LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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ThePirateSloth

Fuck you Catch Gods. Fuck. You.

yeah right

Oh Jesus.

The Maestro

NO CATCH

Brocky

Cmon, give us this one…

Redshirt

Time for another philosophical debate about what a catch is.

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Oh no.

Claymaker

They are going to take this shit away and Philadelphia will burn down.

Gratliff

Don’t you fucking dare

Senor Weaselo

And now, Is It a Catch!

Horatio Cornblower

This is getting overruled. Book it.

Dick E. Phuck

You’re probably right.

Game Time Decision

Totally. Can’t have the P*ts down

Mr. Ayo

Booked.

Mr. Ayo

Unbooked!

...

WOW

Gratliff

MOTHERFUCKING BALLING OUT THERE

scotchnaut

THE EAGLES DID A TOUCHDOWN!

WhyEaglesWhy

Corey Clement early leader for MVP

litre_cola

FUCK YEAAAHHHH

Dick E. Phuck

That was a goddamn strike.

Mr. Ayo

CLEMENSDOWN!

LemonJello

Patricia already thinking up search parameters to put into Trulia for the Detroit metro area.

herodotus450

+gated +”golf course” -“run by packs of dogs”

Horatio Cornblower

“Doug Pederson is unbelievable”

Cris, you ignorant slut. Doug Pederson has not made one fucking play tonight. Not one. And it’s not like he went out on a limb starting Nick Foles. He has no one else. Jesus it’s like listening to Rain Man talk about anything that isn’t blackjack.

Doktor Zymm

Why do they keep describing Ajayi as violent? Are they just seting it up for the cops to shoot him in the offseason?

King Hippo

I mean, look at his HAIR

Game Time Decision

Coach the Pistions.
-drunk Al Michaels

litre_cola

I thought I heard that

Spur

Chung had no idea which way was north.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m happy to show her north AND south.
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(Jamie Chung…that’s the joke)

LemonJello

At least you didn’t go with Connie.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I probably would tho.
(Connie? Call me. Fuck you Maury you piece o’ human shit)

WhyEaglesWhy

Oh shit. I want no parts of Isaac Semalu.

Redshirt

I just realized that Tide has spent about $20M tonight.

Mr. Ayo

Now that they’re part of a recommended daily diet they have a bit of extra cash.

King Hippo

Because people that are too stupid to live…should be forced to stay alive so they can reproduce, I guess?

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Prince in a 1998 interview rebuking the halftime show we just saw.

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King Hippo

Because Prince was an actual musician and artist, and “JT” is an abomination against God and man.

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Late stage capitalism, baby!

King Hippo

Hey, I’m just centre-left, and I’m really for blood in the streets now. Jeebus.

Doktor Zymm

Is it legal to tackle by the nose, or would that be considered a facemask?

clint greasewood

Foles is soooo good when hes not in a Jeff Fisher offense.

Mr. Ayo

Ajayi with the universal sign for a concussion. lol

Spur

The Pats cant tackle, can the refs just throw flags for them?

LemonJello

Have there been any defensive penalties on the P*triots tonight?

WhyEaglesWhy

As if.

WhyEaglesWhy

What’s a Scorigami?

litre_cola

Thank you. I am also confused

Gratliff

Final scores that have never happened before

Horatio Cornblower

“You mean like a tie?”

McNabb, Donovan

litre_cola

oh the manti te’o gf award

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A final score that has never happened in NFL history.

WhyEaglesWhy

Thanks!

King Hippo

It makes one’s NFL experience MOAR enjoyable, by adding even more maths to the mix

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OOOOOOH.

Score Update:
PHI 22 – 19 NE
11:34 3Q

This game has a 25.07% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 32-22 (2.1%)

King Hippo

Actually, how about 40-22? Easily could happen. Or 40-29

makeitsnowondem

Is this just Super Bowl scorigami or overall?

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Overall.

Horatio Cornblower

Remember when Charlie Weis got his stomach stapled because he figured it would improve his chances of getting a head coaching job?

Matt Patricia clearly does not give a shit about that.

Gatoraids

Thought Charlie just accidentally ate a stapler when someone spilled ranch on it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just had to explain to a room full of people what Charles Haley is REALLY known for

herodotus450

It’s the comet, right?

LemonJello

No, isn’t he the author of Roots?

herodotus450

Lead singer of Paramore?

theeWeeBabySeamus

No, he did that song Happy Days used in Season One.

yeah right

That must have been fun.

Dick E. Phuck

Thanks, Grandpa.

litre_cola

Calculus?

Spur

The Last Naked Warrior

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oooooh.

PHI 22 – 12 NE
Halftime

This game has a 28.7% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 32-22 (1.65%)

King Hippo

33-22 won’t qualify? because I’m feeling that

Fronkenshteen

That Bud ad was more evil than not being charitable at all.

JustStopDude

The thing they don’t mention is that they never stopped putting beer in the cans. No one noticed.

makeitsnowondem

Ideally we’d just send all of Budweiser’s water to disaster victims.

Horatio Cornblower

Haven’t they suffered enough?

Gatoraids

What’d Inbev kill the Clydesdales in cost cutting moves

Game Time Decision

They were Used to glue the cases shut

Spur

Let’s go with Blount fumble.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Strip six or pick six would be fine.

Doktor Zymm

So, for people who care, someone on my Facebook rather convincingly put the LD50 on Tide pods at 5

theeWeeBabySeamus

You might need to explain what an LD50 is there Dok.
I get it, but these are dumb lawyers and such around here.

Redshirt

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Dick E. Phuck

Tide: 5 Starts
-Zagats detergent guide

Horatio Cornblower

There’s probably a few of Charles Haley’s records that Brady will just leave alone.

Game Time Decision

Bud winess the truth in advertising award with showing that their beer is water

Horatio Cornblower

Just send the Bud as is and save some time; it’s like having sex in a canoe anyway. Both fucking pretty close to water.

Tide, it’s delicious!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I want to buy a Lexus, but the grill they put on them starting in 2014 is fucking horrifying. Looks like a cowcatcher or a catfish face.

Spur

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Exactly

Mr. Ayo

I love these Tie Dads

makeitsnowondem

Just spilled a big bowl of chili all over the carpet lol

King Hippo

you have no choice but to burn the place down tomorrow, you understand?

Doktor Zymm

@ICRM We alsmost had 22-18, next up scorigami?

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