Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that’s last night’s chili talking, I’ve no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jacksonville/New England:
Some football fans down Florida way are talking about The Coughlin Effect transforming this team. “So what is The Coughlin Effect?”, you may ask. Well, as a Giants fan I can tell you it involves not wearing hats in meetings, setting the clocks in the practice facility five minutes ahead and treating any and all injuries with bloodletting-you know, basic crotchety old man stuff. I’ve no doubt that when he was first told that players were kneeling during the anthems his gut reaction was to foam at the mouth.
Injuries:
Tom Brady has some stitches in his paw-paw. Will he play? (yes) Will he wear a glove? (maybe) Will it affect his game? (no) Do I like question marks? (most assuredly)
Stratergizering:
Rumour has it that Adele would like to see Jalen Ramsay on the Gronkster but the Jags D usually covers te’s with a safety (Church/Gipson) or Myles Jack. Besides the fact that Ramsey is out-weighed by a good fifty pounds, what of Brandin Cooks? I can’t see the Jags pulling something special out of their game plan hat today.
Here’s a Problem:
Their names are Hurns, Westbrook, Cole and Lee. That’s not the name of a law firm, that’s the Jags receiving corpse. If the team falls behind by two scores it’s not going to be pretty. That said, I think the speedy Westbrook just might grab a TD on some sort of trickery dickery dock.
Old Adage is old:
War. Won. Trenches. You know how it goes but if Jacksonville’s d-line of Ngakoue, (another strip-sack maybe?) Campbell, Jackson, Dareus and Fowler play as they have been recently the timing that Brady & Co. depend so much upon will be jiggered and they’ll be out of their comfort zone.
Have at ‘er darlings-it’s all yours now.
might as well let the assdicks in now
This Guy Miles Jack… i call him twitter because hes letting a few white nationalists run wild.
I can’t take this bullshit.
You know why I hate the NFL? Because no one can figure out how to beat the fucking Patriots with any consistency.
*Eli looks up from his copy of Highlights*
Yes, a fucking dipshit savant can do it somehow.
THAT’S A CATCH
I think that was clearly a catch, so it probably wasn’t.
they should just nuke that stadium
NOT A CATCH.
But it’ll stand.
I hate everything
Listen to that crowd cheering for the economy!
Pats are gonna leave Bortles too much time.
Lol
OK, Romo making some hilarious noises there
He learned a lot from Jessica Simpson
It’s usually the sound of bones snapping.
Thank god im not a gambler.
Well at least Jacksonville will have enough time for Bortles to throw a desperation backbreaking pick.
sound off
So Jacksonville’s strategy is run up the middle for 1 yard to chew some clock, then throw two incompletions to chew up no time?
That’s a bold strategy.
P*ts need to turn it over. Otherwise this one is done.
It wish it wasn’t happening…but it’s happening.
Pick six.
Pick six.
Pick six.
Pick six.
Pick six.
Pick six.
Pick six.
Please?
Game ending pick 6 please
FUCK
I KNOW I’ve seen that motion get called a fair catch by refs in previous games, even though it’s clearly now the players intent.
FUCKING FINISH THEM, PATS. DO IT NOW.
http://www.ramsondemand.com/attachments/football-dummies-book-outblush-jpg.4953/
Jesus, Jaguras. You could not possibly fuck this thing up more to the script than you are.
i hate football.
Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
Heck of a job, Stillers. Way to give the Pats a pissed off Harrison.
g’fuh
Ahahaha we’re fucked.
21 yards net on the punt
The Steelers fuck us one more time
OH I FUCKING HATE JAMES HARRISON WHY CAN’T HIS BRAIN GET CTE’D INTO MUSH?!
It is. So is Dan Foutes’ brain
Oh it will….
Probably already has – give it 20 years. Less, even.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!
goddamnit
Bortles isn’t good, you guys.
Guys all this running on 1st is just all set up for the play action on 1st down 3 games from now.
They’re already looking ahead to preseason week 2.
Exactly
Does Bortles know how to progress through reads?
His cone of vision is still pretty small he hasnt leveled it up in the offseason yet.
No
what happened to throwing to the backs in the flat?
STOP RUNNING UP THE MIDDLE ON FIRST DOWN
for fuck’s sake
Or just run up the middle on all 3 downs
STOP THAT BULLSHIT
One more field goal Blake.
Who saw that coming?!
Jags gonna win
Jags gonna win
Jags gonna win
/strokes dog-eared copy of The Secret
Do NOT jinx them
Ok, now call me crazy, but I’m willing to bet a substantial amount of money that the Jags’ first play here will be a hand-off.
alright, you can’t give ’em the ball back unless you score 7 first
Now, chew some fucking clock up FFS.
If NE loses, i May stream their post game call in show.
Ok Bort, don’t do anything stupid here.
-Bort
NE FLAG PAS