It feels weird not having a football game to watch today. On the bright side, we have in America the start of a three-day weekend with Monday being Martin Luther King Day!
Wait, do they have MLK Day in the South? Hippo and TWBS, please advise.
Speaking of Hippo and TWBS, tomorrow we will have the resolution of my public shame bet with Hippo in which I will either contribute $100 to Hippo’s favourite charity or Hippo will again drag out TWBS on the coldest night of the year and warm themselves up at the Capital Cabaret, Raleigh’s finest gentleman’s club establishment.
I have asked, nae DEMANDED, that TWBS recreate his Dragnet-style writing to recap the events. This is, of course, assuming that my Love Actually offering to GAMBLOR finds favour with GAMBLOR and I am granted a win.
We shall see.
Today, however, we have a full day of sexy soccer with all the major leagues back in action! Well, almost all of them. DFO’s adopted team, BSC Young Boys, from Bern, Switzerland are off until February. The Swiss season is exactly at the halfway point and our Boys have 49 points from 16 wins, 1 tie, and 1 loss. Only Juventus can boast a better record in European league competitions.
The Swiss Super League only has 10 teams, so each team plays the others four times: twice at home and twice away. The second place team, FC Basel, has 30 points. That tells you all you need to know about how dominating and powerful the Young Boys are. Which is totally why they perfectly represent the DFO Commentist Party.
/falls down while playing soccer with niece
//braces himself with hand as he lands awkwardly
///hand hurts for weeks
Before we move on to today’s schedule, I want to share with you an image that Don T shared with us in the back room.
Without further ado, TO THE GAMES! (all times Pacific)
If you’re awake when this post airs, you can prepare some breakfast and catch Leicester City visiting Wolverhampton.
I have to give it up to NBC for finally putting some good games on TV channels included in the basic packages. No NBC Sports Gold for Liverpool and Man U! Also, Arsenal and Chelsea get the full nationwide NBC treatment!
It’s like NBC realized they aren’t showing any more NFL until September…
Here is the patented Balls Omakase Menu:
- Wolverhampton Wanderers v Leicester City
- Computer: Liverpool v Crystal Palace / TV: Manchester United v Brighton & Hove Albion / Cell Phone: Real Madrid v Sevilla
- Arsenal v Chelsea
- PSG v En Avant Guingamp
- Querétaro v Monterrey
- América v Pachuca
- Tigres v Cruz Azul
And now for some lovely ladies, courtesy of our favourite Twitter feed, Futbol Babes:
Comment away!
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Walk on honkey line change for ‘Ville. LOL.
Brilliant!
Hey, Georgia Tech broke 40.
Only took ’em 34 minutes.
WOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Someone who follows college reassure me; the D. Hall Jr that plays for Pitt is no relation of DeAngelo Hall, right?
Honestly don’t know, but his D is Darrin. His father is Darrin Sr.
Maybe an uncle?
No idea. I’ll shut up now because I’m not being helpful.
[Rubs hands together while thinking about max free agent contracts]
-Dan S.
It’s the only way to make sure.
Georgia Tech is not….they’re not….they’re not good.
Watching the West v East bowl and keep expecting to see a Key and Peele sketch
Update according to Senor’s ESPN app: Adidas U 43, Georgia Tech 16. Starting the 2nd half.
His coccyx!
IT WILL BE HUGE!
Because it is broken and swelling.
I mean that’s impressive. He didn’t roll it.
Must be VERY slick (I’ve had that happen a couple of times, but with no traffic). Maybe he’s getting an insurance quote?
That could be the answer to very slick too.
Chelski lost!?! Woo! United is only one game back of the wildcard now! What a rush!
Apparently Georgia Tech is not very good against Adidas U.
Redheads rule.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/jf8kkhbc/
Safe Gallery: https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/fulvsqlk/
Technically NSFW of her.
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I have an AWFUL feeling New England is gonna fucking win tomorrow. Maybe it’s cancer. I hope it’s cancer.
Cancer can be defeated.
Different Russian model: https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/jch4l0tk/
UCLA V USC, wonders if John Wooden is alive.
He’s the worst thing to ever happen to UCLA.
DOGGIE STYLE BIRTH!
It was way more common before modern anesthetic, and it’s also used for births where the baby is facing the wrong way, aka ‘sunny side up’
-the more you know!!
Huh.
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I have to go buy beer now. Anybody need anything?
/immediately regrets the question
I want a snack but I really shouldn’t eat anything. And I can’t drink. FML.
methinks when footbaw ends, I go back on the juicer diet. There are just soooooo many aspects of myself that I hate sooooooo much.
Same. I was going to start one yesterday and then that went away immediately because my allergies have me feeling like shit but ice cream makes it all better.
yeah, all the Benadryl naps I’ve taken this month have got my sleep cycle and brain cavity (in general) even more fuckety than usual
If my allergies get worse or don’t improve I might get a sudafed prescription out of this since I’m stuck seeing my doctor every 2-3 days still for at least another week for wound care.
you’re near Balmer? Heroine
Ugh. That gif looks horrible. I need to check these before posting.
https://gfycat.com/AlienatedCompassionateIndianrockpython
Rachel Brosnahan is 100% dream girl
Echo this.
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#Real+Spectacular
Indeed
(reload to make sure you see both)
to be so whip-smart and that beautiful? Imagine how batshit cray-cray she must be!!
Worth it.
oh, totally. This would be feature, not bug.
Remember when the Skipper tried to hang Clint Eastwood? Gilligan would have never gone along with that shit, even as passive as he was.
Fuck off, Notre Dame.
they done fucked off now. Bout fucking time.
I have to find a sports bar in MD willing to put the ‘Ville game on on Thursday night.
Which isn’t going to be easy for several reasons.
see if it’s streaming first, maybe it will work since MD out-of-area
Prolly gonna have to. The only local channel it’s on up there is one of the tiny DC stations.
Thanks for going to the B1G, Maryland!!!!!!!
Evergreen
That may be my favorite Moose gif of all time.
Shitty WVU still manages to beat Kansas.
Is this the year Kansas doesn’t win the Big 12?!?!
they been Pittsnoggled?
MLK Day is Robert E. Lee day in the South.
tis not Lee/Jackson Day in North Cakalaky, but think it still is in VA (and always will be so in The South with capital letters)
/also obligatory how cum u yankees never support no WHITE history month ur the reel racists imo godbless
To be fair, I’m pretty sure it’s also REL Day in Arizona. Plenty of the West is racist as fuck.
Every day is Keep Fucking That Chicken day for racists, and the celebrate it everyday.
some by ACTUALLY fucking a chicken ,, ppl forget that
RIP Jerry Falwell
Wow. At least it’s not James Earl Ray Day…
That’s in June.
Snipe his ass!
How dare they support that Private University President! All Private Universities think they’re so elitist but still get federal money and…
(listens into ear piece)
Huh? Lee was a what? Well that’s a lot worse.
Marshawn Lynch is a goddamn national treasure.
I pretty much hate Bill Maher, but it was worth watching that segment for Beastmode.
FUCKING SATURDAY AND THE DAY BEFORE THE CHAMP PEEN CHIP SUNDAY!!
mmmmm peanut buuuuuuutter.
The things I would do with her and peanut butter.
Mostly get some quality jam, some good bread and make a nice sandwich or two. With maybe some milk.
I would also endeavor to make her a sandwich once the ingredients were agreed to and supply her with her beverage of choice to accompany said sandwich.
It’s Florida all over again.
Best nap I’ve had in months.
It might be quick, but at least it’s small.
Holy shit, they actually called a foul on ND.
The world might be ending, guys.
Arsenal really shouldering its way to the front in that game, eh?
Alexi Lalas can go DIAF.
Evergreen
Down Into Anal Fucking?
chelsea takes the L.
Woooo!
Bobby Cremins has a very annoying voice.
That is all.
glad to see someone else say that. Was wondering if it was just mah inner Reb coming out…
bahahaha
barkley tried to score for chelsea and the ball hit hit the dude in the nuts!!!!!