Nope, no football tonight. More or less.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJcwqyhUtH0
OK, calm down, don’t cry. There actually is if you want it badly enough.
The FCS quarterfinals do continue tonight with the #16 Kennesaw State Owls facing the #5 Sam Houston State BearKats. But that’s on ESPN3 though (8:30pmEST), so I say screw that game. Also, the BearKats are favored -5, but the moneyline is retarded. So screw that game even more.
And what the hell is a BearKat anyway? Just the name sounds scary.
Oh, OK. Not scary at all. Kinda looks like an otter fucked a weasel. Well that thought is kinda scary, I guess.
But unless it goes rabid and attacks the person in the mascot suit, I might be losing interest.
Also, the mascot’s name is “Sammy” btw…how creative, right? That would be like Stephen F. Austin’s mascot being named “Stevie”, which would be stupid too.
Little known fact…Stephen F. Austin’s mascot is actually the “Lumberjacks”. Not stupid exactly, but doesn’t sound interesting does it? Well, what if I told you the women’s teams are known as the “Ladyjacks”…..?
Still nothing, huh? Well I thought it was funny. Ladyjacks…hehehehe….
Aaaaaand I’ve gone off the rails here so let’s move on, shall we?
(Texas is weird)
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NFL Broadcast Maps – courtesy 506sports.com
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Things Which Are Not Football Foar Your Viewing Pleasures 2Nite
NHL
Lotsa games tonight, but only one national broadcast…
- Toronto @ Yinzburgh – 7:00pmEST – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Miami @ Brooklyn – 6:00pmEST – TV: NBATV
- Utah @ Milwaukee – 8:30pmEST – TV: NBATV
- OKC @ Memphis – 9:00pmEST – TV: NBATV*
* Not sure about the OKC/Memphis game. I’m seeing it listed on the interwebz as being on NBATV, but maybe a regional split? On my TeeVee box grid, it shows Utah/Milwaukee sooooo…you’ll get whatever you get.
NCAA Basketball
Top 25 Tonight:
- (5)Florida @ (17)Cincinnati – 6:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Southern Utah @ (3)Michigan State – 6:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- (14)Minnesota @ Arkansas – 6:45pmEST – TV: SECN
- (9)Notre Dame @ Delaware – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Hillsdale Free Will Baptist College now known as Randall University @ (23)Baylor – 7:00pmEST – TV: None because who gives a shit? J/K…FoxSportsSW 😉
- (18)West Virginia @ Pitt – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
Other Stupid Shit You Can Watch* Tonight:
- NCAA Women’s Volleyball Tourney – All night tonight more or less – TV: ESPNU
- American Ninja Warrior (whatever the fuck that is) – All night tonight more or less – TV: NBCSN
- UFC Fight Night – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- A Shitload of Star Wars Movies – All night tonight more or less – TV: TNT
- The Grinch (and not that stupid Jim Carrey bullshit) – 7:00pmEST – TV: TBS
- It’s A Wonderful Life – 8:00pmEST – TV: USA (Fuck off, George Bailey you dumbshit…Clarence should have pushed you into the river and been done with it)
- A Bunch of Stupid Ass Christmas Movies – All month more or less – TV: Hallmark Channel
* Please don’t admit it if you actually watch any of this other than the women’s volleyball. Otherwise, just lie and say you read a book or something.
But whatever you watch and/or do, you better sure as hell tell everyone about it in the comments. Otherwise we will think you don’t like us and we will be sad.
You heard me…get to it!!!!!!! Typey typey!!!!! NOW!!!!!
Someone has to put the lipstick on this pig of a night and it might as well be you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_yBUfMGvzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40V9_1PMUGM
Hey, blax, don’t do this for your gender reveal:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/nesn.com/2017/07/failed-gender-reveal-ends-with-mother-to-be-taking-baseball-to-face/amp/
Ugh I feel like garbage
There are much better musical choices, even at this late drunken hour.
Especially since it isn’t raining
Time for my favorite part of Christmas gift giving: Updating Electronics and meticulously re-packaging them so they’ll be usable before New Year’s
God damnit. The Vancouver Canucks’ shut down line can’t shut down shit. And fucking Nielsen. Dude is 6’7 and he’s flopping around like a fish. Jesus christ.
2 girls, no cup.
Almost a role reversal.
Good to see he found work after Austin Powers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDYgnrgEZYI
It’s too bad the Florida baseball team isn’t named “The Merlins” instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvUZijEuNDQ
Katie Nolan Covered in Salsa, a fetish I never knew until tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlRu2ysUy3Q
Salsa is good on tacos.
I’VE NEVAR FORGOTTEN THIS!
They miss their little brother.
Well, Spurs have pissed away a 19 point lead to let Suns tie it up with 3 minutes to go.
Gonna call it a night.
Be well, gents (and ladies if you’re out there).
Mr. Tom “went to sleep” after a massive stroke and little Timmy took his coin collection before he left.
He dead.
Oh no; he’ll be out of the hospital in no time.
*Leg casts.
boo
I’m not a fan of roundabouts either.
Even the launchy ones?
As long as it’s not my car.
Drive-trains and suspensions be overrated.
That cat on the left is unfazed
I think it is a dog “I gotta see this.” [in bark]
Reflecting more back on 2004: remember when making a slightly weird yell killed your campaign?
And isn’t it incredible how that guy went from legitimate progressive voice to pharma shill?
That whole thing stems from “don’t show how you really feel” and poor Howard can’t act fer shit. They should have let him go out there and go “well, that kind of sucked, didn’t it?”
And he’s a DOCTOR, it’s drilled into they brains to be pharma shills.
But free boat rides tho.
Can you imagine if he was a black divorcee who’d bankrupted multiple billion dollar companies?
Speaking of which, why don’t southern repulblicans give a fuck about where trump goes to church? Seemed like a big deal for obama (and kenned) (oh wait they were spendocrats)
Pssst….
Because Trump is white.
Well I don’s see race, people tell me I’m white and I believe them because [redacted].
Yeah…white…
Maybe partly this:
https://www.rawstory.com/2017/12/florida-rally-cheers-when-republican-predicts-trumps-jerusalem-embassy-decision-may-usher-in-armageddon/
If you’re confused about evangelicals supporting Trump, it’s because you haven’t realized they don’t actually worship God but worship autocratic power for its own sake.
I think a big, the most important even, question is, do they know that?
No.
I would say the distinction is irrelevant to them.
I live here in the belly of the beast, I’m used to the hypocrisy. It’ll be expensive, but I’m most likely gonna retire back to Massachusetts.
WHATS ARE YOU SAYINS?? HE FOUND JESUS!!
*On the campaign trail.
Or had five children by three different wives?
I don’t like this mostly football-less Saturday. This February might finally do mah cracker ass in.
Surely there are many reasonably priced escort services in your area?
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/363/650/769.jpg
Chose “Logan” over sports options.
I have zero regrets.
Big Mistake. Mac Forever.
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I went to check out Logan from the library last week and it appears that someone has stolen it.
Why did Indianapolis rank so low? I’d guess Indiana is easy-going and reliable.
High crime, high meth rates, a blue speck in a blood red ocean. The dichotomy of have/have not seems more severe than other places. Also years of christian conservatism have screwed up their economy.
pence came from here…ppl that live there are trying to forget that
No interesting culture to speak of. It’s all sprawl and highways and depression.
So I was just seeing bits of pieces of John Kerry’s 2004 campaign and holy shit did you remember the Democrats ran John fucking Kerry in 2004?
I contributed $200 to his campaign. I still get emails from the DNC asking for money.
I remember he lost to Bush, who’s campaign mostly hinged on a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. HOW DID THAT WORK OUT FOR YOU ASSHOLES! ALSO DID YOU DROP OUS OF 7th GRADE AND NEVER LEARN THAT CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS ARE NOT A PRESIDENTIAL POWER? OH RIGHT, OF COURSE YOU DID AND THEN MARRIED YOUR SISTER/BROTHER!
Also, Cheney’s daughter is gay and was out at the time, but it was “unfair” to bring it up in the campaign.
Thinking back on what a shitshow those years were, I think I’d still prefer them to what we’re going through now.
I think without hte one we wouldn’t have t’other.
Perhaps, but I think the present situation is more a result of racist reaction to the black guy.
It’s some of that and some the continual upward momentum of wealth that’s left more and more people desperate for desperate a savior that even a conman would do.
They just seemed better.
What? Two never ending wars bugs you? Pussy.
Everything is relative., I reckon.
I like that the GOP Swiftboated him WHILE RUNNING BUSH JR. The fucking looking glass.
I think the political environment was definitely different back then, but holy hell, the Democrats are way too eager to out-military the Republicans and it never ever pays off for them.
Well, he did, George and most of his cabinet got out of service; gotta give them credit; they just attacked and it worked.
Oh, I know. It’s why the Democrats need to stop trying to straddle the liberal-conservative divide. Conservatives will never take 50% of what they want when the Republican is offering 100%. Kerry was a great example of offering 50%.
He had a really good convention, and absolutely everything was liquid shit thereafter.
Buuuuuuutttt…dunno if 2004 was gonna be anything but an annoying loss, regardless. And in retrospect, thank fuck “Johnny” Edwards got nowhere near real power. Fuck, speaking of votes and donations one regrets…
The psychosis 9/11 put us in ensured that we’d end up with a right-leaning government at the very best. The lust for war was just too great and Iraq hadn’t gone fully tits up yet to offer up actual progressive politics and expect to win.
We got 8 years of a cool black guy. That my (now ded) Republican, teetotaler Baptist Grandmother voted for.
I just go to my mental happy place and hold onto that.
Do you think Barry misses us too? Or is he too busy having sex and doing other cool black guy stuff…
I think once he got his $60 million book advance the millions in public park land in Chicago to build his library, he stopped caring about us.
Good for him. He earned the not caring about us.
You saying that 10+ years of lies and racist bullshit might wear a public servant down a bit?
I’m not saying that.
But I might be thinking it.
Just a tad bit?
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/obama-protect-democracy-or-risk-following-path-of-nazi-germany/ar-BBGr5Qw?OCID=ansmsnnews11
Dude still gives great speech. Also; George didn’t need nearly as large a liberry.
Trump’s presidential library will fit into a Sunglass Shack kiosk.
Jeez, let’s hope so. I’d hate to think we broke him.
Plus Michelle is still way totes doable.
He should never have made that campaign stop at the Altoona Taco Bell.
I still cannot fathom why they tried to run Secretary Clinton down America’s throat.
They literally ran with the worst candidate possible, who struggled to lock up the primary against an old unknown, socialist who only registered as a democrat like 6 months before the election.
Leave it to the democrats to routinely snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The lost to a fucking parody twitter account.
“parody twitter account.”
That’s a lot of credit.
It’s because the Clintons intimidated anyone who would try to oppose her and had enough power in the party to get their way. They had actual loyalty scores to target people who left them to back Obama in 2008 and campaigned against them. That’s why only Bernie could step up to oppose her: the Clintons had no leverage over him.
It’s why I think the party is finally turning on them.
Gary Hart…….
’88 sure was fun.
Should definitely go to bread but there’s this whole glass of vodka some one poured…
Halfway to bourble.
Go to bread and whey down?
I’m sure her girlfriend is happy.
I had a completely different response in mind, but I’ve been trying to figure out how to phrase it to minimize my future shunning.
Hot Taek…99% of the people that claim they have “food allergies” are attention seeking morons who have neither allergies nor good taste.
Nuts could kill me. In this case I am the 1 percent.
Deez nuts?
No, treez nuts
It was too easy.
I have yet to meet someone that claims they have a wheat gluten allergy that can identify what the term “gluten” fucking means.
I was eating with a lady friend who would make the biggest fucking shit show about how she can’t touch wheat gluten.
She is vegan so she eats imitation meats all of the time. That shit is basically just pure fucking pressed gluten.
Well since you have not met anybody it MUST be true.
Oh Moose…don’t be a drama queen.
I know you understand how to parse a sentence.
I’ll add a coma, doctor juststopdude.
Somebody call me?
(that’s a “come doctor” joke btw…gluten free)
FIXED IT!
LMFAO
I had a friend/coworker who legitimately has a gluten reaction. He noticed it when he drank beer and after he switched to other alcohol, he had no digestive problems. His sister also has the issue, so I think it’s legitimately genetic.
And you know what? I didn’t even know until I explicitly asked him. He never said anything about it and never mentioned any special diets. He thought people who emphasize it are kinda dicks.
There are all kinds of food allergies; some people think they have them and don’t, some people have them and are un-diagnosed and feel like shit all the time, symptoms very, etc. A great example is Celiac disease. Some go away, some come on at an older age. I guess if we go anecdotal a guy at work, his wife has a corn allergy; has to carry an epipen since corn is in every fucking thing. Another woman I work with has enough of a gluten allergy that she throws up.
I know a lady that has the corn allergy. Really limits her choices when we go out to eat, especially Mexican.
Yup. Exactly my point.
The vast majority of us deal with issues, both severe and minor, on a regular basis and don’t feel the need to generate a massive shit show.
My experience is that those that go to the trouble of gaining said attention, generally can’t seem to keep their story straight.
I have a friend who legitimately has Celiac’s disease. She hates with a fiery passion the anti-gluten phase because many restaurants have gotten sloppy with their cross contamination.
I get ill from certain seafoods, but since I don’t really care for any seafood, I use this as an excuse so I can order steak instead. I like ribeye.
Kudos on the ASSist there, kid.
That’s just good hustle.
How did you get that video of Lil Balls?
You take steroids?