LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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Gratliff

“NAWT A CATCH” – EVery day for the next 7 fucking months

Mr. Ayo

Cris, shut the fuck up about that catch. JFC.

Dick E. Phuck

Oh my god Fuck you, Cris. You stupid asshole.

herodotus450

I’m just afraid that this will somehow result in even higher levels of smugness from pats fans, along the lines of, “well 7 SB appearances is still pretty good.” etc etc

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Losing on two TDs that could have been overruled will make them a level of insufferable previously unheard of in the history of mankind.

Dick E. Phuck

The city of Boston could literally self destruct because of this stupid, unwarranted controversy.

Dunstan

oK, BUT IS THERE A DOWN SIDE?

LemonJello

I fail to see the downside of this.

Dunstan

IT’S EIGHT YOU FACKIN QUEER!

herodotus450
Viva La Tabula Raza

Smugly says “eight.”.

It’s ten, but New England fans generally forget the NFL existed prior to 2001

Dick E. Phuck

Nick Foles should get paid.

Gratliff

SUPERB OWL MVP BIG DICK NICK FUCKING FOLES

scotchnaut

“I get a ring, right?”

-Schmeagle

Sharkbait

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Doktor Zymm

I do like the city of Philadelphia, so I will view this as good for the city, rather than good for those asshole fans. With their goddamn bird noises.

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I ALMOST FORGOT!

Happy Patriots Schadenfreude Day, everyone!

Brocky

Group hug!

ThursdaySkyGoddess

Missed yinz, love yinz, FUCK THE CHEATRIOTS!

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m getting texts from my friend in Philly. Shit is going off. So happy for those guys.

Dick E. Phuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXm5HuR72k

This, but football themed.

Gratliff

WORLD’S GREATEST QB LOSES SUPER BOWL TO DERPY BACKUP

Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

Today is a happy day.

Spur

would have been better if it was the Vikings

ballsofsteelandfury

We’ll take it.

yeah right

Goddamn right.

clint greasewood

GREEN CONFETTI SKYROCKETING! SELL now SELL. RED confetti down, white remains unchanged! HODL

Dick E. Phuck

I can taste Tom Brady’s tears from my living room.

WCS

FLY EAGLES FLY

Spur

did that old Eagle fan live to see the 4th quarter?

Romonobyl

I hope Somalia likes all the Patriots 2018 Super Bowl Champions T-shirts and ball caps.

Brocky

I would like to thank myself for taking that piss during the fourth quarter

Dunstan

I’m going to take up smoking just so I can have one now.

Mr. Ayo

Doug Pederson is a national treasure. Finally a coach that played to fucking win against the Pats.

Dick E. Phuck

Don’t forget about Father Coughlin.

Beerguyrob

Is Philadelphia Phil okay, or did he die on the Hail Mary attempt?

Romonobyl

That could have meant six more weeks of Brady.

Gratliff

THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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WhyEaglesWhy

This is my komment of the day

nomonkeyfun

That whimper you heard was not Collinsworth suffering from blueballs, but Jeff Fisher realizing his career is over.

Spur

Congrats Eagles fans.

I enjoyed talking shit with all of you this year

Gatoraids

Could Crack the liberty bell again with my tumescense

scotchnaut

Grease The Poles, MotherFucker!

Spur

What Aaron Rodgers says on Friday nights.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I hope Carson Wentz just got Wally Pipp’d

Gratliff

So like what do i do now?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ejaculate?

Spur
Dick E. Phuck

Congrats. I’m legit happy for you.

Doktor Zymm

Igg…les? Ok I guess.

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You once told me the Eagles must never win a Super Bowl.

😛

Doktor Zymm

This is the closest to acceptable. But damn, they’ll be insufferable now 🙂

Brick Meathook

NOW WE CAN HATE THE EAGLES AGAIN

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It’s gonna be a fucking hell of a party in Philly tonight. Enjoy it folks.

King Hippo

HUZZAH! You Phucks actually did it, under the weirdest of circumstances. Thank you, on behalf of humanity.

Petronel

Congrats Iggles. Well fought, well won.

yeah right

Congrats Philly now go fuck yourselves.

Haha Pats!

WhyEaglesWhy

With God as my witness I have no idea what to do.

Beerguyrob

Sports Illustrated has some ideas.

Dick E. Phuck

Fuck your wife/girlfriend and climb a pole.

scotchnaut

Strip down to your undies and run down the street.

/there are no other options

Dick E. Phuck

Congrats to all of the good and decent Eagles fans, and the fine Eagles DFOers. You guys deserve this.

LemonJello

Nick Foles: Superb Owl winning QB.

Let that sink in.

King Hippo

“Buuuuuuuurrrrrrppppp” – Kerry Collins

Romonobyl

I have to go to bed tonight happy that the Eagles won. I’m not sure if I can live with this…

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, it’s weird. Still only 1 ring tho…

clint greasewood

You can retire now Brady.

ThePirateSloth

FUCK YES YES EYS EYS YES YEZ YES FUCKITY FUCK YES FUCK YOU PATRIOTS

makeitsnowondem

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mr. Ayo

Foles wins championships

Horatio Cornblower

Congrats to all you Eagles fans here.

Gatoraids

Bellicheck vomiting out the black oil in his body

litre_cola

FUUUCCKKKKKK YYYEAAAHHHHHHH

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