Holy Moly how is it already December?!? It seems only yesterday that it was March and St. Patrick’s Day parties got cancelled because of some weird disease coming from China. I remember people thinking and saying everything would be fine in a couple of weeks.
Ah, good times.
However, many good things have happened. The summer went relatively well as the number of cases, deaths, and hospitalizations worldwide went down. We got sports back, first with the AFL and then soccer and then hockey and eventually other obscure sports like basketball and baseball.
Apparently a couple of LA teams won those championships, but neither got a parade, so I’m pretty sure that means they don’t count.
We are now in Week 13 of the NFL season or, as I like to call it, the N-Fuck it, they’re young and their careers are short anyway and we don’t have a health care program that covers them after their playing careers so who gives a shit if they all get COVID-L season.
Make no mistake, NFL players are the Declining American Empire’s version of the Declining Roman Empire’s Gladiators. However, forgive me if I want some more immediate bloodlust gratification. Having them die ten years after retirement doesn’t really do it for me, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Now I want to go to a bullfight.
Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to make some tapas, open a bottle of wine, and watch La Liga tomorrow.
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs. We are back to our hidden themes. You can ask for a maximum of three hints in the comments.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments what you think and what song brings a smile to your face.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
duh
200 comments for a non sports night is pretty good.
(Unless you count UL-Lafayette. And even people who went there probably don’t.)
Because they can’t count
We are a stupid, stupid species.
So I’m all for shelter in place and people not being idiots, but technically if my best friend came over and drank 6 feet away, would we be violating the new order?
You need to be outdoors.
I thought even outdoors was verboten under the new one
“All public and private gatherings of any number of people from more than one household are prohibited, except for outdoor faith-based services described in Paragraph 5 and participating in an in-person outdoor protest while wearing a face covering, maintaining social distancing, and observing the Los Angeles County Protocol for Public Demonstrations.”
I’m an ordained minister thanks to the internet, so problem solved
That can’t be the language. All business would shut down. Those are “gatherings”.
This is what I read:
Residents are being urged to refrain from gathering with anyone outside their household as much as possible, officials say.
I guess “gathering” is code for parties. Why can’t they just say “party”?
I think the irony is you and I could both go shop in a store, but we can’t hang out together in a park.
Pretty sure even that isn’t enough under the new order.
Depends on the size of his dick.
Oh, and mask size.
I think it’ll fit through a hole in the mask, is that ok?
Whatever it takes champ!
Yes. Even if you sat outdoors and wore masks.
However, if you and your friend would like to go shoe shopping together, you can do it to your heart’s content.
I realize they’re trying to do a cost-benefit analysis, but it’s really not about health any more. The rules are inconsistent, unless of course you interpret them through the lens of “what activities generate tax revenue.”
And the other stupid thing is that they don’t really get enforced. Have you seen or heard of anyone getting ticketed for not wearing a mask? Or violating any other rules? There’s a “party house” near my friend’s house that finally got shut down, and I think that was for violating zoning laws, not the COVID order.
Or “What benefits our megacorporation donors.”
Woo, listen to the fancy pants with the real friends!
Internet friends can only go so far
I found the same problem with girls in high school.
Just watched Airplane! for the first time in quite a while. Surprised how well it holds up.
Surely you can’t be serious
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
Nice beaver?
I thought the same thing about Green Acres earlier.
It’s actually radio for the most part.
Sets are minimal and it’s just the dialogue.
It’s whip-crack delivered (editors job)
With none of them costly effects.
And for a film that drops a joke every ten seconds or so, there’s surprisingly few that have aged badly. Even the racial humor (like the guys speaking jive) is pretty innocent — it’s a little dated now, but not offensive.
Let’s give a toast to our own Beer Guy Rob.
God speed on the rehab.
A shot might be required.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afQRpGiNGVc
West Coast Late Shift in the house!
And we brought the party.
The party is a weird euphemism for booze and fleshlights
I’m watching some old lady renovating her Florida condo on DIY. Party animal!
I’m catching up on Dateline episodes! Woohoo!!!
If I watch that too close to bedtime I will have murder dreams. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
When I sleep, I have a 50/50 chance of nice dreams or nightmares. For the last year, being awake is a 100% guarantee of nightmare.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIb6yIcRfsA
Pat Travers…Boom Boom Out Go the Lights?
I took five hits of blotter acid at the Texxas Jam, Cotton Bowl, August 1979 (“The Last Concert of the Last Weekend of the Last Summer of the Seventies”) and was getting off like a Saturn booster when PT started playing. It was a religious experience.
TEXXAS Jam – Cotton Bowl in Dallas (General Admission – $15.00) “A Farewell To A Texas Summer”
Note: Joan Jett did not show up.
5 hits of blotter, whoa! I went to high school with a kid who was selling blotter in the bathroom. A teacher came in, and he panicked and swallowed all of them. Chuck was never quite the same after that!
Actually, now that I think about it, it was purple microdot, not blotter.
I did a 4 way hit of blotter at a Talking Heads concert in Long Beach. The guy who sold it to me backed away..
“You guys are nuts!”
Didn’t they call that 4 way stuff windowpane? It’s been a minute!
Oh shit, I’m late.
Hi everybody!
Hi, Dr. Nick!
You’re going to beat the Lions right?
I’m not suiting up
Smart man.
Only for the losers!
Brick and I have a YUGE pile of snow we’re cutting into lines.
Grab a c-note, roll it up, and let’s party.
Live from LA motherfuckers aren’t staying home.
We don’t have to yet. Is the curfew still on?
Yep. 10PM.
I report this as a non-motherfucker who was home way before curfew.
Law and order every time.
As all the northern canadian hobos know, scotch is quieter than beer
That’s really good
That’s a bold strategy Ragin Cajuns.
— B. Walsh
Shit, i just remembered something i need to do tonight and I’m two beers in. At least they’re only (checks abv) 8.5% and 8.6%.
See, if you were four beers in you wouldn’t have that problem.
Good advice for later
I hope that thing was to drink two more beers.
Done with the work thing, now trying to figure out if I can pour another drink without waking lady bfc
There are a few things that BIG CHRISTIANITY hasn’t told you about Christmas
BIG CAT is an agent of evil, ppl forget that.
It turns out the wise men brought gifts of gold, frankensense, and purr.
So is the Rona ripping through refugee camps? I went from Stevie Ray Vaughn to world news. The folks from Tigray (I am sure they have a footy team Hippo has bet on), are refugees in Sudan. Escaping the violence being crucial, is the Rona there? You would think it would rip through a camp.
Honestly hard to know considering the poor level of medical facilities and information leaving the camps
Rona is probably a secondary concern to things like cholera, at least in the immediate term.
/is not a doctor
My understanding is that’s part of the issue, much harder to disambiguate cases/cause of death when there’s generally poor public health and no diagnostic facilities
Watching skeleton racing on the Olympic channel right now, and you have to be absolutely out of your mind to do this sport.
And to think luge is actually more dangerous. RIP Nodar.
They’re both nuts. And then there’s two man luge, which is both degrading AND dangerous!
Or cozy.
I try not to judge.
I would totally attend a mixed luge speed dating event
I’ve been lugeing once, but it was just the bottom three corners on a day that was almost freezing so the ice was really slow and it’s really hard not to sit up so there’s lots of drag, and with all that I probably didn’t break 20 mph. Still fun (except for carrying the damn sled up the stairs), but not exactly the adrenaline rush of facefirst at 80 mph
There must still be a go-go scene in DC, right? https://youtu.be/M_XNUwv6Y1o
Of course. I’m just glad the original gogo scene gave us the boot.
My daughter just came home with empanadas. Holy Christ is this deliciously bad for me.
I stopped reading at came.
Big Cory Chase fan, are you?
Look, I had to google that. So, no.
(Crosses “Ted Cruz” off the list of possible alter egos for Mr. Ayo)
Well, we’ll just have to keep searching.
Hehe. This was today’s breakfast
Ooh! Truly sexy Friday, right there.
Is that pie filled enough to call it Cory Chase?
Only if it has a six pack…
I think all the time about how this claimant I had who had moved to another state, and whose separation I decided on, by the time she actually got her payments after a convoluted series of events I won’t go into, was working from home as a UI claims specialist for a third state.
I also think about how I have been directly responsible for feeding, clothing, and housing thousands of people and their households in the last eight month, which is more than any politician has done or will do.
I hate seeing people post about being unemployed here and not being able to help the way I can help people through my job. I was unemployed four 4.5 years between graduation and my job now and almost no one even did anything and the one guy who did saved my ass with some contract work and making me take initiative. I’ve talked to people who have worked for DECADES without break who had to claim and who were terrified, and all I could say was that they weren’t alone while trying to avoid saying “This won’t end soon and no one is going to save you.” And the CARES Act benefits end on December 26 because Congress is led by and almost entirely comprised of the worst people in the world.If you think things have been bad before, it will get worse. It will get a lot worse.
ANYWAY. I’m drunk. UI offices may be hiring, not just in your state but every state. It’s also something I’ve been thinking about because of this long email that I’ve been slowly working on all day to people who won’t read it or care.
It’s Friday night. Take a big step back and a night off. Hell, take the weekend off. You can’t go full tilt at the universe 24/7
I have gone down a Stevie Ray Vaughn rabbit hole. Died so young.
Vic Morrow winces in appreciation.
So do the little Vietnamese kids that died with him in the same crash.
At least his brother Mo Vaughn had a good run.
Just had a flashback of my fantasy baseball team in 1997.
Pop quick hotshot: Pat Hentgen or Roger Clemens? WHO DO YOU CHOOSE!?
I chose Pat back then.
Planes, man
He didn’t even know he was one of the best ever as he was so young. Planes man.
I saw SRV live three times, including the first time when I had never heard of him and saw him open for George Thorogood at the Ritz Theater in Corpus Christi in 1982. Shortly thereafter he recorded Let’s Dance with Bowie and the rest was history. What a talent.
Balls, were these New Order songs all used on movie soundtracks?
OMG, you are VERY close!
TV shows?
Getting colder. Go in the other direction.
Old Order songs for radio shows?
I don’t even want to talk about the Germans new order.
Headed towards Greenland
All these songs were on a gold DVD with episodes of ‘The Love Boat’ and embedded in the ice sheet of a comet for future generations of comet mining aliens to find?
The same movie soundtrack?
I think I have it now. They were all on a New Order tribute album, right?
No, not on a tribute album.
The key word is “movie”. You are so close!
Not soundtrack, though.
They have the same title as a movie? I am determined to get this one!
DING DING DING DING!!!
Jesus, I’m exhausted from all of the Deep Thinking!
Great job!!!
Congrats!
I haven’t heard of any of these so called movies.
Watching a Netflix shows called ‘We Are The Champions’ and there’s an episode on a chili pepper eating contest set in Carolina and I am fully expecting to see tWBS wander past the camera at any second.
Oh Senor Weaselo mock everyone there!
13 rounds. Round 6 is the Carolina Reaper.
I’m in pain just watching.
We’re watching Queen’s Gambit and then I just want to go to sleep before 9. Not gonna happen but tis an inclination.
That was really good.
Deadliest Roads docos on teh Youtube is definitely worth your time. If you are high/drunk/both and miss travelling to obscure places.
Deadliest journeys is ok, same genre but less anthropological.
I’m scratching that itch by planning future trips. Kona, and the National Parks within 4 hrs drive of El Paso in Jan, Ecuador in Feb.
I really need that vaccine so I can go back to Scotland in June for the Euros. Been since 99 since they have been in a major tourney.
Fingers crossed it’s in general distribution by then. Although the UK has been open to US residents, albeit with the 14 day quarantine, but there’s talk of reducing that, so you could go without the vaccine if you were personally comfortable with the risk
Wouldn’t risk it with 70 year old mom etc. Jab me, and I am back in the Tartan Army!
Tartan Army hell, you’ll be in Fulham’s starting back 4.
Pre-pandemic there were apparently bullfights in the Central valley, as part of the large Azorean community there
The part you’ll remember from Looney toons starts at 1:14
https://youtu.be/Tnue8UiEenU
And the beer song for that matter
I only remember this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJI_gygXsfs
This one makes the Apocalypse Now scene seem significantly less bad ass: https://youtu.be/Yxiv3CBMS4M
speaking of bullfights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WweD9S9hMBk
I just want to point out that during Lil’er WCS’s music class today where it is all kid’s songs for 45 minutes, the teacher noticed my shirt. She pulled me aside, and said thiS;
“I like Tool, too.”
Dear Penthouse Forum….
If you ever had any faith in these pieces of shit or think it matters that Trump lost, I fucking hate you.
Ooooh more weed, wine and a New Order show.
I’ve been to (I think) 2 bullfights. The first one my buddy caught an ear in the crowd. We didn’t really know if we were supposed to save it or what but he definitely brought it back to the hotel and put it on ice.
I think you’re supposed to eat the ear if you catch it. Immediately.
If I wanted to be around angry, tormented cattle I’d still be working at the Post Office.
Still do.
You can only get criadillas de toro during bullfighting season. Otherwise you’ll have to settle for something lesser, like pig testicles
A recipe: https://jaliscocina.com/criadillas-cronica-de-un-desencuentro
No gracias
They’re actually supposed to be delicious, but understand the hesitancy
Rocky Mountain Oysters!
At least, that’s what they were called where I grew up. Even had a Testicle Festival around it.
When they’re frozen on a stick it’s a testisicle!
I went to one. I don’t think I had quite appreciated before then just how sad the whole thing is. I mean, I knew they kill the bull in the end, but I didn’t quite put together how all the other dudes (too lazy to look up the terms and spellings) torment and exhaust and weaken and bleed the bull before the matador shows up.
I did, however, get to see a matador get gored, so the bulls didn’t get shut out.
So, one of the things about the bullfights is that the crowds usually boo those guys doing that. Weakening the bull too much makes for a dull fight and implies the matador is a pussy.
At the one I went to, the first couple guys had no issue with coup de gras, but the third guy required multiple strikes, and ended up having to go through the head. It was only maybe a quarter full, but the boos resounded.
Aren’t the picadors partially supposed to make the bull charge straight? Something to do with the placement of the lances on the shoulders
Yes. It’s so the bull can’t turn on a dime the way it usually does (as you can see at a rodeo). It can still turn, but not as quickly, which gives more advantage to the matador.
The matador probably would’ve like his ear back.
Son of a bitch!
I’ve got everything I need, thanks.
What kind of gas mileage does the synth get?
Three Emerson Lake & Palmer shows
For a while, Keith Emerson had the largest organ in the world. Drove the ladies wild.
2nd largest.
-Rick Wakeman
Why, Yes!
I did qualify with “for a while.”
Gregg Allman knew what to do with his organ. Ask Cher.
There were some weird marriages/relationships in the 70s. Burt Reynolds/Dinah Shore. Peter Wolf/Faye Dunaway. Gregg Allman/Cher.
Unlike the keytar, the Duranthasizer never found an audience.
This describes most lawyers I’ve known.
She right about that.
Temptation
Age of Consent
Ceremony
Confusion
Regret
Crystal
THEME:
Balls crashes a local quinceanera?
SO CLOSE!
Duh, the theme is…New Order!
Just exchanged serious insults with the Ex (2020-2020). She got the last word—about 50 of ‘em. And now comes the part where I’m truly excellent: not texting.
If TWBS were alive (pours club soda), I’d yell “Now THAT’S closure, amigo”.
You (don’t) tell her, Don!
If tWBS was still here he’d be texting her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWkMhCLkVOg&ab_channel=remhq
This was played on SiriusXM’s Classic Rewind today. I bought this CD when it came out.
I was having a good day, and now, I feel really old.
I bought Monster out of the cutout bin in 1995 when I was living in Houston. Not sure why it was in the cutout bin, and not sure why I was living in Houston..
The lesbian serial killer movie? Damn, that was hot.
Nah, the REM album. My time machine wasn’t operational in ’95.
(sigh) let me have my joke man
I still have this album, which I bought in 1970.
I made the Top 25!
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The theme is New Order
Well, yeah, but there’s more to it.
Statutory rape then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk
This is what happens when I show up late.
No shame in being right even if you’re not the first.
There’s still more to it. No one has guessed it correctly yet.
Oh, I know!
007!
You’re actually getting warmer. But no.
This week’s gallery, which is actually a few weeks’ worth. https://postimg.cc/gallery/pj8mHc2
Hannah Ferguson (she’s also in that above gallery and the bodypaint pics are in the next folder, which is all Softcore (NSFW). This one is safe. Maxim, SI, etc.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/TPN6PTH
Softcore (NSFW)
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This will be updated continuously as I get new titty pics.
Syndney Sweeney as Cassie Howard in Euphoria (NSFW). HBO rules. They really know how to cast hot women willing to get naked.
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ttps://pixxxels.cc/gallery/3vs6BYx
AOC. I’m not sure why I made this but it’s been sitting in my archive.
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/hnx3vxS
Susan Sarandon being a big-titty MILF
https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/dqg4T4h
I have a bunch of MP4 videos saved that are also on redgifs or gfycat or imgur. And I have a bunch of gifs over 10 MB, many of which are just crappier versions of said MP4 videos. I don’t really want to organize them into DFO, NSFW, duplicates, and “You don’t get to see these.”
See you guys Sunday!
The Eldest Fozz Spawn contributed this to Sexy Friday
Amazing.
Vow of obedience ✔️
The elf is giving you some serious side eye for your voyeurism there ?
Falwell Jr. approves from the corner of the room.
I chuckled out loud
Raising him right, Fozz!