NFL News:
- The Ezekiel Elliott appeal had its hearing before a federal panel on Monday.
- A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans is reviewing the NFL’s request for an emergency stay of an injunction issued by a lower court in the Elliott case.
- If the League wins, they can begin enforcement of the suspension immediately.
- If the NFLPA wins, the injunction currently in place allows Elliott to play the whole season.
- A three-judge panel with the U.S. 5th Circuit Court of Appeals in New Orleans is reviewing the NFL’s request for an emergency stay of an injunction issued by a lower court in the Elliott case.
- The League is claiming ticket sales show over 90% capacity for 30 of 32 NFL teams.
- The clear exceptions are the two LA teams.
- Where Todd Gurley is going on radio “begging” fans to come to their game versus the Seahawks this Sunday.
- They also claim a strong secondary market for tickets.
- The clear exceptions are the two LA teams.
- By 2023, Warren Buffett will own 80% of Pilot Flying J, purchasing the majority stake from Jimmy Haslam.
- His Berkshire Hathaway company purchased 38.6% of the company today
- The Haslam family will retain operational control.
- The Browns will stay under Haslam family control.
- His Berkshire Hathaway company purchased 38.6% of the company today
- Josh Norman broke a rib in the [Redacteds} loss to the Chiefs.
Finally, remember fondly that Tom Petty played the halftime of Super Bowl XLII, when the Giants did the world a favour & beat the 18-0 Patriots. Most halftime shows are a greatest hits medley, but this one was the stuff he wanted to play during the one time he’d ever do this. It made the show a little more memorable.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- AL Wild Card:
- Twins at Yankees – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet
- AL Wild Card:
- WWE:
- SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
The Senor has you covered for all your baseball needs. I’ll have a brief hockey preview tomorrow. DFO: HELPING YOU KNOW ENOUGH SO AS TO IGNORE EVERYTHING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD3k4iY34Xc
This game will end just in time to start Spring Training.
Just saw that the game was in the 3rd still. Did they somehow make baseball worse?
I need a Twitter just so I can tweet at Justin Roiland and the Yanks to have Greg Birdperson bobblehead night. Silly? Yes. Silly enough to work? Hell yes.
His weird, hairless cat, Mr. Delicious needs to feature as well.
I am down; can’t even think of a bald pussy joke.
The scoliosis looks much better, Miss. But oddly, the doctor did ask to speak with you once more privately before you leave.
That’s always the chick I’m stuck behind at airport security.
I’m amazed I still have the banner quote, there were some real killers last night.
No, no. YOu’re thinking Sunday.
nice shot.
My useless dissertation and balls’ complete misinterpretation of it were not among those.
Yeah, wish I hadn’t started that. I saw a Yahoo story about that charlatan Joel Osteen and had to vent.
Yesterday was a pretty global shitstorm on the internet. Over on the Twitters, Milkshake Duck guy was himself getting Milkshake Duck’d as leftist Twitter cannibalized itself over gun control. I’m pretty sure there wasn’t a single person on the internet making a well-formed point and having it taken correctly last night. This is what happens when we lost Tom Petty.
He picked the wrong day to die, kinda like having your birthday on Sept 11.
He tried to hang on, but as we all know…
The waiting is the hardest part.
That’s enough outta you!!! Don’t come around here no more!
So now I’m free? Free falling? Well I won’t back down.
I found that when I typed in Joel Osteen is a cunt.
What breed of dick sends out the collection baskets when holding a special sermon for hurricane evacuees?
Meh, it came to the right conclusion.
Laziness trumps quality. Ppl never let you forget that.
Which son is that one?
No no, that’s aggressive incompetence v. deliberate retardation
In other words, Thursday Night Football.
Love watching Twitter react to WWE trotting out Ultimate Warrior’s wife as part of their partnership with the horseshit that is Susan G. Komen. Just a shockingly undeserved legacy.
Which Ultimate Warrior, the original one who is now an insane right-wing personality or his non-union Mexican equivalent replacement?
Well, he’s actually now dead, which is kind of the problem with him being whitewashed and turned into a virtuous figure for marketing purposes.
Legends never dye.
He sort of redeemed himself in the end. He also had one hell of a Go Home Promo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR08M6EUd0g
And Houdini has to wriggle out of another one. Though this time someone else’s.
Other than Santana and Morneau I cannot name another current Twin.
Uh, Morneau?
Exactly I meant Mauer.
Gemini?
He said Get Big.
Ow! I felt that one!
Crises bring out strength through hope. Signing Brandon Weeden, resignation through narcotics.
Don T!!!
DUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry, but it was the only way. He’s the only quarterback who was left unsigned.
When you have a chance, can you tell Trump I want my money back for the shit steaks he sent me in 2007?
Byron Buxton, good at the ball-catching.
That was a hell of a catch.
If you’re wondering, I am still using my incisors as a nail file. Just slightly less now.
Send us pics of you chewing your toenails or GTFO.
I’m fairly sure nobody wants to see that.
Indeed. You feel free to send those to Romonobyl privately, k thx.
Amatures…
Rex?
Blackish is pretty underrated in my books
Well, I don’t know if anyone else has watched the Good Doctor yet, but I’ve seen two episodes and surprisingly recommend it.
I’d figured the whole “autistic people are superheroes” thing was played out.
It’s produced by the team that did House instead of Grey’s Anatomy, it showed.
First team to 10 pitchers loses?
“10 pitchers? That’s a good start. For breakfast”
-Peter O’Toole
Archer and a pitcher of Bloody Mary’s…
Anybody else fucking exhausted today?
Yes. Which is why I said “how bout you ride for a while?” AMIRITE?! High five.
/Up top. On me. On my penis.
//really we just ate and crashed on the couch
///too tired to say more
Someone get Senor down from the ledge!
Fuck yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqqfogXeLhk
Great 1st inning
Looks like we’ve got a good, old-fashioned pitchers’ duel in the making.
(note to self: Stay away from all forms of social media for a while. And the internet. And the TV. You know what, to hell with it, I’m gonna go Amish.)
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/the-titans-are-signing-brandon-weeden-and-colin-kaepernick-supporters-are-furious/
THE DOOP IS BACK
Flyers switching from Bro Hymn to this was the hardest my loyalty was ever tested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-Jmq8k_Ps
I can watch Vince McMahon get shoot mauled by Kevin Owens all day, the probability that he told Owens to really lean into it because Corbin had public concerns about CTE and Vince wants to own the shit libs by bleeding from the skull be damned.
I’ll say this for Vince. He’ll put himself through everything that he asks his wrestlers to do.
One of their middling stars was on Twitter discussing his concerns regarding pro wrestling and inevitable concussions. A few days later, he took a headbutt that was legit enough to cause him to bleed. In closing, Vince is a shitty human being.
123 4 5 6 7 8 9 R
MIN 357 9 (11)(13) (15)(17)(19) 99
NYY 468 (10)(12)(14) (16)(18)(12) 100
Oh, great BLEERGH. Here my plea…
Damn webpage formatting.
I’d take it.
THIS CHAD GREEN I CALL HIM THE RED ARMY AT STALINGRAD BECAUSE IF HE ALLOWS ANOTHER INCH ALL IS LOST.
Strong.
I remember that Tom Petty halftime show, one of the better ones. What stands out was how good the Heartbreakers were as well as Petty. His guitarist could shred like a Cuisinart.
Mike Campbell
Chad Green – ALL BALLS
Damn it, ESPN. Why are you showing K after every strike? K means “strikeout” not “strike”.
You are literally the sports channel. How did you screw this up?!
Never misunderestimate the DERPTITUDE of TWWL.
The Twins hitting home runs? What is this… some sort of alternate universe where the Twins hit home runs?
Somebody’s been following the news
Huh. Its weird being on this side of the “embarrassing playoff game”. This is refreshing.
(heard on Talk Radio driving into work)
“Reading stories I saw pictures of men diving on women to protect them from the bullets. Then under that, I saw a link where colleges are created “safe spaces” from “toxic masculinity”. Like what were the guys supposed to do? Is it the 21st century thing to not take the bullet for the ladies.”
Just sharing the current state of things in Ohio.
And for the record, a person laying down their life for someone else isn’t a gentlemanly thing to do, it is a human thing to do. We can discuss “toxic masculinity”‘ later because I’m sure we can negotiate this down. As long as you’re willing to give something for us. We’ll talk later at the negotiation table.
What are you guys offering, because I don’t have a lot of need for terrible football and urban decay.
“toxic masculinity” to be brought down. We do have beer though. Lots of beer.
I’m still trying to wrap my head around the quoted part. Are there millennials shitty enough to comment about a shooting with talk of the need for safe spaces (Yes), or is it the same shitheads I see in those comments sections yelling “THIS GUY DIED TO SAVE HIS WIFE WHILE SOME PEOPLE KNEEL DURING THE ANTHEM” (also, yes)?
The sad thing is this wasn’t Bill Cunningham, the Trumpophile. This was the Morning Drive Guy. A normal guy!
You can make an argument by itself that a safe space isn’t needed; maturity is needed for everyone involved. But to include it to LV?
Unless it’s a gay couple, I don’t see a guy lying on top of another guy to protect him from bullets. It’s admirable no matter what, but I just don’t see a girl doing that for a guy.
Agreed. For me, I can see helping a stranger escape, hide or fight the guy off. But to take the bullet, I don’t know…
Fuck.
“Minnesota is feeling themselves early.”
Has a single pitch been below the waist yet? Jesus.
He overthrew a slider into the dirt?
Senor rn
That picture is also me, but with beer.
Godfuckingdammit.
Robert Stack was never known for comedy; in fact, I don’t think he was in anything else even vaguely comedic. But I swear every second of him in Airplane! is fucking hilarious.
The best line in that movie, bar none, is when Stack is driving in to the airport and he’s on the phone with someone and he says:
“Keep them at 20,000”
-pause-
“No, feet”
Loneliness, that’s the bottom line. I was never happy as a child . . . Christmas Ted, what does that mean to you? To me it was a living hell. Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.
Just turned game on. Oh my.
And Senor was never heard from again.
That escalated quickly.
And the nervousness can begin!
And the nervousness increases!
Jurassic World is on FX. Guess that will be my entertainment in lieu of sprots.
See the nine-toed woman on the left? I sat right there at lunch today.
But, did you beleeve ins nuzzing?
How were the pigs in blanket?
Meine dispahtcher says there’s a problems with eine kabel?
Is that Swingers?
Dinah’s on Sepulveda near Culver City
Pffft. Nihilists. Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, but at least it’s an ethos.
I can ignore hockey* on my own, thank you very much.
*Until and unless the Blackhawks are in the Stanley Cup finals
You know, there’s a Zeke gif in Quotables today…..
I’m not gonna lie-the ride to Thunder Bay was long but a ton of the scenery was jaw-droppingly amazing.
/waiting on some lamb vindaloo and chicken biryani delivery
The ride to Thunder Bay does usually have good scenery, if you know what I mean.
I know exactly what you mean. Fir trees, Lake Superior, Agawa Canyon. You’re like a brother.
I would’ve thought the Firs would obscure ones view of the Canyon, though.
It’s kinda nice to see Gurley return from the Fischer abyss and look like a running back again.
No 45 Orange just denied Puerto Rican hurricane victims food stanps to purchase pre-made hot meals. He can’t choke on piss fast enough, even if the next man up electricutes gays.
“Whoa! I get defending the fine people of Puerto Rico in this scenarios. They’re latin but, still, Americans. But let’s not go getting soft on the gays.”
“In my experience they usually take care of themselves.”
/dodges lightning bolt
//hey, is that sulfur?
Tennessee pantz? Get ready to be DOOPED!
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000855994/article/brandon-weeded-reaches-deal-with-tennessee-titans?campaign=Twitter_atn
It was implied after last week Koep was going to get signed. It’s almost like those protests were insincere