Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
https://www.sbnation.com/2015/12/3/9827226/nfl-catch-rules
I don’t think that was a catch but if it winds up being the winning play Boston radio is going to be goddamn glorious tomorrow.
Just a friendly reminder that you should never count out Touchdown Tom
You are an asshat and a fuckwit.
I don’t understand whats so hard understand about that catch.
No, Cris…YOU GAVE UP! Shut the hell up & go home.
Cris sounds pissed that they called that a catch.
WOOO TOUCHDOWN!!!111!
Wait … why am I rooting fo the Iggles? Oh, yes P*ts, alright.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend
I swear, Semisonic has to be collecting all of their residuals from being used as bump music.
None of this shit makes a goldarned lick of sense, dadgummit
Hank? Hank Hill? You get in this house right now!!!!
– P. Hill
I really hope Peyton comes in and demeans Eli
If Kia can let me travel back in time to when Aerosmith weren’t a bunch of scarf-wearing sell-outs I would happily buy three.
T is for Tide and Tide is for touchdown
HAHAHAHA LET IT BURN BURN YAY!
Lady LemonJello agrees with Collinsworth: “He should give up and just go away.”
I out kicked my coverage marrying her.
Who’s missing a kid in the nfl hq? Some philly fans borrowed them to get that call
The Gang Goes Kidnapping
I mean, we all gotta die sometime right?
Eagles are already 1 point better than Atlanta, you stupid idiot fucks.
Collinsworth you dumb slut.
Look folks, we keep asking “what is a catch” but we’re asking the wrong question.
WHY is a catch?
Simmons head exploded like the Zapruder film watching that replay
“The Pats never get the calls! NO ONE DENIES THIS!”
Cris is gonna cry.
/furiously masterbates to robot killing spree
Season 2 with Tiger Bots
Robot killing spree?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxV92vHgyCA
Oh Good, Cris gave up, Al give him a pistol.
HOw have you been in my dreams?
Well, you did let him into your car.
NAWT FAHR!
This ones coming off the board, isn’t it?
While we are at it could someone answer me what goaltender interference is?
Are the Leafs involved?
NO.
Then it’s not interference.
Thing is, calling this a catch would make the rule that much more controversial.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…it held? It held!
oh thank you football jesus
Wow. A catch
Oh to be a fly on the wall at Bill Simmons’s house right now.
Oh shit. That makes me want to get cancer just to get to Make A Wish
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA! THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING CATCH
Ruling… stands?
Miracles can happen.
WHOA!
I refuse to believe that Butler isnt good enough to play.
No, there’s something going on there. I think big changes are coming to New England next year.
Philly bout to be fucked over again.
Sex robots!!!
At worst that’s “stands as called”
Here we fucking go.
Westworld is back!
If this is overturned I will construct a replica of NFL headquarters in Australia and then burn it down.
Westworld: Foxboro.
I would watch that until my eyes bled.
“Call overturned? That’s Chaos Theory”
Anyway…
For those asking about scorigami, I’d suggest googling it. But this is a fun way to visualize which final scores have already occurred.
https://scorigami.herokuapp.com/
If you’re asking about Scorigami you need Jon Bois in your life.
IT IS A GODDAMN CATCH FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU SUCK
Go ask Buffalo, it’s clear what the catch rules are v. the P*ts
“Fumble, touchback, P*ts ball.”
What is a catch: Part CCCLVIII
Are most NFL second string QBs so emotional that they’re intimidated by the QB on the other team being great? seriously, Foles seems to e holding up emotionally ok.
This shit doesn’t apply to the bears so….no