NFL News: Two days until the Draft.
- The Seahawks, as predicted once they signed Russell to all that money, have traded Frank Clark.
- To the Chiefs, for a 2019 First round pick, a swap of 2019 Thirds, and a 2020 Second.
- For the Chiefs, I guess they saw their window closing, and seemingly overpaying means Andy Reid thought it was the drive-thru window.
- For the Seahawks, given that they had only four picks this year, it seems like a pretty good deal for a guy they could no longer afford.
- Clark then signed a five-year, $105 million contract, with $63 million guaranteed.
- On his way out the door, he took a few shots at an organization that drafted him despite his reputation for taking shots at women.
- “Seattle had used me for everything I had for them already.”
- “When you’re playing in Seattle it’s not common that they plan to have players around for the long run. It’s obvious.”
- “I wanted to be somewhere where I’m wanted, where I’m appreciated.”
- Or, to put it another way,
- On his way out the door, he took a few shots at an organization that drafted him despite his reputation for taking shots at women.
- To the Chiefs, for a 2019 First round pick, a swap of 2019 Thirds, and a 2020 Second.
Kareem Hunt kicked a woman
Tyreek Hill punched his pregnant girlfriend and may have hit his kid
Frank Clark got charged with domestic violenceThe Chiefs seem like they have a type
— Dave Rappoccio (@DrawPlayDave) April 23, 2019
- The reason for the trade, Russell Wilson, spent today gifting his offensive linemen Amazon stock.
- Thirteen linemen X $12,000 in shares = $156,000.
- In comparison, he makes $17 million this year, and another $140 million through 2023.
- Proving he’s either a nice guy or always on-brand, he followed that up by saying:
- “You sacrifice your physical and mental well-being to protect me, which in turn allows me to provide and care for my family. This does not go unnoticed and it is never forgotten. You have invested in my life, [so] this is my investment into yours.”
- Thirteen linemen X $12,000 in shares = $156,000.
- Robbie Gould wants the fuck out of San Francisco.
- He has all-but demanded a trade, and is now threatening to not report to training camp.
- His wife & family stayed in Chicago after he was cut in 2016, while he played for the Giants (2016) and the Niners (2017-18)
- He was franchise tagged for 2019, at $4.971 million.
- He has all-but demanded a trade, and is now threatening to not report to training camp.
- Jonathan Stewart signed a one-day contract to retire as a member of the Panthers.
- He played 11 seasons – 10 with the Panthers & last year (mostly on IR) with the Giants.
- The Giants declined his 2019 option, making him a free agent.
- He retires the Panthers all-time leader with 7,318 rushing yards and 51 touchdowns.
- He played 11 seasons – 10 with the Panthers & last year (mostly on IR) with the Giants.
.@Jonathanstewar1 signs a one-day contract to retire as a Panther‼️ pic.twitter.com/bOG5bhHHl9
— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) April 23, 2019
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL: GAME 7 BAY-BAY
- Maple Leafs at Bruins – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Golden Knights at Sharks – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Magic at Raptors – 7:00PM | TSN / NBATV
- Nets at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT
- Spurs at Nuggets – 9:30PM | TSN5 / NBATV
- Thunder at Trail Blazers – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Giants at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Kevin Pillar’s return after his trade to the Giants.
- Dodgers at Cubs – 8:05PM | MLBN
- Giants at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Smackdown Live! – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
We’re thiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to actual NFL content. Mr. Scott?
That’s the kind of hit that started the Red Wings-Avalanche hatefest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzSUo8iPp4M
Sharks have found their cheat code. Hurt Pavelski, get goals.
“Joe Pavelski” sounds close enough to “Mike Wazowski” so it checks out.
I’m going to have to see the replay again. It just didn’t look that bad to me; seemed more like bad luck to me.
Agreed. It was just a push. Looks like the refs reacted to the injury and blood more than anything.
Weirdly, I could sort of imagine handing out minors to both Knights on the play — Eakin and the guy (I forget) who shoved Pavelski while he was already falling. Which might have resulted in the same PP explosion, I suppose.
Belch
Belch Wringsnot; best actor from Altoona ever.
Sharks-Knights might be the next great Western Conference rivalry.
Dear online clothing retailers: when the only options you offer are “athletic,” “trim,” and “slim,” I’m just assuming you don’t want my business. I’m sure your marketing people can come up with a euphemism for “fat slob.”
We are all Blue Jackets fans. It’s a simple as that.
So say we all!
My work buddy to our boss today: Have you ever smelled mothballs?
Boss: Sure! Of course!
Buddy: How’d you get the little legs spread?
(Doctor Nick voice) Hi everybody!
Spent a few days in Chicago; attended a game at something called “Wrigley” for the first time ever, tried a “beer” or two, and ate deep dish pizza, which is just damn fine. Also turned 50, so I no longer tolerate dick jokes.
Penis.
Deep dish pizza is good.
Turns out, yes, it is.
Well done.
I’m not watching TV, I’m just reading the comments here, and I can’t tell who won the hockey game, Boston or Toronto.
The important thing is that we all lost.
Reds TV just said a Sad Truth: the Reds best Centerfielder is their #3 Middle Reliever.
last funny:
Just saw Avengers: Endgame. Wow. Two observations –
1) I didn’t even know Disney owned the rights to Mr Bean
2) Bold choice to let his bumbling capers take up a full 40 minutes of the movie. Not sure it paid off
Sounds better than the spoilers I read.
Putting together a playlist of the greatest songs of 1967 (Last Leaf Cup) and drinking 15-year-old scotch (Last Leaf playoff series win). It’s going to be a good night.
That is pure fucking synergy.
1967 was The Summer of Love.
So get fuckin.
Yay! Owens turned!!
Say what you want about Russell Wilson; ain’t no way you’re gonna find him having to avoid questions about Paul Allen being caught on video getting a handjob from a slave owned by a Chinese spy.
I don’t know if that was intended to be a reference to “roly poly fishheads are never seen drinking cappuccino in Italian restaurants with Oriental women,” but that’s certainly how I took it. Bravo.
Did Trent Green hack this account?
Yeah.
Atlanta Bullpen vs. Cincinnati Bullpen
WHO WANTS IT LESS?!?!?!
Kevin Owens has replaced Big E in The New Day while he’s out due to injury. Just another white guy taking another black guy’s job.
Much like The Miz, I’ll be watching & waiting for the turn that may never come.
The Bruins fan in me has to admit the Leafs will be monsters next year, now that their core is used to playing together.
But tonight, I am a happy, happy boy.
The Leafs are the Team of the Future. And they always will be.
sheeeeesh….. way to loose leafs….
It’s what they excel at.
…Are the Nets actually getting worse?
Oh God – put it right into my veins. Those Leaf tears are so sweet.
I can imagine. Those few minutes where it looked like the Bengals won the playoff game by beating the Steelers…ah, I have no words…they should’ve sent to Poet.
Tortorella and the Bahston media will be fun.
He is a gem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFlIwdNLBw
FACK THAH FACKIN ICE SAWX
Just gotta feel for a city that’s gone that long without a title
Woof. These Nets can’t even score on Orchids of Asia.
They basically just stood and watched Embiid practice three pointers at the end there
Lotta business decisions there by Brooklyn.
Guys, I just don’t think this is the Leaves’ year…
Evergreen comment
I keep looking up occasionally to see the Sixers fucking something up and somehow extending their lead
found a funny:
Me: One of you… is the murderer
Everyone: *starts sweating*
Me: (unable to tell who’s guilty) a sauna was a bad place to hold this meeting
Jesus Christ, JJ
Its offically been six months of work without a day off and I’m starting to think that giraffe they hired in Marketing isn’t real.
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yikes. nets not looking good…
Evergreen statement
Sir, no.
Brooklyn calls a timeout to discuss sending the Nets back to Jersey
When Boston makes this guy Kuraly their captain, I hear they’re gonna give him some kind of guitar-esque stringed instrument to commemorate it.
Even the stupid shit Philly’s trying works
The Federalist is officially good now
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Padre Weaselo’s take: Fine, her rendition sucks anyway.
/Sweeps over Flyera taking a statue of Kate Smith down
Washington Admirals in top form tonight
Nets on pace to score 16 points total tonight.
Gonna need to go on a solid run in the second half to hit it
They have already fallen behind that pace.
Could NC State beat the Nets?
At this pace, yes, they would blow them out.
Only took 6 minutes for Brooklyn’s first 2 points
Legit question: why so much venom for the Toronto Maple Leafs? Aren’t they Browns-level historical losers? What causes the hayt?
I don’t care much about the puckball, just axing.
I used to be right there on the hate train. I blame Down Goes Brown and Bloge Salming for transferring that hate to the Canadiens.
The GOAT
http://www.downgoesbrown.com/2009/11/nhl-suspensions.html
I think they’re more like the Cowboys in terms of bandwagoner appeal and media usurpation.
They get all the media coverage, year round but haven’t done shit in years to deserve it. Lead national story mid summer: 4th line winger get hang nail. How will this affect the Leafs playoff chances. No mention of any other hockey or sports team, regardless of how they are doing.
Think Yankee type of coverage but with Bengals kind of winning history.
Also fuck Harold Ballard and his penny pinching ways
There are also Leaf fans everywhere up here , all transplants from Ontario. No matter what bar you walk in to there will be a Leaf fan that will tell you it is their year.
It isn’t
-voice over
$12,000 in Amazon stock is 6.23 shares as of today.
Six point two three shares.
How did he even come up with that number?
Take 12, add zeroes. 12 is part of the Seahawks totem at this point.
Big questions for Game 5: Will Brooklyn score any baskets?
THESE MAPLE LEAFS I CALL SHIT TICKETS BECAUSE THE BRUINS ARE WIPING THEIR ICE WITH THEM AND FLUSHING THEIR SEASON DOWN THE CRAPPER.
this is good glue
Toronto losing, that’s good.
Boston winning, that’s bad.
Exactly how I feel.
This could be the last Nets game for the next (how long is roundball offseason?) months. Don’t forget to tune in!
You know who gets it?
This guy. This guy. This guy. Th-this guy.
Weeknight at Bernie’s?
This is the only dude who can afford to own Brooklyn real estate.
(I think that’s a joke. I’m not sure though.)
Ron Cadillac?
You know, for all his investigations, theories, FALSE FLAGS and accusations, it’s really funny that Pete Carroll has never realized that his quarterback has been a lizard person this whole time.
Yeah but what’s hte best way to stop a lizard person from working with the Rand Corporation to infiltrate the Deep State and control our minds with water additives? Distract him with a lucrative pro-football career and all the washed up hip-hop wives he wants.
Keep your lizard people close, keep your melting steel beams even closer.
That’s the great irony of conspiracy theorists
Go Ice Argos, go!
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If you could promise me ovechkin would punch chara unconscious , I’d root for boston tonight.
Every dollar in the fucking universe should be bet on the fucking broons tonight. Replay of game 2 goon show COMING UP!