LAST CALL! Pats – Iggles #SB52 Open Thread

Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.

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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.

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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…

Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.

The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.

On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.

The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?

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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,

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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.

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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.

Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.

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Last day of the season! Let it out.

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scotchnaut

[Jesus Christ is mentioned] “Jesus Christ.”

-Jesus Christ

makeitsnowondem

Jesus Christ, not again.

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It’s great to see the legacy of Jeff Fisher be fully trashed now.

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Dick E. Phuck

That guy managed to get to the super bowl and was one yard away from beating the greatest show on turf. Think about that for a second?

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I know, he’s not *that* bad but he cruised on that performance for a long damned time.

Spur

Trade Dakota Boy. Keep Foles. Right Eagle fans?

clint greasewood

Jeffrey Lurie wants his parents dead already. This is for my parents who meant the world to me! .. mean the world to me.

Gratliff

NICK FUCKING FOLES

Spur

How the Eagles never won with that Buddy Ryan Defense and Cunningham as QB is a crime.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

They didn’t even win a playoff game during that span.

For what it’s worth their goodness overlapped with the Giants getting good and as peak LT.

litre_cola

DFO PROPHECY

You see ole Nick was far too talented to stay in Philly so he had to head out and see the world so he plied his trade in St. Louis for RAMMIT and that did not go well. He then joined forces with the country’s foremost rib aficionado to Kansas City but that did not go well. but that too did not go as planned so he came back to Philly and will lead them to the promised land once the current starter gets killed because Jason Peters is out for the season!

Horatio Cornblower

Pederson and Foles thanking Jesus for the win is just more proof that even Jesus hates the Patriots.

litre_cola

You see ole Nick was far too talented to stay in Philly so he had to head out and see the world so he plied his trade in St. Louis for RAMMIT and that did not go well. He then joined forces with the country’s foremost rib aficionado to Kansas City but that did not go well. but that too did not go as planned so he came back to Philly and will lead them to the promised land once the current starter gets killed because Jason Peters is out for the season!

Fronkenshteen

This will be the best parade since Animal House.

SonOfSpam

OH GOD YES

Horatio Cornblower

Even better, if Katie Nolan covers it they can legitimately say “Katie, I think you’d be really glad later if you weren’t here now!”

Charge of the Light Brigade

*cracks door and peeks in* Boys, how the hell ya doin’?

Horatio Cornblower

GET IN HERE STRANGER!!!
Grabs COTLB, hauls him in
GRAB A BEER, DON’T COST NUTHIN’!!!
/Grabs Beastmode
Psst, who the hell is that guy?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

After Tuesday’s parade #MeToo tweets will go up 40%

Redshirt

Its official. My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ hates the New England Patriots.

NO ONE DENIES THIS!!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

“I wanna thank Jee-zus…”

And now we can all hate the Eagles again.

Horatio Cornblower

“Jeff, what’s this victory mean for Philadelphia?”

“Urban renewal, Dan, urban renewal. With all the fires we’re gonna have a lot of opportunity to really build something special on top of the wreckage.”

SonOfSpam

Ahem

HOW THE PHUCKING PHUCK ARE YOU DOING MOTHERPHUCKERS?????

PHUCK YES AND PHUCK YES

(I am quite drunk and I ain’t stoppin)

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Redshirt

Nick Foles – Super Bowl MVP

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lol I mean wtf

SonOfSpam

GOD IS GOOD

Beerguyrob

I’m upset Minnesota didn’t give Goodell the Bettman treatment.

Senor Weaselo

This. Dear god this.

Horatio Cornblower

Viva La Tabula Raza just reminded me that the Eagles are going to get invited to the White House and Chris Long already said he wouldn’t go because of Trump and I am now so much happier.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Almost makes watching my team lose worth it. Almost.

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Friends… I’ve got the hottest take of the night.

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SonOfSpam

MY GOD THAT IS THE BEST

Senor Weaselo

That’s a Dodge Ram commercial, right?

Dick E. Phuck

This is one of the best football memes.

WhyEaglesWhy

Fuck that’s good

Brocky

Okay, besides the obvious “civil rights leaders laughing at affluent white quarterback is there another joke?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not enough booing for the ginger hammer there

Redshirt

Eagles won. He gets a break.

litre_cola

Fuck yeah, just smoked a huge joint I am so happy.

Mr. Ayo

Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace

LemonJello

NEVER FORGET!

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I just wanted to get in before Gratliff punches a police horse.

Spur

how long is this walk?

Doktor Zymm

pop quiz, how many babies have excreted in the Stanley Cup?

Senor Weaselo

I’ll say 12… that we know of.

Beerguyrob

At least Chris Nilan’s.

Dick E. Phuck

Just try not to die when you’re celebrating out there, Eagles fans.

Mr. Ayo

They need to stop this trophy walk up immediately. It was bad last year, it’s still bad this year.

Horatio Cornblower

1,957 comments. I took the over at 2,000.

Post-game counts right?

Senor Weaselo

I think so. Judges?

Mr. Ayo

It’s only 7:30. You’ll make the over champ.

Dunstan

I’m good for another 30 Pats-bashing gloats myself

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/looks around

Does this mean we need to ask…

…is Nick Foles… elite?

Horatio Cornblower

Ask the Jets around Week 7 next year.

Mr. Ayo

Half as elite as Flacco,,, IMO

SonOfSpam

NICK FOLES IS A GODDAMN SAINT

Spanky Datass

Come on Eagles fans burn down your city … do it … DO IT !!! PUSSIES!!!!!!1!!

Spur
Redshirt

Nick Foles, Super Bowl Winning QB
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clint greasewood

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Gratliff

They want 40 dollars for that fucking hat are you kidding me?

Senor Weaselo

That’s the price of success!

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You’ll pay it. You know how I know? I spent $100 on Cubs World Series gear… this PAST December.

Gratliff

I got 6

yeah right

Currently wearing my 2016 Cubs WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS t- shirt.

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Not sure this is as good as when the Cubs finally broke their drought, but I’d bet it’s close.

Mr. Ayo

The Gang Wins a Game

Viva La Tabula Raza

In a surprise move, Trump will invite NE to the WH instead of the Eagles.

Horatio Cornblower

I was seriously considering taking this beer, that I drove an hour each way to get and paid a stupid amount per four-pack, outside, shaking it up and spraying it all over myself in appreciation.

Fortunately it’s raining out, so I’m just gonna stay inside and drink it.

WhyEaglesWhy

I’ve never been so happy to have had a vasectomy.

Brocky

When would you not be happy to be shooting blanks?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

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Let’s Sunny this motherfucker up!

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Sharkbait

Well played eagles fans. That was a catch. Great game. Enjoy it.

WhyEaglesWhy

Thanks, man. Appreciated.

Spur

Dear God, all those Philly fucks are breeding tonight. the paternity suits will keep the courts busy for years.

Horatio Cornblower

Just talked to my son’s roommate, a Brady superfan, and I am surprised and happy to report that he is taking this very well, said it was a hell of a game and that he was on a roller coaster of emotion. Not even a bit of an excuse.

Romonobyl

And in the morning he’ll waste a daycare center.

Horatio Cornblower

They’re in the middle of nowhere in Maine. He’d have to drive so far he’d lose interest before he got halfway there.

Romonobyl

To all our Eagles fans-
Just be glad they beat the P*ts, that’s an automatic pass.

litre_cola

Thanks

Doktor Zymm

Also…BEHOLD ThE POWER OF THE NFC EAST TO FUCK THE PATS!!
Thank you Eagles for Fucking NE, despite being annoying otherwise. Also goddamn, way to overcome really dumn 2 pt calls! Woo!

Spur

by definition Zymm you are praising the Cowboys

Brocky

…worth IT

Sharkbait

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