 12-pack of different combos. I just grabbed something called ‘Thai-Style Iced Tea’ and I am frankly terrified.

The Ginger Lager a couple of nights ago was so bad I dumped it.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s not good.

Shogun Marcus

Reminds me of Denis Leary’s bit on beer-flavored beer/coffee-flavored coffee.

Horatio Cornblower

Who did he steal that one from?

Shogun Marcus

I think that one is actually his. Rare.

Senor Weaselo

Judging by the social media, even with Cleveland winning there will be angry rioting, and someone broke out the steel chairs. Accuracy?

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah. “Look like”

WCS

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herodotus450

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Unsurprised

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Horatio Cornblower

The Blasters, ‘Just Another Sunday’

My personal favorite from them, but your mileage may vary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYxnJvmsSw

laserguru

Needz moar likez!

Unsurprised

Meow
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Horatio Cornblower

He meant to do that

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Redshirt

If Golden State wins tonight, Cleveland is going to burn.

So everyone in Northern Ohio, the Erie, PA region and NW NY State should probably evacuate now, because with all the pollution, that fire is going to spread like crazy.

WCS
King Hippo

I refuse to watch any of this “pro wrestling passed off as basketball” shit, but I LOVE a massive civic disturbance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Heeeey ladies.

Shogun Marcus

O AND HE CLASSY THO.

Unsurprised

NEEEERRRRRRRRRRD
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Horatio Cornblower

I would do bad things to that girl.

Like not tell her I’m a hemophiliac right before she sucks all my blood.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh if I had a dollar for every conversation I had with a woman that started with me saying “I just got back from the clinic and….”

laserguru

Not sure if anyone has been to a House of Blues before but it’s basically ALL standing room only. I just got in talked to a security guy and told him my knee histories. I’ve got a front row seat in the VIP area center stage with waitress service.

Fucking sweet.

The Blasters if you’re wondering.

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll say 24 minutes before Dave punches Phil in the face. Over/Under, which one ya got?

laserguru

Dave’s just jealous.

Horatio Cornblower

I didn’t even realize that they still toured. Just looked them up and they have three dates in September near me.

And I already have tickets to X’s 40th anniversary tour show in September.

Looks like this fall is gonna be a geriatric rock festival for this guy!
/falls over, breaks hip

laserguru

It was fun as fuck, once I figured out the logistics.

I love X as well.

Good old fashioned LA punk shit.

This may be my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQaoNRi3o3A

Redshirt

Cops on the court! We may be getting Malice II tonight.

Senor Weaselo

But the ad said at least they’re not Detroit!
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King Hippo

oh, and Hippo had judgmental middle-aged white guy thoughts about teh NBA run through his head. Good thing I have the “voted FOAR Obama 4 muthafuckin’ times!!” card to play.

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Shogun Marcus

Poor fingering technique, 2/10 would not listen.
Willing to teach.

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I’d bet she’d be a keen student.

Redshirt

Selena Gomez had a slight error in her choice of clothing NSFW

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King Hippo

Hey, at least Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals finally won a game tonight. I know all were worried and can now breathe again, da?

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Horatio Cornblower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNB-CLcEFRA

Once my wife and I went to a strip bar and met a girl “named” Candy.

But that’s a story for another time…

King Hippo

was the topic of Sister Wives broached??

Horatio Cornblower

More like Sister “One-Night Stand Get Your Breakfast Down The Road This Ain’t Ihop” kinda thing.

You may have read about it my autobiography “Dear Penthouse Forum, I Never Believed Your Stories Were True But…”

King Hippo

YOU BASTARD!!!!!

/am jelly

Horatio Cornblower

Jelly was involved now that I think of it.

/OK, now I’m just outright lying.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

They forgot who the Technical was on?

You got one job to do Scoring Table. ONE JOB!

Brick Meathook

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Redshirt

NBA Finals Referees: “You’re ejected from the game!”
2015 Referees in CIN-PIT Playoff Game: “We can do that?”

Senor Weaselo

Without watching… Draymond?

Redshirt

Yup, but it was false alarm.*

* Commish said to keep him in.

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She’s been a MET-art model for years.

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Senor Weaselo

You do a whole TGISF on nerdy girls, and NO Felicia Day? smgdh…
(Not NSFDFO, just large)
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litre_cola

1. I totally have a glasses fetish
2. This table of 10 meatheads and plastic women came to the restaurant and are dicks obviously and then the pull out their own bottle of Fireball for shots. Upon asking them to leave all hell broke loose.

Don T

So, assholes AND savages. Doing shots with your bottle at a rest. is zero civility.

King Hippo

So how much ass did you beat? Is the answer ALL DA ASS??

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Cleveland-Golden State is starting to get a Steelers-Bengals Wild Card Game vibe…

Senor Weaselo

Cheap shots for some, we gon dranks for others?

Redshirt

Questionable hits. Teams getting upset. Opponents jawing and refs apparently okay with it.

Unsurprised

Sun’s out
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