Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
oh no game over
DId you write in your notebook?
At least this didn’t take 500 years to review.
JOFFREY IS GOOD NOW
Hey guys, remember how he was a Bear? Guys. Remember? Guys. He was a Bear.
wow they should have drafted Nick Foles
ALL BOWLS MVP NICK FOLES
They box out and rebound?
WHERE IS MALCOLM BUTLER
NAWT GRITTY ENOUGH!!!
I hope Blount punches some asshole in the face today for the first time since college.
That is a catch.
And a damn nice one too.
Oh the joys of another Super Bowl with the Patriots
Holy fuck.
TOUCHDOWN SEAHAWKS!!!
FUUUCCCKKK YEAAAHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOO ALSHON-DOWN
Dude you drunk already?
Your perception is not my problem.
OSOGHSOIHGUODHIYSGADUGOAUGFHAPG
Oh my Hebrew God.
Jefferydown!
BIG BALLS NICK FOLES
You mean RPO mean run-pass option and the QB has the option to run or pass.
PHILLY BLOUNT
James Harrison got fined for that whiff.
I can’t help but notice neither my +1150 White nor my +1200 Amendola bet cashed, which I presume Brady and Belicheck did on purpose. Dickholes.
Well nobody got a TD at least?
yeah, but I know how this shitshow will end. I wants my moneys.
Explain this please…
I saw a dude at the grocery store today wearing a Dilly Dilly T-shirt (they make those?), but his cart was full of Corona and Modelo. False advertising?
Hipster? Stole it out of a donation box? Illiterate?
He needs clean shirts to wear tomorrow and Tuesday when he goes to the unemployment office.
He clearly is the most interesting man in the world.
I mean I yelled “whazzzzzzzupppp” at my friends every day for three years of my childhood but in all that time I never bought a Budweiser.
You saw a guy with shitty taste in clothing and beer.
I thought the sexy m&m was the green one? Why is there a brown m&m at all? Uh oh, I may have said too much.
There used to be a brown M&M AND a tan M&M, but they got rid of tan for blue
FIELD GOAL! DILLY DILLY!
3-3 is alive and well!
Rumor
Deadline is reporting that Netflix does indeed plan to surprise launch Cloverfield 3 tonight following the Super Bowl. Netflix will reportedly debut the first trailer during the game, and in doing so, announce that it will be available to stream tonight.
I really enjoyed each Cloverfield movie even if they are totally unrelated to each other so I’d watch this.
Shouldn’t this be 13 Cloverfield Lane?
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Pats about to take an insurmountable lead.
28 White
14 Cooks
For a second there I thought that graphic was about pre-civil war plantations or something.
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look at those gams
Oh, I am.
No flags? It’s a miracle!
Michaels uses the word “jaunt,” drink!
Amendola for the 6, PLEASE
The way this game is going, I’m not going to pass the concussion protocol.
I see the Eagles strategy of letting Patriots receivers run drag routes uncovered is working out as planned.
Clearly this isn’t going to go well.
I thought Lawrence v. Texas invalidated all penalties for too many men.
nice
That is my understanding, so long as no one has to bake a cake.
Fuck, Brady is winning this shit
yes, this please Spur. Get fucked Philly
also, somebody please tell me if they BLEERGH for OPI. I make $500 for that!
Goddamn it I hate this game.
They credited Brady with 12 men on the field. JFC.
I make an automatic mental note to fact-check everything Dr. Oz says that’s not about cardiothoracic surgery, so maybe a commercial where he does nothing but recite facts wasn’t the best idea.
I save a lot of time by just not listening to Dr. Oz in the first place.
Yeah….don’t trust him on surgical info either. Trust me.