Can’t fool you guys, you’re too smart. Yep, it’s Independence Day weekend. Uncle Sam might not officially turn 241 until Tuesday, but we’re celebrating the whole damned weekend.
So find your beverage of choice, grab your flag (I said FLAG!!!!!!)….and let’s do this.
Sexy, Patriotic, Red, White and Blue Girls is the theme….
Duh. Like I said, you guys are too smart.
More to come….
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My Favorite Patriotic Piece of Music….
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Here, learn something, kid….
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Obligatory….
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Some ‘Murrican Sports
College World Series
Florida sweeps LSU two games to none in the best of three champs series to take their first National Championship.
True, they were the lesser of two evils. But still, fuck off SEC.
MLB
As was so rudely pointed out to me last night (I’m looking at you Mr. Ayo … you’ll get yours, buddy boy), someone who actually knows how to pitch once again stole Ubaldo Jimenez’s uniform last night for the second time in his three starts since returning to the starting rotation. Am I happy he’s had two very quality starts? Of course. Am I convinced he’s figured things out? No freaking way, man. I’ve watched this dude for too long. His problems aren’t physical/mechanical. His problems are between the ears.
Soooo Ubaldo, what happened in the start between those two aforementioned quality starts? Yep, you guessed it. And that’s what will happen next time too. And the time after that. Dude can’t get out of his own way. At least not consistently.
FWIW, I’d love to be wrong. Prove me wrong, Ubaldo.
But it’s not just Ubaldo or Baltimore. Baseball this year, save for a small handful of teams, has just been subpar. Frankly at this point, I’d be fine if they just get to it already once the All-Star Break gets here next week. As in…..start the playoffs right after that…
First four teams to 50 get in. Playoffs over by August. Then Football.
Houston, LAD and AZD (holy shit…Arizona? Really?) are already in. They can go ahead and rest pitching and not worry.
Colorado had the next best shot until they shat the bed this past week. Washington is close but….Oh shit, sorry Washington, I forgot….
Sorry, Trea Turner, Nats’ fans, and also fantasy BB geeks. Someone really should have warned you.
#NCStateShit tends to follow you for life.
Remember this, when an umpire called you out (when you were clearly safe) without even looking at the play?
C’mon Trea, you know better. You’re screwed, Pal.
Anyway….
Tonight:
- NYY at Houston – 8:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- Washington at St. Louis – 8:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- Colorado at Arizona – 10:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
- LAD at San Diego – 10:00pmEDT – MLBN (regional split)
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America the Sexy
(Disclaimer: Some of the girls may not technically be Americans…but they dressed the part so we’re giving them a “work” visa)
Looks like she’s outta here.
I guess I am too, almost.
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Couple years ago, I studied for a coupla weeks leading up to the 4th, learning different techniques for photo’ing fireworks. These were some of the results….
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Have a safe and happy holiday weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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Close enough
https://photogallery.indiatimes.com/photo/30716937.cms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3GQverRiQ
I can only assume Amy Anderssen repping Jamaal Magloire
She seems nice
She would skin a deer then fuck you if she was so inclined, she would politely ask first though.
As long as those are all porn metaphors, then yes.
http://www.blankexit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Random-Evil-chuauwah.jpg
I do not see this as beneficial in any way
I also hate being inflexible.
Good ole Canadian girl wearing Canadian colours
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https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/4e3160C-2XliN_Hj2GFv0S_27A9VzwZ-ZpCmytmAxXpiIlIwsamkBGKw5qmHyPLOi3uvn1hdAAFDhw=w198-h121-no
I see Moose is feeling cheeky tonight
Ugh, I know I should have planned ahead and done this sooner, but Rockies tickets for Monday are expensive AF and in short supply. I recognize those things are related and it’s my own damn fault but bah.
http://cinemphatic.tumblr.com/post/144788649736/paper-moon-1973-l%C3%A9on-the-professional-1994
I’m done for the night.
Damn nice way to go
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Bravo. Like Bravo as fuck!!!!
Wow
BOOOIIIINGGGG!!!!!!
God. Damn.
The top one is perfect.
Went mini golfing tonight for the first time in forever. Good times.
Did Lady BFC enjoy the date?
Indeed, even though I didn’t let her win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzjfrdcN1Z8&ab_channel=DannyMatteson
What, no sexy Friday love for Canada day?
na, i’d rather stay
how the fuck you doing boys?
I have zero excitement for this weekend because i am at the age where apparently no one can be relied upon for any social gathering, and i have no plans for the holiday!
Like what the fuck, every single acquaintance i have that annually holds a get together of sorts is taking a year off.
i can bring my own beer, but that’s not the point, fucking wednesdays man
besides my first world problems, did our poker tables get axed again?
i need to stop complaining. but seeing as how its basically all that’s keeping me going, i’m in vicious cycle.
fuck i need a drink.
Have a drink then. Plenty of Colorado beer in my fridge I’m willing to share.
There’s a brand new hold ’em table.
Sorry, folks stopped showing up and I forgot to check.
Hold ‘Em table? I too, am prone o sitting at the table while gently cupping me balls.
Unsurprised hears ya
I want to go out to eat somewhere or maybe grab a beer, but I also need to write and in spite of the thought explosion I had an hour ago the desire has faded since I got home.
This is definitely beach weather, but I promised someone I’d watch their place and pets. 🙁
If that’s the pet, you did well.
I wish
Gonna say the same thing I said the last time one of you perverts posted that one….
I think I just came a little.
Something a bit more wholesome.