LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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Trevor Semen
Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think that was a catch but if it winds up being the winning play Boston radio is going to be goddamn glorious tomorrow.

the Alpha and the Amoeba

Just a friendly reminder that you should never count out Touchdown Tom

litre_cola

You are an asshat and a fuckwit.

Brocky

I don’t understand whats so hard understand about that catch.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

No, Cris…YOU GAVE UP! Shut the hell up & go home.

Dick E. Phuck

Cris sounds pissed that they called that a catch.

Spanky Datass

WOOO TOUCHDOWN!!!111!
Wait … why am I rooting fo the Iggles? Oh, yes P*ts, alright.

Game Time Decision

The enemy of my enemy is my friend

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I swear, Semisonic has to be collecting all of their residuals from being used as bump music.

Brick Meathook

None of this shit makes a goldarned lick of sense, dadgummit

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hank? Hank Hill? You get in this house right now!!!!

– P. Hill

I really hope Peyton comes in and demeans Eli

Horatio Cornblower

If Kia can let me travel back in time to when Aerosmith weren’t a bunch of scarf-wearing sell-outs I would happily buy three.

clint greasewood

T is for Tide and Tide is for touchdown

Doktor Zymm

HAHAHAHA LET IT BURN BURN YAY!

LemonJello

Lady LemonJello agrees with Collinsworth: “He should give up and just go away.”

I out kicked my coverage marrying her.

Game Time Decision

Who’s missing a kid in the nfl hq? Some philly fans borrowed them to get that call

King Hippo

The Gang Goes Kidnapping

Brocky

I mean, we all gotta die sometime right?

Gratliff

Eagles are already 1 point better than Atlanta, you stupid idiot fucks.

makeitsnowondem

Collinsworth you dumb slut.

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Look folks, we keep asking “what is a catch” but we’re asking the wrong question.

WHY is a catch?

Gatoraids

Simmons head exploded like the Zapruder film watching that replay

Dunstan

“The Pats never get the calls! NO ONE DENIES THIS!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Cris is gonna cry.

ThePirateSloth

/furiously masterbates to robot killing spree

Gatoraids

Season 2 with Tiger Bots

Senor Weaselo

Oh Good, Cris gave up, Al give him a pistol.

litre_cola

HOw have you been in my dreams?

Beerguyrob

Well, you did let him into your car.

Mr. Ayo

NAWT FAHR!

Fronkenshteen

This ones coming off the board, isn’t it?

litre_cola

While we are at it could someone answer me what goaltender interference is?

Beerguyrob

Are the Leafs involved?

litre_cola

NO.

Beerguyrob

Then it’s not interference.

scotchnaut

Thing is, calling this a catch would make the rule that much more controversial.

scotchnaut

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

…it held? It held!

Gratliff

oh thank you football jesus

Game Time Decision

Wow. A catch

Horatio Cornblower

Oh to be a fly on the wall at Bill Simmons’s house right now.

WhyEaglesWhy

Oh shit. That makes me want to get cancer just to get to Make A Wish

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA! THAT IS A MOTHERFUCKING CATCH

Senor Weaselo

Ruling… stands?

Dick E. Phuck

Miracles can happen.

Mr. Ayo

WHOA!

clint greasewood

I refuse to believe that Butler isnt good enough to play.

Horatio Cornblower

No, there’s something going on there. I think big changes are coming to New England next year.

Gratliff

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Spur

Philly bout to be fucked over again.

yeah right

Sex robots!!!

makeitsnowondem

At worst that’s “stands as called”

litre_cola

Here we fucking go.

Mr. Ayo

Westworld is back!

WhyEaglesWhy

If this is overturned I will construct a replica of NFL headquarters in Australia and then burn it down.

Horatio Cornblower

Westworld: Foxboro.

I would watch that until my eyes bled.

Trevor Semen

“Call overturned? That’s Chaos Theory”

Spanky Datass

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Anyway…

For those asking about scorigami, I’d suggest googling it. But this is a fun way to visualize which final scores have already occurred.

https://scorigami.herokuapp.com/

makeitsnowondem

If you’re asking about Scorigami you need Jon Bois in your life.

Doktor Zymm

IT IS A GODDAMN CATCH FOR FUCKS SAKE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK YOU SUCK

King Hippo

Go ask Buffalo, it’s clear what the catch rules are v. the P*ts

Senor Weaselo

“Fumble, touchback, P*ts ball.”

Dick E. Phuck

What is a catch: Part CCCLVIII

Doktor Zymm

Are most NFL second string QBs so emotional that they’re intimidated by the QB on the other team being great? seriously, Foles seems to e holding up emotionally ok.

Brocky

This shit doesn’t apply to the bears so….no

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