I think maybe…maybe….just maybe I drank too much yesterday during the baxetballing.
Yesterday, I had bought a 1.75 litre bottle of vodka. And then this morning I noticed half of it was gone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg
Now….(ahem)…. In my defense, I did have family and friends over yesterday. So it is very possible some of them got into it. And in all honesty, I didn’t think I drank that much. But if I did and didn’t feel drunk at any point….? Well that’s not good, right?
So, perhaps the “tWBS needs an intervention” tag which I put on all of my posts might have just taken on a new and bigger meaning than comedy…..?
Meh, screw it.
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As My Good Friend, Scotchnaut Would Say…
Scotchnaut: Let’s get drunk on Scotch!!!!!
tWBS: No no, not that one.
Scotchnaut: Bourbon!!!!!!
tWBS: Nooooooo!!!!!
Scotchnaut: Oh right, sorry….TO THE GAMES!!!!!
tWBS: THERE IT IS!!!!!
Already in progress….
- (9)Central Florida v (1)Duke
Upcoming momentarily…
(6)Buffalo (+3.5, +115) v (3)Texas Tech – 6:10pmEDT – TV: TNT
- Mark my words….the winner of this one will make the Final Four
(12)Liberty(+6.5, +115) v (4)Virginia Tech – 7:10pmEDT – TV: TBS
- Who gives a fuck who wins this one? But this is your value pick ATS methinks. Take the castrated Turkeys and go.
(9)Oklahoma(+11.5, +120) v (1)Virginia – 7:45pmEDT – TV: TRUTV
- Virginia will wear down the Sooners and win this one, no doubt. But probably by 8pts or less. Bet accordingly.
(11)thee Ohio State(+5.5, +110) v (3)Houston – 8:40pmEDT – TV: TNT
- Cougars gon’ feast on some weird nuts. Buckeyes I think they’re called.
(13)UC Irvine(+5, +105) v (12)Oregon – 9:40pmEDT – TV: TBS
- The game no one cares about (sorry SoS), in a town no one gives a shit about, and a tip time (It’s Sunday night FFS) no one gives a shit about. Frankly, I don’t even care who wins this one. An Anteater fighting a Duck is frankly horrifying to me. And I’d stay the hell away from it from a betting standpoint. But I’m still willing to look at their cheerleaders and decide. Shall we?
M’kay. That didn’t help. At least not in the way I had intended. Now I kinda care about this game.
But either way, wow, I should have gone to Irvine. Or Eugene. West coast is the best coast.
Meh…..We’ll call it a draw.
Like I said before, don’t bet this game. You will lose. Because you suck just as much as I do.
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Not In Tournament
- (6)Harvard @ (2)NC State – 7:30pmEDT – ESPNU
- (4)Nebraska @ (1)TCU – 9:30pmEDT – ESPNU
Hey I don’t have a problem…YOU have a problem!!!!!
NHL
- ColorAdo @ Chi**** – 8:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA
- San Antonio @ Boston – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
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In All Seriousness, Everyone, Please Be Safe.
…And drive safely.
Love ya’s.
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since I ain’t watching – they show any crowd shots of Falwell, Jr.? If so, was his poolboy there too?
it’s LIEK these kids don’t care nuthin’ about being #69!!
LOL…that means two things.
can’t even rebound against fucking HARVARD
We are not the most disciplined team in the nation.
I actually turned the teevee to HOCKEY so not to see Dook highlights during NIT halftime
Easily the most amusing part of my kid hitting puberty is how his sketch books have gone from robots and dinosaurs to resembling a deviant art profile. Gonna be a lot of fun sharing it with his prospective girlfriends in a few years
Are you saving the scanned files as .pdf or .jpg?
Gotta go with .png. Less loss in the compression.
Alternatively, why compress? Surely they’re important enough to save in the full-color, lossless glory of TIFF or RAW
Someone forgot to tell Texas Tech that they weren’t playing actual buffalo.
Yeah, really wishing I’d bet that one.
But (ahem) I don’t bet anymore.
thank fuck Opening Day is Thursday, no more reason to pretend basketball still exists as competitive sport
It’s Cricket Season !?!?
who are the Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals of cricket, ya reckon?
Mumbai Indians. (nawt raycess)
The fifth level of Hell consists of a billion years of assembling and disassembling child car seats.
the day you can put them in a regular seat belt is sooooooo fucking liberating
best life advice
yeah, I’m watching the NIT match, then going the fuck to bed
NITpicker.
#ElbowDeep
kiss my ass, VPI
1) Gronk is retiring and the rumoUr is that they are going to replace him with Jared Cook.
2) Here’s some nightmare fuel for you:
The new Star Trek reboot looks like shit.
Hey Spam, has UC Irvine always had this many Americanized Asian girls?
Couldn’t quote numbers, but I think the general makeup of the school has been pretty consistent since I was there.
Seems more UCLAish than UCLA if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Sure do – both are excellent academic institutions!
Exactly!
Liborty U located in Lynchburg, subtle.
/It’s actually named after a dude named Lynch, or so they claim.
He was named for stringing up the blacks.
found a funny:
*beat drops*
Yeah. Yall know who it is…
Its ya boy Big Pseudonym…
AKA Mr. Alias…
AKA Kid Sobriquet…
AKA Self Nick-Name…
AKA Also Known As…
AKA The Nom de Plume King…
AKA Identity Crisis…
AKA Sybil…
AKA Man-E-Monikerz…
AKA Just Names No Rapping…
AKA MC PenNa
Man, Lucifer has been busy as hell this weekend.
all things are shit, and always shall be
Focus on the pleasurable things for a bit.
Somehow, the solution always comes back to rubbing a Hippo.
I knew I should have kept drinking yesterday until I blacked out, and not stopped until tonight.
can’t believe you suckers watched it!
I TUNED IN TO 60 MINUTES OK!
And I read Barr’s letter during the replay review. Now all that’s left is porn. Stupid life.
Man, that was a good look and good follow.
Duke lucked the fuck out….as usual.
THAT PUT BACK I CALL IT MY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE IT JUST REFUSED TO GO DOWN!!!!
What the hell? Seven seconds is NO effort!
Also because it eventually just favored the rich kids.
The Coach K deal with Lucifer is still valid.
Coach K showing the long term effects of the dark side of the force
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
all y’all jinxing muthafuckas
“What is a catch?” will never come close to “What is a foul?”
UCF’s rebounding is garbage.
Oh fuck duke so much
NIT time for me
I know. I feel shame.
dammit
HAVE NAWT WATCHED ONE SECOND
That dropped dunk gonna be fatal
Yep.
Marathon watching deep space nine with the boy, and Mike from breaking bad is explaining to Benjamin why he shot down his ship. It’s always fun to go through old sci fi series to see who pops up.
I haven’t seen this much scrutiny over a black man touching a piece of metal since the OJ trial.
Banner
Agreed, putting it up now.
Think of all the pre-written Zion takes that will have to be scrapped if the Dukies lose! CBS might go out of business!
Charge? On Duke?
What alternate universe have I stumbled into?
Another national championship for UCF?
Oh boy. Brackets gon’ burn
DON’T JINX IT
Go Black Knights!!!!!!
(nawt raycess…Duck Fuke)
Gronk is retiring to play in the AAF with JFF right?
TRUE HIPPO(esque) FACT! My kid who just got into NC State has a friend who got into YALE…but wait-listed for West Raleigh.
He must be a hell of a….women’s crew player (+ $500k)?
Soccer. At Yale the women’s soccer coach was the connection.
Are you shitting me?
Would Hippo lie?
Hallucinate, sure. But never lie.
what imaginary desert buddy-guy said
Timing is everything. I got waitlisted at a bunch of shit schools too.
hey now, my lazy kid still missed the early deadline for applications (made the final one, though)
Garkel’d again!
“Can you O.D. on……WINNING?!”
-Redshirt
Waffles for dinner tonight! Love breakfast for dinner.
I’m eating a bowl of Lucky Charms
#MagicallyDelicious!
Ahem
A pink marshmallow!
Script summary for the banner pic; All the other cheerleaders have been strap-on fucked by the tall, hot African American.
its howe u establish dominance ,, ppl forget that
…and puts the ‘just fucked real good’ smile on your face.
Unlike the ‘just fucked real good’ by the government/ in prison frown.
this may be the bestest pic I ever seen
It’s not that Zion’s such a great leaper, it’s just that he doesn’t seem to be in any hurry to head back to the ground. Ok, I’ve jumped…may as well stay up here a while.
Daryl Strawberry was his coach.
Coach K’s gonna pull him for a righty. It’s called “playing the percentages.”
Tacko definitely uses nerve tonic.
Sorry; thought you said taco.
Wait, half a 1.75 liter bottle of vodka a day is a problem? Since when?
srsly, I am gonna make COFFEE for the goddamned NIT. Think tomorrow, I will stay in bed all day wallowing in my shame
I will say this about LA — there is no shortage of great food. I mean, how did you people come up with a Cheesecake Factory!?
Also, I understand I was not “in” LA.
Cheesecake Factory:LA::Golden Corral:Arizona
You guys got a bunch of GCs too!
Maybe, but only an Arizonan would know an oft-used abbreviation.
Any highlights of your stay here?
We hit Tierra Mia Coffee. I love latin coffee. We tried to hit some ultra popular Korean BBQ place but the wait was 90min so we did another.
Else it was just dipping the baby’s toes in the Pacific and enjoying those signs that warn me I’ll get an infection if I go in the water (different beach than I put the baby in the water — Laguna vs Crystal Cove).
Mostly I was just relived the baby traveled well.
Glad it went well – next time buy some weed. For the kid of course.
Friends roommate hooked that up.
My sincerest apologies for doubting you.
Made it back from the OC. Gotta wash the LIBERAL off me….
Gotta get a jet engine powered leafblower to get the Arizona stank outta here.
TRIGGER WARNING!!1111
patchouli lingers like a mofo
I thought they render all the liberals into soap in OC.
Buffalo Bulls channeling their inner Buffalo Bills nicely.
and there’s like NOTHING in the Mueller report??
just kill me now
There’s nothing Barr wanted to disclose. MOVE ALONG, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Except there’s plenty there. Expect a leak of the full report sooner than later.
something useful and democracy-saving would have leaked already. I am getting square root of fuckall positive from ANYWHERE that I trust.
The Barr Report! We’ve been saying it all along! The Barr Report will be the final document!
Found a funny:
UCI stands for University of Chinese Immigrants.
That’s older than I am. And I am old.
The less offensive acronym is Under Construction Indefinitely.
(There is, of course, some truth to the line…there is a higher percentage of Asian students there than at any other college in the country.)
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
I see you mindy….
https://www.si.com/more-sports/photos/2009/07/23cheerleader-of-the-week#1
I am one of the few white boys that don’t have an Asian fetish. But I does find Asian folks to be just delightful, on an interpersonal level.
/slender Latinas though…that is Hippo’s sweet spot
isn’t the UC system one of the places where HONKIES get a little affirmative action, because otherwise the campuses would be all Asian?
Maybe? I honestly don’t know whether that’s the case, or whether it’s just that Asian students don’t get the same affirmative action benefits as other minority students.
Breaking news: Rob Gronkowski has announced his retirement, according to this alert that just popped up on my phone.
This raises two questions: 1) What will the Patriots do to replace him? and 2) Why does my phone give a shit about anything related to the P*ts?
Announcing it on Instagram is quite Gronkesque.