Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
John Clayton, 2/6/05 via espn.com
That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
I believe in Big Balls Doug. There, I said it.
He deserves every benefit of the doubt going forward
Dear fuck in heaven, damn!
Now if only the Jaguras had done that.
yuuuuupppp. Lost the game when up 10 points.
Pederson should just send some rookie bum to the other sideline with a knife and an order to “stick Brady like a snitch in prison”. We all know Zimmer would’ve done the same.
He would have sent Mr Winkles to do the dirty work.
Once again, the opposing coaching staff loses a brain hemisphere by the time the fourth quarter rolls around against the Patriots.
Can Eagle fans still hang a noose on the greased poles.
Doug Pederson’s balls are visible from space
Thank God I’m not a fan of either team, because this Super Bowl would kill me.
It is a roller coaster of emotions
I can confirm
SOMEBODY GOT’S SOME BALLS!
PEDERSON I WANNA KISS YOU
Hey, you tryin’ to start a football-and-dick-joke themed web-site?
Nice recovery.
Assholes.
BIG BALLS PEDERSON
God bless you Pederson
That is the dumbest fucking play call.
3rd and 1? Seems like a great time for a lob across half the field!
only if going for it on 4th and 1
Oh God.
You really can’t beat those motherfuckers without hitting Brady.
argh
Just listening to Collinsworth’s commentary makes me physically ill. Can you get the Patriot’s balls out of your mouth, please?
It is nauseating.
Where would he put them? His hands are full stroking off {any other two P*triots}…
If the Eagles lose, my father will insult them with the most Philadelphian of all insults: Those gaddamn bums.
Can’t they be bums and win?
This is the part of the game where every coach playing against the Pats panics. What you gonna do, Pederson?
/probably panic
I just said that to my missus
Jeopardy clue: this penalty is called when a defensive player illegally impedes the progress of the receiver, and in the nfl, the ball is moved to the spot of the ball
Is this a reference to the other day when there was a football category and no one got anything in that category?
…..sure, lets go with that
What is Covering Rob Gronkowski?
Usually that would be 2 blonde hookers.
What is “The Patriot Way” for $500 Alex.
“…”
/The officiating crew stands there mutely, looking befuddled.
let’s get that Philly turnover.
Only 9 minutes (approx. 1.5 hours realtime) until the first hack sportswriter posts his already written story about how “The Pats are already the favorite to win it all next year with Edelman back.”
Well, at least we’ll have our Hebrew-related humor back.
Here’s your OPI, Hippo. This drive. It might even be on a run!
Am I wrong or has there been one total punt in this game?
Only the one I remember
And zero sacks. And not many penalties.
You are correct
I mean Brady’s a total cun…Oh. Oh, punt.
Yeah, I haven’t been keeping track of that.
That commercial was quite amusing, I believe.
Amazon Alexa, Now with voice activated shill mode.
This is bad, Amazon.
Anthony Hopkins was a nice closer though.
Agreed
I agree
Tough but fair
Ramsay was funny as well.
3 and out. Eagles give up one more TD. Come back and score at the end of regulation. Fail 2 pt conversion. I can see it like it’s already happened.
40-38, Scorigami?
Nope, but last happened in 1983.
Oh, sorry.
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOTS FUCKING UP EVERYTHING
if you type the word “scorag…i” one more time so help me God I am going to find you, come to your house and break all your fingers.
scorg…i
It’s distracting me from throwing furniture.
all those missed extra points and 2 pt plays could have been useful.
Also this.
As could have NE’s missed PAT and missed FG.
I honestly thought that pass was way too far ahead of Gronk. That shithead just might be really good.
Big dumb talented animal
Nope. That missed extra point is not at all important.
Sorry Gronk, you don’t have sexy hips
die eagles die
hope you enjoyed the wing bowl this year.
You seem like a cheerful fellow.
I hate everything
Most definitely not OPI.
Fuck … just fuck.
Gronkadonka!
Collinsworth’s professional career could be summed up with “BRADY BRADY BRADY TOM TOM TOMMY BELICHICK PATRIOTS PATRIOTS TOM TOMMY PATRIOTS BRADY C’MON TOMMY YOU WANT ME OVER GISELLE TOM TOMMY BELICHICK PATRIOTS…”
Offensive
Pass
Interference
which if called, would have made me $500 goddamnit
One final shankening?
FUCKING HELL YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’ve found three scorigami Super Bowls and *all* of them involve the Broncos.
We’ve done some weird shit over the years.
Impossible.
Gronk is a cheat code.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsK6aRuSBIc
“…you have to, Brady’s seen everything!”
-Cris
Only his feet have a chance for this ball