TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit.  Worry not, we’re gonna keep it classy.  Mostly.

But now I’m gonna ramble for a little while…

Tonight’s issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it’s high time I started giving some more “directed” attention towards a sub-group of lovelies I feel like maybe I’ve neglected without meaning to.  Sadly, because of the nature of what TGISF is, the subject matter whether by circumstance or due to my own biases(?) seems to often gravitate toward a younger brand of lady.  Which in and of itself is not necessarily a problem, but perhaps I’ve had tunnel vision at times.

We’re going to begin rectifying that tonight.

I had already decided to do a “Special Princess” week this week, but had yet to decide on whom to feature.  In a separate conversation (lol) with ballsofsteelandfury, a name had independently come up for other reasons unrelated to TGISF.  As it turns out however, serendipity is your friend.  She fit the mold perfectly.  More about her in just a bit.

Will we do other features like this in the future?  MILF of the Month, maybe?

Maybe.  We’ll see what you guys think of it.

What Is A MILF?

First, let me say that I don’t much care for the term “MILF”.  But for ease of use, we’ll stick with it for now.

Anywhoooo….

Due to one’s own perspective being based upon a great many factors, especially age in this case, what might be a MILF for one person might not be for another.  For our purposes however, we’re going to go with the sage guidance of one tiny little Kevin Hart…

See? Like I said…classy.

But in any case, that does seem like a reasonable place to draw the line to me, even if somewhat arbitrarily.

And this week’s princess fits that just fine.  She was in her 40s when this was taped…

And already in her 50s when this was taken…

Constance Marie, everybody!!  Best known for portraying “Angie” on the George Lopez Show.

Not bad…not bad at all.  We’ll be seeing more of her later.

 

Sports Your Mom Likes

NFL

Well that was a pretty doggone good game last night, huh?  You know, except for Marshawn Lynch screwing me out of some FF points by being a big dumb stupid head.  Meh, makes the decision easier now.

But I digress…

Good game, right?  Multiple untimed downs to end things (WTG KC defense…you rock) and the Raiders finally hit paydirt.  PAT with no time remaining gives the Raiders the 31-30 comeback win and gets them moving in the right direction again.  KC continues to flounder after a 5-0 start.

Did someone say Flounder?

 

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

MLB Playoffs

The World Series returns to Chavez Ravine for the first time in 29 years.  The Dodgers closed out the Small Bears last night in five games.  Enrique Hernandez had a pretty good night.  They now move on and await the NYY/Houston winner.

Speaking of which, tonight…

  • ALCS Game Six |  NYY @ Hou – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1 (NYY 3-2 )

 

NHL

Still too early to be able to tell much, but Vegas is still hanging tough so far.

Standings

Schedule

 

NCAA Football

One really has to want to watch college football tonight to watch these games.  Yes, I probably will.

  • WKU @ ODU – 6:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Marshall @ MTSU – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
  • Air Force @ Nevada – 9:30pmEDT – TV:  CBSSN
  • Colorado St. @ New Mexico – 10:15pmEDT – TV: ESPN2

Weekend Schedule

 

NBA

Yep, they got rolling this week.  Fortunately it’s early enough I don’t need to talk about ’em.  And no, I’m not showing Gordon Hayward’s leg explode.

But here’s your schedule for the night.

 

Constance Marie Lopez (no relation)

Professional name:  Constance Marie

Born: September 9, 1965 (52 yo)

Height: 5’5″

Enjoy…

Oh my.  Oh my, indeed.

Time to stop before I make mess.

 

Well, the meatloaf is ready, so that’s about it I guess.

Like I said…..Classy!!!!

Have a great weekend, folks.

Love ya’s

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Waiter’s name tonight: Keanu. Took all the restraint I had.

Unsurprised

Whoa

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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WCS

One more..

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WCS

Grandmother I’d Like to F***

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Unsurprised

Monarchs I’d Like to F*ck

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

Dammit Yankees, I expected you to be a .500 team at best this year and to be paying attention to football, (not anymore!), or hockey or, God forbid, my job. QUIT TOYING WITH MY AFFECTIONS!!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Sad Ook.

Croooow

Ortiz holds up a card that has “SHIT” written on it. Gotta love it.

Croooow

Job done. Tomorrow’s game should be fun.

King Hippo

Troi Boiz/Irish is the only JV primetime game really worth two shits, so I’m glad for the distraction/flipping option.

Romonobyl

Aaaaaand….scene.

Romonobyl

Uno mas por favor.

King Hippo
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Well, this isn’t good…

Unsurprised

Perfectly normal, perfectly reasonable.

King Hippo

using the closer here is muy estupido

Romonobyl

Good Merlot is good.

Romonobyl

Hello Game 7.

King Hippo

Break out the Billy Dee references, the Colt 45s are alive!

King Hippo

I honestly had no idea he were in that movie?

King Hippo

everyone surely got it but me (I’m a bad nerd who dislikes the Star Wars franchise)

Romonobyl

Remind me to tell you about the Titanic and Lindbergh later.

King Hippo

SPOILER much??

Horatio Cornblower

The Titanic sank after Charles Lindbergh crash-landed his plane on it. Don’t believe that fake news about an iceberg and a successful solo transatlantic flight.

ballsofsteelandfury

Apparently, the answer we were looking for was Taiwan. Repeat, Taiwan.

blaxabbath

It’s weird that volleyball teams have like a captain who wears a different color jersey. Like, they can’t do special moves (like a soccer goalie) so why do they need their own shirt?

ballsofsteelandfury

Wait, wasn’t there some Olympic rule where they DID have special powers? Like they couldn’t be subbed out or were all-time servers?

King Hippo

you mean like a Lesser Footy keeper?

litre_cola

That is the libero. Only can play back row. Not captain.

The libero is a player specialized in defensive skills: the libero must wear a contrasting jersey color from his or her teammates and cannot block or attack the ball when it is entirely above net height. When the ball is not in play, the libero can replace any back-row player, without prior notice to the officials.

Romonobyl

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blaxabbath

Oh. Why is that?

Romonobyl

So what was your favorite scene in Top Gun?

litre_cola

Motorcycles all day…

Romonobyl

WOOOOO ‘STROS!!!!!!!!!!

blaxabbath

Shaq is at the Red-Blue game. That dude must travel so much (or, like Bill Walton — these other tall bastards) — do you think he even has to fly first class for a 50 min PHX-TUC flight?

ballsofsteelandfury

How the fuck are there PHX-TUC flights? That’s barely a 90 minute drive. That’s like flying from Orange County to LAX…

ballsofsteelandfury

Might as well fly into Casa Grande…

ballsofsteelandfury

Do they circle the state to make it a 50 minute flight?

Romonobyl

They don’t actually fly, they just taxi down I-10 for an hour.

King Hippo

I enjoy this mental image greatly.

Unsurprised

Funny enough, that’s also how Sky Harbor moves people from the first terminal to the international terminal.

Brick Meathook

I once looked up (hypothetically) flying from Burbank to LAX to beat evening traffic. It took 12 hours, had a layover in Oakland, and cost $2000.

Wakezilla

… did you do it?

blaxabbath

It’s probably more to get the plane to PHX to get commuters.

Tucson is Sean Miller + POVERTY so they aren’t able to fill up many flights without first stopping in PHX.

Unsurprised

He doesn’t fly commercial. Shit, the cops probably fly him in their helos.

ballsofsteelandfury

Where the fuck is EVA Air from? I keep thinking India, but that can’t be right.

Romonobyl

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herodotus450

Japan?
Oh no, that’s Evangelion

Croooow

I don’t care who wins this ALCS, but I do want a Game 7.
Any Game 7 is awesome, regardless of sport.

Romonobyl

Venues sure love them.

King Hippo

should have a LHP for Gregorius

King Hippo

home run to the moon

ballsofsteelandfury

Love the panties

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Shogun Marcus

Seriously… Guest is the Password?
/now I’m not so sure about entering
//yes I am.

Romonobyl

admin.

herodotus450

Admin, admin? No? Guess I’ll have to try using one of those backdoors everyone’s always talking about.

Unsurprised

The alternative is to brute force your way in.

Romonobyl

Seventh inning…
That reminds me of the 7th inning stretch during Cubs’ broadcasts way back when. Harry Carey would hang out of the press booth window, drunk as fuck, and sing Take Me Out to the Ball Game.
America’s Pastime at it’s best.

King Hippo

then start saying the players’ names backwards

ballsofsteelandfury

With a Budweiser bottle in one hand

Romonobyl

Always. His endocrine system was beechwood aged.

Romonobyl

He had a helluva time with Manny Trillo.

blaxabbath

Along with hot old women on their arm, one thing I have noticed with college alumni (you know, like the rich/booster/season-ticket holding population) is that they love their athletes. One funny thing about Arizona anyways (I don’t know how other schools work) is that the fans/alumni carry this inherent racism against darker skinned black players when you hear them talk about favorite/best players in program history.

I’m looking at this years team and I’m thinking, “this is a blacker team than recent years — but not necessarily any darker”. Like, Rawle Alkins is really good but if he underachieved last year, fans would have been calling for him to get cut (even though like light-skinned 8th Man Elliot Pitts knocked up a volleyball player and was on a perpetual suspension and fans were like, “Ahhhh, he’s a nice kid. Don’t make him sit out games!”

Romonobyl

How can we leave out the one who started it all?

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ballsofsteelandfury

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litre_cola

Would do whatever she wants, including her older sister.

Romonobyl

How much you wanna bet she has perfect vision?

Romonobyl

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herodotus450

My little colonel is saluting.

Unsurprised

Eh, she’s a Scientologist and her face has been under the knife too much since then.

Brick Meathook

Why does Joe Buck keep calling them “batsmen?” Because he’s precious, that’s why.

ballsofsteelandfury

He’s disappointed by the choice of Affleck for the Justice League movie?

herodotus450

Practicing for the eventual Cricket takeover

King Hippo

I think if you claim to understand Cricket, you definitely have Alzheimer’s

King Hippo

caught!

ballsofsteelandfury

That deserves a spooge across his wife’s back.

King Hippo

hasn’t that back suffered enough ,, smh

herodotus450

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litre_cola

Love her. LOVE HER.

King Hippo

I bet they match, eh?

herodotus450

They call me Mr. Epidermis
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blaxabbath

I’m watching the Arizona Red-Blue scrimmage (they’re doing the dunk contest now) and it’s a sellout.

I am so much part of the problem. #notallfans

ballsofsteelandfury

You at the arena? I’m pretty sure that’s being televised too.

blaxabbath

I got a decent h4xor Pac-12 feed. I know a few people who were going to the game.

I go to the game @ASU each year. That’s always a good time.

King Hippo

How is Sean taking the stress? Fatter?

blaxabbath

He’s a better coach when he’s fat.

He’s fine though. Miller actually has a whole hell of a lot of money and it isn’t like the NCAA isn’t going to punish UA anything harsh.

King Hippo

I have no idea who is even on NC State’s team this season. They are gonna be such ass. Have given up on the program for the near future.

Enjoying the JV NFL season, though.

Romonobyl

Can’t lie, I’ve always had a thing for older women even when I was a young’un. I had more crushes on high school teachers than was probably normal or healthy. I befriended one female classmate my senior year only because I had a massive thing for her mom (not literally, unfortunately).
Nope, the Brazzers thing never happened. TEH INTERNET IS FULL OF LIES!!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Older women are the absolute best.

King Hippo

So are younger. Any demographic that is glad you are different than the shitheads they are used to fucking.

ballsofsteelandfury

Maybe I’m too old, but I can’t have a conversation with any girl in her 20s. They might as well be from a different planet.

King Hippo

you have to dig deeper, for sure. But the best communication I ever had was in my late 30s with a gal in her early 20s.

blaxabbath

You were dumb in your late 30s.

King Hippo

Still am!

blaxabbath

chuh^2

Romonobyl

Yep. There used to be a bar not for from me that catered to a more mature crowd, they had ladies night every Monday. I was in my late 20’s then and used that place to my best advantage.
I actually met The Dame there; she was very fun but no hook-up that night. Guess that’s why I eventually married her.
Yes, men are pigs.

King Hippo

we are the worst, agreed. It never ceases to amaze me that ladyfolk haven’t gone like 85-90% lesbian.

ballsofsteelandfury

So, let’s say the Astros win tonight and end up winning Game 7 at home. How disappointing would that be for the Yankees? I mean, I don’t think they were expected to go far, so getting this far is actually pretty good in my book. Am I wrong?

Romonobyl

I would be quite satisfied with said result, and I’m not even much of a based-balls fan.

King Hippo

It’s the hope that kills you. Had HOU won Game 4 then clinched tonight, that feels ok. Losing game 4 then winning 6 and 7…fucking ouch

litre_cola

In New York it will still be viewed as a failure by the non level headed folk. If Horatio or Weaselo were here they are pretty level headed so they break the mold by looking forward to the future me thinks.

King Hippo

scrimp and save for retirement, have heart attack from the stress, grandkids spend it all on dope

King Hippo

war is TOTES AWESOMESAUCE!!

litre_cola

In my mind Astros v Dodgers will be an all National League World Series.

ballsofsteelandfury

I still think Seattle is in the AFC West and I thought the Seahawks-Steelers Super Bowl was an AFC Championship game.

blaxabbath

Fuck Ryan Braun.

King Hippo

Gives Dreamboat a run for his money in “biggest waste of carbon” category

King Hippo

guessing Mr. Upton goes 8, minimum?

Mr. Ayo

I wish I could last that long with Mrs… oh wait, you’re talking about something else.

King Hippo

chuh chuh

litre_cola

I also have an Oxy fan in this house hold. Vet is keeping him on it for another month, he seems really ok about it.

blaxabbath

I’d write better stuff if WP editor had skins.

WCS

Playing golf for money?

King Hippo

Buffalo Bill?

litre_cola

In seeing Verlander and obviously thinking about Kate Upton, I got to thinkin that it has been a while since a celebrity sex tape leak happened.

Unsurprised

We got early Mad Men-era Alison Brie photo leaks this summer. It’s odd only because there’s no way celebrities have gotten better about infosec. I guess that one guy going to federal prison was a pretty big deterrent.

King Hippo

why do suck monkey butt all of a sudden, Colt 45s?

WCS

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I thought it worked every time?

King Hippo

I would go to the airport strip club, but I’d want to give the prettiest one $50 and say “can you hold me whilst I nap?”

King Hippo

/Joe Buck’s voice ain’t helping none

ballsofsteelandfury

She’ll do it, I’m sure.

King Hippo

nah, they always find my gentlemanly intimacy off-putting and weird.

ballsofsteelandfury

You’re going to the wrong strip clubs.

King Hippo

Oregon’s were better.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS TWBS I CALL HIM ME AGES 15-29 BECAUSE HE CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT OLDER WOMEN

eh I got nothing

King Hippo

that’s my energy level every Friday. Shit, how did this used to be party night?

WCS

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King Hippo

True story! First lady I had Christian conversation with (I was junior in college before I did the deed, sadly) was a 29-year old flight attendant. I met her in a club in Charlotte, though. Not a Mile High thingy.

WCS

WVU plays oh-fer Baylor tomorrow night on FS1, and follows that next week by WVU hosting top-15 T. Boone Pickins U. at noon, which won’t be aired nationally.

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU TV BIG 12.

King Hippo

I bet the coverage changes. Some fixtures ain’t assigned quite yet. But yeah, lotsa merde this week. I crinkled my rebel nose lots doing previews this afternoon.

WCS

I hope so. HOWEVAH, the time has been posted on both school’s athletic websites. I don’t know if that makes it officially “official” and set in stone.

King Hippo

I bet it’s a matter of which ESPN v. FS1 picks it up. Weird about the time, though. Would be fun to be in the room horse trading those matches/timeslots.

King Hippo

I spent much of today watching this long recap of Everton’s 9th (and last) English title, before Howard Kendall left for Spain. 1986-87. In retrospect, I might have loved Trevor Steven as much as Romelu Lukaku.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kzp6k15Syk

litre_cola

That would be dirty. That would make him Dirtied Sanchez..

Yeah I am high.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That’s ok, I hear it’s not the size that counts

litre_cola

Would she be allowed in Trump’s America?

blaxabbath

This is me apologizing for hijacking your Dolphins post, twbs.

litre_cola

Scurries ti reread Dolphins post comments.

That was fucking awesome by the way TwBs

King Hippo

This is an awful JV NFL slate. No watchable matches tonight, and tomorry ain’t much better. FUCK YOU, life.