While we may dislike the company itself and/or the product they sell (my Mexican friends famously call it “pipi beer”), you can’t deny that Anheuser Busch advertising campaigns are effective.
Everyone remembers the three frogs, right?
Everyone also remembers the years when everyone answered the phone by saying, “WASSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP”, right?
You have to admit, the folks at Bud do know how to market. Now, we’ve recently been introduced to the Bud Light Kingdom and the phrase “Dilly Dilly”.
As part of that marketing campaign, they’ve created a whole medieval world with a king, a queen, a fat court jester, wizards, knights, a sexy Latina oracle, and, of course, multitudes of peasants that happily down bottles of Bud Light to forget their life is shit.
Who knew Bud Light could do such effective and provocative social commentary?
But I digress. As you know, I have……questions.
1 – So, the Queen seems pretty cool, right?
2 – Why is she with that dipshit King?
3 – Is it the money?
4 – Based on the “Royal Fiancé” video above (starting at the 4:19 mark), can we honestly say she’s happy?
5 – How much money would you need to have in order to bang a dipshit Ginger King?
6 – Does Mrs. Goodell ask herself this question every day of her life?
7 – How much do you want to bet that Bud Light Queen has a lover on the side?
8 – Is it this guy?
9 – Did they have shampoo in the Middle Ages?
10 – Those are some nice locks, aren’t they?
11 – Or, as I tend to think, does Bud Light Queen have a thing going with Oracle Susana?
12 – That’s hot, right?
13 – Do you think the King suspects?
14 – Is that why he went to visit Oracle Susana that one time?
15 – Is that also why he’s trying to get Oracle Susana to teach him Spanish?
16 – Or do you think he’s secretly trying to set up a threesome with Oracle Susana and the Queen?
17 – Ain’t no way that’s happening, right?
18 – Maybe Oracle Susana, Bud Light Queen, and Sexy Hair Excalibur Knight?
19 – Which reminds me, why hasn’t there been a Porn Parody of the Bud Light campaign?
20 – Did I just give someone a brilliant idea?
21 – Can we call it “Dildy Dildy” and mandate that it have at least one lesbian orgy scene with blue Bud Light dildos?
22 – Is it “dildos” or “dildoes”?
23 – Since Budweiser has a brewery in Van Nuys, which is in the Valley like RIGHT NEXT to the production studios, do you think they could sponsor or at the very least provide some free beer for product placement?
24 – Or, are they too cheap, like their beer?
25 – And isn’t that why America loves Budweiser and Bud Light?
(7/69)
https://tenor.com/view/thewire-omar-comeattheking-you-come-at-the-king-you-best-not-miss-gif-10618953
Yay, 25 Questions is back!
Fun fact: In the US, advertisers are not allowed to show anyone actually drinking alcohol in their marketing materials. Which is why there are usually those gratuitous pour shots at the end of most of them, which is kind of the closest that they can get.
It’s kind of funny watching these commercials now knowing this and seeing how unnatural it seems that no one actually ever drinks.
This goes for blowjobs too, people.
What does Mass Media have to say?
In the porn parody, the queen gets spit-roasted after calling for a Willy Willy.
/quits job, starts working on screenplay
Fun Fact: The actress who plays the Queen is named Sydney Lemmon and was in what Richie Incognito has described as “the worst movie ever.”
But have you run into her at the poker game?
Very vaguely interesting story from the last game I played in: I was almost dead, went all-in on a pretty solid chance (maybe A-K?) and two of the bigger stacks called, then were checking into each other to increase the odds of me getting bounced. One of them caught a card on the turn, and raised to bump out the other one (“you’d better have it…” Amir said when he folded). I got what I needed on the river and won the hand, then Amir flipped his cards and he’d have had me, if he’d stayed in. I then survived just long enough to end up in the money.
What did your finger smell like, tho?
Victory
Nice!
Rikki:
Hippo:
Yeah right:
I make fun, but I lost a house to a bunch of dogs.
Those dogs have a reputation for hustling suckers.
I should have fucking know. They got me a bit drunk; I should have noticed that they were just drinking from the toilet.
Never trust a bulldog who smokes.
Richie Incognito is a film critic that I always trust.
We need to try to live our dreams even if the odds are against us.
23. Its spelled dildoe.
Deep cut.
It’s an arranged marriage because she is the daughter of the Miller Lite king. That is why the ads go after craft beer instead. Craft beer and import beer are growing, but still are less combined than Anheuser-Busch InBev (45% of US market). So this marriage was loveless but beneficial. I do buy the oracle affair since it fits well in my porn mind.
It’s good to be the king.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuJyJ1ZVhYs
yes, I think the “Four on teh Floor” varietal is where they would go.
Russia?
I’m thinking a Slovak country, but could be.
The Bud Light Queen to me always looks like she is mixing some sort of medication with her Bud Light, she has that sort of out of it look to her. I always thought it was an arranged marriage or the King made her marry him by putting her parents in the Pit of Misery.
She’s mostly there to fit into “sit thar quiet and look purty” role that the Bud Light demographic demands. Don’t think any deeper than that, libtard/cuck/pussy/f-gott.
I thought pot was a natural harmless substance.
HEEEEEEEUUUR.
but he died a WINNER!!
Still has the record!!
The prize was just a stupid fucking snake, too. What a moron.
Forcing her to drink Bud Lite is a terrible punishment.