TGISF… AKA Your “I’m Feline Paw-sitively Purr-iffic” Sexy Friday Open Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpdHMaccjw4

So this whole “one week turnaround time” thing for me to respond to theme/princess requests is getting interesting, huh?  It’s almost  like I care.

But don’t get used to it.  My apathy will kick back in soon enough.

But yes, during last week’s TGISF, The Women of Marvel , I used this photo of Kat Dennings while illustrating the criteria of who was eligible…

I very quickly learned that several of you who shall remain nameless (Romonobyl, Sharkbait, Moose ) have a kinda unhealthy lust and stalkery vibe for her.

Relax, Kat.  They’re sweet boys and are mostly harmless.

Mostly.

But anywhooooo….here we are.  It’s Kat Dennings Week , everybody!!!!!!

You ready, Kat?

I’ll take that as a “Yes”.

Not a cat pun really, but still funny.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaQFC0h91zQ

 

Sports Which Will Claws You To Become Purr-fectly Cat-atonic

NFL

Los Titanicos rolled into Yinzburgh last night.  Unfortunately for them, Big Ben and Antonio Brown met them at the door.  The Stillers’ D had a pretty nice overall effort, as well.  You’re not gonna win many games with four picks, Mr. MarioTa (why are we over enunciating the “T” now, btw?).  Especially not on the road in Pittsburgh.  40-17 Final.

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

NHL

Only two tonight, and only one national.

  • Rangers @ Blue Jackets – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

 

NBA

  • Thunder @ Spurs – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Pelicans @ Nuggets – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

 

NCAA Football

It’s been a really bad early slate of games in teh mid to late week.  It get’s no better tonight.  Or even tomorrow, hardly.

Tonight:

  • M. Tenn State @ W. Kentucky – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • UNLV @ New Mexico – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN2

Saturday Schedule

 

NCAA Basketball

Games of Note:

  • Nebraska-Omaha @ (18)Louisville – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN3
  • Southern @ (1)Duke – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNFC
  • E. Tenn State @ (7)Kentucky – 7:00pmEST – TV: SECN
  • Lafayette @ (5)Villanova –  8:00pmEST – TV: FS2
  • S. Dakota State @ (4)Kansas – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPNFC
  • SC State @ (23)UCLA – 9:00pmEST – TV: PAC12N
  • Alcorn State @ (25)Baylor – 9:00pmEST – TV: FCS

Full Schedule

 

Here Kitty Kitty

Kat Dennings

Real name: Katherine Litwack

Born: June 13, 1986 (31 y.o.), Bryn Mawr, Lower Merion Township, PA (ie She’s Philly gal)

Height: 5′ 3″

Enjoy….

 

So Kat, how’d we do?

Oh hells yeah!!!  What’d you have in mind?

Trash can champagne, huh?  Well, I’ll try anything once I guess.

My Real Life Puddy Tat

No…as a matter of fact she is not  supposed to be on the furniture.  Why do you ask?

(She appears very distressed to have been caught too, huh? Damn cat.)

 

 

 

Have a great weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

 

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Horatio Cornblower

My wife, just now, to my brother: “And this is his, (the dog’s) favorite beaver”

Brother, immediately: “Mine’s with her kids right now”

Sharkbait

If the EPL is considered lesser footy, what is the Russian League?

Unsurprised

Drunj footy

Horatio Cornblower

Racist AF

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Sharkbait

Epic fist bump

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Wakezilla

What’s going on tonight?

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Sharkbait

You know, the usual stuff. Food, travel, ogling Kat Dennings

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

And people get mad at the cat when he jumps on the table…

Unsurprised

I’ll let this pussy slide.

Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

I smell a one-off prototype.

Brick Meathook

12, but only 8 ever flew.
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Brick Meathook

The Douglas XA2D-1, at Edwards AFB in 1950
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Brick Meathook

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Romonobyl

Had the chance to fly in a B-17 at a local airshow some time ago, didn’t want to spend the cash though. I was an idiot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

And kills.

Sharkbait

And those skills were very much on display in Spartacus.

Romonobyl

Late to the party, so glad this is my last day working evenings.
tWBS…you owe me the cost of one admittedly crapped-out laptop and a newly acquired wrist brace courtesy of this post. I DEMAND REPARATIONS!

Sharkbait

I have 8 more nights until im back to normal.

Not that I’m counting or anything

laserguru

Since I’m not making standard mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving. I decided to make…

A pot roast on Sunday.

I’m going to give you some pearls here so listen close.

300-320 degree oven.
Sear the flesh, chuck roast preferably, season with salt and pepper. Paprika would be nice.
Stew for 3 hours with beef stock, mire poix, garlic, a splash of red wine, a splash of balsamic vinegar, a tablespoon of tomato PASTE, 1 teaspoon of dried thyme and enough beef stock to cover.

Slow roast for three hours.

Serve over mashed potatoes.

I don’t have to tell you how to make Gravy do I?

Sharkbait

Love a good pot roast. I’ve been tasked with making some sort of stew for football sunday. Thinking about this: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/lamb-shank-stew-with-russet-potato-top-recipe-1945993

laserguru
Sharkbait

Oh that’s going to happen for sure. I haven’t tried growing my own chili peppers yet. I have family in New Mexico that sent me a ton of dried ones I re-constitute and sick blend into a red mole type sauce and I incorporate that into the chili.

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Romonobyl

If I can chime in:
Sear as above in Grandma’s big cast iron pan, then add all that good stuff, cover with foil and let it rock in a 300 degree oven for a few hours.
Smashed taters and gravy are non-optional.

Romonobyl

Actually, a Dutch oven might work better with all the liquid, your mileage may vary.

Sharkbait

Speaking of LA, I’m going to be there for a week in early January. Is shooting down to San Diego worth a day trip?

laserguru

Definitely. What do you have in mind?

I can give you vistas.

I can give you food ideas.

I can give you culture.

Real story, I drove a cab in San Diego around 1986-1987 or so.

I ain’t lying.

Sharkbait

The wife and I have never been. Figured we’d take a day and take the train down there.

laserguru

Take the train to downtown San Diego. I think it’s Broadway or Kettner street station.
You can walk to the Embarcadero to see the Star of India, there’s a water taxi that can take you to Coronado for lunch. Tons of great seafood and an amazing photo op of downtown and Coronado.

Dinner in the Gaslamp.

That will be a 20% gratuity please.

Sharkbait

Do you accept tasty beverages as payment?

laserguru

Damn skippy!

Sharkbait

Wife and I are visiting my dad but Im sure we can hit San Diego for a day. That sounds like a fantastic day.

laserguru

It’s an amazing town.

Be sure to sample the local craft beers.

Romonobyl

Always good advice regardless of destination.

Sharkbait

That goes without saying.

Horatio Cornblower
Unsurprised

I was in Los Angeles, only for 30 hours, two weeks ago (or else I’d have emailed balls or someone to hang out). It was fun, but the best thing I heard was about the Pussy Posse completely tripping over each others dicks to be the first to fuck a model my brother knows who is holding out because she’s super Christian, which I also didn’t realize was as common as it is.

Unsurprised

I also viewed Blade Runner 2049. I have no idea what the fuck I watched. However, Jared Leto is still a horrible actor, a black hole who drags down everything around him.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I saw that this week too. Literally an hour too long.

Sharkbait

That was the reason I’m gonna watch that at home and skipped the theaters.

Unsurprised

Yep. I checked at one point and realized there was still an hour left and I almost left.

laserguru

Dude!

We could have had beers and talked about the space program!

Unsurprised

I know, but I wanted to hang out with my brother. I hadn’t even showed him my bar card in person yet. I may go back out again for the holiday break or in January, and I’ll make time then. Maybe there’ll be a playoff game!

laserguru

Say “When” and I’m there.

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Sharkbait

Well hello there

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fucking smoldering

Romonobyl

Looks a little chilly actually.

laserguru

Hey everybody!
I’m on a 4 day weekend!

Whoa.

WCS

You’ve earned it. Apparently, my right knee just might be almost as screwed up as your’s was. Not the same, but, in the same timezone.

laserguru

I can repost the process if you need.
Seriously
R
I
C
E
it is.
Feel better my brother.

Sharkbait

R-ye
I-ce
C-itrus peel
E-njoy

Did I get it?

laserguru

Fuck yes you did.

I can find no argument

WCS

I’m a veteran of three different arthroscopes. Doc said in 2003 I had the knee of a 55-year-old (I was 21). Got a cortisone shot on Tuesday, and an MRI scheduled in a couple of weeks. New doc seems convinced it’s more meniscus tears. He’s probably right.

laserguru

Have they talked about the lube yet? My Ortho surgeon called it WD-40. For us folks with no meniscus left.

Quick injection under the kneecap. Quick but motherfucker stings. Repeat bi-annually until crippled or dead I guess.

WCS

It was brought up. Said we’ll discuss things after the MRI.

I have no problem with any method they want to try. It all helps. I just can’t be off my feet anymore, not with two kids. Wifey goes back to work a week before Christmas, and I work from home. But, that entails I can move.

laserguru

AS long as you don’t have stairs.

I live here in the “mansion on the beach” and holy shit do we have stairs.
I park underground and have like 6 flights to my room.

This is not good physical therapy.

laserguru

I digress!

First of all I propose a toast to you Mr. WCS and your beautiful family.

Congrats!

Congrats.

Romonobyl

Just had my left meniscus trimmed up, doc said he’ll see me in a few years to do the right one. Maybe a little morbid, but almost a certainty.

Sharkbait

Nice. I have one more day, then 3 days off

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JerBear50

Hey man, gonna be trying out your panty-dropper Marsala recipe Tuesday. I was supposed to make it Wednesday but we went out instead.

Sharkbait

Must have missed that episode of Sunday Gravy. Now I’m curious to see how mine stands up

JerBear50

He did that one this past offseason. I’ve had it in my head for a while but I bought a bottle of Marsala a couple weeks ago when I made some French onion soup, so it’s gonna happen here shortly.

laserguru

Fuck yes. Be sure to get the good prosciutto.

JerBear50

Yeah, already did. Didn’t go with the super high end stuff since it’s getting cooked, but it was about $18 lb. I’ve been dying to make that since you posted it.

Sharkbait

Prosciutto in marsala? First you had my intrigue, but now you have my attention sir.

Unsurprised

When I was gone, I was shocked to see that no one made the easy lay up of

Vikings At The Bye. Dare We Hope?

— yeah right

laserguru

I Dare!

I dare!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Sharkbait

Hello

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WCS

Haldo.

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laserguru

Howdy BFC.

What time zone do you find yourself currently in?

Christ, is that even a sentence?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Mountain. Pacific was yesterday.

laserguru

How are the Rockies treating you?

Unsurprised

Mindhunter is way better than I expected it to be.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

I work in TV. It’s true. There is NOTHING ON EVER.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Mean Streets is!

Sharkbait

What channel? Maybe its buried in our network somewhere.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

: The Aaron Rodgers Story

WCS

TMC absolutely unedited

Sharkbait

And it’s encrypted. Back to Aqua Teen on Plex then.

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WCS

Hey, Mean Streets is on!

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WCS

So that’s what Lenin is up to these days…

Brick Meathook
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JerBear50

Meh. We’ve all got our crosses to bare.

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Bear crossing.

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OOOOOOOOK.

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Sharkbait

Japan is weird.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They have quite a ways to go.

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rockingdog

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I think this needs to be Re-Posted.

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DAMN IT!

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Senor Weaselo

Nobody’s put up the Cat Game? I’m gonna have fix that right meow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4

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Unsurprised

“Because Truman was too much of a pussy-wimp to let MacArthur go in there and blow out those commie bastards” sounds a lot better coming from her than it does coming from Rodney Dangerfield.

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Sharkbait

Not sure if show quote or line from Fox News

Unsurprised

The quote is from Back to School.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hn9xAaKUbw

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Unsurprised

Grandma?

(j/k – She was a dirty blonde Mexican)

Brick Meathook

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rockingdog

Mom?

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Not sure if nsfw.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Good to have you back!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’ve got one (1) autographed Hollywood star photo. Who is it? Clint Eastwood? Lynda Carter? Adam West???

Oh, hell no. It’s William Motherfuckin’ Smith, the guy Chuck Norris always wished he could be.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

And he doesn’t support conservapedia.com

Unsurprised

Chuck Norris is a piece of shit.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

It’s a shame, too. I always liked his early movies when I was a young Beastmode. Granted, they were bad, but a fun kind of bad.

Shogun Marcus

Ah yes, the Golan Globus days.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

That is messed up, man.

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WCS

BURN IT WITH ALL THE FIRE

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Sharkbait

That’s all kinds of wrong.

ballsofsteelandfury

I think I’m the only one that would actually try it. And probably like it.

Then again, I AM Mexican…

Shogun Marcus

I’d do it. FOAR SCIENCE!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I could probably have the pickle part, but not the Snickers part…

ballsofsteelandfury

I don’t care if it sounds like a gay joke, but I LOVE pickles!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I’ll admit to a fondness for most foods that don’t try to kill me.

Unsurprised

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I think she’s just rehearsing flickin’ her skittle.

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Shogun Marcus

Oh hai Karen!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Why you cry? Here is shoulder.

*Not shoulder.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Guess who got Invasion of the Bee Girls on blu-ray…

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Shogun Marcus

Dick Vitale? Candace Bergen? DABNEY COLEMAN!

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

You are terrible at guessing…

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Oh, hell yes they did! Shout Factory done gave me an early birthday present and released it on BR.

Is it awesome? Yes, yes it is.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, there will be a party with a lot of drinking, a lot of fighting, and a lot of sex.

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….. and the party will be just me and you.

Sharkbait

Meet you there. Fucking cold out tonight

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PHRASING.

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Shogun Marcus

But with more than just the two of you yes?
/no judgment, you do you!

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Don’t worry about the dog; she just runs around and bark during these parties.

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Sharkbait
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WCS

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Sharkbait

Rinse and repeat.

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Does she know where you keep the cutlery?

King Hippo

Now ROSA DIAZ…deffo Hippo’s type.

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WCS

The sword makes it classy!

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Black Widows are classy.

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Pierced nipples are a big thing nowadays.

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PUN INTENDED; NO ONE DENIES THIS!!.

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Hey, at least it is not one of the many fetishes.

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“Ladies, LADIES! I have another idea on how we can settle this!”