Due to Halloween happening on Thursday this week and our talented writers regaling you with their spooky tales, I did not do a Thirsty Thursday soccer preview post this week. As luck has it, though, King Hippo was unavailable to do this morning’s soccer post, so here we are. I will combine the two and we’ll take it from there.
Before I begin, I want to give credit for all the hot lady soccer fan pictures to the Fútbol Babes Twitter account. Those folks do the Lord’s Work and deserve a follow from you.
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EPL Tipping Pool Standings
| Place | Tipper | Round Tips | Round Margin | Total Tips | Total Margin |
| 1 | Son Of Spam | 6 | 2 | 53 | 12 |
| 2 | BALLS | 4 | 1 | 52 | 11 |
| 3 | Mr. Ayo | 6 | 2 | 51 | 13 |
| 4 | Litre_cola | 7 | 1 | 51 | 16 |
| 5 | Reverend Mayhem | 5 | 2 | 51 | 16 |
| 6 | nomonkeyfun | 7 | 1 | 51 | 17 |
| 7 | KBS52 | 6 | 2 | 48 | 14 |
| 8 | 5 | 1 | 48 | 15 | |
| 9 | Game Time Decision | 3 | 0 | 47 | 13 |
| 10 | Fronkenshteen | 6 | 0 | 47 | 17 |
| 11 | Wakezilla | 6 | 1 | 47 | 20 |
| 12 | bk109 | 5 | 0 | 46 | 16 |
| 13 | Yeah Right | 5 | 1 | 42 | 20 |
| 14 | Spur | 5 | 2 | 42 | 22 |
| 15 | Maestro | 3 | 0 | 41 | 15 |
| 16 | Don T | 3 | 0 | 38 | 16 |
| 17 | King Hippo | 3 | 1 | 38 | 18 |
| 18 | Herodotus | 5 | 0 | 33 | 16 |
| 19 | Sharkbait | 3 | 0 | 33 | 21 |
| 20 | BFC | 3 | 0 | 31 | 15 |
| 21 | Horatio | 3 | 0 | 29 | 14 |
| 22 | Blax | 3 | 0 | 29 | 27 |
There was quite a bit of movement all over the ladder with Son of Spam taking over the pool lead. Congratulations to Litre_cola and nomonkeyfun, who got top scores this week with 7 correct tips!
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Weekend Schedule
I’m being told that Canadian viewers only need to sign up for DAZN and they can get all the coverage of all the world’s fútbol leagues in one place.
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In the US, NBC holds the rights to the EPL, so you’ll be able to see games on their networks and the NBC Sports Gold package. Here are the games on tap this weekend (all times Pacific and home teams always listed first):
Friday, November 1, 2019
No game scheduled
Saturday, November 2, 2019
5:30 AM – AFC Bournemouth v Manchester United
8:00 AM – Arsenal v Wolverhampton Wanderers
8:00 AM – Aston Villa v Liverpool
8:00 AM – Brighton & Hove Albion v Norwich City
8:00 AM – Manchester City v Southampton
8:00 AM – Sheffield United v Burnley
8:00 AM – West Ham United v Newcastle United
10:30 AM – Watford v Chelsea
Sunday, November 3, 2019
6:00 AM – Crystal Palace v Leicester City
8:30 AM – Everton v Tottenham Hotspur
Monday, November 4, 2019
No game scheduled
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In the US and Canada, BeIn Sports is the rights-holder for La Liga, so you can find all the games there. Here is this week’s schedule (all times Pacific and home teams always listed first):
Friday, November 1, 2019
No game scheduled
Saturday, November 2, 2019
5:00 AM – Espanyol v Valencia
8:00 AM – Levante v Barcelona
10:30 AM – Sevilla v Atlético Madrid
1:00 PM – Real Madrid v Real Betis
Sunday, November 3, 2019
3:00 AM – Real Valladolid v Mallorca
5:00 AM – Villarreal v Athletic Bilbao
7:00 AM – Osasuna v Deportivo Alavés
9:30 AM – Celta de Vigo v Getafe
9:30 AM – Leganés v Éibar
12:00 Noon – Granada v Real Sociedad
Monday, November 4, 2019
No game scheduled
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Liga MX games are aired in the United States on TUDN, and the varied Univision networks. Fox Sports Deportes also has selected games (all times Pacific and home teams always listed first):
Friday, November 1, 2019
6:00 PM – Puebla 1 v Pumas UNAM 1
8:00 PM – Atlas 1 v Atlético San Luis 2
Saturday, November 2, 2019
4:00 PM – Querétaro v Tigres UANL
6:00 PM – América v Santos Laguna
6:00 PM – Monterrey v Veracruz
8:00 PM – Necaxa v Pachuca
Sunday, November 3, 2019
10:00 AM – Toluca v Guadalajara
5:00 PM – Juárez v Tijuana
6:00 PM – León v Morelia
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In the United States, Fox Sports has the rights to the Bundesliga, so you can find games on the Fox Sports networks. Here is the weekend schedule (you know the drill..):
Friday, November 1, 2019
12:30 PM – Hoffenheim 3 v Paderborn 0
Saturday, November 2, 2019
7:30 AM – Borussia Dortmund v Wolfsburg
7:30 AM – RB Leipzig v Mainz 05
7:30 AM – Bayer Leverkusen v Borussia Mönchengladbach
7:30 AM – Eintracht Frankfurt v Bayern Münich
7:30 AM – Werder Bremen v Freiburg
10:30 AM – Union Berlin v Hertha BSC
Sunday, November 3, 2019
6:30 AM – Fortuna Düsseldorf v Köln
9:00 AM – Augsburg v Schalke 04
Monday, November 4, 2019
No game scheduled
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BeIn Sports is the rights-holder for Ligue 1. Luckily, BeIn Sports has like 8 channels through their BeIn Sports Connect app, so you can see most of the games live:
Friday, November 1, 2019
12:45 PM – Dijon 2 v PSG 1
Saturday, November 2, 2019
9:30 AM – Olympique Marseille v Lille
12 Noon – Nîmes v Rennes
12 Noon – Metz v Montpellier
12 Noon – Toulouse v Olympique Lyonnais
12 Noon – Angers SCO v Strasbourg
12 Noon – Amiens SC v Brest
Sunday, November 3, 2019
6:00 AM – Bordeaux v Nantes
8:00 AM – Nice v Reims
12 Noon – Saint Étienne v Monaco
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ESPN has the rights to Serie A. All games are available on the ESPN+ package:
Friday, November 1, 2019
No game scheduled
Saturday, November 2, 2019
7:00 AM – Roma v Napoli
10:00 AM – Bologna v Inter
12:45 PM – Torino v Juventus
Sunday, November 3, 2019
3:30 AM – Atalanta v Cagliari
6:00 AM – Genoa v Udinese
6:00 AM – Hellas Verona v Brescia
6:00 AM – Lecce v Sassuolo
9:00 AM – Fiorentina v Parma
11:45 AM – Milan v Lazio
Monday, November 4, 2019
11:45 AM – SPAL v Sampdoria
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As I like to say on the AFL Beat:
DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!
Enjoy the weekend!
(134/69)
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Litre_Cola’s Obscure Footy Club that Hippo probably bets on.
After a week hiatus due to a runaway drunk weekend we are back. WELCOME TO HELL.
Today we are looking at Galatasaray S. K. from the European side of Istanbul. When 1st introduced to the European game I was made aware of these lunatics as I saw highlights of them taking on their arch rivals Fenerbahçe.
Founded in 1905 by students at Galatasaray High School they have become the giants of Turkey. From Wikipedia “According to researcher Cem Atabeyoğlu, Galatasaray took its name from one of its first matches. In that match, Galatasaray won 2–0 over a local Greek club and the spectators called them “Galata Sarayı efendileri” (English: “Gentlemen of Galata Palace”), and, after this incident, they adopted that name and started to call their club “Galata Sarayı”. In 1905, during the era of the Ottoman Empire, there were no laws for associations so the club could not be registered officially, but, after the 1912 Law of Association, the club registered legally.Since there weren’t any other Turkish teams, Galatasaray joined the Istanbul League that was consisting of English and Greek teams in the season of 1905–1906. With their first championship title they won in 1908–1909, they heralded the beginning of Turkish football history”
Gala always seems to be the Turkish representative in the Champions League and has a huge advantage playing at home as their stadium Türk Telekom Stadı. It holds 52 thousand lunatics who just love fighting, flares and destroying their own stadium in battles. In 1999-2000 they completed the rare quadruple by winning the UEFA Cup (Europa League), Turkish Cup, Turkish League, and UEFA Super Cup (I don’t know what that is).
Hell, why? Due to the lunatics that reside there on match day. The largest firm is UltrAslan which was founded in 2001. Their arch rivals on the Asian side is Fener and those derbies are insane. If you like watching battles the definitely go down that rabbit hole on Youtube. Their rivals on the European side of Istanbul is Beskitas and it is just as heated because they have had a bunch of money dumped into them recently. Beskitas has no problem with LGBTQ people which is a rarity in Turkey so my 2 gay buddies support them, therefore so do I. MY friends would leave Scotland and head back to Turkey and not be able to be together for longer than say, dinner. They were fucking married. Crazy fans? To the video!
Chills. This is support.
Thus far this year they are not performing like the ultras would like. and through 9 games they are currently in 7th with something called Alanyaspor in 1st. The club has plenty of Turks but as always the Turkish League has guys who are bit long in the tooth and other European castoffs like Ryan Babel, Steven Nzonzi, Falcao, Jean Michael Seri (on loan from Mighty Whitey) and Ryan Donk. In the how the hell did you get here file we have Norwegian Martin Linnes.
Fulham plays Hull City. The Canadian Championship 2nd leg is today. A BOTG will follow. Go Cavs, we are down 1-0 and the league is plotting against us.
BONUS!
Here is your reminder to put in your tips for the NFL Tipping Pool and for the DFO Eliminator Challenge. Links are below:
Tipping Pool: https://mobile.footytips.com.au/competitions/?ff=ladders&competitionId=575837
Eliminator Challenge: http://fantasy.espn.com/nfl-eliminator-challenge/2019/en/group?groupID=56874
After Week Eight, there are STILL 6 Commentists left in the Eliminator Challenge. In addition, WhyEaglesWhy chose the 49ers on Thursday night, so he’s already locked in to survive another week.
The Final Six remain: Blister Pig, WhyEaglesWhy, Mr. Ayo, Spur, Col. Duke LaCrosse, and BeerGuyRob. Good luck!
As for the NFL Tipping Pool, here are the standings:
| P | Tipper | Round Tips | Round Margin | Total Tips | Total Margin |
| 1 | Son Of Spam | 13 | 9 | 79 | 72 |
| 2 | Litre_cola | 13 | 7 | 78 | 109 |
| 3 | Reverend Mayhem | 12 | 0 | 77 | 68 |
| 4 | King Hippo | 12 | 1 | 76 | 84 |
| 5 | Yeah Right | 10 | 7 | 73 | 82 |
| 6 | Game Time Decision | 10 | 10 | 73 | 89 |
| 7 | BALLS | 13 | 4 | 72 | 96 |
| 8 | Maestro | 10 | 10 | 71 | 103 |
| 9 | Don T | 12 | 10 | 71 | 104 |
| 10 | The King in Yellow | 13 | 3 | 70 | 71 |
| 11 | Fronkenshteen | 11 | 14 | 70 | 91 |
| 12 | Sharkbait | 10 | 10 | 70 | 95 |
| 13 | Why Eagles Why | 13 | 6 | 69 | 73 |
There was a lot of movement in the bottom of the ladder. Congratulations to the five tippers that got 13 out of 15 games correct! That’s pretty good. Please remember that you get a 2 point bonus for picking all games correctly, so you can catch up quick!
As I mentioned above,
DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!
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Hippo’s JV Footy Fixture Preview!
NC State (+7.5) at Wake Forest (Noon, ESPN)
Winston-Salem (a town full of grumpy old white assholes) is where Wolven dreams historically go to die. But this year, it’s the Deacs who have dreams, and NC State who is hoping to go .500. Will that turn the tables on history? Fuck and no.
Michigan (-22) at Maryland (Noon, ABC)
The early window is ridiculously weak, and those who don’t live in North Cakalaky should likely stick with Lesser Footy (this is JV NFL, for those new to our nomenclature). Still don’t believe in Lesser Harbs, and they will be overconfident coming off their pasting of Notre Dame. But ain’t nobody Fear the Turtle in football season, except for those that don’t want to take their impending dump in public.
Georgia (-6) v. Florida (3:30, CBS)
Huzzah, it’s The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party time, and both sides are quite good for a (recent) change. Winner stays alive in the playoff conversation, until Roll Damn Tide or LSU kicks their teeth in, come December.
Kansas State (-5.5) at Kansas (3:30, FS1)
The purveyors of last week’s Big Twaaaaalve upsets square off, for bragging rights in that empty, garbage dump of a state. They did at least refuse to elect aspiring Nazi Kris Kobach Governor, to be fair.
Miami (+3) at Florida State (3:30, ABC)
Remember when this rivalry was meaningful? HINT – such highlights are exclusively in standard definition. Winner probably sneaks into the Weedeater Bowl or some such shit.
Utah (-3) at Washington (4:00, Fox)
Now THIS is some solid football right here. Team Secular Big Love lurks on the edges of playoff consideration, but I find it almost impossible to imagine someone emerging from the PAC-whatever with only 1 loss. Classic “defense v. offense” battle, with the Huskies boasting an NFL-calibre QB…and fuckall else.
SMU (+6) at Memphis (7:30, ABC)
The Pony Express has returned to national cromulence, giving me hope that NC State could do the same in hoops (cue the laugh track). Winner likely gets the “short bus” New Year’s Six bowl invite.
Oregon (-4.5) at Southern Cal (8:00, Fox)
The left coast is at least giving us some plausibly ok matchups today. But I don’t buy Quack Attack QB Justin Herbert as an NFL prospect, nor do I think much of the Troi Boiz. But if you can’t take a late nap, these are around.
BYU (+3) at Utah State (10:00, ESPN2)
Batten down the hatches, it’s Romney against Romney! We always like to highlight at least one late night “tweaker” fixture, as Hippo doesn’t look down on y’all smackheads nor Godless PST dwellers. Original Recipe Team Big Love has been up and down all year like the stock market (I guess, I don’t follow the stock market – ah am a liberal and don’t understand moneys), while Team Secular Big Love State has a really intriguing NFL QB prospect in Jordan Love. Plus, one assumes MOAR black guys.
Enjoy the games, everyone!
Being a TE at Florida has to be the lowest bar for success at any D-1 school: “Look, just don’t kill anyone, or at least keep it under 3, and you won’t be the worst Florida TE of all time.”
Florida trying to run the clock out
I’l watch almost anything with Walton Goggins in it, but a CBS sit-com is a just a bridge too goddamn far.
I would if it Was a remake of the Golden Girls with Goggins as Dorothy
Walton Goggins: (Blows up bridge). “Your move.”
Dorothy’s dental dam blows up: ‘ your move’
Worst Trask performance on screen so far since the last Fantastic Four movie
“Quick slant” Search term for Balls repeatedly requested by one B. Parcells.
Done
Every time I’m reminded that Fromme is still at Georgia it reminds me of the feel I always had about Gerry McNamara. It seemed like that guy was a guard a Syracuse for a decade and the NCAA never looked into it.
The NCAA didn’t look into a lot of things at Syracuse over the decades.
“This could go both ways”
Balls search term
2nd and 34? JV NFL BLITZ!
Sure we’ll see worse tommorow with Jets v dolphins
Ends in a negative point tie
Loser is relegated to the XFL circa 2001.
Holy shit Florida, feels like I’m watching Rutgers play.
Don’t jump!
I have no concern for either team, but a 19-yard sack on first down is some Jameis Winston shit.
Rodrigo Blankenship is a very MXC name
Right you are, Kenny!
Loser of Georgia-Florida gets kicked out of the Union, right?
Since Trump is declaring residency here I hope it’s is Fl for once
Wonder if Trask throws a int will CBS play a Less Than Jake song
I don’t think I’ve ever hated anything as much as the last 5 minutes of The Strain S3.
5 minutes into S4, I’m ready to retract that statement
holy shit did this ever go off the rails
Hippo warned ya…
Yeah thought about watching last season hoping it would be better but just left it at naaa. Kid is like Coral squared
I hate him for all the reasons, intended and otherwise
I stopped watching The Walking Dead after Season 2, but I came back just to watch Coral die.
That’s when you know you’ve created the worst character imaginable.
Kicker for Georgia glasses
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Hot damn, spaceballs has come up twice in one week. We’re bringing it back! It’s finally happening!
POTENTIAL BATTLEBOTS BEAT UPDATE POST: So the Russian guy who bought the MegaBots bot on eBay for $170K had no intention of paying (once again, a cromulent metaphor to the U.S. today), so it’s back on eBay.
Paul Ventimiglia (builder of Bite Force) is threatening to buy it if it’s absurdly cheap (currently available for the low low price of just over $2000, plus S&H).
V Tech up on the Scissor Lift Sisters!
Shitty Comcast remote that takes two clicks to go to last channel.
Big City guy is gonna keep the small town sawmill open! A dozen non-union jobs have been saved for at least a year! Truly a Christmas Miracle Whip!
3rd down either side of the ball and Gators going to fuck up
I converted all of this week’s quotables for the newcomers to share.
You the man!
https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/collections/PK4vTHkd/2019-quotables-week-8-81rz
Suppose I should’ve used my “Darby Failin” comment from Twitter.
Good to see Dabo Dabo! DABO! (that’s Clemson for you newbies) really challenging themselves today, taking on noted powerhouse Wofford.
With a name like that I have to assume their star player is Air Bud, Golden Receiver.
Washington trying to make a counterpoint to Tyler Huntley and Utah
Been making Hurricanes recently and now im
https://images.app.goo.gl/7uw1aP6FwtjxShH26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DbSaqq24vY
Seeing that soccer banner, this is obvious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ja8zo3jvoY
I firmly believe that Scotchy’s hobo killer’s backstory is that he was an editor for the Hallmark Channel and just snapped one Christmas…
Walked 15 miles this morning, I feel like I got caught in a bathroom stall with Ben Roethlisberger.
Gave up on the next 485 miles in your tribute to the Proclaimers
Or the Hooters?
Nice deep cut there. You Zig-Zaged that one.
I’m not gonna lie-I love French’s mustard. I’m willing to overlook the fact that they collaborated with the Nazis’ German mostrich. They didn’t have a choice.
#JustFollowingOrdersSMH
Got to have to spicier, just saw some random Twitter trends about horseradish being underrated and it got me thinking of mustard and horseradish combos
Boar’s Head makes a really good white wine horseradish mustard. It clears shit out.
Mmm see if I can get Publix to put it on the next Chicken Tender sub. They gave a Chipotle Gouda cheese that has a good kick
Rooting FOAR Florida Men, because I think they give Bama a better game than UGA would.
Plus, Gainesville, home of Tom Petty and most of the Heartbreakers.
BRICK’S CANADA REPORT
Here’s a dyslexic Vietnamese restaurant in Montreal which commemorates one of the U.S. Army’s greatest victories over enemy women and children in its long and illustrious history:
Looks nice! Not freezing.
Massacre your hunger
I’m laughing an inappropriate amount at this.
feed you long time
“Go for it!”
-Cilliam Walley
No, no. They’re inviting British sailors to “come in, limey!”
Shoulda called it “Tet.”
Guy: “My wife passed away.”
Girl: “That mustabin tough.”
Guy: “Yah.”*
*actual dialogue from “A Nostalgic Christmas”
You just don’t recognize brilliantly efficient screenwriting when you see it! In just a few lines, we establish that the guy (1) has been married before, so he’s a Good Guy and not afraid of commitment; (2) his marriage ended through a tragic death, not through any fault of his, so he’s available but still a Good Guy; and (3) he’s just sensitive enough to admit feeling pain, but macho and gruff enough to not talk about it at length.
It’s like Hack Writing 101.
Show us where on the script where the writer touched you, Dunstan.
In my heart. Right in the heart.
[hugs Dunstan]
“I’m here for you. I always will be.”
*sniff*
Could you… could you just say “it’s not your fault” over and over again?
I mean, I could, but I think you bear a fair amount of the responsibility.
Yeah, I mean, we don’t want to lie to you.
Fine. I’ll just keep listening to the first half of Margaritaville over and over again. Like every Saturday afternoon.
We don’t know that. He could have had her in a cage in the basement and forgotten to feed her.
Well, if he forgot, then it’s not intentional and he’s still a good guy, right? I mean, we’ve all done that.
He could be Belgian.
I miss the Hallmark Movie posts…
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL, Commintern FC!!
Female Protagonist is wearing a cherry-red dress. I believe this is Christmas code for “presenting”.
Wake us when they reach the implied missionary boning / tasteful dimly lit dry-humping sesh (if the show wants to be “risque”).
Edit: FULLY CLOTHED dry humping sesh
[watches a toothless, alcoholic Jackeen bang his mother face-to-face instead of doggy-style]
“It’s a Christmas miracle!”
-bk109
Uh, no.. A Christmas Miracle is to catch Die Hard and Die Hard 2 on broadcast telly COMMERCIAL-Free with the kiddos…. (commercial-free)
You say crisps, I say potato chips. Let’s call the whole thing off.
Commando and Die Hard, since the idea for Commando 2 ended up becoming Die Hard
Eh, Didn’t like Commando all that much to be honest. If I’m substituting Die Hard 2 with something from Arnie’s catalogue, then by Jebus – I’m going with True Lies…
Edit: Also, I find it fucking hilarious that the first guy that portrayed John McClane was Frank Sinatra (and pretty sure his contract with the studio gave him first crack at Die Hard, but he wisely passed on it as he was too old for the role 😀 )
Edit2: Sorta portrayed John McClane – http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/03/frank-sinatra-originally-offered-leading-role-die-hard/
Frank realized that, at his age, if he couldn’t make it in Die Hard, he couldn’t make it anywhere.
Commando is my favorite Arnold movie, because there’s so many one-liners.
Lame one-liners… If you’re gonna go the Arnie one-liner route – PREDATOR
Isn’t the point that they’re lame one-liners?
Sorta, but Predator finds the golden ratio of lame and corny to make them actually fun… stray a little in either direction and you end up with the cringe-fest that was Mr. Freeze’s lines from that abortion of a Batman movie…
Predator is right in that sweet spot. The arm wrestle hand shake with appolo creed is pure gold cinema. No to mention sexual tyrannosaurs.
How hot is Rae Dawn Chong though? In commando. I haven’t seen her recently.
I would’ve thought the Christmas miracle would have been not the most vanilla position for a change.
Is she starting to realize that her fancy high-status job in the big city doesn’t make her as happy as she would be bearing babies for this humble blue-collar small-town man with a heart of gold?
One of my students and I mocked this throughout her lesson. Except the PG version because said student is in 8th grade.
These movies (in Canada) are featured on The Woman’s Network. You Go “make babies for your man” Girl!
I’m starting a company called 23andMeToo where you can find out the ancestry of your favorite sex pest from the crime lab samples.
“Congratulations! You share 99% DNA with a lifeform we found on Rob Gronkowski*”
*:We didn’t even do the test, we just know this is true already
If I was a trust fund asshole, I would do nothing but fund Buddy’s flights of fancy like this.
He wouldn’t even have to #sticktosprots!
Big Rom scored to equalize at the shitheel Bologna racist fucks
and converts a stoppage time penalty to win it!!
Time to go watch Bob’s Burgers until UGa/UF starts. Gotta clear the DVR anyway, and these early games suuuuuuck.
WE HAVE FLARES!!!
like, 3000 of the fuckers, too
Sounds very not dangerous.
I need to visit East Berlin, holy shit
I’m gonna start a football league that is nothing but kickoffs.
Eastern Michigan is in Ypsilanti-which sounds like the home planet of a Kurt Vonnegut character.
“Barkerville Trapmouth found himself on Earth for no reason whatsoever and was missing the blue-black colored sideways sunsets that occurred every seven years on Ypsilanti.
I’ve got Tiny House Nation on as I work on mod podging and storing this puzzle. It’s a very bad show. But my real point is this: Women, not making plans and just being doing everything last-second and without forethought isn’t being “fun” or “free” or “spontaneous”, it’s being a fucking chore.
I am very much enjoymenting watching UMd losing 35-0 at home, even if it does have to be to Michigan.
And as I’m typing that we get the turtles with a 97 yd kickoff return foar TD.
WHY CAN’T I HAVE NICE THINGS?????
The reason? I believe The Divinyls said it best-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
I would kill each and every one of you if Kate Abdo squeezed my hand and asked nice.
Gotta be teh shoulders.
Can’t be the hips.
Ahh, the sacrificial soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend has made an appearance in this Hallmark Xmas movie. If he was in Star Trek he’d be wearing a red uniform.
“Ensign Smith, you’ll beam down with us.”
The hell I will!!!!
It was just a coincidence that he was trying to organize a union. Just like the last guy.
Apparently Berlin is the Cleveland of Germany, because there’s a bunch of garbage on the field and no one cares.
They even have an annoying drum that is somehow allowed to go during play. Sorry Dresden, there’s a new town in town.
GOOD NEWS, Comrades! FS1 is showing our beloved Communist brethren (Union Berlin) in their first-EVAR Bundesliga Derby against Capitalist Pig-Dogs Hertha.
their home crowd’s chanting is fucking awesome.
Big Hertha
“I have a rich, fulfilling life.”
-He said, while switching back and forth between “The Plan for Christmas” and Buffalo/Eastern Michigan
And Arsenal shat the bed again… Goddamn it, I am REALLY missing ol’ Arsene right about now – we still wouldn’t actually win anything of note, but at least we wouldn’t be winning while giving the ILLUSION of being competitive…
You think it was boo-worthy? The abuse was raining down at the final whistle.
It was “pack your shit and GTFO” worthy…
trade managers with Everton??
Eh, we’re not that desperate .. yet
I, for one, am a big fan of Unai’s offensive strategy of having 2-3 guys run into the same space and stay there so that one defender can take on all of them while they take turns trying to dribble through each other without tripping over their own dicks.