I hope you are enjoying your weekend. If we can get through it without WWIII starting, I think that’ll be the true victory. And that’s talk I haven’t used since Reagan unveiled the SDI.
Took the doggies to a Bernese Mountain Dog get-together at a lake east of town today.
I think they had fun.
Oh – feel free to keep Justin Trudeau if he’s in your country. His idiot finance minister actually contemplated taxing employee discounts against income, before massive public outcry turned them against the idea. Why, they almost wiped out the teenaged workforce in one fell swoop while taking away any incentive to work in the service industry. All Trump’s doing is ending subsidies on health care his voting base depends upon.
Your move, Mexico. Let’s bring NAFTA home!
NFL Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com.
CBS EARLY
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | New England @ NY Jets | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| █ | Miami @ Atlanta | Greg Gumbel, Trent Green |
| █ | Cleveland @ Houston | Andrew Catalon, James Lofton |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
This might be the first time in a while that a Pats-Jets game actually, kinda, sorta matters this late into a season.
CBS LATE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Pittsburgh @ Kansas City | Jim Nantz, Tony Romo |
| █ | LA Chargers @ Oakland | Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon |
| █ | NO GAME due to local team at home on FOX | |
Go home teams!
FOX SINGLE
█ Anchorage AK | █ Fairbanks AK
█ Honolulu HI
| █ | Green Bay @ Minnesota | Thom Brennaman, Troy Aikman |
| █ | Chicago @ Baltimore | Sam Rosen, Ronde Barber |
| █ | Detroit @ New Orleans | Dan Hellie, Chris Spielman |
| █ | San Francisco @ Washington | Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston |
| █ | LA Rams @ Jacksonville (LATE) | Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth |
| █ | Tampa Bay @ Arizona (LATE) | Kenny Albert, Charles Davis |
Get past the Packers – Vikings game, and there’s a whole lot of garbage. Maybe Detroit-New Orleans could be passable. The Rams-Jags looks like mayo left out in the sun.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Cubs at Dodgers – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- CFL:
- Argonauts vs. Eskimos – 7:00PM | TSN
- NCAA:
- Texas A&M at Florida – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Arkansas at Alabama – 7:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Ohio State at Nebraska – 7:30PM | FS1
- Utah at Southern California – 8:00PM | ABC
- Nevada at Colorado State – 10:15PM | ESPN2
- Washington at Arizona State – 10:45PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Oregon at Stanford – 11:00PM | FS1
- NHL:
- Leafs at Habs – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Hurricanes at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Sens at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- Flames at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
Be sure to tune into the Monday Night open thread, guest hosted by the man Mother Nature & Donald Trump can’t kill, Don T. Make sure to catch up on his hurricane adventures, and stay tuned as one of the truest Titans fans around breaks down the matchup. Mr. Scott?
Looking good Utes.
USC losing is the greatest thing this side of USC losing big.
If the subsidy cut holds, I’m fucked. Anyway, I’m feeling crappy for some reason. Maybe it’s because I haven’t left the apartment in two days.
Sorry to hear that. That’s some evil shit (obvs). I’d say go take a walk and get some air, but I hate when people tell me how to deal with being depressed, so do what you gotta do.
I’m trying to will myself to go take a walk while dinner cooks.
Walk to the liquor store…win-win.
I’m supposed to go across town and hang out and watch movies in a few hours. Eh…
Holy shit, I wanna get a kickstarter together for alcohol.
Dude, go hang out with people. You need that right now.
Buy cheap travel insurance and go live in Ecuador
I’m not kidding, it’s very affordable, and it’s not even that hard to get permanent residency. If I hadn’t gotten a new job (which will hopefully not suck) it was my escape plan
Goddamn, Caps
I can do that, I just don’t want to.
I saw you do this….. that one time, my girlfriend, Morgan Fairchild, was with me and saw it too.
Seems legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8-LoYPWS-s&ab_channel=Qaladan
What abomination against nature is Doktor Zymm creating now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R9x7pUuIEk
I miss Eric the Midget. Little asshole was great.
“They always are!”
– Jared Fogle
Wow, that is amazing.
BOOOOM! Dey it iz!
You know what to do.
Mrs Cola was bored so she made an apple pie. How is this woman a dietician?? I am not complaining it smells amazing in here.
So…. you gonna eat her pie???
As soon as the damn baby goes to bed. Seriously it is go time….
I wish I still had that gif I made.
It would be rude not to eat her pie.
Which I assume is not only hot, but also moist.
But hopefully not flaky.
No, she makes it real smooth. When you put ice cream on it just melts in to the folds.
Do they not have Archer in Canadia?
Netflix perhaps.
The Pie Channel. π
I can’t express how happy it makes me that SOS finished that quote. I left it unfinished on purpose hoping someone would.
You have restored my faith in humanity at least temporarily, Sir.
Hey, we all gotta do our part.
When some things happen it is best to let what happens next to follow its natural course.
I like pie!
Cubs in front! 2 run HR
Just bizarre…Kershaw is so fucking great, and then we get to the playoffs…
We call that “Washington Capitalitis.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or #Natitude
Bruins run defense leaves something to be desired.
4 plays, 4 runs, 75 yards, touchdown.
Bruins DEFENSE. Period.
And now Molson just missed a FG.
Good thing he’s related to the beer Molsons (true story) or I’d be pissed.
Why in old-timey crime photos did they feel the need to point? Like guy is hanging from a bridge, still there. There’s don knotts pointing to him.
I really enjoy this random take, but then I am on beer #2.
I’m watching the Lore podcast anthology on Amazon. Made me think of it.
Worthwhile?
We’re two in. 1st was meh. This one’s better. Narrator is still kinda annoying in his delivery like the podcast.
You are bad at images and should feel bad.
I have the feeling that CBS is really going to regret broadcasting that Patriots-Jets game to so much of the nation. I know it “matters” but I expect the Patriots to have a 40 point cushion by halftime.
Halftime is generous. I’m expecting that by the end of the first drive. Somehow.
Jets lose their starting qb (Petty or McCown, whichever it is) and have to play their backup (McCown or Petty, whichever is QB2).
Uh, the Jets get Matt Forte back tomorrow. GUESS AGAIN.
Getting to see the USC Song Girls in 4K might be worth the investment. When is ESPN going to broadcast in 4K?
When do TVs get cheap again? I need to buy one for my room.
Little more than a month from Black Friday (no offense)
But they’re dirt cheap all the time.
I just don’t want to get ripped.
Fuck it – I’ll just order one on Amazon now.
Evening all. Waiting for the big* Bruins/Wildcats kickoff.
*maybe in Tucson and my living room
Pac 12 Network?
Yessir, starting at 6.
Six was almost three hours ago.
Sorry, I only recognize one coast.
/tries to make West Side symbol with left hand
//now has arthritis in left hand
West, west, yo.
You’re on the wrong Coast WCS.
She is so hot.
And that was the funniest storyline.
Looks like a dude, but maybe it’s Chaz Bono.
Who?
Flyers are still on their Jekyll and Hyde bullshit I see.
Evening lizard people. I don’t have copious alcohol or it would be copious drinking time, sad chuh.
/And how are the Rangers now LOSING 2-1 to the Ice Generals?
Ice Yanks?
Preferred nomenclature is Ice Giants, but even the Dirt Giants are having fuck-all luck even when they do a good. Which they admittedly haven’t done much of these last two days.
Does Yeah Right have a good soup on here?
He makes a mean manchowder.
The career path of a football coach is intriguing to me.
Then you just end up in Miami doing blow.
Well he did say it’s intriguing.
No response yet from my Dodger fan buddy to whom I sent Bob Seger’s “We’ve Got Tonight” in honor of their injury situation.
His cellblock is probably in lockdown.
I like Darnold. Arizona should get him.
Do the Wildcats have a good Special Ed program?
I mean the Cards.
UA football is bad. It’ll be a sad and scary day when that school goes to a Rose Bowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaXsQpSJ0Ik&ab_channel=TinaMay
Tina may….but Becky definitely does.
That was funnier when the link was showing before the vid embedded.
Ooooh, not sure how I feel about these huge-logo Ute helmets.
This Nissan commercial really breaks the truck advertising mold.
Methinks the Cornshuckers or whatever are not very good this year.
#B1G
Is it soup yet? Closer…getting closer.
And the house be stankin’ real nice already.
Yay soup.
I just bought a shitload of soup at trader Joe’s.
Bought?????? Maybe our bet should be that I finally teach you how to cook.
You’re old enough now to use the appliances, man.
yes, I know how to use a microwave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8X5t0mrT5s&app=desktop
You fucker.
All right, this Justice League trailer looks dumb. Good to know!
It’s not blowing my skirts up, either. Seems rather flat.
Why are you wearing multiple skirts?
Hehehehehe.
This is very funny to me. Yes I am totes fucked up.
/packs another bowl
Oh, is that not how you all wear skirts in Canadia?
It’s as if the DC movies are all trash and the genre is fucked-out.
So the wife is out of town and I need to do something about dinner. I can order or do some low level cooking (but I’d have to shop probably).
Bonus if I can come up with something the dogs can enjoy with me.
You got a Streets of NY on your side of town? Ordered in from/went to several on the east side and all were always consistently good. Not great by a four star scale, but better than most delivery. With doggie friendly options (no sauce, etc).
Close second would be a tie b/w Barro’s and Nello’s. Though I think Nello’s used to be only east side.
There is a streets of ny. I think I had it once. Think the wings were good.
Never heard of the other two but there are some good pizza opts around here.
My lab used to love a calzone with only beef, sometimes sausage (but not often) and cheese, no sauce. Shithead went crazy for that stuff.
Shit, now I’m hungry.
Come on soup!!!!!!!!!!
I got a bunch of homemade bone broth. I should make soup.
Problem solved:
Speaking of money burning a hole in my pocket, off to the craps table shortly…
Never figured out craps dude.
Gonna go see Ashy Larry and Leonard Washington, eh?
Ashy Larry. So funny.
An interesting thing about sponsoring a NASCAR driver is that the other sponsors names show up on your commercial when he makes his appearance (I just saw a commercial for Bass Pro Shop)
Will this be the week I win in HRTN fantasy?
No, no it will not.
So many fucking uncompetitive/inconsequential games this week.
Just run the ESPN simulator and save the men’s bodies the damage.
Bama looks they could reach 100 on Bert.
Heh…Minnesotas getting the finger. Heh.
Miami/Atlanta. Jeebus.
At least I get to listen to Trent Green as he waxes inane.
Cucumber baseball lion?
*Nods knowingly*
-T. Green
NE/JETS is the national AM game?
Fuck you, east coast middle class. I’m glad the southerners instilled Trump to just fuck with you all.
(Not too pleased with a lot of the residual Trump behavior, however.)
That’s Trump’s base, actually. Northerners without a college degree making $50,000+ a year.
God — then it’s all even more deserved then.
Making OVER $50k a year really makes me reconsider my approach to marketing.
Local News is covering AP coming to ARI. You can so tell how they know just nothing about this team or that individual player.
Yay foar Beerbongreggie’s dogs.
Let’s kick some ass UGa ‘Dawgs.
Go dogs I guess….is the main bulletpoint here.
Dear Ohio State,
Fuck you.
Spur
Wowzers:
http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/21023525/army-picks-win-second-season-completing-pass
Army does tend to rely on the ground attack.
Welp. Goodnight Arkansas.
There’s been some damn fine sprotsball today.
Lesser footy club from Germany, Hertha Berlin took a knee before game. Those disrespectful ingrates! Think about all the sacrifices German soldiers have made over the years, especially in World War T–
Damn Germans are disrespecting our anthem and flag! Git ’em!