LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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ThePirateSloth

Was that Pace made in New York City?

Doktor Zymm

I miss made of glass amendola

Brocky

Seriously, what the fuck would you have to lose as a defensive player if you knew taking out brady could seal a superbowl win?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sheeeit…I’d take him out for the fun of it.
Super Bowl, Schmuper Bowl.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Play Action? Fuck you Cris…that’s an RPO you dick!!!!!!!

litre_cola

I am pacing

Spur

White receiver privilege

Gratliff

I can’t breathe

makeitsnowondem

[MST3K voice] BURK REXHEAD

LemonJello

“Turk Roxxon”

herodotus450

“…you have to finish off Tom Brady.”
-Cris
Yeah, if you don’t, he’ll leave you and your child for a Brazilian super model.

Doktor Zymm

Whatever happened to that kid?

herodotus450

I heard he was deep in therapy for not getting enough mouth kisses.

LemonJello

From his stepmom.

makeitsnowondem

Changed his name to Josh McDaniels.

Redshirt

We have a shot. Burkhead’s an ex-Bengals. Maybe he brought part of the Bo Jackson Curse with him.

Believe in Bo!

Spur

I think you mean the takeo spikes curse

King Hippo

If my cat was reading this, he would be so fucking excited.

WhyEaglesWhy

Eagles are going to need a turnover to win.

litre_cola

I completely agree.

scotchnaut

-Andy Reid, not watching the game.

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In case you’re wondering if we’d get a first-ever SCORIGAMI! Super Bowl, it happened four years ago.

WhyEaglesWhy

Ravens Niners?

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Seahawks-Broncos 43-8

It also happened in Super Bowl 26 (49ers-Broncos 55-10).

Spur

that Eagles Kicker needs a bigger helmet

Gratliff

One sack, one strip, one pick, one anything. Poke him in the fucking eyes. I don’t care.

Doktor Zymm

I’m pretty happy to be ambivalent about this game. This will be a relatively healthy year at 1 bottle of wine, 2 shots of gin, some broccoli, four crackers, and some spinach dip.

makeitsnowondem

Seems premature, we don’t even know if there’ll be an extra drinking period yet.

Doktor Zymm

If there is I might call curmudgeon and go to bed before 8

King Hippo

WE KNOW how the extra periods end.

scotchnaut

I remember when you bathed in deep dish pizzas. You’ve changed.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Four crackers? Sounds like dinner with my aunts and uncles.

Horatio Cornblower

Groupon ad FTMFW

Senor Weaselo

FOOTBALL IN THE GROIN! YES!

Game Time Decision

Hope,they’re paying Simpson royalties

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GET EXCITED

Score Update:
PHI 32 – 26 NE
14:09 4Q

This game has a 30.56% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 32-26 (13.66%)

Mr. Ayo

Those chances are way off. There’s at least 14 points still coming.

herodotus450

Missed PAT already LOOMING LARGE.
/Already forgot who missed it, Eagles?

Mr. Ayo

They’ve missed a PAT and a 2pt conversion

makeitsnowondem

bowlth

Horatio Cornblower

Mike Mayock?

Mr. Ayo

Iggy!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ziggy

Mr. Ayo

Wiggy

Spur

Piggy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Piggy

Petronel

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Horatio Cornblower

Zaggy!

Dick E. Phuck

Dilly Dilly

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yep, we’re all kinda drunk.
That was the test and you all passed.

Mr. Ayo

Except Dick E. He’s going to the pit of misery.

Redshirt

“It looks like its against the Patriots.”

Cris even sounded disappointed when he said that.

Gatoraids

6 point lead already cueing up the song Philadelphia

WhyEaglesWhy

So, that extra point is looming large-ish.

Gatoraids

Can’t wait for Elis Roadhouse

Horatio Cornblower

“When I was in pre-school, I used to take juice boxes from guys like you.”

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO

Spur

maybe i’m drunk but LMFAO

LemonJello

GUYS! Kirk Cousins in a [*Redacted] s jersey in a commercial! With a piss-poor Trump impersonator!

scotchnaut

Another lawyer-centric series. Because 16 of them is not enough.

Horatio Cornblower

16 lawyers is too many, let alone TV shows about lawyers.

Redshirt

That was dumb.

WhyEaglesWhy

Hook this guy up with Minnnesota Millie

Dick E. Phuck

Honestly, this is objectively one of the greatest Super Bowls ever played. But since it’s the Patriots I feel nothing.

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The Patriots ruin everything.

Gratliff

15 minutes to live. It’s been fun.

ThePirateSloth

KICK HER ASS JACK

Brocky

I have got the weirdest boner from that eli commercial

Spur

Giants spent all season working on the routine.

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End of Quarter:
PHI 29 – 26 NE
15:00 4Q

This game has a 28.68% chance of ending in Scorigami.
Most likely Scorigami: 36-29 (5.54%)

Horatio Cornblower

Every time you do that the Patriots score another TD.

Stop doing that.

Mr. Ayo

That also happens every time they have the ball.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Counterpoint: Keep doing that.

Senor Weaselo

I really hope there were no stuntmen involved for that commercial.

LemonJello

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-not JPP

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why would Eli get to lead?

WhyEaglesWhy

THIS SUPER BOWL I CALL IT THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE THE OFFENSIVENESS IS UNOPPOSED

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Lord knows I hate the fucking Patriots, but they always make for a nail-biting, close, entertaining Super Bowl.

King Hippo

/that can’t be enjoyed b/c they are a participant

scotchnaut

They play it close and 5 out of 7 times they get it right.

/I don’t like those odds.

Trevor Semen

This is like watching a UCF scrimmage

Gratliff

Three QBs with ratings over 100 right now

yeah right

After more research into the Jesus Christ Superstar thing, John Legend is playing Christ and Alice Cooper is playing Pilate.
I’m watching THE FUCK out of that.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto. Last remake was…not great.
I’m excited for this tho.

WhyEaglesWhy

That’s amazing

herodotus450

Super Bowl BIG 12kakke

Doktor Zymm

I think I will go Raiders next season. I have no plans to have sex since moving, so it’ll be a good alternative use of my bondage stuff

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Come on, Foles. Fill my holes.

clint greasewood

Brady is on the roids.

litre_cola

This is a roller coaster of emotion. I fell like a drunk french artist. Smoking, spilling wine and swearing incoherently

WhyEaglesWhy

Sub “eating nachos” for “smoking” and I’m right there with you.

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