NFL News:
- Your new Bears head coach is Matt Nagy.
- He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
- He played QB at Delaware, and spent 5 years in the Arena League.
- He is/was the Chiefs OC in 2016. Prior to the Chiefs, he was with the Eagles from 2009-13.
SHOCKING: Richie Incognito is being accused of dropping some slurs in the Bills loss versus the Jags.
- Specifically, Jags DE Yannick Ngakoue accused Incognito of making “some weak racist slurs” during the game.
- SHOCKING #2: Cam’s concussion protocol treatment during the loss to the Saints will be getting the once-over by the NFL.
- It will get the same scrutiny that Russell Wilson’s protocol did when he spent the three minutes in the tent back in November, a move which cost the Seahawks $100,000.
SHOCKING #3: Jeff Triplette was reportedly so bad on Saturday he decided to retire.
- Now, this morning, the controversy is that the NFL knew he was retiring, and gave him a playoff game upon which to ride off into the sunset.
Finally, this is pretty savage.
Game preview: JV Falcons versus JV Patriots
I don’t care what the spread is, this game is Bama’s to lose. They could theoretically win their 5th National Championship in nine years, so as much as we like to rip on Nick Satan Saban, you have to allow that Alabama has shown a remarkable pattern of success since his hiring.
From everything I read, it sounds like this game comes down to whether Georgia’s two-headed running monster can overcome Alabama’s stifling #1-ranked run defence. Seniors Nick Chubb and Sony Michel both have surpassed the 1,000-yard mark this fall, boosting their career totals to a combined 8,259 yards, moving them past Eric Dickerson and Craig James – of Southern Methodist fame in the early 1980s – on the all-time list for tandem running backs.
Because, from having watched the two semi-final games, Georgia doesn’t have much of a defence, and Alabama can put up points fairly quickly. A freshman QB, no matter how poised, doesn’t have much to draw upon if he gets flustered. If the game turns to Bama quickly, I think we all have to reflect on how supremely talented DeShaun Watson is, and how what he did for Clemson last year might be considered a miracle. I’m keeping RAW on redial if this game becomes a blowout by halftime.
SI.com has a story on the game’s punters, which isn’t half-bad. Read all the way to the bottom, however, for the latest in America’s culinary demise, Batter – the edible cookie dough gelaterie.
Commercial airtime is averaging $1.2 million per 30-second spot. Kendrick Lamar is performing at halftime.
For you lovable gambling degenerates, Alabama is currently favoured by 4.5, and the over/under is 47.
Oh, and the President will be there, so I hope people enjoy the extra extra-security the game already has. In Canada, they’ve mostly stopped showing politicians on the big screen, because they always get booed. I wonder if they’ll show the Orange Face of Incompetence on the YUGGGGGE board, and if so what will the reaction be.
Update: Well, the protests are planned.
No surprise, since the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reminds its readers that Trump tweeted that Atlanta is “horrible” and “crime infested”.
Prediction:
What I want: Georgia 24-17
What I expect: Alabama 35-10
Tonight’s sports:
- College Football Playoff National Championship: Alabama vs. Georgia
- 8:15PM | ESPN / TSN
- NBA:
- Bucks at Pacers – 7:00PM | NBATV
- Raptors at Nets – 7:30PM | Sportsnet
- Nuggets at Warriors – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Monday Night RAW – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Unless you have a regional broadcast that interests you, it’s a pretty thin sports schedule tonight.
AGREED!
FG drink!
Tito’s.
Nice.
A bulldog can’t have good taste? Must be a cat lover.
Saban choose Culpepper over Breesus and the Light has forsaken dolphins since…damn him to the slobber of the Dawgs
Every time i see Blankenship I think to myself, “It’s time to watch Slapshot again”
HE BROUGHT HIS FUCKING TOYS WITH HIM!!!!!
I think it’s on Netflix again.
*sigh*
Kiffin’s right. Just run the ball. By the 4th quarter they’d be rolling.
No Kiffin has ever been right about anything.
Oh – game’s not on ABC?
Considering I turned it on to a debt relief commercial, I was so sure this was gonna be the right channel.
THIS ALABAMA UNIVERSITY, I CALL IT THE DILDO FACTORY, BECAUSE ALL IT PRODUCES ARE GIGANTIC DICKS
Trent Richardson may be big but he’s limp and useless like a dildo make of Jell-O.
There’s Jell-O?
– Trent Green
Just look inside your own head.
THIS BAMA TEAM I CALL THEM THE PATRIOTS BECAUSE IF THEIR TEAM PLANE CRASHED I’D SHOW UP AND MAKE S’MORES, AND THEN POUR MORE GASOLINE ON THE FUCKING FIRE. THEN I’D PISS ON IT. THEN I’D SPRAY THE SITE WITH ARSENIC!
Astatine AND arsenic!
So how’s the game?
The ruling on the field is that the pass was complete. Now we’re gonna waste five minutes reviewing this and fuck up UGa’s momentum and let Satan’s defense catch its breath.
Fuck you ‘Bama.
Welcome back!
Please tip your waitresses.
Just the tip, if you’re still at the Capital Cabaret.
“Gotta get off the field on 3rd down”
am I guessing coaches’ room right?
Watching the Jeff Triplette Retirement Party with my son yesterday and he drops the line “This is like watching a game of Calvinball!”
He wasn’t wrong
My favorite storyline was when Rosalyn played Calvinball. It was beautifully sweet.
Oh man, that was amazing. Also amazing was the Transmogrifier gun and the aftermath of it breaking.
Greatest comic strip ever and there will be no further discussion on the topic.
Because The Far Side wasn’t a strip. They are both comic GOATs.
This guy knows what’s up.
Nick Saban off Broadway production of Rumplestiltskin incoming
He’s more of a Jaffar-type. Covets titles and recruits like a magic lamp; will stop at nothing to get them.
Who thought letting The Good Doctor play QB against Alabama was a good idea?
That throw was surgical.
He’s operating well Fromm under center
yes indeed, 34-20 is 14!
Today I got a raise. Almost fucking killed myself on an icy sidewalk. Got my son’s high school entrance tests where he scored above average. Had a cigar. Ate chicken and white bean chili. Found out my wife’s uncle died. The afterlife has another grumpy, crusty, but friendly Italian man who will tell everyone he meets that they’re doing it wrong.
Congratsdulences?
Now there’s no more sidewalk.
Things I Think I Heard In The Coaches Film Room Broadcast … Tonight!:
“Ya like that Gundy?!?”
“This great punter has gotta be great heah.”
/still bourble’n
Dr. Pepper Larry belongs on Eastbound and Downs Syndrome
Thank god Oprah’s back on the national radar. Jesus god almighty someone harpoon her and tie her to a fucking rocket
The Democratic nomination is gonna turn into a Hell In A Cell match between her and The Rock, and yet, somehow, it’s still more appealing than four more years of the status quo. Fuck me.
The Rock is a Republican. Not that I guess it matters, but he is for now.
Fuck no.
I would love to see Georgia win 3-0.
That would be Peak Pawl.
3-2
Ouch…that Hurts.
Seriously…Imma go be by myself for now.
Fuck ‘Bama tho.
“go be by myself for now”
/grabs lube
//searches for “sexy clowns fucking”
Uh huh, uh huh.
Two words buddy boy…
Ir. Say.
Sorry…that was a low blow.
Compromised meself there too.
This is why I need to be watching this one alone.
Night folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rOiW_xY-kc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ
Things I Think I Heard In The Coaches Film Room Broadcast … Tonight!:
“Penetration is key.”
“Ya gotta check the check.”
/bourble
What is “Things they say when Warren Sapp is soliciting?” Let’s do The “Room” Where it Happens for $800.
Horatio, you could always just get the iPhone X for your cat and not to put dinosaurs into videos of him.
Judging by how slow that cat is moving, the update has apparently uploaded.
IPhone XXX will let you augment your dick pics and morph it into Vin diesel
iPhone 69 will automatically graft Ron Jeremy’s dick over your own on all the nudes you send out.
Insurmountable Lead
“Insurmountable Lead”!
-Flint, Michigan’s Drinking Water
I can’t wait for the Most Interesting Man In The World’s statue reveal presented by Rob Riggle and Dos Equis
12 strong whatever he’s all our marketing budget
I’m admittedly watching Super Plinko, even though the people on it (like on Millionaire) take way too fucking long to answer a question. Afterwards is Better Late Than Never, but if I wanted to see old American guys cause international incidents, I’d just check Agent Orange’s Twitter.
Same thing on here, strictly for the purpose of illumination. Literally, not figuratively.
All the alcohol is downstairs. All the food is way upstairs. You do the math as to whether I’m showing up to work tomorrow.
Once again, gravity is always to blame.
If Alexander Newton had never invented the apple I wouldn’t be in this pickle!
So I should spend $1,000 on an iPhone X so I can stick dinosaurs in the videos I take of my cat?
Seems legit.
That was a purty run.
These young guys are great until they blow out a knee.
“They sure ar…oh, you said knee.”
Sandusky, J.
as Horatio alluded, feeling bad about ignoring my under impulse
If Georgia’s running back gets himself paralyzed from the waist down in this game, are we allowed to refer to him as a half-Chubb?
Obligated
Just change it to “Semi”
Georgia past the 50 is giving me a half Chubb
https://gfycat.com/HonestOrganicChuckwalla
I think we should replay the immediacy of the false start reaction. DON’T YOU??
I’ve always semi-rooted for Georgia in JV football, (because what am I going to do, root for Connecticut? Please), because they were always good but never great. While I would very much like them to win if I were a degenerate gambler I’d take ‘Bama, the points and the under.
OK, I’m checking out for now. This is as close as I’ve gotten to any meaningful banner since 1983 and I’ll likely call you fuckers names I’ll regret later if I don’t go watch this alone.
Love ya’s. And fuck you.
Didn’t the Ratbirds win two Super Bowls this century?
I’m more invested in UGa.
See, you don’t know Seamus quite as much as yinz thought.
You mean the Cardiac Pack won’t rise again?
Let’s say the likelihood is currently in question.
*cues Imagine Dragon album*
I forgot the lettuce but it looks like I’ll make it home safe and still high.
It would have just been in the way
Yes, ride the Chubb.
“I’ll take, ‘What did Brett Farve say to his prom date?’ for $600, Alex”.
Is it just me or did our orange POTUS get a healthy dose of boos as he waddled out onto the field?
Seemed pretty apparent to me.
It was a decent amount, considering the states involved and the location.
Hey there folks!
Any camera time for president pumpkin spice? I found this cool BINGO game made by our friends?
at DEADSPIN
Woof woof.
Suck it, Tuscaloosa.
Stupid name for a town anyway.
that was a way cool chiefs name.
Wait, whut now?
– Alex Smith
and not give it to Scarborough…why?
Good to see Mayhem back to normal.
I still only see him as an Oz character. Same for the Farmer’s dude.
Millennium.
Don’t bother googling, I doubt it would yield meaningful results.
Rescue Me or CSI: Miami.
I’d like to see them do a couple of ads in character from Oz.
Taco Bell commercials make me irrationally angry.
Have a taco and relax, man.
“Oh, For God’s Sake-Shut The Hell Up!”
-Burritos
Chimichangas or GTFO
Wade Wilson, is that you?
Fromm: Yep, still an idiot.
check.
As much as I love LA we sure can’t do weather right.
That big ass fire that torched a lot of Ventura and Santa Barbara Counties has been shortly followed up with flash flood warnings. Which means that with all of the vegetation gone entire hillsides will now slide off.
Is it too much to ask for a steady even rain instead of getting an entire years worth in two days?
Nooooope!
I saw that earlier. Hang in there.
Rent a boat.
This is why the PNW is ideal. /s
Hot chicks at least.
Its almost like most of California is not a stable enough environment to support massive cities….
This. it’s a semi-desert environment with millions of people crammed into it.
Hey, at least you’re not Ottawa. It ranges between 5 and 105 up here on a yearly basis. Think it may be the national capital with the largest annual temperature fluctuations in the world.
/doesn’t actually know if this is true or not
//yes, ah’m usin’ yer danged freedum units of heat!!1!