NFL News:
- The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday.
- A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans is reviewing the NFL’s request for an emergency stay of an injunction issued by a lower court in the Elliott case.
- If the League wins, they can begin enforcement of the suspension immediately.
- If the NFLPA wins, the injunction currently in place allows Elliott to play the whole season.
- A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans is reviewing the NFL’s request for an emergency stay of an injunction issued by a lower court in the Elliott case.
- The League is claiming ticket sales show over 90% capacity for 30 of 32 NFL teams.
- The clear exceptions are the two LA teams.
- Where Todd Gurley is going on radio “begging” fans to come to their game versus the Seahawks this Sunday.
- They also claim a strong secondary market for tickets.
- The clear exceptions are the two LA teams.
- By 2023, Warren Buffett will own 80% of Pilot Flying J, purchasing the majority stake from Jimmy Haslam.
- His Berkshire Hathaway company purchased 38.6% of the company today
- The Haslam family will retain operational control.
- The Browns will stay under Haslam family control.
- His Berkshire Hathaway company purchased 38.6% of the company today
- Josh Norman broke a rib in the [Redacteds} loss to the Chiefs.
Finally, remember fondly that Tom Petty played the halftime of Super Bowl XLII, when the Giants did the world a favour & beat the 18-0 Patriots. Most halftime shows are a greatest hits medley, but this one was the stuff he wanted to play during the one time he’d ever do this. It made the show a little more memorable.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- AL Wild Card:
- Twins at Yankees – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet
- AL Wild Card:
- WWE:
- SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
The Senor has you covered for all your baseball needs. I’ll have a brief hockey preview tomorrow. DFO: HELPING YOU KNOW ENOUGH SO AS TO IGNORE EVERYTHING!
That being said; this is a god damn great Halloween zombie cat shirt.
And all the exhales now.
Congrats Senor.
And with that, I’m off to bed.
Sweet jesus fuck is that game still on?
Quiet, Philistine!
Well Horatio, unless bad things happen, no Betances!
Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!!!
Sorry, sorry!
/Flogs self
Well, I’m not one to judge on something that inspires one to masturbate.
Too many chemicals in the hot tube.
AKA: A Weekend In Lake Erie
You don’t see that everyday… in the majors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrH3XiMR3KA
God I love everything about that scene. Fuck anyone who says Hurt didn’t deserve the Oscar.
I need to start going to the gym.
https://gfycat.com/DisgustingOfficialBelugawhale
Make sure to take your camera.
Of course.
Woot! Finished up HRTN early this week! Doing something fun for October…
Ronnie Mund approves.
Kidnapping the Sandy Claws?
It’s gonna be a HRTN Horror Movie Double-Feature.
One for Hippo.
*Taco Bell Marketing Meeting*
Head Guy: People, we’re losing money on our breakfasts. This is a high volume, low profit margin market but it’s one we need to own. Ideas?
Marketing 1st Year: (snorts HUGE line of cocaine) What if, and hear me out here, we take the costs of the bread completely out of the breakfast sandwich equation?
HG: (snorts huger line of cocaine) The fuck is the matter with you? Then we need to spend money on plates!
M1stY: No, no, no, no. We just overcook the unholy Christ out of the egg and then use that rubbery abomination as the shell!
HG: Holy shit…you are going to be the emperor of this company.
/cut to group laughter scene
//cut to group cocaine scene.
That’s certainly… an image…
But of what?
I was hoping someone here would know.
End of Evangelion finale. I still own this DVD. It’s why I have to tell my neighbors when I move. It also gave us this dandy upbeat suicide serenade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q
The Third Impact in all its glorious insanity:
https://vimeo.com/194440578
Damn, thanks.
Does it matter?
OK, you have a good point there.
The reign of Cthulu?
Crown Royal Apple?
For when you run out of vanilla extract.
So they give you a job and a mortgage?
I was thinking wife, but same difference.
Oh, so mortgage and no house; I get it.
And few if any “jobs”.
Maybe one job to live, one job to pay?
Quite the squirter.
Tinkerbell is the excuse I use when I come home late from the nudie bar.
“No honey, I caught the last showing of Peter Pan, that’s why I’m covered with glitter.”
She’s young enough to be covered in Gary……..
SMRT
‘Oh, good, Jessica Mendoza has chimed in” said no one ever.
Contrary to what Aaron Boone just said Tommy Canle, (or however the fuck he spells it), walks people every fucking time I watch him pitch.
ikeasuicide
You set it up yourself but you never die, because it all keeps falling apart.
He needs a night in the meat tent.
Don’t we all?
No, I didn’t mean the meat holster……..
Whoever first said “Crime doesn’t pay” was a fucking moron.
Slenderman and Son on tour this fall!
Great fucking camera work there Fox. I’m sending you the bill for these shit-stained pants.
ESPN breathes a sigh of relief.
So, Insane Clown Posse is on the Jim Jefferies Show.
There’s a sequence of words I never thought I’d type.
Aaaaaand another moment of exhale.
That’s NOT how you cock block.
Tangentially related to other thread, the combination of most delicious and physically painful to eat candy goes to Goldenburg’s Peanut Chews. A candy so Philly, they put it in the bar code.
“It’s like a battery to the head on a cold day.”
Hahahaha…nice.
So delicious, so pointy.
Robertson’s reaction wins.
Same as mine, frankly.
FRANKS AND BEANS!!!
Ohhhhh…that’s gonna leave a mark.
Thaaaaaat’s a dickshot.
I wonder if he’s start a fight this time.
Hm. Trump went on Fox News and said they’re going to have to wipe out PR’s debts. This should create a fascinating meltdown from the austerity types.
Yes, as evidenced by all the other times his base has been upset or disappointed in any of his actions thus far.
I don’t know that I think of them as his base. More like they see him as a useful idiot, which is odd given that he is least often that particular brand of idiot.
What I meant was, checkout the #MAGA crowd on TWITTERZ. Trump could literally cut the head off a bald eagle, and they’d say the eagle had it coming.
Ah, yes. THey super don’t give a fuck as long as it fits the impossibly broad definition of owning the libs.
Yeah, but did you see how that eagle was dressed?
“Was I supposed to not fuck the Eagle?” – A visibly confused, sated Donald Trump
You just grab em by the pus…uhh…bird…egg…hole?
AMERICA DOESN’T WANT YOU! PAY YOUR RENT!
I posted that idea (not original on one of the threads. Maybe I was wrong. I intended that Wall Streets who took advantage should feel some of that pain.
Oh yeah. I think it’s good. I just want to see all the rich cunts facepalming in their penthouses.
I must eat fresh… *poof* uhh yeah, yeah you must! What? I might be an angel, but Goddamn!
Did this Yanqui pitcher reall only get one out? This is the fucking playoffs don’t they have someone who can fucking pitch?
/Maybe a little cranky without my night chees
Most of their bullpen is doing just fine.
/Please, please, please do not put Betances in.
THIS. ABSOLUTELY THIS.
Counterpoint.
Is that four points?
Her Instagram is a delight.
I remember when this aired, some pervs said that you could see the impression of a clit ring. I couldn’t, but anyway.
I would pay damn good money to see/hear a Disney princess say that in a movie.
Used take Gaelic history with a guy who was a former disney cruise photographer. Apparently there are videos and pics of these princesses doing naughty things and saying stuff like that. It’s what they did late at night on their downtime because they weren’t allowed to drink
Minnesota got TWO safeties in this game?
/may not understand how the scoring works in based ball
they are playing by CFL rules, a field goal and a rouge.
I was hoping a shitty Halloween candy argument was going to erupt; I have failed.
Can we have a good Halloween/in general candy debate? I’m partial to Butterfingers.
Like the taste; but those fuckers will damage your mouth right good.
Snickers all day.
Those don’t count, if you like peanuts at all you like Snickers.
Correct. I do like Watchamacalit when I visit your country
Take out the peanuts and you have a Milky Way.
Candy corn can fuck off. It can take those shitty orange and black wrapped taffy/nougat things with “peanut butter” in the middle with it.
Oh that reminds me…Reese’s used to have this one which was like a milky way, but the fluffy shit in the middle was PB flavored. I loved those things. But apparently I was the only one because the quit making them. Dicks.
Charleston Chew motherfuckers.
Frozen!
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
Have not had, will find.
Find?! I’ll send you some!
I don’t remember seeing them here in Colorado; are they a regional thing? I’m probably missing them.
PB Max?
I wanna say Reese’s Puffs, but I could be mistaken.
Puffs are the cereal. Fastbreak?
What the fuck? I hate candycorn too, but will take some some when there is a bowl out. I just need to burn down the fucking factory; only solution.
Like Lewis Black said, there is no factory. It was all made once and just gets collected and rebagged.
Candy? Much too sweet for me. I do have all these pictures of cakes though.
I impulse bought the Snickers fun-size variety pack the other day. They will not last until Halloween.
They may not last until next week.
Some wrappers were found in your intestines.
Apparently, a soccer stadium in Russia didn’t have the minimum capacity for a World Cup match, so the Rooskies improvised:
I am sure all safety and environmental precautions were followed.
Only the most strenuous!
Da, comrade!
IN RUSSIA SOCCER STADIUM TRAMPLE YOU!!
In Soviet Russia stadium watches YOU … masturbate.
Damn it.
http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1900/62eaf/products/140551/images/143507/AUG131939__79211.1409515876.1280.1280.jpg?c=2
Snoogins.
That should be a quick, efficient collapse.
That entire dugout is probably on some kind of bovine growth hormone (except maybe Torreyes) and I no longer care!
Business picked up!
Huh. So Aaron Judge is big and strong.
Except for the testicular atrophy.
I did not think that was high enough.
High enough.
Being stuck in the hospital can be a bit tedious, but, the nurses here don’t care if I drink. Why, hello, brand new bottles of bourbon!
I just wish I could get a six pack.
Wow, damned progressive facility. Or fucking reckless…fine line ya know.
We’ll see if the on call doctor shares.
I have to fight the urge to ask the nurse for a happy fun-time pill whenever wifey gets her’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc
Once again, I’m not going to tell someone how to do their job, but if you’re going to advertise “pizza, wings, sandwiches, and Italian”, i think I have every right to expect you to serve chicken parmesan, or anything with Alfredo sauce, for that matter
https://twitter.com/pderousseau/status/915188505432805377
Who the fuck buys their kid an Incognito jersey? The guy is a bully of the worst order.
Terror of the nursery school. Even the teachers hate that little shit.