Welcome to the final entry in the Second Annual DFO Hate Week, brought to you by Drew Magary’s Minnesota upbringing, Bush’s Baked Beans, and the Arkansas Food Hall of Fame.
They are announcing the Football Hall of Fame Enshrinees tonight, so have at that in the comments. As a reminder, the nominees were:
- Tony Boselli, 6. Joe Jacoby 11. Kevin Mawae
- Isaac Bruce, 7. Edgerrin James 12. Randy Moss
- Brian Dawkins, 8. Ty Law 13. Terrell Owens
- Alan Faneca, 9. Ray Lewis 14. Brian Urlacher
- Steve Hutchinson, 10. John Lynch 15. Everson Walls
If Ray Lewis doesn’t get in, his reaction towards Peter King could go one of two ways,
Tonight’s sports: (of interest)
- NHL:
- Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
- Avs at Jets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Blackhawks at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- Lightning at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Rockets at Cavaliers – 8:30PM | ABC
- NCAA:
- Michigan State at Indiana – 8:15PM | ESPN
- BYU at Gonzaga – 10:00PM | ESPN2
- UFC:
- Machida vs. Anders: From Belem, Brazil – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
As you know, the Patriots & Tom Brady have a chance to win their sixth Super Bowl tomorrow. Let’s check in with North America for their reaction to this possibility:
How the fuck did that get in there?
Well, there’s always one or two in a crowd.
Back to business. People, do you want the Patriots to win?
Well, that sums everything up nicely. Any dramatic final thoughts?
Go Eagles!
‘Eaters win by 5. King Hippo’s mortgage paid off.
It’s Super Bowl Sunday and my body is ready
Looking forward to tonight’s!
Washington going into absolute meltdown mode.
This conference is 100% hot garbage this year and don’t let any Selection Sunday hype show try and tell you otherwise.
FAKE NEWS BRUINS IN FINAL FOUR
Would almost be nice just to show Big Baller Is fuckall.
This is the most effective I’ve ever seen Arizona’s deep bench. Usually this is a 7-man rotation.
Oh now the refs are piling it on?
I don’t know who conspires more, Trump’s campaign or Larry Scott.
UA is broken.
Send them home for next week.
Arizona schools hosting SoCal schools should be four good games next week.
Yeah – Got some serious conference champ implications too (not you, ASU).
Sean Miller applied too much foundation this evening
I honestly can’t decide whether he’s a good coach or hateworthy. Or both.
If they were anywhere else, I’d set Miller/Trier as the most hated duo in the conference (that I would ever refuse to admit we’re good, even in the face of all facts displaying otherwise).
Ethical question: If Pat Robertson just suffered a stroke, should we celebrate quietly or loudly?
Myself, I’d just nod and smile.
Singing is praying twice
with Billy Squier!
That’s MY KIND OF COMMENT, MY KIND OF COMMENT
Anyone got any interesting prop bets in for tomorrow?
I have the over (15) on beers drunk by me, especially with Monday off.
GAMBLOR has not summoned those dark instincts yet.
WHATS A COMPUTER GIRL MAKES ME RAGE!!!!!
As long as it’s “rage” and not “erect” you good.
If it was tomorrow there may be batteries through my screen but I haven’t done my gametime mise en place yet.
“Sad face emoji” – Marc T., parts unknown
I have a smudge on my tv screen. How do I clean it? I don’t think I’ve cleaned a screen since my old tube tv.
if you have a glasses cleaning wipe, that works fine
Piss on a silk tie, wipe vigorously, repeat.
Ice Rams up 1-0 over Ice Cardinals after one. Ice Cardinals are not good.
Real AZ sports glut right now.
Not that this is exactly a championship generation machine in the first place…
Dirt Cardinals got Goldschmidt, which is pretty good.
He can have a career equally as wasted as Fitz out here.
Sad but true. Also, Master of Puppets.
Would seem AZ doesn’t really care very much tonite
This isn’t a team to go on a ten game streak.
Weren’t they ranked in the top-five in the preseason? Just goes to show that crap is just to publish #content.
Yeah. Basically one horrendous weekend of three games lost with about 0 practices inbetween. Worse yet is their lethargic wins. Can’t string together two halves. They’re much worse than their record — especially considering how bad the PAC-12 is that, IMO, doesn’t get enough national attention. It’s the AFC South this year.
Very lucky to get past Utah last weekend; fun game to watch too.
Cutler went Rodney Dangerfield and went back to school?
Tough choice that isn’t tough: I could pay for microbrews, or I could drink for free the macro my friend is pouring.
That is not a tough choice. Drink for free every time you can, even if it’s paint thinner in the neighbor’s garage.
Free beer is best beer
I only pay for beer brewed by the can,
Yep, free beer is best beer, second place goes to free warm beer.
My pappy always told me the two best things in life were free beer and strange pussy. He amended that to include free dope after he retired from the Air Force and started smoking pot.
Free dope is fantastic although dangerous sometimes ask Bfc’s buddies who got my ginger snap cookies when they visited here…
::training day gif::
As is strange pussy.
They don’t remember shit, ask me instead.
Stormin’ Mormons, makin’ a run
Currently drinking a Sierra Nevada Tropical Torpedo IPA. The beer itself is pretty good, but wouldn’t Tropical Torpedo be an excellent name for a Sandals Resorts-branded dildo?
(I’ll wait for BallsOfSteel to answer this)
Drinking a Sierra Nevada Hazy Little Thing IPA, which sounds more like Brett Favre than a sex toy.
Haven’t had that…how is it?
Pretty damn good.
Yes, yes it would.
Knew I could count on you.
I will say that the 2-3 zone is a little less painful to watch. They throw some interesting little looks in there.
With Henrik Sedin playing game 1300 tonight, I got thinking:
Marcel Dionne or Ovie is the Dan Marino of hockey. What are Henrik and Daniel Sedin equivalents?
Dan Foutes? Fran Tarkenton? Warren Moon?
John and Jaren Collins.
Tarkenton got to Super Bowls. The other other two never got that far. Maybe McNabb?
Henrik never puked during a game.
That we know of…
how is he on OT rules?
Rich Gannon. Played in a final he should have won, but lost to a team that knew their playbook.
Anteaters up 4 at half. Favre is jealous.
Mike Montgomery seems to know a lot as an announcer. Which is pretty interesting considering he was a washout coach.
Was he at Stanford?
Yep — then nba— closed out at CAL.
Yeah, actually a good coach. But Blax worships at Lute Olsen’s altar, so…
I have some very strong bias.
I get it…I know everything too.
#draintheswamp
With how much Belicheck has been allegedly veteod by Kraft and Brady this past year, if this was the WWE, Belicheck turns face and costs the P*triots the Superb Owl tomorrow. Then he joins Miami and fucks with them twice a year and burns the P*ts organization to the ground by airing out all their dark secrets.
Yeah, but, it’s not. We’re all boned.
Chair shot in Brady?
Large moneys were on Indiana ATS (yay) and U-Dub moneyline (pending).
Arizona starting surprisingly competitively (if not competent much).
You started tall, at least
Middle third is where they lose any game.
You defend lazy as fuck, presume that’s how State managed to beat ya
We beat ASU. Their first L.
Lost @CU.
I meant NC State
NCSU is a top notch program.
I believe I speak for everyone (okay, Sharky and Fronkensteen and me?) when I say goddammit, Ice Giants.
You do not speak for me, sir
How Wentz should be handling the Tom Brady MVP vote:
Hot take: Henrik Lundquist is an overrated, overpaid piece of shit.
he is just old.
I am also old, but to be fair was always a piece of shit
This is a bad take.
I never said I was right OR smart.
God damn it. I can not handle the thought of a bag of shit like Belichick winning another Super Bowl when it appears to bring him absolutely zero joy to do it. His entire existence at this point is just a gatekeeper preventing other people from being happy.
Fuck it, dude. Fuck the NFL and football in general. I don’t care. I just want to hang out with you all.
Vandy FAILS to cover by a half-point. Assdicks.
Yeah, that was closer than I’d have cared for. But 1 outta 3 foar the day ain’t great, so I ain’t braggin’.
it was a smaller bet, at least
I’m still down $100 overall on the day, but it coulda been worse.
I get anxiety just seeing how often you two get burned
He’s smarter than me. That’s the thing to remember.
I be a’ight if U-Dub beats AZ
Did you bet the Stormin’ Mormons or did you back off that one?
Hopefully the latter.
bet it, but small
Indiana covers WOO!!
Bringing up Case Keenum to honor the Minnesota Miracle, aka the final play of the 2017 Minnesota Vikings’ year.
“I’d like to first and foremost thank god who apparently found some other shit to do immediately following this play” – Case Keenum, paraphrased
Bruce Pearl is a piece o’ shit. Just like always.
Imma go make dinner then watch a movie. Or read a book. Or jerk off.
Maybe all of the above, but not sure in what order.
The moral of the story? Don’t succumb to the evils of Gamblor. There are no winners. Well, not me anyway.
Did your box set arrive yet?
Supposed to be tomorrow.
Dammit. I just watched the first one. GLORIOUS!!
I’m doing a marathon tomorrow instead of this NFL bullshit.
I can’t help it if you don’t have any patience.
I haven’t seen a movie with so many gratuitous tits and hilarious dialogue in ages. The 80s were amazing.
Wait. What?
Oh the Khnockers clan, I believe that they originally are from the Caucuses mountains
Indeed.
Best $8 I’ve EVER spent.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B004HHX9OQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1517715407&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=girls+guns+and+strings&dpPl=1&dpID=51NW1QoiKDL&ref=plSrch
Well how much was your nae rolls shirt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DeX6ZrTBSw
Slightly more but totally worth it.
I ignored the Paul Ryan thing, because I figured it was overblown or misstated, but that dumb motherfucker really did brag about someone making $75 more a year after the tax bill, didn’t he? Has there ever been a supposed intellectual policy wonk as fucking bad at policy or intellect or politics as Paul Ryan?
No.
Let’s not forget to shit on the media people who sold him as a policy wonk without him ever actually showing evidence of competence in policy beyond him constantly sucking Ayn Rand’s dead dick.
He’s remarkably unlikable.
And he ignores leg day.
Ice Giants!
I would really appreciate if they won this evening as the Ice Bombers won.
Rapey Sparty wedges the ball on the rim. On a 16-foot jumper. Holy shit.
Decided to drive to Langley, BC to watch junior hockey tonight. Seems a better choice than watching the NFL awards.
Ty Ronning is a beast this year. Did he or that guy from Medicine Hat score?
Robbing has one so far – #47.
Dawk gets the biggest pop of the HoF class AS HE SHOULD. Fuck you, stabby.
Oh fuck. Favre is on the TV now. It is the single most evil show on television.
Also, Randy Moss is crying again. It’s more endearing than I would expect it to be
NBC will work hard to top it
Flyers lose – good or bad Iggles omen?
Nice to see NFL writers living their midlife crisis through Tom Brady.
Shame most of them aren’t experience end-of-life realizations.
I counted 7 missed layups in the last minute of play. #B1G
“Oregon is producing three times more marijuana than it can consume”
speedballs in the weed patch??
Market bubble. There’s been an influx of out-of-state speculators financing massive growing operations and dispensaries have opened up everywhere. Eventually the bubble is going to burst, but the larger operations are already pushing out smaller operations while dispensaries come and go because the markets in Portland and the other I-5 cities are oversaturated.
It’s also worth noting that Oregon has always been a huge producer of marijuana. There are plenty of states where it was exported to and remain importers of OR pot. It’s not BC, but …
DO NOT pick Rapey Sparty in your bracketology, folks. Even if they fuck with Tony Bennett again, these guys are bricklayers.
So as I was saying the other day about the normies here not giving a fuck: I went to a charity dodgeball tournament thing today, and it was a sea of humanity swathed in spartan green.
Didja work out some anger issues?
Alas, it was 4th-8th graders. TIL middle school girls are angry as fuck at the faces of young males
gettin’ they #metoo on early. Makes sense.
What was the ratio of groin shots to face shots?
Did someone already post that concussion supercut?
Also, can somebody please tell Indiana to stop sucking at the hoopsball. You don’t have to win 2nite, just cover, ya shitbags.
Fuck Indiana.
Man, I buyed a sweatshirt when they hired Arch Miller! Plus, FOAR BROCKY!!
As Hippo Thoughts previously noted, the NFL MVP award is now to be viewed with as much honour and dignity as the JD Power thingy. Todd Muthafuckin’ Gurley not being unanimous MVP is a goddamned joke.
But sir, you can’t be both the Offensive Player of the Year AND the MVP. That would just be silly.
Kareem Hunt’s complete lack of concern over Rob Riggle’s existence is correct.
KHunt, meet cu…
Ginger Hammer is on my TV now
You need an old priest and a young priest to perform an exorcism on that tv.
Why couldn’t they have hired the same armorer they used for The Crow?
Maybe y’all will take some small possible foreshadowing comfort in knowing that the previous two times that Brady got the MVP he did not win the Super Bowl. Hell, he didn’t even make the SB in 2010, last time he won the MVP..
Why am I watching the NFL awards bullshit?
Masochism? Lost a bet? Stuck in traction?
You touch yourself and that’s your punishment?