Another NFL year is in the books, but fear not, dear reader, for we have plenty of #content to keep you amused and occupied until this mad cycle begins again.
All of your favourite off-season recurring features are BACK such as Yeah Right’s Sunday Gravy, RTD’s Request Line, my AFL Beat, and, later in the summer, Maestro’s CFL Beat!
We also will delve more deeply into Make it Snow’s Beer Barrel and provide you new features such as DFO University where we will provide introductory classes to important subjects in order to broaden our horizons and knowledge base.
In addition, we are quite lucky in that 2018 is both an Olympic year and a fútbol World Cup year! There will be extensive coverage including World Cup group previews, Olympics event previews, and live blogs.
Speaking of live blogs, the off-season would not be complete without the now-traditional Spelling Bee Liveblog (if we can remember this time) and the Westminster Kennel Show Liveblog.
As you may have noticed, we have a new acid trip you can take every Friday courtesy of Beastmode and starring yours truly and my delightful chrome nipples which will be followed each week by Sexy Friday.
Speaking of Sexy, TWBS and I have another edition of Goddess with even more explicit sexuality and nudity. Can’t go wrong there.
There are too many good things coming up to name them all. Keep it tuned to DFO and you’ll see that this pesky off-season will fly by in no time at all.
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Also coming soon, Horatio goes back to Oak Island, then forgets about it after 2-3 episodes!
Coming soon, Unsurprised’s Nihilist Depression vs. Glimpses of Hope Cage Matches
So it took four hours to drive down to the base, wait around for someone to bring by the furlough paperwork for us to sign, and then drive home. Two hours later I see that the Senate passed a three week continuing resolution, then the House passed it this afternoon, and all that’s left is for the Orange Wotsit to sign. You know he will, because he still wants to go to his party tomorrow night. So I get a total of four hours off and don’t even get a fucking sleep-in day out of this shutdown. Probably go through the whole thing again in three weeks.
Same here, minus the four hours of driving. I barely even got any day drinking done!
I should have been more clear- one hour drive, two hour wait, one hour drive home. Still, what a waste of time.
Coming soon: Low Commander’s new feature “Better Know an Alcohol,” which is not at all an excuse to be able to write off my booze purchases as tax deductible!
“You can’t do that anymore.” -Congress
/All my violin maintenance was tax deductible
I should’ve picked another gif.
I like to think she’s at a table reading for the final episode and is cracking up at the lumberjack ending, before realizing they were serious.
Don’t forget to exercise. Now’s the time to start getting in shape for when the season begins in September.
https://gfycat.com/BadUnselfishAdeliepenguin
I will exercise. I gotta buy new workout shorts though.
Snowdipping
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ttps://gfycat.com/BeneficialRaggedIguanodon
damn penguins
There’s also “Brick Meathook’s Photos of Cut-Away American Turbo-Supercharged Large Displacement Radial Piston Engines 1945-1960” to look forward to:
Also lubrication diagrams:
This one looks like a dick:
Hey, I’m sending you an email re: LA meetup.
engineering, ahoy!
I’m just here for the Aussie football.
Also rugby?
Man, I dis-understand rugby even MOAR
At least there a touchdown actually means touching down
Stupid name for a sport. I’da called it “Chazzwozzers”
I’m a little disappointed DFO is ignoring the last game of the season, but then I guess no one really watches the Pro Bowl anyway.
what about the Puppy bowl?
Nah, it’s gotten too commercial. Used to just be about the ass-sniffin’.
I’ve spent the last 15 hours wondering if I was wrong about what year it is, or that I couldn’t count. Who the fuck thought this was a good logo for LII, and not say, LIII, which is what my brain registers this as?
I’d have gone with this:
Hated that book. And I like Elmore Leonard.
Way to rub it in.
/Mutters “Asshole.”
Anyway I also hope to come back with more ways to scorch my remaining taste buds with House of Pain (including a post on Tabasco, so there’ll be something for everyone!) and… they’re still not renewing Battlebots are they? Fuckers.
I love the #content, but I fear for your asshole.
No, that’ll be when I do The Last Dab. Which reminds me, I still need to go to Chelsea Market. Which means I need an excuse to be around that area.
And of course the companion piece “Wow this pancreatitis hurts like a bitch!!!!”.
Also….
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MUTTER’S ASSHOLE!!!!!!!
(yes I had to change the punctuation, but worth it).
Unlike 50 Cent, when I say “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” I fucking mean it.
Hey, you forgot about Coach Carroll’s Weird Mysteries! That dude’s not defying the will of international governments and social norms for nothing, you know…
I didn’t want to embarrass the others as to how they’ve been slacking in providing quality #content compared to you.
/ cracks whip in #content mines
the beatings will continue until the moral improves
I also have Most Glorious el beisbol Cardinals fixtures to “look forward to” so back to my original point, there is no goddamned point to any of it.
/reminds Hippo to search Amazon for a copy of “Final Exit” and Chechnya football shirt.
THAT is actually quite the snazzy shirt, too!
They only play the Republic of Artsakh and Tibet, though.