NFL News:
- Stealing from Crimebeat!
- 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony for forcefully attempting to prevent the victim from reporting the crime, and a third felony for possessing an assault weapon.
- Foster is also charged with a misdemeanor for possessing a large capacity magazine.
- If convicted of everything, he’s looking at up to 11 years in prison.
- Naturally, the 49ers will likely move on from him.
- It’s a shame the stink of this will stay on the Niners & not where it belongs – Alabama, where he first ran into these sort of difficulties.
- Naturally, the 49ers will likely move on from him.
- 49ers linebacker Reuben Foster has been officially charged with one felony for domestic violence with aggravated bodily harm, another felony for forcefully attempting to prevent the victim from reporting the crime, and a third felony for possessing an assault weapon.
- The Seahawks have helped Colin Kaepernick with his collusion case by scrapping a visit he was to make to the team.
- They were going to bring him in for workouts as a backup to the Charmslinger, but he wouldn’t give them an answer about his kneeling so they just cancelled the workout.
- If you want to meet the assholes of society, drop down into PFT’s comments.
- Or, there’s another take on the whole thing – it’s a “postponement”.
- They were going to bring him in for workouts as a backup to the Charmslinger, but he wouldn’t give them an answer about his kneeling so they just cancelled the workout.
The #Seahawks did postpone a tentatively scheduled workout with Colin Kaepernick, as @AdamSchefter reported. It was not because he said he declined to stop kneeling, tho. The team asked for his plan moving forward on how to handle everything and there was not a firm plan.
— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) April 12, 2018
- The Browns have signed Jarvis Landry for five years at $75.5 million, with $47 million guaranteed.
- That’s a lot of money for outrunning Tyrod Taylor’s underthrown passes.
- FYI – the Browns have $70 million in 2018 cap space, so $15 million for Landry is a lot, but really nothing in the grand scheme of Year-22 of rebuilding.
- A former Dolphins cheerleader is suing the Fins for gender & religious discrimination.
- She alleges she was treated like a piece of meat, and that she was derided for “not being a woman”.
- “The officials asked her to stop discussing her virginity, according to the complaint.” and specifically that she could no longer discuss her personal vow to forego sex before marriage
- Which grew out of her posting a picture of her 2016 baptism on social media.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Devils at Lightning – 7:00PM | NHLN / Sportsnet
- Blue Jackets at Capitals – 7:30PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- Avalanche at Predators – 9:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- Sharks at Ducks – 10:30PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- NBA:
- nothing – playoffs start Saturday
- Beisbol:
- Alabama at Texas A&M – 9:00PM | ESPNU
I think, in honour of the Leafs-Bruins series, I’ll drink the Sam Adams I brought back from my last trip to the US. NO REGRETS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zFIGLVzvgg
Angels about to go to 11-3; Trout homered, Ohtani hit a bases-loaded triple. Cautiously optimistic for the season.
Two words.
Mike. Scioscia.
The man could block a plate,
this is game 15 of 280 right?
Well, 11 and 3 make 14, but then Texas schoolbooks might teach math differently.
Texas schoolbooks you say?
I’M IN!!!!!!!
fuck, this is magnificent GAMBLOR day. Got scrilla in on Carrie Underwood sabretooths right before they went on power play and odds recalculated.
Plz tell her I say “Heyyyyyyy Gurrrllllll!!!”
She’ll know what it means.
I just noticed I have 2 separate beers opened, but only partially consumed.
That’s weird, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCmLjb-ocPY
does she give road head as slowly as she sings?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXpYoiCOuLE
i have NBCSN on. I dont see the Vegas team on. Should be rooting for Team Carrie Underwear or the Potheads?
potheads
also really fucking amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-N6jfO5NOQ
Devils waiting for the Last Judgement
Livre de la Vigne nostre Seigneur, France ca. 1450-1470
(Bodleian Library, MS. Douce 134, fol. 67v )
this would be a nice piece for the office!
That’s how Trump sees Team Mueller.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rg4u3byLcs
Fuck Roenicke.
But he’s right. Kuz needs a good ass kicking. He fucked this up.
Why being an adult sucks: My friends and I are doing an online playoffs pool in about 2 hours.
You would you take if you had the second pick? I’m leaning towards Kucherov or Scheifle
Assuming Gretzky goes one, I’d take LaFleur #2. Or Mike Bossy.
/haven’t kept up with the latest hoc-key?
found a funny:
This place gives me the creeps
Sir, this is IHOP
Whoops sorry, this place gives me the crêpes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeMvUlxXyz8
Columbus in 6.
Told ya.
Meh, not like it’s a shock. Right?
score one FOAR the B1G!
my new portable swamp cooler arrived. My nips are diamond hard! I recommend this unit to anyone.
I enjoy this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZUopuhqwCM
Yo
Yeaux
what up
This is down the street from me:
Hey, I just found out that pissing off my back deck tends to break up the party my shitty neighbor decided to have tonight.
Meh, fuck her. She’s lucky I wasn’t pissing off her deck. Or shooting her aggressive dog in the head.
Fucking overtime. Dammit.
You’re clearly not referring to the Toronto game…
Another flight where I had a lot of work to do and did virtually none of it. I legit don’t understand how I’m not fired.
Because you put out?
The juggling acts I pull off to keep all the bodies from floating to the surface should get me a starring role at Cirque d’Soleil, or however the hell you spell it.
And yes, I am talking about work.
FUCK!!! SO close to winning me $300! Stupid Buckeyes.
http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkJpbGwgUG9uZGVyb3NhIFdhc2hlcyBEZWUncyBDYXIi
THANKS OBUMMER!!!
GODDAMMIT.
Kuznetsov needs a good old fashioned ass kicking. Fucking idiot.
I find him quite a likeable gent. His Players tribune arcticle reminded me when I was a serf boy in White Russia. Seriously he was rural.
I don’t dislike him.
But slashing/tripping with a one goal lead with 6 minutes to play….he needs to buy a clue.
6 000 000 000 rubles! Great deal for you!
UTIL Cliff Pennington now pitching for the Red Legs. He throws 88!
GODDAMMIT YOU FUCKING CAPITALS ASSHOLES WHY DO I KEEP ROOTING FOR YOU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU STUPID FUCKS???????
They’re still ahead!
For now.
Yeah, but they’re doing stupid shit. This will be the 2nd one goal lead they’ve fucked up when Columbus scores on the PP. And they will.
Then again…it is Columbus.
Ok, that was stupid
/$10 MOAR
YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!!
Mr. “Oh my team won 7-0”.
Grumble grumble.
😛
It were true ICE FITBAW!!!
LMFAO. Good point.
I want one of new memory nail mattresses.
See commercials for them all the time.
She’s done drunk anal and gave a hobo a handy on spring break.
Icing?????? WTF?????? It barely went across one line, let alone 3.
A lot of drinks taste better that way.
With 3 lines? Or barely one?
Depends on how drunk she is.
I’m sure he “borrowed” the idea from somewhere else, but I totally believe Simmons’ “Bettman is a mole sent in by David Stern to ruin the NHL” theory.
It is the only logical explanation for someone not affiliated with the Browns being so consistently incompetent.
#ThePauls
NO ONE DENIES THIS
When’s the WNBA Draft live blog go up?
Barry Trotz and John Tortarella in the same playoff series; you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Possibly Nuremberg about 1947.
Possibly.
When Goodell flexes in the mirror in the morning?
OK so who’s in charge of getting this guy’s teeth off the ice.
Ouchie.
Loved the blood trail off the ice.
OK Caps, let’s try not to muck this up.
WHAT DID I JUST SAY??????????
Sonofabitch.
just put $10 on Ice tOSU to win (+900). I am GAMBLORing super excellent tonite just sayin…
Good timing. Caps just decided to Cap.
did $10 on them and Devils. Shoulda just did 20 on tOSU. Big dummy. But Sudamerican cup Lesser Footy and #BFIB are paying off in spades FOAR Hippo.
One other submission before I bolt for the night…
I have been prepping for my PE exam tomorrow (which I will not pass) and working mucho lately. Plus I’m kinda gloomy. No matter though. Just wanted to give my props to everyone who’s keeping this place #contentingwithlime lately. Perhaps I will write something again soon and then that’ll be good for eight site comments. Okay — that’s all I got. Time to do a couple of ‘sharpening’ problems and load of my big suitcase of booky books for tomorrow.
Also — again, because I haven’t been much around lately — has this been used to make fun of Trump supporters now (probably)?
Good luck on the exam!
no pressure just DON’T LET ALL OF US DOWN!!
Good luck man.
Anyone seen the episode of American Dad where Stan hears My Morning Jacket and suddenly gets all into music?
I think that may be me with electro synth-pop.
Red Legs have walked 4 #BFIB in a row.
PRAY FOAR Redshirt.
ahem, FIVE
Holy shitballz. Really? When did they sign Ubaldo?
Hello commentists, I hope you are all well. I have nothing to bitch about.
Here it is, I know a lot of the commentist party suffer from depression like me but I just had a great day that started out like a c@#t.
Up at 3 am. Decilitre losing his mind. Growing, teething fucking brutal. I ahd today off as Mrs. Cola goes back to work Monday so we could spend the day together with him at daycare. I was fucking grumpy this morning, like oxipug even knew it. Dropped kid off, went for good breakfast, came home, did stuff, then went for a long lunch at a French restaurant, drank wine, had a good time, went to the bar I work at, had a couple drinks. Then walked to pick him up.
Ice Bombers won yesterday, today started brutally, but rest was great. Just had a medicinal session.
Some days ARE good. Have to look forward to theose ones that may start with a kick in the balls.
Love it. You da man.
Nothing one can do about it. Lean into the wave so it doesn’t crush ya. Sounds like you have a supportive bae, helps a fuckton. Plus the drugs/booze, eh?
If you shared some of your medicine, decilitre wouldn’t have kicked you in the balls.
It’s because it’s fucking snowing in fucking April. Fuck.
Glad you had mostly a good day.
Teething can die in a fire. ToddlerZilla is in teething hell ATM.
Even with the snow today, didnt matter. I was fucking volatile at 5 am but it all turned around. Honestly was when oxipug made me laugh. I smoke cigs at work but not at home and I was nic-fitting too.
Isn’t ass to mouth a little drastic of an approach to teething?
I have to admit, I laugh at the Geico “McGruff the Crime Dog” commercial every time.
THAT’S COMEDY, PPL!!!!!!!!
THAT’S GOLD!
Unregardless of what I think of the teams involved, the pace of the Bruins/Leafs game is intense.
I approve of how they hate one another. Hate is wonderful.
It must be Hell on Rappaport’s back to constantly carry all that water for the NFL.
I feel like dancing!
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Rewatching the running man for the first time in 20+ years, and I’m legitimately shocked at how well they predicted technology and how much they overstated the state of the nation in 2017. May be a psychotic police state, but at least they aren’t giving Nazis a platform.
Agreed.
It’s Reagan taken to its logical conclusion. I’m sure the Ed Meese-like suppression of media and creation of a contraband black market for media would be indistinguishable from the Nazis suppressing degenerate art and media.
“Running Man” is probably Jim Fixx’s most prescient novel.
I do wish we had a real Running Man show. It would be SO MUCH better than all that reality crap.
I also want to see people given the death penalty to be put up against lions or tigers or bears in an open arena. A Colosseum, perhaps?
OK Nero, settle down over there.
I’m actually serious. Then again, I enjoy bullfights. I am Mexican after all…
they should do that on the “Living Biblically” show they advertised during the hoopsball, then I’d watch
“Believe me, being treated like a piece of meat ain’t no picnic.”
-Joseph Bradehoft
/this joke rocks if you google the name
get Mayers up. Have bad feeling.
“Put me in, coach!”
as a tired old man who has given up on life/society, I LOVE road trips to Cincy, where they preferred start time be 6:40 EST.
Canadian Massholes still beat American Massholes, in my book.
Is that a veiled reference to Les Québécois?
I wish. I bought a Nordiques fridge magnet when I went to Quebec City.
There’s a woman next to me at the airport that i thought had food crumbs on her face but turns out it’s a piercing. Who pierced their cheek?
And yes, I would like my lawn to be unperturbed by your footsteps
As an encore, would you angrily vocalize at airborne water vapor?
Women into fisting?
Any adult who has discussed their own virginity, at work, more than once, should rightfully be told to shut up already.
if I can’t talk about fucking, you can’t talk about not fucking. Seems pretty simple.
Not even anal?
-The end of so many dates
Please throw this person out of a plane at 35,000 feet AGL.