Are you ready? Last Sunday was oh-so-glorious and I’m not sure how it can be topped but the bowels of my being are telling me it will be. Perhaps that’s last night’s chili talking, I’ve no idea. What the heckfire am I waiting for? TO THE GAME!
Jacksonville/New England:
Some football fans down Florida way are talking about The Coughlin Effect transforming this team. “So what is The Coughlin Effect?”, you may ask. Well, as a Giants fan I can tell you it involves not wearing hats in meetings, setting the clocks in the practice facility five minutes ahead and treating any and all injuries with bloodletting-you know, basic crotchety old man stuff. I’ve no doubt that when he was first told that players were kneeling during the anthems his gut reaction was to foam at the mouth.
Injuries:
Tom Brady has some stitches in his paw-paw. Will he play? (yes) Will he wear a glove? (maybe) Will it affect his game? (no) Do I like question marks? (most assuredly)
Stratergizering:
Rumour has it that Adele would like to see Jalen Ramsay on the Gronkster but the Jags D usually covers te’s with a safety (Church/Gipson) or Myles Jack. Besides the fact that Ramsey is out-weighed by a good fifty pounds, what of Brandin Cooks? I can’t see the Jags pulling something special out of their game plan hat today.
Here’s a Problem:
Their names are Hurns, Westbrook, Cole and Lee. That’s not the name of a law firm, that’s the Jags receiving corpse. If the team falls behind by two scores it’s not going to be pretty. That said, I think the speedy Westbrook just might grab a TD on some sort of trickery dickery dock.
Old Adage is old:
War. Won. Trenches. You know how it goes but if Jacksonville’s d-line of Ngakoue, (another strip-sack maybe?) Campbell, Jackson, Dareus and Fowler play as they have been recently the timing that Brady & Co. depend so much upon will be jiggered and they’ll be out of their comfort zone.
Have at ‘er darlings-it’s all yours now.
JAMES HARRISON, DESTROYER OF UNIVERSES
oh my fuck
Jesus.
I HATE JAMES HARRISON WHY WON’T SOMEONE MAKE HIS SKULL CONCAVE
Zombie James Harrison
I hate you all
He is well rested
you shitass
Pleeeeeease Jags, don’t make me have to cheer for the Eagles.
Tpo Soon with the Zombie… Gronks still in the arena
They were talking about Odin Lloyd.
ZAHHHHHMBY ZAHHHHHHHHHMBY
wow, not a handoff on 1st down
NO!!!!!!! run on 1st down!
I’ll give Romo credit. He’s equally excited for both sides.
Just like a female porn star.
DON’T YOU FUCKERS PLAY THE CRANBERRIES
Grumble grumble I’ll linger in your mother
There will be Bortles. Can already feel my milkshake be dranken
Jags probably going to kneel it
Engage “Meat Tenderizer Protocol” and just injure every. fucking. P*triot both on and off the field, Jaguras.
See what happens when the Bengals don’t make the Postseason.
They don’t get to lose to Pittsburgh????
Yes, but take them out in the process.
Well, at least i can laugh at Eagles fans already brawling WITH THEMSELVES outside the Linc
Just back from skiing. The guys on the radio seemed to think refereeing may have played a part in this comeback.
Love to say so, but no. Poor playcalling by Jaguars, on both sides, is mostly to blame.
I can’t. Can you can’t?
AMENDOLAW CAWT THAT BAWL LIKE ONE-AH THA DAHHKIES. BRADY/BELI 2020 WHITEHOUSE
Romo: “Belichick ecstatic”…Tony, I think I love you just a little.
I wish I’d had as many tequila shots as Tony Romo has.
“Hand it off on 1st down. They’ll never see it coming.”
-Doug Marrone
This is always the end result of playoff martyball
Eh, if they hadn’t done it themselves the refs would have found a way to do it for them.
Well Bort, you wanna shut us all up?
Why isn’t 39 jamming his helmet into amendola’s chest there?
there is no justice, there is no hope
Play action for 75 yrds on the first play
All you had to do was push his honkey ass out
“Did you think anything else was gonna happen there?”
GODDAMN IT
But did they leave too much time on the clock for Blake Bortles?, is a question that absolutely no one is asking right now.
Romo entering the Gruden zone
THAT IS A GODDAMN CATCH
Ugh, Can this not happen again, please?
Another big gain for the underdog white males!
When will Rich White guys catch a break in this country?
I have to say, that was a helluva catch.
I don’t like it, but it was. Helluva throw and catch.
They aren’t a dynasty for nothing.
Cheating helps
I hate white people.
We all do.
Fuck the world
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
*sighs*
A trip to the Super Bowl rides on the shoulders of Blake Bortles.
What were the odds of me saying something like that last August?
Or ever again
Jack and Dareus out? Oh yeah, Jags are doing great!
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All things are shit. All things will always be shit. Hopefully, when we die, there will at least be rest.
Faking injuries has no place in professional sports.
Patriots should be fined for all the non sense with Brady’s hand this week
Never watch football.
“OK”
-Stevie Wonder
2nd half play-calling killed the Jags.
Listen that crowd booing Mueller!
Hey Todd Haley??? You just saw that, right?
Yeah but did Todd have an undersized, aging, injured quarterback?